Ocho-DOUCHE'bag-o strikes again(o),…fans still suck his teet!
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Chud Ocho-el’shithead’o is still more interested in his self-promotion than ANYthing Football related. More proof when he decided against being with his team mates (AGAIN) because he was granted face time by some media outlet…a.nd it really doesn’t matter which one; When you’re a whore like Chud, any D*CK will do!
07:35 AM ET 06.16 | Though dependable, “like birth control,” No. 85 didn’t start out there in his return to practice. Chad Ochocinco caught a 55-yard pass from Carson Palmer in stride, then raised both arms toward a camera (NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!) filming the Cincinnati Bengalsminicamp from the back of the end zone. Always, he finds the camera. The Pro Bowl receiver took a break from dancing and dating to play some football on Tuesday. He looked rusty at times during his first practice of a mandatory, three-day minicamp — his first workout with the team since a playoff loss to the Jets
“dependable like birth control”….HA!…that accounts for the great games he had against the Jets, huh?….or, any game that mattered in the last 8 seasons!
I’m not sure which is more painfully predictable:
1. Ocho spending more time putting on make-up (for his TV spots) or him putting on his pads (to help his team win),
2. The fact that the owner of the team is not only saying nothing about it, but probably helped him book the events!, or
3. That the so called ”Bengal” fans will continue to make excuses why this piece of sh*t is still coveted in this town, even though time after time he chooses non-football events over the one he’s suppose to be good at!! –AND PAID TO PERFORM!…???
Add to the predictable amazement is; Come game 10 or 11 when the Bungles aren’t getting it done, this same TV-whore-asshole will call someone else on the team out, and blame them for the playoff-less road they’re on….and how these same fans who show undying love and twitter affections for the Chud, will support his silly ass notions that; No one (else) ever IS to blame.
Silvia Mena – Stripper, Pregnant, Victim…So Sad! NOT!
FOXSPORTS – Silvia Mena, 25, who is nearly four months pregnant, claimed the Washington Redskins player met her in Miami late last year and romanced her during Super Bowl
week.
In papers to be filed in a New York court, she said that after Haynesworth, 28, found out about the pregnancy in late February, he promised to “emotionally and financially support” her.
But “after making such promises … Haynesworth has abandoned the pregnant Silvia Mena … He has refused to provide any emotional or financial support of Silvia Mena or his unborn child.”
The documents claim that Haynesworth — who signed a $100 million contract with the Redskins last year — refused to talk to Mena from late March.
Hmmmm…He “Romanced her during Super Bowl week”? If by “Romancing” they mean going into the strip club, dropping a couple grand on a few lapdances, and informing her that he was the $100 million man…..then I agree, he romanced her. What the fuck ever! He saw a hot chick and she saw dollar signs. End of Story! Now there’s a baby on the way. If he was just some schmoe, he never would’ve got in her panties in the first place. And if he did, she never would’ve dreamed of going full term with the pregnancy. But Albert is an easy meal ticket for the rest of her life. Maybe next time Fat Albert will spend the $5 for some jimmy hats
If you don’t what a “Jimmy Hat” is, prepare to be enlightened by Mr. Ice Cube
Superbowl going back to it's roots!
Some of my favorite NFL games to watch are snowy, rainy, muddy, really cold weather, and all of the other natural elements. The Hollywood show that has been the Superbowl for the last ump-teen years has been all about the week leading up to the superbowl, advertising dollars, and trying to create the perfect environment. I’m glad that someone finally had the balls (or money) to stand up and say the game should be played in the natural environment. Fuck all this perfect weather bullshit. Some of the greatest games ever played were in 2′ of snow, can’t see the field, so fucking cold that bones crack and guys didn’t even know it. I love this move by the NFL. I would even take it a step further and say that instead of designating a stadium 5 yrs in advance, that you just let the team with the best regular season record be the home team for the superbowl. Afterall, the 12th man is an important part of the game. How about having a little hometown action going on? If you want more info, you can read it HERE on ESPN!
PS – I realize the picture has nothing to do with the story. But when I think of my “happy place” in “perfect weather”…that’s what I think of!
PSS – If you don’t like it, get your own blog and post whatever pics you want bitches!
Peter King sees Bengals as 23rd best NFL team, in '10?
The Bengals are going to go from winning the division, to #23 in 2010?…Well, that’s how the self-proclaimed NFL Guru sees it HERE! Ol Pete King doesn’t offer any REASON(s) for why they’ll fall so far, aside from a self-question about Carson Palmer. No, he just randomly places them in the low twenties. I know, typical Peter King, right!
