LeRoy Butler, YOU DA MAN!!!!

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Dec
23

If you haven’t read the quote, where he rips on the Favre/Minny saga, then you sure should!;

Brett Favre‘s former teammate, said the QB’s dustup on Sunday night with Vikings coach Brad Childress exposed what he said is the truth behind the Vikings: That Favre is calling the shots for the team.

“Everybody in Minnesota knows that Brett Favre is running that organization,” LeRoy Butler, a Packers safety from 1990-2001, told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel. “When the head coach leaves and goes and picks him up in his SUV, and brings him to the facility. Everyone knows who’s running the Minnesota Vikings.”

Favre said he had a “heated discussion” with Childress on Sunday when the coach tried to remove him from the game. Childress downplayed the severity of the disagreement, but said he was worried that Favre was being hit too much.

Cracks may be showing in the Childress-Favre relationship that blossomed when the coach recruited the QB out of retirement his summer. ESPN’s Kevin Seifert categorized six stress points that have opened up between the two this season.

Butler said that Favre was wrong not to accede to Childress’ wish to lift him from the game, but said the Vikings share blame because they knew what they were getting from him.

“Brett is a chip, Super Bowl or bust, all in,” he told the Journal-Sentinel. “So you knew Brett was a diva, you knew Brett wanted it his own way, you knew this all along. It was just a matter of time before it happened.”

Butler also said that other players on the Vikings surely have taken notice that Childress has lost control of Favre.

“If I’m Percy Harvin, and I have a question on a route or a play, I’m going right to Brett Favre,” he told the paper. “If I’m Adrian Peterson and I’m not getting the carries I want, I don’t go to Childress or (OC Darrell) Bevell, I go to Brett Favre. He’s running the team. All this falls on Brett.”

This is hilarious!…Brett Favre is a bitch too?…Media Whore, DIVA, AND a little cry-bitch….great stUFf Mr Butler! You’ve always been a great player(and a former ‘Nole), and now, I think you’ve just worked your way into the ESPN NFL pre-game line-up!…At least you’d get my STRONG endorsement!!! You think Bitch-Brett will get into Coaching for REAL,..later? Who’d want to take direction from this guy then???

SURPRISE SURPRISE!, Chud to use passing of Henry to further his personal promotion

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Dec
20

Yeah, in what can only be 3 or 4 inches left of criminal, CONSTANT media Whore Chad “Ocho-uno” Cinco Conoco(phillips) (yeah, that’s added for effect), “slash”/”A$$hole extraordinaire”, is about to venture into the next level of “ASSness”; with his latest shameless excuse to pump up his own horn. “Chud”, as he’s unlovingly called here, is going to don the #15 jersey of the now late Chris Henry. Henry, as you might already know, passed away last Wednesday night following a tragic event where he was, apparently, thrown from the back of a truck driven by his soon to be wife….and bio-mother to 2 of his 3 children. In Chud’s mind, this is a OPP to push his own cause!

Grasping the incredible opportunity to enhance his image and feed his whore-dog ego, Chud Johnson is using this death to further market his ugly mug and insatiable ego. As if his faux-cry/”tear-up”MADE”-for TV (event) locker-room interview this week wasn’t enUFf; OR in poor enUFf taste!; -He’s not going to simply honor a fallen team-mate in the team-oriented respectable manner! No!, he’s going to increase HIS exposure for this event, by wearing the #15 jersey in today’s game at San Diego (an honorable thing?…maybe, in some cases). Of course this is going against the direction of the league, as if he’d do it had they granted him permission???. There just wouldn’t be the same effect or whore-out opp here if that were the case. Though, in line with his “Lets-make-the-NFL-like-”Pro”-wrestling” directive, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit to (some day) hear that this was the “plan” by both the Whore himself, and the NFL marketing team. Seeing as Chud has a history of setting up his skits, even going as far as to “plant” fans at Lambeau for his leap, you can understand at least questioning this….??

There might be a small authentic notion here, at least being used as the basis for this “yet-another-Chud” game time exposure only, stunt. Henry was, after all, a team mate of D*ck-head’s, so, I can understand the mask of sincerity he’s using to promote his promotion. Its just that, using his history,  if there’s not an angle in it for him- he’s not pursuing it. I also believe that yes, he is that addicted to his “drug” to take the death of a friend (supposedly) and use it to feed his habit. Again, I use his past as the main reasoning behind this thought. That, and I’ve never seen or heard anything to suggest that Chud was “inner-circle” with Henry before this happening (or vise-versa). If that was the case, where was Chud’s influence when Henry was in trouble? Chud was probably busy working on some “overly-useful”(see sarcasm) stupid ass dance routine, hell bent on helping his team win!

