conVICK will do no time, before no crime!
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I guess since the witnesses AND the victim aren’t talking, this means Vick is innocent, huh?…Yeah, that makes a lot of sense! The ConVICKS must be upstanding citizens, since they’ve been able to Ray-Ray Lewis all those who would be witnesses…Usually if you’re innocent, that’s how things shake out! I suspect Mikey conVICK will win some “BS” humanitarian award in a few years, while deservedly bringing home a 5.2 mil paycheck courtesy of the Philly Eagles….
Here’s hoping Roger Goodell isn’t as stupid, or limited, as those fine lawman out in Virginia!
Virginia Beach police: Case closed;Vick not a suspect Virginia Beach police issued a statement updating their investigation into the shooting that injured a man outside a nightclub that was hosting Michael Vick’s 30th birthday party. The police have indentified the shooter, but cannot charge the suspect because the victim and various witnesses have been uncoopertive. The statement went on to say that there are no other suspects, including Vick. The Eagles quarterback released a statement last week claiming his innocence in the shooting that maimed a codefendantin his dogfighting case. The Eagles have been conducting their own fact-finding search and have yet to find any information that would lead them to believe Vick was involved. The team, therefore, isn’t expected to release its backup quarterback, despite cries from some fans and media for the Eagles to cut ties with Vick. Here’s the Virginia Beach police statement in its entirity, released by spokesman Adam Bernstein: “Investigators were able to determine the identity of the shooter. Unfortunately because of the lack of cooperation from the victim, coupled with the reluctance of witnesses, the Commonwealth Attorney’s Office, upon reviewing all of the evidence, has determined that no charges will be filed in this case at this time. Because the suspect will not be charged, his identity cannot be released by police. There are no other suspects in this case, including Michael Vick.”
Peter King sees Bengals as 23rd best NFL team, in '10?
The Bengals are going to go from winning the division, to #23 in 2010?…Well, that’s how the self-proclaimed NFL Guru sees it HERE! Ol Pete King doesn’t offer any REASON(s) for why they’ll fall so far, aside from a self-question about Carson Palmer. No, he just randomly places them in the low twenties. I know, typical Peter King, right!
During the 2nd Baltimore game the field stretching Bengal wide receiver Chris Henry went down to an injury and the Bengal offense was never the same. Chris Henry ultimately passed away as the result of a horrific accident that was apparently no one’s fault(oddly)? You recall that?; then Chud Johnson-cinco proclaimed to be Chris’ best friend (to, of course, help promote himself in the media some more), and later sucked ass vs the Jets as the team limped into the Playoffs. A week after being shut-down completely in the seasons’ final game, Chud was shut-up and down AGAIN by the Jets young Mr Revis, and the Bungels were done. Oh, then Chud welched on his bet that he’d change his name back to Johnson, but that’s me running away on a tangent again, and away form the point.
THE BENGALS #23?!?!?!….Good gawd man! They won their division in ’09, refused to sign Terrell Ass’wens in the off-season and added perhaps their best draft class of all time this past April!!,…Yet they’re going to be WORSE in 2010!??…and much worse at that?..Come ON Mr King. perhaps you should jump back on Brett Favre’s jock again?!
The Bengals WILL be in the playoffs in ’10, despite what the “KING” OF DOUCHE SAYS! AND, this YEAR THEY JUST MIGHT WIN ONE! Yes, I said it! Unless Chud cries, whines and punches another coach at halftime because he thinks he’s not getting enUFf balls throw his way, they WILL win a playoff game this year!….That or, if Ocho-stinko is in traction during a large portion of the season AND into that playoff game?..yeah, they’ll win one! You heard it here!
You know Mel Kiper's NEVER been wrong!!!
That’s right!,…THE guy knows no mistakes! My suggestion for Tim Tebow and Josh McDaniels is to just pack up their sh!t and make due with the money they already have!….MOVE to Belize guys! When a guy is THIS “spot-on” you just do what the man says! The guy has it ALL, doesn’t he?
