VODKA!…the Russian exterminator!

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Jul
1

Reports out of Russia, state that VODKA (alcohol specifically) kills at a better rate than “THE HITMAN“, bad FOOD, BRUTAL WINTERS, and the KGB put together! OK,…that shit about the KGB is probably not true, but still:

Russian president Dmitry Medvedev told his fellow countrymen they must “kick the alcohol habit.”

In an interview with the Tass news agency, Medvedev said he is helping devise a government anti-drinking program. A report in a medical journal last week pointed out that half of all the deaths of Russians between 15-54 were caused by alcohol or alcohol-related diseases.

VODKA!….who’d have figured Vodka could kill????

 That’s news enUFf for me….I’m swearing off Vodka,…from now on, I’ll STRICTLY follow my Southern influences and give in to BOURBON! Vodka’s really just the Lesbian step-sister of GIN anyway!