During the 2nd Baltimore game the field stretching Bengal wide receiver Chris Henry went down to an injury and the Bengal offense was never the same. Chris Henry ultimately passed away as the result of a horrific accident that was apparently no one’s fault(oddly)? You recall that?; then Chud Johnson-cinco proclaimed to be Chris’ best friend (to, of course, help promote himself in the media some more), and later sucked ass vs the Jets as the team limped into the Playoffs. A week after being shut-down completely in the seasons’ final game, Chud was shut-up and down AGAIN by the Jets young Mr Revis, and the Bungels were done. Oh, then Chud welched on his bet that he’d change his name back to Johnson, but that’s me running away on a tangent again, and away form the point.
THE BENGALS #23?!?!?!….Good gawd man! They won their division in ’09, refused to sign Terrell Ass’wens in the off-season and added perhaps their best draft class of all time this past April!!,…Yet they’re going to be WORSE in 2010!??…and much worse at that?..Come ON Mr King. perhaps you should jump back on Brett Favre’s jock again?!
The Bengals WILL be in the playoffs in ’10, despite what the “KING” OF DOUCHE SAYS! AND, this YEAR THEY JUST MIGHT WIN ONE! Yes, I said it! Unless Chud cries, whines and punches another coach at halftime because he thinks he’s not getting enUFf balls throw his way, they WILL win a playoff game this year!….That or, if Ocho-stinko is in traction during a large portion of the season AND into that playoff game?..yeah, they’ll win one! You heard it here!
Jamarcus Russell to Bungles?
Few things surprise me anymore, when it comes to SOP signing players. J-RUS(T) getting a look too?
Yeah, this screams “perfect fit”!….don’t it? Yeah, this guy should be in the NFL!(sarcasm)
Asshole Chud Ocho-Jackass-o eloquently and “oh so cleverly” leaks the news, apparently, via his “twit” page. Yeah,..”ooopsss” Chud, “Did I say thaaaaaaaaaaat”?…F’n tool. Does this mean Russell is a QB that wont make you look bad, Chud? No, that’s just not possible.
Listen, I get that many fools hang on what this ass says, or at least that’s what’s being said, but the pic next to the news about J-Blimp coming to Bengals camp shows a shirtless Chud. Now, w/o stepping into the dog-shit pile that is “Homo-phobia”, just how sweet do you need to be? Add to that that he’s a blowhard wind bag, and well,…maybe I DON’T really understand that people tune in to thing one he shits out thru his phone.
What, was Ryan Leaf asking for too much money?….LEAF OFF THE HOOK
Lawrence Taylor finds a loop-"HOLE"?
WOW!….this guy needs to get BACK on drugs!?!?!
Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor tell TMZ the NFL legend’s defense to rape is masturbation.
We’re told Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as the 16 year old prostitute, but his lawyer will argue Lawrence did not have sexual intercourse — an element of third degree rape.
As one source put it, Lawrence engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that was it.
According to New York law, “A person is guilty of rape in the third degree when … he or she engages in sexual intercourse with another person less than seventeen years old.”
Interestingly … in the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, authorities allege Taylor engaged in “sex acts” but there is not mention of sexual intercourse — a requirement for 3rd degree rape.
As TMZ first reported, a condom was found in Taylor’s hotel room, but sources say Taylor’s lawyers will argue the condom wasn’t his and he didn’t use it.
The greatest Defensive player to ever play the game, now resorts to this?….Damn, I’ve never once recorded a sack in the NFL, nor have I ever forced a fumble, intercepted a pass or scored a TD;….yet I can NEVER imagine a time when I’ll need a naked 16 year old beaten run-away to help me “achive” on my own!……Or, of course, that RAPE thing he’s been accused of either. How disgustingly sad this is for LT, Pro Football, Human beings in general and even run-away Hookers!
You know Mel Kiper's NEVER been wrong!!!
That’s right!,…THE guy knows no mistakes! My suggestion for Tim Tebow and Josh McDaniels is to just pack up their sh!t and make due with the money they already have!….MOVE to Belize guys! When a guy is THIS “spot-on” you just do what the man says! The guy has it ALL, doesn’t he?