“Jamarcus Russell’s gonna immediately energize that Raider Nation, that fanbase, that football team- on the practice field, in that locker room- three years from now you could be looking at a guy that’s certainly one of the elite top five quarterbacks in this league.You’re talking about a 2-3 year period once he’s under center. Look out because skill level that he has is certainly John Elway like.” (Melvin Kiper)
Here’s a personal bet to take for YOU, the big-time Sunday Draft Guru: Q: What do ALL these guys have in common; Vontae Davis, Mike Jenkins, Jon Beason, Santonio Holmes, Jason Campbell, Ahmad Carroll, William Joseph, Charles Grant, Freddie Mitchell, Chris Hovan? Stop your stupid searching!…A: Those are the 25th picks from the last 10 NFL Drafts!….so, TELL ME, OH, TELL ME, yee great Mr Kiper about how SERIOUSLY “F”‘d up the Broncos are for REACHING out for a Tim Tebow this year, at 25!….Yeah, the guy WITH a H15sman, 2 Nat Titles, a truck load of records and hardware, and an SEC QB who won 85% of his games!…Yeah, maybe there’s a little something extra in that ”mighty-grip” Vidal Sassoon hair adhesive that you use?….Fackass! — To note: 112.7 \ 2895 \ 21 \ 5 \ 67.8 % (2009 stats).
So they took a Tebow!…moved up to get him even!….Josh electrified the masses for 6 games last year, taking a bunch of scrubs, and Brandon Marshall, and winning games like it was a birth rite! OK, so Bengal fans weren’t THRILLED about it, but it was a great little mini-run!
After seeing what Josh McDaniels has done with Tom Brady in turning him into a Hall-of-Famer, and Matt Cassell, a career backup, how could you not get amped to see what he’s going to do with the most athletic quarterback in college history?
Watching Orton attempt to move around in the pocket was about as much fun as watching Mike Tyson navigate his way through a spelling bee.
Having a player as versatile as Tebow should equate to a playmaker similar to that of a Ben Roethlisberger, but without all the court dates.
I’m hard pressed to find any real reasons why Tebow will not be able to find success in the NFL. He spent the last few years dominating the stars chosen around him in not only this draft, but the last two.
Remember the good old days, when Philip Rivers was criticized for his throwing motion? Or, Michael Vick, for his ”run-first” approach to the quarterback position?, Or Adrian Peterson, for not avoiding contact??? yee-yuh!
Or –…yeah I know, I’ll stop there. You get the point. Unorthodox simply means different, and different isn’t a synonym for bad.
Mel Kiper would Pork Jimmy Clausen, given the chance!
I really believe that!…Its similar to Peter (blowhard) King and his butt-love for everything Brent (I know!) Favre! Its a man-crush on the highest level…..but, how funny was it to watch Clausen go mid-2nd while the guy Kiper\McShay proclaimed as UN-draftable just several weeks ago, went in the FIRST?…yeah, too funny indeed. I hope that manila envelope full of 100′s that some Irish alum gave Kiper were worth him looking that stupid (ok, yes, I’d have taken the money too!)….McShay the double-douche too!
These two yo-yo’s are really very funny, how they so ademantly define the draft as if they have a stake in ANY player taken! Or that either of them will ever be held accountable for being wrong. OK,…so MAYBE the rumor that SOP (Son-of-Paul) uses them as his scouting department is true, aside!
Noting the throngs of failed draft picks both these guys swore on, its hard to imagine ESPN still has a tolerance for supporting a “Draft-Guru” in any capacity!
A few months ago, TODD McShay had Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker as the BEST QB in the country! He also broke down Jimmy Clausen as a hack – primarily because he’s 6’2″ and “only” 216lbs???; NOT!,..not that he’s an under .500 QB in College with exactly Zero impressive wins to his credit, despite playing for a top recruiting team ever year he was there!” NO!..its definitely because he’s 6’2″ DUMBASS! Yeah, HE’S the “expert”. Then he got into THIS great argument with “Mel Kiper Jr”,..and soon after he shUFfles his love to Sam Bradford. Then during the actual Draft, he couldn’t blow Jimmy Clausen hard enUFf!?? Oh, but he’s DEAD on with his Tim Tebow eval’s, right?…oh, sure!
NFL scouts/insiders have these things to say about McShay-Shay! (highlighted by these shown direct quotes) Click the link for the whole rant! McShay does not have any good connections,” the source opined. “Higher-ups in the league think he is an arrogant asshole. & In our view, McShay does present well on television, where the requirement isn’t to know what you’re talking about but to seem like you know what you’re talking about.
