Mike Leach is scum!..has horrible hair too!
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Leach has always loved up on, some Adam James!….PROOF
Alone, this video is nothing….coupled with the events of the past few weeks, it takes on a bigger life.
What a clown act this puke Mike Leach is becoming. Freakin’ guy acts all bad ass, then runs to him’s Lawyer like a little bitch when he gets in similar trouble with HIS Boss!. Yeah, you’re such a bad ass Mr Leach, right up until you’re a crap hypocrite!
Adam James is a “douche” because his Daddy meddles in Leach’s affairs concerning the team,…and, reportedly, his kids playing time. Mike Leach disciplines him in the manner HE sees fit, primarily because he has more “juice” than James. That, by Leach’s accounts (and his attorney), is just fine. However, when Leach gets discipline for, primarily, exposing the School to millions in liability!??! -Mr Leach runs to HIS “Daddy” (the lawyer!) the same way the meddling kid he complains about, apparently did. Leach wants his lawyer to correct the way the AD/School conducts their business??! “Way to keep your head on a swivel”, Coach! — This is so beautiful, they ought to bottle it up and shove it down Leach’s fat face (they’d easily fit it in there, past the sacks of sand he keeps in his cheeks)! Is this some of the qualities all those parents saw in Mr Leach, so “for-to-they” entrusted him to teach their boys life lessons?
How satisfying is this for A-James?…Leach obviously had a problem with James since at least last April, per the attach Vid-clip, so its not like there’s no history to bring to the table. The “APS” (Attending Physicians Statement) has stated that the Leach-interpreted diagnosis was whacked! (see: HERE ) -Also the trusted trainer and an assist. Coach have shown support to the James’ version of this story.
Leach and his “Daddy” will continue to pursue a “settlement” (despite stepping on their own dicks in the process.), not because Leach should be entitled to one, but because the nature of this situation is that there will be one offered. He’s a pig, and he acted like a moron here. He should be gone for opening the School up to that liability, AND for being a hypocrite f*cktard! Leach is now the punk kid, complaining about conspiracies and running back to “Pop’s” for help….
Method for making things “right”?…
I hope this douche rots in the septic tank of a Texas slaughter-house, with the lights off and the door locked! And in there with him? -His equally corrupt lawyer!….and, 12 of his associates (just for good measure!). Mike Leach should be release after several weeks (The lawyers can stay there forever!,….the only ones who’ll miss them are other sleaseballs looking to sue some one for no reason at all!), and free to pursue a life of Coaching red ants. Immediately upon his release he should be forced to get his hair cut updated from its current “70′s porn dude” to something less geeky. Maybe a mullet perm? (baby steps)
Chud Ocho-a$$holio to be on Letterman!!!
FatGuySports field reporter, Richard Gozinya, was able to obtain a copy of the “Top ten list” that Chud’s gonna read, whilst he further whores himself on Letterman this Thursday!
LUCKY YOU’Z!……
Top Ten Reasons I’m a Douche, by Chud the dud;
10. Its 2009, yet I still wear fake gold teefs!
9. I promote the mohawk!…and NO, I’m not 12 years old!….????
8. I’m a self-promoting media whore….I sacrifice winning Football games to get Face-time!….I can’t stop doing that!
7. I yell at other players, say bad things about the City I play in, the people, the team, and the fans; then say I’m sorry and expect to be loved again!
6. I think I’m a Hall of Famer, and even had a two year old cut letters & numbers out of electrical tape and then stick them on a jacket I got from Goodwill, to prove it! (I’m insecure!)..yeah, then I wore the hideous thing on the side-lines during the game!…can you believe that sh.t???….Wow, I’m a douche!
5. I changed my name to “8″, “5″ (in Spanish) and not “85″ because I did no research whats-so-ever into the Spanish language, and just assumed “8″ and “5″ meant 85…(you know, like in “Inglish”!) in my efforts to forge an “in” into the Spanish market. I tried to market this 2 years ago, but, dumb as I am, I f*cked up the paper work. I also forgot to check with the NFL about doing this, and had to stay “Johnson” for a year. Fortunately, ….Spanish fans are as easy to dupe as American fans are!!!
4. I block as effectivly as a wind-chime prevents tornados!
3. I punched a Coach during half-time of the only playoff game in Bungle history (last 20 years, actually), because I thought they weren’t throwing me the ball enUFf….We were winning at the time, then after I acted like a freakin’ idiot, we went out and lost the game….yeah, Pittsburgh is our #1 rival, and they ended up winning another Super Bowl as a direct result of my ass’ness!
2. I count a double-homicide knife killer like Ray-Ray Lewis among the people who have influenced me and help me pursue a media whore life. He killed 2 guys in a bar down in Atlanta, then walked from it!…HAHAHAHA!…yeah, and a few years later, the Ravens voted him “Man of the Year” for their team….fans ate that sh.t up!….tell me they’re not stupid!…I love dumb fans!