“Jamarcus Russell’s gonna immediately energize that Raider Nation, that fanbase, that football team- on the practice field, in that locker room- three years from now you could be looking at a guy that’s certainly one of the elite top five quarterbacks in this league.You’re talking about a 2-3 year period once he’s under center. Look out because skill level that he has is certainly John Elway like.” (Melvin Kiper)
Here’s a personal bet to take for YOU, the big-time Sunday Draft Guru: Q: What do ALL these guys have in common; Vontae Davis, Mike Jenkins, Jon Beason, Santonio Holmes, Jason Campbell, Ahmad Carroll, William Joseph, Charles Grant, Freddie Mitchell, Chris Hovan? Stop your stupid searching!…A: Those are the 25th picks from the last 10 NFL Drafts!….so, TELL ME, OH, TELL ME, yee great Mr Kiper about how SERIOUSLY “F”‘d up the Broncos are for REACHING out for a Tim Tebow this year, at 25!….Yeah, the guy WITH a H15sman, 2 Nat Titles, a truck load of records and hardware, and an SEC QB who won 85% of his games!…Yeah, maybe there’s a little something extra in that ”mighty-grip” Vidal Sassoon hair adhesive that you use?….Fackass! — To note: 112.7 \ 2895 \ 21 \ 5 \ 67.8 % (2009 stats).
So they took a Tebow!…moved up to get him even!….Josh electrified the masses for 6 games last year, taking a bunch of scrubs, and Brandon Marshall, and winning games like it was a birth rite! OK, so Bengal fans weren’t THRILLED about it, but it was a great little mini-run!
After seeing what Josh McDaniels has done with Tom Brady in turning him into a Hall-of-Famer, and Matt Cassell, a career backup, how could you not get amped to see what he’s going to do with the most athletic quarterback in college history?
Watching Orton attempt to move around in the pocket was about as much fun as watching Mike Tyson navigate his way through a spelling bee.
Having a player as versatile as Tebow should equate to a playmaker similar to that of a Ben Roethlisberger, but without all the court dates.
I’m hard pressed to find any real reasons why Tebow will not be able to find success in the NFL. He spent the last few years dominating the stars chosen around him in not only this draft, but the last two.
Remember the good old days, when Philip Rivers was criticized for his throwing motion? Or, Michael Vick, for his ”run-first” approach to the quarterback position?, Or Adrian Peterson, for not avoiding contact??? yee-yuh!
Or –…yeah I know, I’ll stop there. You get the point. Unorthodox simply means different, and different isn’t a synonym for bad.
LaGarrette Blount being LaGarrette Blount
Recap, early in the 2009 season Oregon got whooped by Boice State. Being the good sport that Blount is, he decided he was going “Sucker Punch” an unhelmeted Boise State player that was talking trash during the game. What a bitch move! Everybody talks trash in a football game. Hell, if you read the CINCYSOFTBALL.COM FORUMS, you can read all the trash talking about the trash talking that went on in a beer drinking league. Trash talking and sports go hand in hand. But when the game is over, it’s over. But not for Blount! And now this bitch is in the NFL doing the same shit. Initially signing with the 49ers, then realizing he would have to compete for playing time, then decided to run off to the Titans where there is no competion. Can’t wait to see him cry like a baby when he hears the shit talking in the NFL. All I know, is when Ray Lewis starts talking about how he was banging Blounts momma the night before the game, blount won’t say shit! Have fun in Tennessee.
PS – I think he ran from the 49ers because if he pulled some of that bullshit he pulled at Oregon, Singletary would’ve knocked his punk ass out!
Mel Kiper would Pork Jimmy Clausen, given the chance!
I really believe that!…Its similar to Peter (blowhard) King and his butt-love for everything Brent (I know!) Favre! Its a man-crush on the highest level…..but, how funny was it to watch Clausen go mid-2nd while the guy Kiper\McShay proclaimed as UN-draftable just several weeks ago, went in the FIRST?…yeah, too funny indeed. I hope that manila envelope full of 100′s that some Irish alum gave Kiper were worth him looking that stupid (ok, yes, I’d have taken the money too!)….McShay the double-douche too!
These two yo-yo’s are really very funny, how they so ademantly define the draft as if they have a stake in ANY player taken! Or that either of them will ever be held accountable for being wrong. OK,…so MAYBE the rumor that SOP (Son-of-Paul) uses them as his scouting department is true, aside!
Noting the throngs of failed draft picks both these guys swore on, its hard to imagine ESPN still has a tolerance for supporting a “Draft-Guru” in any capacity!
A few months ago, TODD McShay had Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker as the BEST QB in the country! He also broke down Jimmy Clausen as a hack – primarily because he’s 6’2″ and “only” 216lbs???; NOT!,..not that he’s an under .500 QB in College with exactly Zero impressive wins to his credit, despite playing for a top recruiting team ever year he was there!” NO!..its definitely because he’s 6’2″ DUMBASS! Yeah, HE’S the “expert”. Then he got into THIS great argument with “Mel Kiper Jr”,..and soon after he shUFfles his love to Sam Bradford. Then during the actual Draft, he couldn’t blow Jimmy Clausen hard enUFf!?? Oh, but he’s DEAD on with his Tim Tebow eval’s, right?…oh, sure!