Of course the only thing this douchebag is steady on?…His hate for all things Tebow!…“He can’t play quarterback in the NFL, I’m convinced of it,” ESPN director of college scouting Todd McShay said. “From his delivery to his footwork to his accuracy, you have to absolutely strip him down and build him back up. And it’s too late.”…He would go on to say how Tebow would be lucky to even GET drafted, much less “early”!!…What a Putz,….then he and Kiper(another Tebow hater) had to sit there and watch as THREE teams (Denver, Minnesots and bUFfalo) vied to get him! All the while Jimmy hUFfed and pUFfed his way down the pecking order. Oh, and I should add that NEITHER (Kipe or McShay) has EVER been in charge of developing an NFL QB in their LIVES! They’re lucky they can SPELL “QB”! While the credentials for the guy who HAS, Josh McDaniels of Denver, gets bashed by both!?! Let’s see,…Kiper and McShay have NEVER Coached at ANY level, and McDaniels has done THIS!?….
HHmmm?, yeah, I think I’ll let the guy who HAS walked the walk tell me who could or couldn’t be a QB before those two D-Bags. Then they, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB, spend the rest of this weekend telling the Football World why this CAN’T work! Not even leaving open a slight chance that the guy who owns two Title rings, a Heisman, and NCAA records a plenty, can succeed. No!.NONE! Tebow PLAYED against Bradford (and WON!) and he garnered more Titles and hardware than any other QB that played College Ball. YET!, he’s given no chance by two guys who “CALL” themselves “Experts”!?? OK, so playing well in College doesn’t grant you a perfect NFL career,…but NO CHANCE?…What kind of experts ARE they??? I think even if I were a NON fan of Tim Tebow’s, I’d be looking forward to seeing them look bad here!! I understand, though, if YOU personally don’t!
OK,..so to each their own, and to each their opinions,…right, I get that. Still, when you refuse to allow even the small notion that the guy who’s JOB it is to develop a QB totally washout in comparison to your own relatively UNEDUCATED opinion?; then you should probably find a new network to work for….maybe Boomerang, for these two? Will Tebow win a Super Bowl in the NFL?….maybe?…maybe not, and I understand his chances of being called a resounding success will be VERY LONG!…..Look at our own Carson Palmer! Is HE a bust?…many could say yes!….If he ALSO had a less than idea throwing motion, he probably would be already!, and that would be a mistake,…..too!
SO?….So let’s (her) DANCE
Pike a Panther!
Tony Pike came off the board a Bearcat, and goes INto the Pro’s as a Panther!!!!
Is this a pick “used” to motivate Clausen to sign early? Hey, if it is, GOOD for the Panthers! They NEED a QB, which is why they took Jimmy-Jimmy! Pike is a tall, strong armed guy who could help push another QB into camp early. I will be hoping Jimmy and his over-inflated self-worth keeps himself out of early camps\preseason,…and, that Pike jumps in right away and gets going learning the Panthers book.
Clausen was 16-18 as a Starter for a team that OUT recruited Cincinnati EVERY year that both players were in school. I dont buy into the crap that because Jimmy was in a Weis offense that he’s already “better” somehow! Better at what, losing? Pike played a tUFfer schedule and played in higher profile Bowl games. Its not just because Pike is a UC guy or that I’m clearly NOT a fan of Weis or Notre Dame, you understand.
I’m gonna go ahead and say Jimmy and Pike will battle for the job, or the percieved “job” as it may be, in Carolina. Due to the very simple fact that Jimmer was drafted higher, though, he’ll start first (of the two). Pike will, however, end up taking over because Jimmy is kind of a little bitch, and he will start to cry as things go badly for the team……Don’t believe me?…Watch the Jon Gruden/Clausen interview in the pre-draft…..he comes off poorly there.
I’m NOT going to pretend to be a fan of Jimmy-Jimmy’s, nor a guy who believes he’ll be all that good as a Pro; but, the Panthers are having a great Draft! They did not have a first round pick, but they have done very well for themselves w/o one! The BONUS there?…No over-paying simply for the “tag” of being a 1st round pick!
sidenote: How ’bout Vanderbilt getting some draft love!…eh?!?!?
IT’S BRYANT!!!!,…not TO!
Antonio “dont drug test me” Bryant, formerly of the Cowboys, Browns, 49ers and Tampa Bay! (Oh, and he sat out a year whilst “suspended/dismissed”,..that’s a good thing, right???) Will bring his talents and baggage to CINCINNATI!….Having been one who wanted Lav Coles to work out here, this normally wouldn’t be much cause for celebration,…BUT!, considering the alternative!?…Well, its like “Ocho-Cinco de March Madness” all over this town! Terrell Owens isn’t coming in now!!! Yip-freakin-EEE….AND!, stupid ASS Chud Johnson can explain to his new team-mate how they are gonna be life-long buddies now, after having “twit”-endorsed TO like he was a sex starved School boy! Should make for a cozy relationship, huh?!
