The MAGIC of “upside”!

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Apr
25

Andre Smith sh.t on his team-mates a few days ahead of the Surgar Bowl,…then, he sh.t on the NFL scouts by up-n-leaving the Combine…largely viewed as the testing grounds for NFL draftable talent. In so that you have to be INVITED, to the Combine….he packs his sh.t and goes home. Then, in an attempt to make it up to those same “valued” scouts, he hones in on the Alabama “Pro Scout Day”….Surely he put on his best face for THAT scheduled event?…NOPE!…..he took another doopey on that occasion as well!

So NATURALLY, by then, he was ALL OVER the Bengals radar!….sure as those same chalupa’s fell behind Mr Smith’s LARGE rump before the Sugar Bowl, the Combine AND his own Pro day in ‘Bammer,….the Bungles make him the #6 overall draft pick, in 2009!…..SOP, you’re one consistent MOFO!….UPSIDE!,…UPSIDE,…UPSIDE!….its all you need to project for the NFL, and certainly its all you need to be a Bungle!…well, that and a shitty disposition, a criminal record, or just that special “Ass-n-hole’n” reputation!. Welcome to Cincinnati, Andre Smith,…I’m sure your carrer here will be longer than it would have been in ANY other NFL city. SOP will sign you to a deal you dont deserve, won’t earn, or ever be worth!..but, SOP wont cut you until its all been realized!….Your terms, that is. I’m not saying another team wouldn’t have taken a chance on you, a little later on in this same draft!,..after all, you have UPSIDE!,..I’m just saying that after you blow up to 450lbs, tank the season, some how get injured in each of the next 4 years, or just cut bait and leave town!….your ride in Cincy will have be longer than it would have in ANY other town!

This is the pick the Bungles were told they were taking, so they took it. He’ll be just another in a long line of Bungle Draft busts!….Then in a rare interview, sweet Mike Brown will just lisp through some stupid UNrelated reason why this pick made the most sense, and how winning games was some how his sole motivation. He cares about winning, like Andre Smith respects those at the Combine.

Upside baby!,…..drink it in Cincinnati,..its about all we ever get here!

Some day soon, this crap shoot called the Drafft will be abolished!…..I mean, really….how many of these guys are worth the Rookie money they get? There are already teams who avoid drafting in the first round, because its a waste….heck, New England purposely got caught cheating JUST to get out of drafting in round one!…oh, and they went 11-5 last year, WITHOUT Tom Brady!….How’s Jamarcus Russell doing, by the way?….and what did he get to sign?…yeah, The Draft is awesome!