On a recent girls night out, I was lucky enough to find myself in a place that was filled with enough douchery to blow my mind. I remember watching Night at the Roxbury, and laughing at what an exaggeration of real life this must be. Except, it wasn’t an exaggeration at all. It was all legit.
Since this is a site for dudes, I am posing this question. WHAT on EARTH posesses a guy, to douche it out? The fake tans, the big hair loaded with hair products, and my personal favorite…the shirts unbuttoned about 10 buttons. Do girls really go for this phoney nonsense? I guess they do. I guess there is some sort of market out there for these guys.
Here’s what goes through my head when I see guys like this. “Hi there, My face is tan, my hair is big and greasy. My teeth are white, my breath is fresh. I wear designer clothes to cover my lack of personality. My wiener is small and filled with the Herp, I have a pocket full of roofies and I’m not afraid to use them. Can I buy you a drink?”
Save it Douche.
If you ask me, the most attractive man is one who is friendly, funny, and confident in his imperfections. It doesn’t matter what designer tag you are wearing…..just be yourself…..we can see right through you anyway. 
