Hey Terrell Owens, Child Please
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So T.O. got fined $25,000 for his pre-game twitter, which I’ve posted above.
The funny thing about this, is nobody wants an autographed Jersey from this slacker! Memo to TO – No Football Fan wants your sorry fucking Jersey! I’m sure there are a bunch of chicks that probably do, but it’s got nothing to do with football. Just give a jersey to every hood rat that you and Robin bang back at the Batcave and call it a day.
Batman also told the NFL network that the $2million dollar contract he received from the Bengals is like playing for free and that he tried to give some suggestions on how to improve the offense but “they don’t hear me”. Of course they don’t hear you dumbass. You’re just a Receiver. You’re not the Franchise QB, You’re not the best player on the Team, hell you won’t even be around next year. Why the fuck would they listen to you? But fuck it, if they’re taking suggestions, someone get Mikey Boy or Lewis or Bratkowski on the phone….I’ve got a few suggestions for how to make the offense better….and it starts by SUBTRACTING T.O.!
Now….Go retweet that shit, bitch!
Peace,
I’m out!
Terrell Owens needs to get a fucking Clue! Fucking Bum!
What a cry baby little bitch! Dude, you’re a fucking receiver. If the Offense runs 45 plays, you MIGHT get the ball thrown to you 10 times. That means there are 35 other plays where your punk ass doesn’t touch the ball. And guess who touches the ball all 45 times?….wait for it………………..wait for it……………………..wait for it……………………..Yep, that’s right, it’s the quarterback you fucking retard! That’s why he gets the big bucks and your sorry ass gets the left overs!
I don’t like Michael Irving either, but he makes a good point at the 3 min mark of this clip. He mentions how there are so many teams in desperate need of a receiver and NOBODY is knocking on T.O’s door. Well, nobody except for The Bengals, a.k.a. Team Rehab.
This mother fucker is already playing the “poor pitiful me” card. It’s everybody else’s fault except his. He’s got the fucking balls to say he’s not responsible for his bad reputation. This dude is like a 5yr old that doesn’t know why he’s in trouble. He’s an immature brat that is hopefully playing his last fucking season in the NFL.
Watching this video just pisses me off! This dude is fucking dillusional. He’s a fucking mental case.
I’ve got to end this rant before I just print off 100 pictures of this dude, spread them out all over the floor and just piss all over his face.
For the first time, after soooooo many horrible Bengals seasons, this is honestly the first time that I’m ashamed to be a Bengals fan!
HEY TERRELL, CHILD PLEASE!
Who the Hell does Terrell Owens think he is!?!?!?!?!
Hey Terrell – CHILD PLEASE (watch video above for the meaning of Child Please)
Seriously, it’s 2:30 in the morning, I can’t sleep and I’m a little pissed off about it. So I figured I would take my anger out on the biggest bitch in Cincinnati……….Terrell Owens!
Honestly, I hate this mother fucker! I was pissed when the Bengals signed him and everytime they call his number it pisses me off. If the self proclaimed “Black Mexican” is vouching for him, then you know he has to be worthless! Honestly, why the fuck would you listen to Chad Johnson about anything related to football? And a quick note to Chad – You’re just as worthless as T.O. is. What the fuck is all this “Black Mexican” shit anyway. You’re about as Mexican as I am Chinese. Your momma called you Chad and I’m going to call you chad. Unless you want to start calling me “Doc Jong Il”, I guess that would make me the White Bruce Lee bitch!
And why the fuck is Terrell Owens doing post game press conferences? He’s been in Cincinnati for how long, 8 weeks?
I just want to piss on my monitor when I watch the post-game press conference on Bengals.com. He’s an old washed up has been. Why is he the voice of the team? Listen to his responses to the questions, he’s a fucking moron that tries to sound intelligent.
I wish I could get into that conference room, I’d be like – “Hello Batman, I’m Doc with fatguysport.com…..ummmm, when are you going to stop sucking Robin’s dick and just fucking play football?” I’d like to hear him sound edge-u-muh-kated to that.
Sign Terrell and go to Bengal Hell!
Somebody answer these questions for me….Why the hell is Carson Palmer working out with Terrell Owens? Why the fuck is he talking about how impressed he is with him? After all the shit we’ve been through as Bengals fans, is there anyone out there in The Jungle that wants to see this cry baby in Cincinnati?!?!?!?!? This dude is undeniably the fucking Anti-Christ! He’s a cancer everywhere that he goes. Sure T.O. is going to be putting on his best face right now, but his resume show’s exactly who he is. The dude is unemployed, probably only has 2yrs left, and he’s looking for a pay day. On top of it, only the RAMS and BENGALS are showing interest. Shouldn’t that be a clue? Nobody wants this parasite on their team. There was at one point, a brief rumor about T.O. going to Washington with McNabb. But that rumor was cut short. Because you know McNabb said he wasn’t sharing his momma’s chunky campbell’s soup with this bitch anymore! Fuck T.O.! You know as soon as Carson hit’s Chad for a TD pass and not T.O., he’ll be in his hotel room faking another suicide, talking about how nobody loves him. Somebody give this dude a hug and send him on his way.
Reunited and it feels so good!
Yeah, I’m scratching my butt too! Why in the world would Donovan want be a cheerleader for T.O.? McNabb needs to eat some of momma’s chunky soup. Because he has obviously forgotten the drama queen that is Terrell Owens. This is similar to being in a bad relationship, breaking up, then missing your girl and thinking “things weren’t so bad, we can make it work”. NOOOOO!!!! That drama filled relationship ended for a reason! Ever heard “Ain’t no future in your frontin” or “Ain’t no future in the past”? You know why those sayings are popular, because they’re TRUE! Leave that shit in the past Dnabb. However, from a blogging standpoint, I can’t wait for these two Diva’s to get together. Because there will be some seriously funny shit to write about! I can already see Terrell Owens sitting in front of the washington momument, crying like a baby because Donovan didn’t throw him the ball.
IT’S BRYANT!!!!,…not TO!
Antonio “dont drug test me” Bryant, formerly of the Cowboys, Browns, 49ers and Tampa Bay! (Oh, and he sat out a year whilst “suspended/dismissed”,..that’s a good thing, right???) Will bring his talents and baggage to CINCINNATI!….Having been one who wanted Lav Coles to work out here, this normally wouldn’t be much cause for celebration,…BUT!, considering the alternative!?…Well, its like “Ocho-Cinco de March Madness” all over this town! Terrell Owens isn’t coming in now!!! Yip-freakin-EEE….AND!, stupid ASS Chud Johnson can explain to his new team-mate how they are gonna be life-long buddies now, after having “twit”-endorsed TO like he was a sex starved School boy! Should make for a cozy relationship, huh?!
Bryant comes in with some problems in tow,….then again, this being Bungle country that’s kind of a requirement here! He also seems to be of the now WAY too popular “I’m-overly-entitled-because-I-play-Football-and-I-am-a-wideReceiver” crowd, that our own Chud Johnson (and TO) is a chapter President of;…aaannnddd,I can’t imagine Bryant being worth 7million a year, considering he’s only “played” at the “high” level one year;…– but, that’s more an NFL economics question than anything else, I guess. He’s been a smaller scale TO, so, I guess we got the lesser (and younger) of two similar evils. STILL!…whew!…its NOT T.O.! Fantastic!!! Up next, dump the Chump(Chud). Hey, I can hope, right?
WELCOME TO TOWN, Mr Bryant!