Some people are going to just assume this is a sincere gesture, and I get that. We’d all like to think it is. Sadly, that’s what con men bank on, and use to promote their schemes! Chud has devoted MORE time creating media buzz, than he has in preparing himself to helping his team. Proof?…He worked out for the first time this off-season…..and everyone knows how he used that news to create a media outlet….not the fact that it was the first time he’d prepared for a season. his loyal fans just ate it up,…again, I understand the gullible (to a point) -that’s why I post those scam alerts on the board. People are falling for less sophisticated scams than the ones Chud runs! Chud also took a swing at a Coach at half-time in the only playoff game in the last 20+ years, because he’s a selfish prick! The Bengals, of course, ended up losing that game to the hated Pitt-Steelers! (sound like a guy who is respectful, or just interested in himself?)

There is, apparently, another media interested party as some NFL Union rep has pledged to pay Chud’s fine and match that fine in contributions to a fund. At least this guy (name not given on purpose) if donating a tangible “something” to the issue….unlike Chud who only piggy-backs on issues. Quite like how he was one of only a few Bungle players to NOT give their time and sweat to this community(building homes), he only lends in where he can “appear” to be a man in interest. Remember the game where Motorola bought the left-over tickets to a game this year? Yeah, THEY actually bought the tickets, Chud just showed up to pass them out after ensuring there would be camera crews covering the self-made story.

The NFL has allowed for the proper method of showing respect for the passing of their team-mate. Chud, of course, not satisfied that this alone will feed the monkey on his back, has to increase exposure JUST for himself, by drawing a fine (again, one he probably pursued as a gimmick). He could, if he was/is genuine in his appreciation for this as a cause, donate a game check to the Henry kids trust fund; – or establish a College Fund for them?….NOOooooo, they might not cover that on ESPN and he’d actually have to PAY out something real. He’s quick to disclose how “well-to-do” he is, and I’m sure he is,…so, offer up this game check to your “fallen pal” Chud!….Give his kids a foundation to assure they are taken care of in a positive way. Not in JUST a way that you get more “Face-time”,…you freakin’ WHORE!

I’ll retrack this rant, if I hear where Mr Big-shot took the initiative (on his own) to do something like establish a fund for the 3 Henry kids,prior to the post date anyway. Noting what good friends they were and all (more sarcasm).

I didn’t want to end this by saying anything negative about Chris Henry, but its not going to happen. Chris Henry was a trouble-maker in the past….however, he did make strides of late to take (at least) account of his public image. I have no idea if this was just LUCK, or what, but you give him the benefit of the doubt, I guess. Still, this wasn’t a passing due to something heroic, or disease related, or even a general mishap around the house. The man jumped into the back of a truck, knowing he has 3 children to consider. Sure, that’s a bit harsh, but as a 26 year old WITH 3 kids, its also an important (“harsh”) reality. Kids are supposed to change how you approach situations. Or, at least they should. They do/did for me. I’m not saying anyone lives in a bubble as a result, but this was a POOR choice at best! The point here is that OVER-honoring a man who left behind responsibilities like he did, maybe should be done so in a tempered manner and not one which draws MORE attention. Of course, it WOULD have been such a dedication, if it weren’t for THE media whore Chud Och0-mediaWhore-o!. Who would, no doubt, exploit his mother’s good name for a 15 second ESPN piece?

More inherent is the”tragedy” that will befall his 3 kids. Yeah they will, in ALL likelihood, be raised by the same woman who “killed” their father! How scary is THAT? Had she acted like an adult, in the absence of Henry acting as one, and just not driven away knowing he was in the back – this never happens. Her continuing to drive has to be, at a bare minimum, 50% of the fault. Had he been driving and she’d been in the back, then fallen to HER death, he’d be in jail right now. Yeah, his kids are going to be raised by that woman!….That should scare a good friend like Chud too!???…naaahh!, not if he can’t angle some face-time out of it!

 UPDATE!!…apparently douchebag wised up, and decided he’s already gotten the attention he sought, from the jersey thingy. He’s backing off. One credit for Chud!….