NFL scouts/insiders have these things to say about McShay-Shay! (highlighted by these shown direct quotes) Click the link for the whole rant! McShay does not have any good connections,” the source opined. “Higher-ups in the league think he is an arrogant asshole. & In our view, McShay does present well on television, where the requirement isn’t to know what you’re talking about but to seem like you know what you’re talking about.
Of course the only thing this douchebag is steady on?…His hate for all things Tebow!…“He can’t play quarterback in the NFL, I’m convinced of it,” ESPN director of college scouting Todd McShay said. “From his delivery to his footwork to his accuracy, you have to absolutely strip him down and build him back up. And it’s too late.”…He would go on to say how Tebow would be lucky to even GET drafted, much less “early”!!…What a Putz,….then he and Kiper(another Tebow hater) had to sit there and watch as THREE teams (Denver, Minnesots and bUFfalo) vied to get him! All the while Jimmy hUFfed and pUFfed his way down the pecking order. Oh, and I should add that NEITHER (Kipe or McShay) has EVER been in charge of developing an NFL QB in their LIVES! They’re lucky they can SPELL “QB”! While the credentials for the guy who HAS, Josh McDaniels of Denver, gets bashed by both!?! Let’s see,…Kiper and McShay have NEVER Coached at ANY level, and McDaniels has done THIS!?….
HHmmm?, yeah, I think I’ll let the guy who HAS walked the walk tell me who could or couldn’t be a QB before those two D-Bags. Then they, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB, spend the rest of this weekend telling the Football World why this CAN’T work! Not even leaving open a slight chance that the guy who owns two Title rings, a Heisman, and NCAA records a plenty, can succeed. No!.NONE! Tebow PLAYED against Bradford (and WON!) and he garnered more Titles and hardware than any other QB that played College Ball. YET!, he’s given no chance by two guys who “CALL” themselves “Experts”!?? OK, so playing well in College doesn’t grant you a perfect NFL career,…but NO CHANCE?…What kind of experts ARE they??? I think even if I were a NON fan of Tim Tebow’s, I’d be looking forward to seeing them look bad here!! I understand, though, if YOU personally don’t!
OK,..so to each their own, and to each their opinions,…right, I get that. Still, when you refuse to allow even the small notion that the guy who’s JOB it is to develop a QB totally washout in comparison to your own relatively UNEDUCATED opinion?; then you should probably find a new network to work for….maybe Boomerang, for these two? Will Tebow win a Super Bowl in the NFL?….maybe?…maybe not, and I understand his chances of being called a resounding success will be VERY LONG!…..Look at our own Carson Palmer! Is HE a bust?…many could say yes!….If he ALSO had a less than idea throwing motion, he probably would be already!, and that would be a mistake,…..too!
SO?….So let’s (her) DANCE
Pike a Panther!
Tony Pike came off the board a Bearcat, and goes INto the Pro’s as a Panther!!!!
Is this a pick “used” to motivate Clausen to sign early? Hey, if it is, GOOD for the Panthers! They NEED a QB, which is why they took Jimmy-Jimmy! Pike is a tall, strong armed guy who could help push another QB into camp early. I will be hoping Jimmy and his over-inflated self-worth keeps himself out of early camps\preseason,…and, that Pike jumps in right away and gets going learning the Panthers book.
Clausen was 16-18 as a Starter for a team that OUT recruited Cincinnati EVERY year that both players were in school. I dont buy into the crap that because Jimmy was in a Weis offense that he’s already “better” somehow! Better at what, losing? Pike played a tUFfer schedule and played in higher profile Bowl games. Its not just because Pike is a UC guy or that I’m clearly NOT a fan of Weis or Notre Dame, you understand.
I’m gonna go ahead and say Jimmy and Pike will battle for the job, or the percieved “job” as it may be, in Carolina. Due to the very simple fact that Jimmer was drafted higher, though, he’ll start first (of the two). Pike will, however, end up taking over because Jimmy is kind of a little bitch, and he will start to cry as things go badly for the team……Don’t believe me?…Watch the Jon Gruden/Clausen interview in the pre-draft…..he comes off poorly there.
I’m NOT going to pretend to be a fan of Jimmy-Jimmy’s, nor a guy who believes he’ll be all that good as a Pro; but, the Panthers are having a great Draft! They did not have a first round pick, but they have done very well for themselves w/o one! The BONUS there?…No over-paying simply for the “tag” of being a 1st round pick!
sidenote: How ’bout Vanderbilt getting some draft love!…eh?!?!?