For the LOVE of Por-NO!
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or, more directly, the love of a porn-o CHICK!….Here’s the story of a man named Jed (or Scott), poor rich beach living bastard barely kept his hog fed. Then one day while he’s shootin up (off) a load, up comes some hooters, in a bubbling blond!…..hooters that is!….”Florida Farmland”,..”gun” rack, even….. Well the next thing ya know ol’ Scott’s a “town manager“??—eerrrt!…..OK, enUFf Beverly Hillbillies rip-off,…or, for those who didn’t see that comin, -Up yourz young blood! READ HERE
Dude lives in Ft Meyers (so he’s OLD!), has some bullshit fake high paying job known as “town manager”?….and he’s boinkin a still hot PRO?….NO WONDER the “board” was riffed! I’d have gone into the meeting with her on my freakin’ lap, spinning her like a circus clown! WHY NOT!?!?!…This guy has to be the luckiest bastage on the West Coast of Florida!-the over 55 age bracket anyway!
A mid-60′s to early 70′s heart attack is in his future, but who’d care….I’d bang her like a screen door in a hurricane straight to the grave!….and see that smile on his face…You wont be able to sand-blast that thing off of him!….I issue a FULL pardon to this man, and in fact, give in a RARE “FULL FatGuySports honor” salute! That bald man is an icon, and should be treated as such. ( a full FGS honor salute is a two mugs up standing salute, in case you were sitting there not giving a shit!)
HAIL YOU JED…er, Scott Janke!…Yours will be one of the few lawsuits I’ll see as legit!