Chris Henry likes women?

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Dec
16

Ok, seriously, this REPORT is suggesting that Mr Henry is in some serious trouble, following an apparent mishap in a vehicle possibly driven by a “woman of interest”. This is a horrible situation and I do hope Henry is going to come out of this OK. Any prior dislike of Chris Henry was always FAR short of wishing him any ill will. My wish here is that this is similar to when reports mentioned Tiger Woods was in serious condition….and though he’s got some family issues ahead of him, physically he is well.

THIS incident, however, should serve as a reminder to EVERYONE,..men AND woman alike, just how freakin’ stupid it is to freak out over a spouse. Men are generally worse about this than woman are, but both have (collectively) made some INSANE moves, motivated by what some call “love”.

This is your FREE advice for the day, you needy mortals: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SOUL MATE (or anything like that, freaks!)! There just isn’t! First off, there are 6 BILLION people on this planet, and nearly 300 million people in these United States. You think you met the perfect match?..and for some of you, mere minutes after you left High School?….COME ON! If you are THAT ugly and socially clumsy that you think no one else will have you, then you dont need a “partner”, you need heavy doses of Thorazine and a room with rubber walls!

I’m not saying you should use woman like shake-n-bake bags, but there’s also no need to lock down on one like a Pit-Bull to a steak bone. Let’s work towards a little self control, and away from more stories like Tiger and Henry, where dudes (and woman) give up so much, for what amounts to nothing!

Now, let’s hear some good news on Chris Henry!…Pull out of this, Mr Henry!

Chud Ocho-a$$holio to be on Letterman!!!

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Oct
28

FatGuySports field reporter, Richard Gozinya, was able to obtain a copy of the “Top ten list” that Chud’s gonna read, whilst he further whores himself on Letterman this Thursday!

 LUCKY YOU’Z!……

Top Ten Reasons I’m a Douche, by Chud the dud;

10. Its 2009, yet I still wear fake gold teefs!

9. I promote the mohawk!…and NO, I’m not 12 years old!….????

8. I’m a self-promoting media whore….I sacrifice winning Football games to get Face-time!….I can’t stop doing that!

7. I yell at other players, say bad things about the City I play in, the people, the team, and the fans; then say I’m sorry and expect to be loved again!

6. I think I’m a Hall of Famer, and even had a two year old cut letters & numbers out of electrical tape and then stick them on a jacket I got from Goodwill, to prove it! (I’m insecure!)..yeah, then I wore the hideous thing on the side-lines during the game!…can you believe that sh.t???….Wow, I’m a douche!

5. I changed my name to “8″, “5″  (in Spanish) and not “85″ because I did no research whats-so-ever into the Spanish language, and just assumed “8″ and “5″ meant 85…(you know, like in “Inglish”!) in my efforts to forge an “in” into the Spanish market. I tried to market this 2 years ago, but, dumb as I am, I f*cked up the paper work. I also forgot to check with the NFL about doing this, and had to stay “Johnson” for a year. Fortunately, ….Spanish fans are as easy to dupe as American fans are!!!

4. I block as effectivly as a wind-chime prevents tornados!

3. I punched a Coach during half-time of the only playoff game in Bungle history (last 20 years, actually), because I thought they weren’t throwing me the ball enUFf….We were winning at the time, then after I acted like a freakin’ idiot, we went out and lost the game….yeah, Pittsburgh is our #1 rival, and they ended up winning another Super Bowl as a direct result of my ass’ness!

2. I count a double-homicide knife killer like Ray-Ray Lewis among the people who have influenced me and help me pursue a media whore life. He killed 2 guys in a bar down in Atlanta, then walked from it!…HAHAHAHA!…yeah, and a few years later, the Ravens voted him “Man of the Year” for their team….fans ate that sh.t up!….tell me they’re not stupid!…I love dumb fans!

1. I took a dive in a game against bUFfalo a few years ago. It was a game that would have possibly carried us to the post-season, but then some idiot called for me to run a quick slant, and the DB almost took my head off….you know, because I’m a d.ckhead a lot of times,..so,…he said I should just stay down or he was gonna “F” me up good,..so,…sh.t, man,…I stayed down!…After all, I’m a puzzy too!