1. I took a dive in a game against bUFfalo a few years ago. It was a game that would have possibly carried us to the post-season, but then some idiot called for me to run a quick slant, and the DB almost took my head off….you know, because I’m a d.ckhead a lot of times,..so,…he said I should just stay down or he was gonna “F” me up good,..so,…sh.t, man,…I stayed down!…After all, I’m a puzzy too!
…”Gheesh, there are tons more, Dave,…you sure you just want 10 reasons why I’m a f*ckin’ douchebag?…like, I work on skits and stunts to do after scores, which prove important to me, but not the team I’m suppose to be helping to win games?, or,….Oh, I paid some fans to sit in the front row at a Green Bay game, so if I scored I could jump in the stands!…uh, let’s see, I wear shirts with “Louis Vuitton” on them, proving I’m transexual too-as a call out to the homosexual fans…Yeah, I know, that’s pretty pathetic,….as is most of the stunt-crap I do!….
WHAT?..Get the “what” outta here?…Hey, wait a minute, I LIKE people with gaps between their front teeth,…Maybe I’ll get a gap like that cut into a pair of gold teefs and we’ll do a song together?….huh?…What’ya mean, Paul throw a tuba at this a$$hole??….”—————————- flat-line!
WHAT?..Get the “what” outta here?…Hey, wait a minute, I LIKE people with gaps between their front teeth,…Maybe I’ll get a gap like that cut into a pair of gold teefs and we’ll do a song together?….huh?…What’ya mean, Paul throw a tuba at this a$$hole??….”—————————- flat-line!
“Its what I think of it”,…just like B-favre says!
He’s a douche, a Me(dia)-HO, &or some other 3rd descriptive word…( “Media Who(4)re“..?)
Brett doesn’t like preseason, Brett LIKES cameras and ESPN’ers,…he doesn’t like to shave, and he does like Wrangler Jeans!,…he doesn’t like people who don’t like him, but he does like being called the interception-riddled moniker- “gun-slinger”!….He likes hot starts, he accepts later season failure!….Which is what will happen again to him, this time in Minnesota. Sage Rosenfels is taking stock in that notion, and if he’s a smart man he’ll stay put, ride this ESPN-promoted crap fest, and reap the benefits by mid-to-late October. PREDICTION: After an accolade filled first half, Brett will start to fall off (AGAIN) and fall victim to a media-whore type “injury”!….probably a fake one. Heck, who’d blame an old dude who skirted the extra training time of preseason camp, eh?…Sage will come in, they’ll stumble into the playoffs and then Brett will come back;- for the glory of course! They’ll lose playoff game one, one they’ll be favored to win, in a 1-4 TD to INT ratio game….Brett will (again) retire (again) before (again) February 15th……and (again) then?!?!?!?……yeah,…”again”, he’ll own the total focus of World ESPN,…. at least until next October (2010). 
The Queen Diva has decided to grace us with her presence at Vikings headquarters, it seems only appropriate that a list like this surfaces.And while there have been a number of people over time that have whored themselves out to the public (Rodman and Clemens just to name a few), this one’s a bit more “recent”.
10. Sean Avery: Does he make this list without the “sloppy seconds” comments? Doubtful? Like his career, he’d probably be on the outside looking in.
9. Stephon Marbury: You remember the Summer of George on Seinfeld. Well, this has been the summer of Stephon…Filled with twitter updates and live webcams…And even some vaseline eating
8. Drew Rosenhaus: Stick a camera in that guy’s face and he’s already pimping his client, jostling for a new contract, or doing an ESPN commercial
7. Ozzie Guillen: About 4 or 5 times during the baseball season, Ozzie goes on one of his swearing tirades and his team plays good for a couple of weeks. When are they going to realize that they’re scripted?
6. TO: Although he’s been more tame the last year or so, this is like the calm before the storm. By the way TO, how’s that cable show doing. Last time I checked you lost to a re-run of the Facts of Life.
5. Marc Cuban: Running onto the court would be cool if it was like the Malice at the Palace…But when you’re owner, you look like a fool. And Kenyon Martin’s mamma called. She’s still pissed.
4. Manny: When you actually reference yourself in the third person, you have problems. And call me crazy but I’m pretty sure he was the one who made up “Manny being Manny”
3. Ocho Cinco: I remember when the artist formerly known as Chad Johnson was actually a good football player. Now he looks like a cartoon character.
2. Shaq: Should the Queen Diva die this year on the field after throwing his 6th interception in a quarter, the title belongs to the Big Aristotle…or is it Superman..or Shaq Fu…or Jabbawockeez. Either way, he’s due for a new scrabble word…
1. Brett Favre: Nothing needs to be said here. He will sit atop the polls as attention whore as long as his heart keeps beating. Which for Packers fan couldn’t stop soon enough