Mel Kiper would Pork Jimmy Clausen, given the chance!
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I really believe that!…Its similar to Peter (blowhard) King and his butt-love for everything Brent (I know!) Favre! Its a man-crush on the highest level…..but, how funny was it to watch Clausen go mid-2nd while the guy Kiper\McShay proclaimed as UN-draftable just several weeks ago, went in the FIRST?…yeah, too funny indeed. I hope that manila envelope full of 100′s that some Irish alum gave Kiper were worth him looking that stupid (ok, yes, I’d have taken the money too!)….McShay the double-douche too!
These two yo-yo’s are really very funny, how they so ademantly define the draft as if they have a stake in ANY player taken! Or that either of them will ever be held accountable for being wrong. OK,…so MAYBE the rumor that SOP (Son-of-Paul) uses them as his scouting department is true, aside!
Noting the throngs of failed draft picks both these guys swore on, its hard to imagine ESPN still has a tolerance for supporting a “Draft-Guru” in any capacity!
A few months ago, TODD McShay had Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker as the BEST QB in the country! He also broke down Jimmy Clausen as a hack – primarily because he’s 6’2″ and “only” 216lbs???; NOT!,..not that he’s an under .500 QB in College with exactly Zero impressive wins to his credit, despite playing for a top recruiting team ever year he was there!” NO!..its definitely because he’s 6’2″ DUMBASS! Yeah, HE’S the “expert”. Then he got into THIS great argument with “Mel Kiper Jr”,..and soon after he shUFfles his love to Sam Bradford. Then during the actual Draft, he couldn’t blow Jimmy Clausen hard enUFf!?? Oh, but he’s DEAD on with his Tim Tebow eval’s, right?…oh, sure!
NFL scouts/insiders have these things to say about McShay-Shay! (highlighted by these shown direct quotes) Click the link for the whole rant! McShay does not have any good connections,” the source opined. “Higher-ups in the league think he is an arrogant asshole. & In our view, McShay does present well on television, where the requirement isn’t to know what you’re talking about but to seem like you know what you’re talking about.
Of course the only thing this douchebag is steady on?…His hate for all things Tebow!…“He can’t play quarterback in the NFL, I’m convinced of it,” ESPN director of college scouting Todd McShay said. “From his delivery to his footwork to his accuracy, you have to absolutely strip him down and build him back up. And it’s too late.”…He would go on to say how Tebow would be lucky to even GET drafted, much less “early”!!…What a Putz,….then he and Kiper(another Tebow hater) had to sit there and watch as THREE teams (Denver, Minnesots and bUFfalo) vied to get him! All the while Jimmy hUFfed and pUFfed his way down the pecking order. Oh, and I should add that NEITHER (Kipe or McShay) has EVER been in charge of developing an NFL QB in their LIVES! They’re lucky they can SPELL “QB”! While the credentials for the guy who HAS, Josh McDaniels of Denver, gets bashed by both!?! Let’s see,…Kiper and McShay have NEVER Coached at ANY level, and McDaniels has done THIS!?….
HHmmm?, yeah, I think I’ll let the guy who HAS walked the walk tell me who could or couldn’t be a QB before those two D-Bags. Then they, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB, spend the rest of this weekend telling the Football World why this CAN’T work! Not even leaving open a slight chance that the guy who owns two Title rings, a Heisman, and NCAA records a plenty, can succeed. No!.NONE! Tebow PLAYED against Bradford (and WON!) and he garnered more Titles and hardware than any other QB that played College Ball. YET!, he’s given no chance by two guys who “CALL” themselves “Experts”!?? OK, so playing well in College doesn’t grant you a perfect NFL career,…but NO CHANCE?…What kind of experts ARE they??? I think even if I were a NON fan of Tim Tebow’s, I’d be looking forward to seeing them look bad here!! I understand, though, if YOU personally don’t!
OK,..so to each their own, and to each their opinions,…right, I get that. Still, when you refuse to allow even the small notion that the guy who’s JOB it is to develop a QB totally washout in comparison to your own relatively UNEDUCATED opinion?; then you should probably find a new network to work for….maybe Boomerang, for these two? Will Tebow win a Super Bowl in the NFL?….maybe?…maybe not, and I understand his chances of being called a resounding success will be VERY LONG!…..Look at our own Carson Palmer! Is HE a bust?…many could say yes!….If he ALSO had a less than idea throwing motion, he probably would be already!, and that would be a mistake,…..too!
SO?….So let’s (her) DANCE
Condemn Alex Rodriguez or Condemn the Media?
Here’s the video incase anyone hasn’t seen it yet! Which by my guess has to be virtually impossible for any real sports fan, because you can catch it every 20 min. on ESPN.
My man UFreak already hit on this prior to A-Rod giving his interview. And if you read the Options UFreak gave for A-Rod, he chose option “D” (which was pretty spot on I might add)…You can read UFreaks complete article HERE!
Now that A-Rod has come out, everyone is bashing him, calling him A-Roid, trying to take away everything the man has done. But really, I think this is all bullshit!
Truth is, MLB would be much better off if everyone would just come out, admit what they have done and move forward. I applaud Alex Rodriguez for coming out and being so candid about what took place. Sure, he had to stay politically correct to a certain degree. But, he didn’t throw any other players under the bus. He admitted his guilt, he owned it and that’s the way it should be. He didn’t hide behind the union (well at first he did), he didn’t hide behind his agent, and thank god his wife, his mother, his girlfriend, his sister or no other female in his life came out talking bout, “leave my baby alone”.
Seriously, how stupid do they (MLB players) think we are? It’s obvious when boney base-hitters turn into chiseled super-heroes hitting the ball 500′, that something isn’t right. This story has plagued the league for years. Sosa, Big Mac, Bonds, Conseco are just a few of the big names out there, and it’s been stated by sources with the inside story, that more than half of the players are doing it. They just haven’t been caught yet.
By no means do I support the use of banned substances in the league. I’m just saying he fucked up, he got caught, he admitted it….now lets move on. Everyone acts so shocked and surprised that this even happened. And I have to ask you, are you f*ckin’ stupid? We know baseball players are juiced. The only way to fix it is by stiffer penalties and more frequent testing. They are getting paid a King’s ransom to play a kids game, there’s a lot at stake, and they are going to try to get an edge on the next guy.
If I had a voice and I had the power to do something about it, I wouldn’t be going after the players, I’d be going after the players union (because it’s run by the players and they know exactly what the hell is going on!), the owners (because they know too – they think they have plausible deniability, but they don’t!), and the League! I’m sick of all the focus being on the gossip and trying to find out which star player they can bring down next. And WTF?, why the hell is congress involved???? If the league is run by incompetent people, REPLACE them! Somebody needs to let congress know that, hitting bombs and weapons of mass destruction are two completely different things!
Anyway, that’s my take!
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I’m out!
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