 

…”Gheesh, there are tons more, Dave,…you sure you just want 10 reasons why I’m a f*ckin’ douchebag?…like, I work on skits and stunts to do after scores, which prove important to me, but not the team I’m suppose to be helping to win games?, or,….Oh, I paid some fans to sit in the front row at a Green Bay game, so if I scored I could jump in the stands!…uh, let’s see, I wear shirts with “Louis Vuitton” on them, proving I’m transexual too-as a call out to the homosexual fans…Yeah, I know, that’s pretty pathetic,….as is most of the stunt-crap I do!….
WHAT?..Get the “what” outta here?…Hey, wait a minute, I LIKE people with gaps between their front teeth,…Maybe I’ll get a gap like that cut into a pair of gold teefs and we’ll do a song together?….huh?…What’ya mean, Paul throw a tuba at this a$$hole??….”—————————- flat-line!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CJ Spiller or Mardy Gilyard?

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Oct
24

You’re the Bungles top brASS-person….meaning you’re Mike or Katie! You have a mid-twenty pick in the NFL Draft, due to some shrewd pre-draft day deal. With your regular pick (a mid-teen pick) you address the DE hole you feel needs sureing up, but in the mid-or-early twenty something pick you see: CJ Spiller and also note that Mardy Gilyard is there. Who do YOU take?

CJ Spiller or Mardy Gilyard?….Spiller rates (presently) as perhaps the higher pick, but how could SOP (or YOU AS SOP!?!?!) “pass” on this kid Gilyard without pause? I say you got a tUFf call there,….but I take MG! WHY?…Cause, more than anything, I want to dump Chud Ocho-stinko off the squad, and if I DIDN’T just move his clown-act ass to GET this pick, I trade him after I make it for anything I could get!…yes, even for a cooler full of Sam Adam Octoberfest bee-yuhz!

Of course, what are the odds we get a front line DE (Hardy) and then fall into another first-round pick (trade Chud!…trade Chud!…) particularly with the REAL SOP and Katie in charge!?!?!?

(Some) NFL players and owners, hypocrites?

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Oct
14

HHhmmm, seems that tired over-used saying that rings through the Sports World alla time; “Everyone deserves a second chance” only applies to certain situations.

Apparently it applies to those players who killed people (even double homicide stabbings), have beaten women, made it rain and crippled people, drown underperforming dogs, and hUFf enUFf drugs to sink a ship. Yeah, do any of that (and more I missed) and you can play w/o a problem. Try and buy into a franchise though, and BAM!….can’t use that saying anymore.

Rush Limbaugh, who I could personally give two dead flies for either way, was involved in a partnership proposing to buy the St Louis Rams….yeah, I know,…WHO would want them? Still, why can’t The Rush use the old “HEY!,..give me a second chance”!!….after all, there are a large number of PLAYERS in the NFL that have done REAL physical harm, DEATH EVEN, to a good number of people, but they “get another chance”….Most recently and as equally as FAMOUSLY, was Mikey Vick. Donte Stallworth KILLED a guy! Look, I don’t even CARE who ends up with the franchise, its just seems hypocritical to me to hear these arguments….and then hear that phrase used over and over to support the players for re-instatement.

Rush Limbaugh said some things, and some things have been attached to him that haven’t ever been confirmed, it appears. Oh, and; He’s “paid” his dues!(that’s another biggie!),..He was removed from ESPN for THIS, again, not an absolute cut-n-dry case, it seems. But he lost his job, and was crushed in the media!  One response in that link, says there is ”No room in sports broadcasting for racism”. I accept, believe and support that notion full bore!…However, I cannot believe murders ARE something that same person (who made that quote, you can read it there for yourself) would endorse….Yet there are several in the NFL who have BEYOND A DOUBT, killed people. And Ray-Ray who just paid the families of the guys HE killed, to shut up and go away. Certainly the substance in the case against Ray-Ray was at least EQUAL to that evidence against the Rush-guy. Kepp Rush out!..fine, but take the others out too!

Again, it bears another mention, that I do not view Limbaugh in a good personal light here, and could really care less about his pursuit on most levels; BUT if you’re allowed to keep him out, why not the others who have done much worse? Where’s his 2nd chance?….Rape, Murder, Drugs, Sexism, multiple arrests….all those are “second chance worthy”, but not Rush?…Fake reverand Al Sharpton can get into politics, but Limbag is out as an NFL owner?….Al Sharpton is perhaps THE biggest racist on this planet!(and a darn sizable hypocrite too).

