Lame’s song

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Jan
29

…sure, its now dated, but hey — ITS FUNNY!

Lame’s game

FGS top 10

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Oct
25

1. Florida:  Pros; Undefeated, beat a top 5 team on the road Defense very strong.  Cons; Winning close games against teams they should beat by more. Offense not playing well, horrible turnovers.

2. Alabama: Pros; Beat Virginia Tech (neutral site), great D and POWERFUL RB in Ingram. Cons; have been close at times, including 2pt home win against Kiffin’s Vols 10.24.09.

3. Texas: Pros; Big win against Mizzu, strong D and Spl teams. Cons; horrible schedule, barely beat Okly in a game Okly lost 4 of 5 lineman and their QB. The BIG12 has no team in the North, the Title game will get ugly. conference is down.

4. UCincinnati: Pros; Explosive offense, beat Oregon State (away game) by MORE than USC did playing the game in LA! Cons; Haven’t hit a top team yet, big games are UWV and Pitt.

5. Iowa: Pros; Undefeated, beat PSU in Happy Valley. Cons; all wins are ugly/lucky. This is a negative when other teams do it, so it is here too. Also tOSU will beat them in Columbus.

6. TCU: Pros; undefeated, beat BYU like a drum on the road. Cons: barely beat Clemson (but it was on the road), weak schedule, any of the teams above them would also be undefeated here.

7. Boise State: Pros; Undefeated, took out Oregon -though Oregon was lost on opening day. Oregon wasn’t going to beat ANY team on that day, so a win, but more based on super timing.

8. Oregon: Pros; super offense, beat Utah, great looking uni’s and defense is playing well. Cons; lost on the road at BSU, RB sucker-punched a player on live TV, have won big, but not against a biggie (yet)….Cal was a phony!-but they did destroy them!

9. LSU: PRO’s; Beat Washington on the road (same team that beat USC) great defense, maturing offense. CONS: lost home game, but that was to #1 Florida. Still has to show up against Alabama.

10. Southern California: Pros; Great fan support, beat Ohio State on the road, beat over-rated Notre Dame on the road. CONS; Lost to 3-5 Washington!..should be -’nUFf said! Any loss to a team that bad, should disqualify this team. They lost to Washington after LSU beat them in the same building! No excuse can cover up this loss. They beat Oregon State by less than UC did IN Corvallis. They should need a LOT of help to make the BCS Game, even though its in their media market this year!

Mix in to the next five : Georgia Tech, Oklahoma State, PENNiState, Miami(U), and  Pitt…. Not sure how ANYone can rate USC higher than UC at this point. They lost a game, and it was against a nobody. UC played a common opponent and destroyed them (OSUw).

BIG Day for Chuckles and the Domer-fans!

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Oct
17

Can the USCw secondary contain the Claussen-Pickle boy? Can the Pickle-boy throw against a team WITH an active secondary (one with a pulse)?…..Obviously THIS is where the game will be decided. Sure, Charlie’s porous defense will have to produce about a +4 T/O ratio, or at least score a few TD’s in order for this to be a game, but….the Irish DO have one thing working in their favor:…yeah, HER!

…………………………………look!

If Miss “Hawt-thighs” McTightPants can play “cover-corner”, too, the Irish will stand a chance. If not, then she’ll need to work the Trojan sideline like an over-aggressive “TRICK-or-TREATER”, this afternoon!….From her eye make-up to the tips of her black boots, she’s got the goods! BUT, will she have the endurance?

One thing is FOR SURE!…she won’t have ANY effect on “JIMMY“!…AT ALL!….yeah, its like a roving safety, he won’t even SEE HER out there!

Prediction:…..She’s a big hit, but the Irish fall for the 8th straight time to USCw….and like most games ND plays against ranked teams (under Chunky), this one will be ugly! Jimmy-Jimmy throws a few picks, but throws a late TD too, in the 27-13 loss.

DOES this live up to the hype!?!?!?

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Sep
12

OSU/USC….is it payback, or just another BIG game failure?

DATELINE: The Horseshoe, Columbus Ohio

The men of Troy invade Home Buckeye! EVERYTHING is on the line, for the Buckeyes and the BIG1(1)0! Terrell Pryor’s legend is made today, in this one as the Buckeyes take out their years of strain against the Frosh QB and re-tooled PAC10 defense. Prediction, Bucknutts 23 – USCw 17

WHY?…..WHY NOT?!?! The game against Navy was just an abberation, for one. And I dont buy into that “Ohh, but they run a unique offense” crap. Bullshtyie. It was game one, you should have been ready, They were just BORED!…it happens, get over it. Quality Football teams have these moments. You hold on to win, and you ALWAYS play better your next game! Proof?, just LISTEN TO THE SPEECH! The stUFf works. You know they will be coming out with pride and fire in this one, so just BOOK IT. The Frosh QB (Matt Blarkley) for the Trojans will falter, and they will have trouble getting scores today. Its nothing against him, he sure has the look of a great great QB, but as a Frosh in this environment, I just can’t see it happening. He may go on to to be one of the best passers in this game, and will certainly take home a closet full of hardware before he leaves (after his Junior season)…still, this will be a learning experience, not a win!;… and ooooh what a set up in N(h)appy Valley this will make for!!!!

So go ahead, jog on with your bad self!….you just KNOW she’s listening to the game.