Lindsey's lost those Golden Locks
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Everybody knows this little bitch is in jail and nobody really cares. At least I don’t. But does the fact that she’s done a little time now add to her bad girl complex? If you ask me, it makes her a little bit hotter now. Like before, I would’ve just nailed the bitch. But now, it’s like I want to get her in a sexy little prisoner outfit, handcuff her to the bed and make her my prison bitch. Before the shit even starts, don’t give me crap about how you wouldn’t do this broad with your best friends cock. I don’t want to hear it. You’re only saying it because your wife/warden is sitting next to you while you read this.
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Reader E-mail: Is Double “L” too skinny?
Dear Doc Dawg,
Question: Is Double “L” too skinny?…or is this insane wannabee lesbo still doable?…uh, from a guy’s perspective?…..and, where would you take her to eat, AFTERWARDS?
-Albert
Good Question Slim Albert! One that most certainly deserves some attention.
And I guess the answer is, which Lindsay HO are we talking about? If you’re talking about the one pictured above, or the one that you posted in the message board (Click HERE to See)
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Dude, if it’s the one above it’s a no brainer, you bang that bitch like it’s going out of style. In this picture, she looks healthy, she looks sexy, and here breast’eses look very nice.
If it’s the one in the other pic, it’s a “closing time” decision. She looks like a reject ’70′s fluffer strung out on heroin. And you know the only time you bang chicks like that is at closing time. You know, after you’ve been at the club all night, bumping and grinding with honey’s, and now it’s 2a.m. and you go from being tipsy to realizing you’re probably going home alone. Then as you’re heading to the door, you spot this cracked out looking Lindsay HO and suddenly your mind is computing variables like a NASA MainFrame computer. Like, does anyone here recognize me and would they see me leave with her? when’s the last time I had some? when’s the next time I’m going out? Wonder if she’ll just blow me in the car? (insert your variables here)
Ultimately, you wanted to know if she’s too skinny or doable. In the pic you posted, she’s just too cracked out for me. Personally I like my chicks to have a little meat on them. In the pic above, she has just enough meat on her where you can have some fun with her. Any smaller than that and all you’re playing with is a butt bone and a bird cage.
So to everyone going out tonight. Remember, if you find yourself needing someone at closing time and thinking about grabbing that last “punching bag” at the end of the bar, just remember: One night stands are fun, but AIDS lasts forever!
Let that thought hit you when the booze where’s off!
Sincerely,
The Doc!
PS – Food is for “Dateable”, not “Doable” chicks.
So in this case, is she needs more than a FatGuy Splatter, bitch better grab a McD’s breakfast value meal on her way home in the morning! Ya feel me?