Meat Smoothie!???
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Found this little food thought, quite by luck! “Bad Luck” is still luck, right?
I’m betting its whicked good!….OR!,..try your own variation!,…I’m sure the stomach pains are well worth it!
Oh, and in case you’re longing for Summer,..a HOT DOG ….I can’t WAIT 24 hours! Get me a spoon!…(and some relish)
Its amazing any of us made it this far!…and my kid lives off these death dogs! Well, maybe the other meal he eats, Chicken Nuggets, will save his ass???…OK, maybe not.
When did food stop being food? Is this something I can blame on a lawyer, or Chud Johnson?…NO?…Aww, then F*ck it!…Enjoy the nasty meat vids and drink up on a few beers! ….Tickle your ass with a feather…what?….Particularly nasty weather?..oh yeah, that reminds me:
Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in.
The first guy says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“Beg your pardon?” she asks.
“Particularly nasty weather,” he replies.
The brunette says, “Oh,” and leaves. Then a really hot redhead walks in.
The first guy looks in her eyes and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
Her face lights up and she purrs, “Yeah!”
So they leave and two hours later the first guy comes back for another drink. Shocked, the second guy asks the first one how he did it. He explains that he uses the line on every woman, and if they’re shocked he covers by saying, “Particularly nasty weather,” but otherwise, some girls are up for it.
Eager to try it, the second guy waits for another woman to enter the bar. Soon a blonde walks in.
He nervously says, “Stick your ass with a feather?”
“EXCUSE ME?” shouts the blonde.
The guy reddens and stutters, “Uh, sorry, um… did you know it’s fucking raining out?”
HAPPY old lang syne NEW YEAR, Crones!
VIDEO
Looking forward to a great year, in 2010! Hope y’all have a great SAFE time tonight, and dont forget about that little old game tomorrow night,…right close to 8:30pm or so…..
If you’re thinking about some kind of NEW YEARS food for that game, WE here at FatGuySports gotcha coverd! This little feast is sure to help make YOU a hit!(at least big points for original game grub!)….Get up early and run down to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield; -Might be your best commercial option for the ingredients…If not, hit up some random farm on your way home tonight. Either way, you’ll love this one!
FGS New Years “Pacha Pary Treat”!
This terrifying abomination of a meal heralds from Iraq and consists of you eating boiled sheep’s head. That’s pretty much it. Oh, also, you might get some trotters and stomach thrown in there if you’ve been good.
The ingredients are all boiled slowly so that a sort of broth (read: distilled liquid nightmare) forms around the head, and whatever other body parts are being boiled. It is then seasoned to taste (most likely with the screams of children) and served with some bread soaking in the broth itself. If the stomach is being served as well, then that would most likely be filled with rice and lamb before being sewn shut to keep all that stomach-flavored goodness inside.
Perhaps the worst part of the dish is that once you get over the oddness of eating a boiled sheep’s head, all you’re really doing is eating sheep meat, until the terror reveals itself with each consecutive mouthful of boiled head meat. Piece by piece and scrap of flesh by scrap of flesh, you will slowly reveal the rictus grin of the sheep skull beneath. Depending on whether or not you opt to have the eyeballs removed or left in, by the time you finish your pacha, you’ll be left with a skull on a plate, its empty eye-sockets a hollow mockery of their former selves. YUM!
The Bacon’ator
You think you know bacon?…..
RECIPE …you have to scroll down a little, to see the recipe…..so,…”Do it“!
BIG ASH BURGER
…a FatGuy dilemma! ……EVERYTHING is food
It’s the Fifth Third Burger, 1.67 pounds (rounded up) of grilled ground beef, topped with — this is not a drill, folks — nacho cheese, chili, salsa, Fritos (despite what’s in the photo), tomato and lettuce served on a 8-inch sesame seed bun.
Concern……….Count………Daily Value
Calories………….4,889……….+2,889
Sat. Fat………….199g………..460 percent
Cholesterol……,744mg………248 percent
Sodium……….10,887mg…….454 percent
Carbs…………….354g…………118 percent
…..maybe after an 8 hour workout in the pool, and 5 minutes with the BONG, Michael Phelps could “own” one?
Fat Guy FOOD….
South(western) Shrimp-n-grits!!…looks good!
Learn how to make it,(or, learn how to make some one ELSE, make it) here: http://www.fatguysports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1146
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