Bryant comes in with some problems in tow,….then again, this being Bungle country that’s kind of a requirement here! He also seems to be of the now WAY too popular “I’m-overly-entitled-because-I-play-Football-and-I-am-a-wideReceiver” crowd, that our own Chud Johnson (and TO) is a chapter President of;…aaannnddd,I can’t imagine Bryant being worth 7million a year, considering he’s only “played” at the “high” level one year;…– but, that’s more an NFL economics question than anything else, I guess. He’s been a smaller scale TO, so, I guess we got the lesser (and younger) of two similar evils. STILL!…whew!…its NOT T.O.! Fantastic!!! Up next, dump the Chump(Chud). Hey, I can hope, right?
WELCOME TO TOWN, Mr Bryant!
Get your Popcorn ready Cincy!
Soon, there will be a NEW Jackass in town! Hated in towns across America!;…From San Fran, to Baltimore, to Philly, to Dallas, and even bUFfalo!….He’snow headed here, and you can thank Cincy team mouthpiece, Chud Ocho-Side-Show-act-o for his interest. Yeah, many of the same fans who find value in Chud, a jerk who cost his team in both playoff loses (out of 2 …and both were at home, btw….meaning, this team was suppose to win those games) will LOVE following hims as he endorses an even bigger distraction to our town! The same guy who killed his team by just being “himself” in both our playoff games (in the last 20+ seasons), wants to further ruin the team by bringing in his equally distracting idol….and, maybe his lover, too?…TO! (totally owesome!)
Quick review: Chud Johnson acted like a little freakin’ jackass in the locker room during half-time of the 2005 season play-off game against Pittsburgh. In a game where the Bungles lost Carson Palmer and needed a guy to mature and step up, they got Chad Johnson the f’in baby-ass instead! They still led at halftime; but! Chud, knowing there were camera’s rolling out on the field, was upset about NOT getting enUFf balls thrown his way. After all, he needed to exploit his face and camera’s generally followed the ball, not guys who’s nads fold up inside their bodies during big games! SO!, because he’s so juvenile and assy (its a word!) he reportedly got in such a “tizzy” that he took a bitch slap at a Coach. I can only imagine it was a “bitch slap” because Chud seems like he’s a sissy-bitch. After all, I’ve seen him try to block, and anytime he’s been hit, he’s gone DOWN (Gawd I love that vid!) like a sack of dirt!. Chud did start to block a little in 2009, but at 14-million a year that’s a little late for him to get props. Then there’s that dive he took late in the game up in bUFfalo a few years ago, when he was just too scared after getting grazed?(The video showed he was almost completely missed!) That was about pathetic. Still, I understand many of the fans in town still bend over for his ass, so, he’s a least got y’all fooled. Of course, most of you probably chase the red (laser) light up and down the wall too. After all, side-shows like Chaud are here to divert attention. His side-shows acts, which have failed to help “his” team win even ONE playoff game (or even ONE must win game, for that matter), stay…but, he wont even once try the STFU and play method JUST once to see if that MIGHT be MORE helpful to an actual TEAM minded goal (WINS!)?… than his Bullshit skits have? (and they’ve failed miserably at all “TEAM” goals)…. Well, I sure hope winning is still a goal here….despite continual evidence to the contrary.
Anyway!…If the SECOND playoff game the Bengals “hosted” (and have BEEN in since 1990!) Mr “Productive”-o decided that after he was shut-down by D Revis in the Season’s FINAL game of the year (the week before), that he’d buckle down and concentrate ONLY on Football to prepare himself like a professional might, in an effort to help his team win this pending playoff game!….YEAH RIGHT!!…HA!..Man, that’s a freakin’ laugh!..No, instead, in typical jackass form he promoted himself (yawn, again!) by expressing that he’d “own” Revis in the rematch. He went on that week to continue to busy himself with other-than-football-related issues, such as; Express that the “man-on-man sex” he had during the week was proof he was “ready” to play, and then further ready himself by arranging to have the big rig truck he bought himself for his birthday; delivered and set up on display at the stadium. You know, all the important things ALL those wr’s from Indy and N’awlins do/did before their games. Yeah, RIGHT!(again)…Chud also busied himself by proposing that he’d change his name back to “Johnson”, if Revis wasn’t his “bitch” by game’s end. Well, add bet welcher to Chud’s long list of asinine characteristics. The D!ck-head still goes by that ridiculous Ocho-crap-o name! and still, the drones of fans stand by him (while he laughs at them).