Tony Fein dies, mystery abounds

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Oct
8

Story here: 
 
     Tony Fein dies, and mystery surrounds his death, huh?…..QUICK!…Where was Ray-Ray Lewis?!?!?!…
     Did Mr Fein borrow money, a hammer, picture hooks, or “cutlery” from Ray-Ray while in the Ravens Camp over the summer, and forget to pay  it back?….Would have been a BAAAAADDDD move if he had! Ray-Ray is a slashing man of action, and then subversive get-a-way! Did neighbors report seeing any stretch Hummer Limo’s speeding away from the home, that early morning? Did press reports leave out any witness’ statements? — perhaps Tony was wearing a Hoody and some sweatpants, and passing around a big ass cell phone among a group, and Ray-Ray thought it was a “wire” so he ”corrected” Mr Fein???…Nahh, that only works when you’re pursuing a racist angle with an organization that can pay!, and Government orgs are the best at paying!!…..They are an easy target rich environment, baby!!!

 
        Anyway, Mr Fein was an Army Vet, so its just not right to paint him up in a bad light (so I’m not), particularly JUST to further my own personal “anti-Ray-Ray” campaign!….Even if he DID kill 2 guys in a bar, threaten his people to be quiet, pay off the families of the dead, then “fake-find-God” to totally bullsh.t the NFL and all its fans; and somehow become the face of the Ravens franchise and collect humanitarian awards in the Baltimore community…..Only in America can a dude do ALL that, and then turn it around so nicely. HE BRUTALLY KILLS 2 GUYS in a bar, and a few years later the public has forgotten; largely because the Ravens won a Super Bowl….and, those two dead guys didn’t!
       Too bad for OJ, he “knife” killed people too!(allegedly), its just that other people really cared about them, and didn’t just take the shut-the-hell-up money and go bye-bye. NEXT TIME OJ!…next time!…Yeah, kill anonymous low-life’s in a trendy bar,….heck, go HOG WILD on them even,…then feel free to run the hail out of there! Who cares that people saw you and can positively ID you (and the records of your rented Limo prove you were there!). You tell your posse to shut the hell up or you’ll gut THEM too, & BINGO!….scott-free, baby!
       For added “flair” (gay “flair”, that is) do some heavy queer dancing on the sidelines (say it helps the boys play better…as if dudes watching another dude gay “dance” should have ANY bearing on their level of play -AT ALL!…yeah, it scares me too, but it works in B’more apparently!), THEN if your team wins the Super Bowl?, BOOM!…MAN-of-the-YEAR as well!
     The general Football loving public has GREAT forgiveness if you and your team play well!…..idiot-like even!
 
When Ray-Ray heard the news of Mr Fein’s death , he ran out to find a news-reporter and in a wholesome “I-sure-didn’t-ever-kill-no-one” kinda sincere voice he said:
…”A humble young man,” Baltimore Raven Ray Lewis said. “Our hearts definitely go out to his family because it’s such a tragedy for a man to be that young and go through the things he’s been through.”…
     This is “Ray-Ray’nese” for; “He’s lucky it wasn’t ME that ran into him at that trendy Baltimore area bar that night (instead of it being Police),…I’d have worked him like an oyster! -Then run out to my waiting get-away limo, speed off, queer dance, and threatened to kill everyone I was with if they talk.  He’d have had NO shot at a law suit against me!…..Poor bastard!”;…or something real close to that, I’m guessing.
 
        Ray-Ray is the guy Chad Johnson credits for his attitude adjustment!…..Quality begets quality! They make a killer couple, don’t they!???

CRABTREE SIGNED, CRABTREE SIGNED!,..yippie SH*T!

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Oct
7

By now its widely known that dear sweet ol’ over-rated Michael Crabtree has signed a contract with the San Fran 49ers! Glory-Glory, crap-n-eggs for everyone in the Bay Area! Call now for the Super Bowl tickets guys! No one College player got more mileage out of a good play turned immortal (Texas vs Texas Tech), than Crabs has. Had the two (young) and inexperienced Texas defenders stayed with Crabtree on that fateful pass-play, they’d have tackled his ash IN play. The play was designed to go to the sidelines and set up a FG, that would have won the game. Crabtree stopped, spun back in play and trotted into the end zone with 1 second on the clock. The Texas defenders, sure he was going out of bounds to stop the clock, went high and gave up;…..watch it HERE. It IS an epic play, and will live forever (nearly) like the Flutie to Phelan pass play back in ’84 (HERE). Fluties’ might be MORE epic, because he didn’t have the luxury of a FG option had Phelan run the play out of bounds,…still, its an awesome College Football moment, just one that could have turned tragically wrong had Crab(s)tree been tackled (after not going out of bounds) or even covered by the one upper-classman in the Texas secondary that night. (sorry, his name escapes me right now).

