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Can you find the Rubik's Cube?
Yeah, I know…Me neither!…”What Rubik’s Cube!?!?!?!
The video and color quality is pretty good!…..though….Did she finish?
I think it used to take me 1/2 a day to get one side done…then I usually just threw it away, because, you know, I had, like, stuff to do…..
Has Baseball season started yet?
Nope!
As if I needed any more proof that a Midget will take you places
C’mon Man child, you know there’s no making videos with 50 cent until your homework is done and your room is clean. Get your act together kid. And what, is 50 cent taking requests now from the “Midget Make A Wish Program”?
But seriously, this video is hot. I’ve watched this video at least 100 times in the last hour. I’m totally fucking jealous.
Subscribe to the Fatguysports YouTube Channel so we can get someone famous in a video with us. Apparently you need over 1 million people to view your video, and I”m still about 999,964 views short, so help a homie out!
Drugs and THE NBA!?
…apparently, they mix just fine! At least I HOPE this is drug-inspired!
Ok, so its a little dated, but did Dude’s “Mom” take him to the game?…THEN, prompt him to get up and groove to uber-queer rocker Johnny Boy Bon Jovi? I, myself, had to turn down the volume to watch that video because JBBJ music makes me violently throw up. Still, this white boy can dance!!!….ok, he can’t,…so go ahead, and just further the steroetype a little more!
Ah well, enjoy what might appear like a set up video….Dude wasn’t even wearing any Celtic gear!…and neither was him’s Mommy! He looks like an extra from a Harry Potter movie,…though I’ve never seen one. Just looks that way I guess.
Better Start following us on Youtube, because it's going to start getting CRAZY!
This is the first of many youtube videos I plan on putting up. There will be some commentary videos, funny videos, hot chick videos, and who knows…we may put your goofy ass in a video at some point. This is my first one, so excuse my amateur mistakes. And if you don’t like it, feel free to leave a comment, then feel free to read my comment to your comment about what a douchebag you are 
Cheerio!
AND!,..its ideal for BIG dudes too!
….the endless humor of product “positioning”!
Man, did THEY look happy!?….This is what we do here, we bring practical solutions to you, for your EVERY need!
YOU’RE WELCOME!…and, here’s an Xmas idea for the slightly sick of you, and/or the mentally twisted…You know who you are…
Brent (yes, I know!) Favre is OFF the hook!,…
…and I mean that to say, he’s NOT really guilty of sending those pics to Jen-Jen! Well, “Guilty”, but with a killer explanation!
So, as you just saw,….he’s innocent. Roger Goodell cannot POSSIBLY fine or suspend him after seeing that!….He just can’t!
Oh, and as you’re aware, Charles Barkley has already come to Brent’s (yes!,..I know!) aid, and stated that this is NOT a Sport’s story, but just something between Jen, Brent (*), and Mrs Brent! These two efforts will likely spell a simple slap on the wrist for our boy Brent!
As a HUGE Brent (I know!) Favre fan, I couldn’t be happier, either!. No, I am really looking forward to when this asshat’s regular season ends, and we are treated to 7 months of 24 hour ESPN coverage detailing his every move; – until he finally agrees to take 20 million to come back (uuuuuhhh-GAIN!) for ONE MORE YEAR! The NFL needs this gun-slinging media whore,…and John Madden and Peter King need him too. So, again, I couldn’t be MORE thrilled that all indications are he’ll live to throw into triple coverage, yet again! GO BRENT!!! (YES!,..i know!)
My new Favorite Sports related phrase!….
…and it only applies to Tiger Woods! — “His putter let him down, today”!…. And its always said like its a crutch for Mr Golf. Like they’re trying to have you believe, as the viewer, that had his putter just NOT let him down, that he’d be winning by 30!….Or, that NO ONE else, EVER, has had a putting problem! We all know that its no fun when you YOURSELF putt/play poorly!
“OH, YOU WANT FUN?, GO HOME AND BUY A MONKEY!!”…
…”What does that even mean?”….
Last week during “league”, while I was carding yet another 50 (with 25 putts) , I was telling the guys how I wish my putter wouldn’t have let me down so much today! They looked at me like I just whizzed on the cart-girls’ leg!…again. Fast-forward 15 minutes, and they all step to the Tiger trough and drink deeply as the announcers tale us with the bit about Tiger’s “evil Putter”!!,…..uh, “Elin” (I named it for him)….Yeah, Tiger himself even gets into the act,…claiming, “MY PUTTER LET ME DOWN“!….WHAT? I guess when he nails a putt, its all him, but when he misses, its his “putter” letting him down?….Shouldn’t the ball shoulder some of the blame here?…or, maybe the dude/duddette that trimmed the green?….yeah, where WAS Carl Spackler anyway??? Or wait,..here’s what the fun-lovin’ guys tell ME, when I tank a putt…”Hey, Jackass, you putt like shit!”…(They’re always SOO jealous of my 50′s)!
So, my note here to Tiger, whenever you miss a putt, its kinda YOUR FAULT,….the putter really only does what you tell it do….at least that’s what the tell me!..That and…
Wouldn’t it be great to use this excuse where YOU work?…”Well Bob, I was sure we’d nail that Johnson account”,….”Unfortunately, my mouth let me down and told that bastard to go Fuck himself!”….”If only my mouth wouldn’t have let me down like that, Bob!”…..”What’ya say we go bag us some Hookers now?”