HAPPY old lang syne NEW YEAR, Crones!
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Looking forward to a great year, in 2010! Hope y’all have a great SAFE time tonight, and dont forget about that little old game tomorrow night,…right close to 8:30pm or so…..
If you’re thinking about some kind of NEW YEARS food for that game, WE here at FatGuySports gotcha coverd! This little feast is sure to help make YOU a hit!(at least big points for original game grub!)….Get up early and run down to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield; -Might be your best commercial option for the ingredients…If not, hit up some random farm on your way home tonight. Either way, you’ll love this one!
FGS New Years “Pacha Pary Treat”!
This terrifying abomination of a meal heralds from Iraq and consists of you eating boiled sheep’s head. That’s pretty much it. Oh, also, you might get some trotters and stomach thrown in there if you’ve been good.
The ingredients are all boiled slowly so that a sort of broth (read: distilled liquid nightmare) forms around the head, and whatever other body parts are being boiled. It is then seasoned to taste (most likely with the screams of children) and served with some bread soaking in the broth itself. If the stomach is being served as well, then that would most likely be filled with rice and lamb before being sewn shut to keep all that stomach-flavored goodness inside.
Perhaps the worst part of the dish is that once you get over the oddness of eating a boiled sheep’s head, all you’re really doing is eating sheep meat, until the terror reveals itself with each consecutive mouthful of boiled head meat. Piece by piece and scrap of flesh by scrap of flesh, you will slowly reveal the rictus grin of the sheep skull beneath. Depending on whether or not you opt to have the eyeballs removed or left in, by the time you finish your pacha, you’ll be left with a skull on a plate, its empty eye-sockets a hollow mockery of their former selves. YUM!
Mini-burgers?…WHAT THE HAIL!?!?!?
Hamburgers & Protein at Work
Have you seen the new Burger King commercial with their tiny little burgers called “BK Burger Shots”.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2468313/mini_burger_king_real_funny_commercial/
They are $1.39 each and they’re gone in less than 2 bites. (That is approx. $.70 per bite.)
In theory you could chew slowly and try to enjoy them, but that would defeat the purpose of fast food wouldn’t it?
The point I am making is what a FUNDAMENTAL waste of money. Sure, $1.39 may not seem like a lot, but when you consider other items on the menu at fast food restaurants why would you pick the little tiny burgers when you could buy something better?
As a man, and behalf of all meat-loving men, I’d have to say when I’m going to plunk down cash for something to eat I usually go for the meal that gives me the “most meat bang for my meat buck!”. Why the f*ck would I buy a bunch of little tiny burgers? Shouldn’t I be looking for a big-ass-sirloin burger?
Take A&W for example. A&W has its new kick ash Sirloin Uncle Burger available, and its roughly the same size as the Papa Burger (which has two smaller patties, but roughly the same amount of US choice).
I won’t even go to McDonald’s anymore (unless there’s nothing else available) because I am so fed up with their tiny disapearing burgers and bigger buns trick. Why do people think McDonald’s is cheap? They’re not. Their burgers are smaller than average compared to other fast food restaurants, and their prices are about the same. The trick is that McDonald’s has used very clever marketing to brand themselves as the ‘cheap alternative’ that kids and parents love, but in reality they’re just reaming you.
Want a good quality big burger? I recommend Wendy’s Triple Cheeseburger, A&W’s Grandpa Burger, or nearly ANYthing not MINI!…Mini blows dog. Who thought up this “dumbasses will pay more for less” plan anyway!……HITLER?
Fat Guy FOOD….
South(western) Shrimp-n-grits!!…looks good!
Learn how to make it,(or, learn how to make some one ELSE, make it) here: http://www.fatguysports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1146
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