After months of holding out, wide receiver Michael Crabtree has agreed to a contract with the San Francisco 49ers, league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

Crabtree will get a six-year deal that he can void to five years if he meets undefined performance clauses, a league source told ESPN’s Michael Smith.

The 22-year-old Crabtree is expected to report to the team’s training facility Wednesday.

Crabtree and agent Eugene Parker met into the early-morning hours Wednesday with 49ers owner Jed York, general manager Scot McCloughan and Paraag Marathe, vice president of football operations. The two sides had gone almost three weeks without talking.

San Francisco selected Crabtree with the 10th pick in this year’s draft and could use the wideout’s game-breaking ability in the passing game. That said, he has a lot of catching up to do to learn the offense after missing all of training camp.

He also sat out the 49ers’ offseason minicamps and organized team activities while recovering from a foot injury, but was a regular presence for rehabilitation and strengthening workouts at the team’s training facility.

Coach Mike Singletary, whose 49ers lead the NFC West and at 3-1 are off to their best start since 2002, said Monday he would welcome Crabtree whenever he joins the team.

Crabtree caught 97 passes for 1,165 yards and 19 touchdowns last year during his sophomore season at Texas Tech. He finished his college career with 231 receptions for 3,127 yards and 41 TDs.

 

Crabs inner-circle includes the likes of Deion Sanders, agent Eugene Parker, and a successful junk-bond trader. This guy surrounded himself with money, to help project an image to the 49ers *and the public) that his ass was OK with sitting out a year. In typical NFL fashion, it worked like a porch light drawing in moths! The NFL is so stupid, and not just in this case. Why does a kid coming out of College and pumped full of confidence and braggin’ about how good he is, need guaranteed money? Is he (and they) worried he’ll fail?…is it about market pricing?….is it because its a Union shop and values are F*cked in Union houses(Sports)? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT the HAIL is it?

Hey, there’s a Draft EVERY year!…and some one has to be #1, and on down thru the last pick in round seven. Michael Crabtree was an outstanding WR in College, for Texas tech. That said; The Draft has been rife with busts throughout its history, including (of course) FIRST ROUND BUSTS! . Still, every year the pompASS bastards flip out of the draft acting like they want to play, but all they want is guaranteed money so they have a right to fail for at least two years! If Crabs and the rest are so confident in their “obvious” talents, why aren’t they tied up in incentives! Who knows if dude can even absorb the playbook; in time to help the team? So, he’ll get paid for nothing this year, struggle next, and show potential in year three! (or so that’s the plan) These guys with all the brash ass-hole talk never have to back it up and play for their money. My problem with it?…Its never the player who pays, or the agent! Its always the team that sUFfers, and of course the fan. Being in Bengal Country, that’s certainly understood around these parts! Too many busts to see 28-43 million dollars get tied up in a first round pick who may or may not ever be worth a damn.

Crabtree isn’t the only one to take advantage of the Union and NFL owners, he’s just the most recent.  He’s also FAR from a sure thing NFL wr! He played in a conference that saw a team average 70 points a game for the SEASON!….That team, or course went on to play in the National Title game,….where they scored 14 points! They also lost the game. Crabtree played in a conference that “might” have been soft on defense, and all in with the offense. That can skew a number of two. I’m not saying he’ll be a cantankerous bust, but my bet is that he never fulfills the promise made (on his end) for the deal he just signed. He’ll never be a Jerry Rice, and he’ll never be more than an average wr with maybe a flash game or two a year. Of course, if he goes about his business like Chad Johnson has in Cincinnati, then those few “good” games every year will be enUFf to keep the masses in the Bay Area ALL GIDDY and HAPPY!

Ocho-d*uche-O is playing you(o), again!