Chud’s list of accomplishments continue with his bashing of the City, the fans, and all the players who expected him to actually lead the team by “playing” well (novel concept, eh?)….AND, as a team leader (defined by his time here, his salary and his self-promotion) he was critical of the expectations of him???? After all, they only get to play Cleveland TWICE a year!…OH, and he had that really good game against Miami that year they only won one game;….in week 17 no less!
THIS is the guy endorsing another guy who is as BIG an asshole, but has advancement down the diminished capacity career line a slight bit more! The Bills let him walk, and its been reported that NO OTHER TEAM HAS ANY INTEREST IN TERRELL OWENS at all. CHUD has taken all he’s meant to the city, and all that TO brings to the table, and the fact NO ONE else wants him, and decided assholes love company, and pioneered the Bungles signing the senior distraction/cancer! In true BT Barnum fashion, Mikey Brown has listened, and will probably sign this Class “A”9as in asshole) distraction and team destroyer. They made strides last year, but were a deep threat short of a good offense. Signing a guy NO other team wants, JUST MAKES GOOD SENSE! After all, we still have Chud!…and if HE were anything close to as good as he (and some of YOU) think?..He’s have moved on LOOOOONNNGGG ago! He knew no other team wanted him, and that no other fan base would put up with his diversionary clown antics. Other teams and other teams’ fans expect winning football over clowns!…or, at least a careful mix of both!
I feel really really bad for The Saints,….all they got was a Super Bowl win,….WE still have Chud and his tired ass act!…SUCKERS!!!…AND!, as a bonus, WE still use that tired old chant we stole from them YEARS ago!; ”Who Dey!?”…”WHO DEY?” (HA HA in their FACES!!!)….Well, since 1990?, “Who Dey” = everyone!! Can you imagine a more ridiculous chant for a this team? The only team to have zero playoff wins since 1990?!?!?
IF there is a saving grace here, its this;…..THERE does exist ONE guy in the NFL who is a BIGGER (and better) self-promoting media whore, than Chud (though to THIS guys credit, he has achieved a ga-zillion times more than Chud in his career); and that’s, you guessed it, Brent (I know) FaVre! The whore is going to prolong his “retirement/staying” presser for a few months yet, so I guess the idea that he and TO hook up for a last hoo-haa, is a possibility!??? The NFL has LONG lost its “sport” focused approach, and has been slowly sliding into the being what “pro” Wrestling is; Side-bar stories and distracting loud-mouthed idiots are now the driving force!….Sadly, its been eaten up by the fans so well, its now all the foundation the NFL has left, and what they now need to pursue to continue. This is no longer “Football”, but just another long-breathed staged Reality Show. Drink it in!….ITs gonna be grape flavored THIS year!
Gerald McCoy
The G-String Question: Is the reaction dumber than the question itself? HELL YES!
The Bucs are off the hook. The single dumbest question of the NFL Scouting Combine was asked to Oklahoma defensive tackle Gerald McCoy.
“Someone asked me if I wore a g-string or a jock strap when I played,” McCoy told the NFL Network set Monday to disbelief, laughter, and amazement.
Analyst Mike Mayock wanted to know McCoy’s reaction to the question. The affable defender just left his mouth open in a stunned expression.
We heard a few stories in Indianapolis of coaches jokingly messing with players during interviews, but none sounded as creepy as this.
The video of the interview is oddly not yet on NFL.com. That’s probably a coincidence. Or perhaps the league is embarrassed.
REALLY, Jackass?..You think the NFL is embarrassed that some one reported that a player was asked a question off of the normal script? Gheesh, how long have you been following Pro Football? These questions judge reaction, no one is interested in the actual answer,..well, unless it involves Paris Hilton, a bipolar Koala bear, and a rented U-Haul.
The general reaction has been that poor Mr McCoy should be offended!….Awww, maybe if his feelings ae hurt, the question served its purpose. After all, it was HE who felt the need to share this snip-it with the rest of the class. The “character flaw”, in part, is ALL his!
You didn’t like the Tebow ad in the Super Bowl?
Well, they made another one, just for you!
Go figure, apparently SOME people are uptight!?!?.. People in this country can get freaked out about some one else’s opinion or views?..WOW! -Who’d have thunk it?