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Sep
30

Chud OchoCinco is about to litigate a crime upon the Breast Cancer Society, in an attempt to advance his personal image (you’re shocked, I know!). This fraud has played many tunes since he arrived in Cincinnati, and most have been aimed at furthering his media exposure and/or to con the fans. Sadly, many of you love his tired and sometimes harmful (to the team) antics, and “receive” him as the Poor-man’s Billy White-Shoes Johnson!….Although, I should have prefaced that comparison by saying Billy “WS” Johnson was supremely tallented and an entertaining player (who still works in the NFL – w/ The Atlanta Falcons)…..Chud,” imo”, is far from that!

The Icky Shuffle!…was another entertaining routine, by a player who wasn’t all about himself! What seperates those legends from this current idiot, is that they did their “celebrations” with the emphasis on the Touchdown, not on themselves alone. Chud Ocho-blowhard-o does his lame team-defeating dance-numbers with only himself in mind. Same goes for his skits(dumb ass jacket) and stupid ass acts; Like the velcro-name on his back, or the stupid shoes in Indy; (Which cost him a series since he had to go change them – meanwhile a REAL Pro like Marvin Harrison was scoring a TD,  in a game we needed to win);…Its so involving for him that he uses time during the week to create his “treats” which do NOTHING to help the team win!,…First of all, how pathetic is that? (answer: VERY!)Considering the record for this team over the many years, maybe spending that “extra” time on dances isn’t really the best use of that time?…then again, when all you’re out there to do is promote your face, it’s not a waste at all is it??. Seems like he’s in the best town in all the NFL for this kind of clowning. In other towns you’re expected to WIN games, dancing is done on your own time! Here “we”, or more correctly, “YOU”, promote and encourage his defeating habit. So much that the (NOW RARE) TD celebrations continue, right along with the losing. Present record withstanding. Thankfully for Chud-o he plays FOR Cincinnati AND, he gets to play Cleveland twice (this) a year!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and King “Twit” has apparently “tweeted” to the “twit” masses that he intends to go overboard to show (fake) that he cares about this great cause. Well, he CARES about it, but only because he sees it as a means to make more people think he cares about something genuine, and not just himself. This may be his biggest load-o-sh.t of all time (CONGRATES DOUCHE-ASS!). How can you tell?…Simple. IF!..IF he cared about the cause, he wouldn’t belittle it by wearing the pink to silly-ass excess. He’d show proper respect, and wear the pink to the standards set by the organization that created the symbol. This is a desease that kills people, not some Booster Club who might be helped by dis-respecting it to media whore standards! Him going over-board is intended to bring MORE attention to himself, while riding on the back of the very REAL organization.

Secondly, he’s “twitted” to the tweeter masses that he’s already has set aside his “bail” money (fine money) in anticipation of an NFL fine (like he’d have to actually “set-aside” that money,..another BS point from him). This is the BIG red flag here. If this asshole was sincere about promoting the cause and not himself, he’d have already checked with the Union and the NFL to see if this display was OK, or if it would violate the rules. Either he did, an this is a “set-up” like his Lambeau Leap was, or they said go ahead whore, just do it!…He is, quite possibly, using the threat of a fine to enhance his own personal cause, and enhance his image (something along the lines of;.. he’ll even challenge the NFL to show his (fake) support!).

The Cincy SHEEP, or “Rubble-fans”, will eat this up like a starving cat!…He and his agent are banking on this, literally!…and, they laugh the hearty laugh at your simple ignorance! He’s using the “Poor-poor-pitiful-me” “I’m-just-trying-to-help-a-cause-here” plea, but the big-bad NFL hates me, angle….again!, All in hopes you’ll lap it all up. Sadly, he’s probably already bagged a good many of you. Just goes to prove why SO many con-people, internet scamers and carneys make so much money every day. Its rube’s like you who fall for the shit that keeps them in high finance!

FIGHT THE CON!….tell the media whore that enUFf is enUFf!……Support the cause (Breast cancer awareness), not the idiot trying to exploit them for his own gain!

Deadline extended until 09.11.09 @ 1pm

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The SOP run NFL Bungles were given an extension of one day, to sell the 5000 tickets required to get the Denver Opener on TV….yeah, because 5000 locals were ALL just waiting until “Paycheck” UFriday to snatch up those tics! Hold off “sheep”, not that the piece of chit Mikey Brown gives crap one either way, still…let him not hear you!

Good GAWD, the message has been sent already….GO BEARCATS!