As the Ocho Turns…
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….What a freakin’ RIOT!…Ocho-Stinko is crying about being double covered!
“They double me every week, allow me to be available,” Ochocinco told the Cincinnati Enquirer. “It’s not flattering because they do the same thing every week. It doesn’t become flattering, it becomes frustrating.
“You have to put yourself in my shoes. To go week in and week out, to take 85 away and not do anything. It’s not a compliment, not after Week 9.”
At one point in the fourth quarter, the Bengals pulled Ochocinco so he could calm down.
Oh, little Ocho, go have you a Quarter Cheese and pout a little more on your silly ass “reality” show! YOU’RE the one who said you were “HOF” material, YOU’RE the one sending stupid ass T-Shirts to the DB’s on the other team, YOU were the one who put up that STUPID ass chart about “Who could cover” you….YOU were the one who made yourself those “purty” shoes in Indy a few years ago; YOU were the one buying and then delivering yourself a Truck to the field for a playoff game!…–and now YOU’RE whaling about being shut down?…..Revis, Revis, Revis! HAHAHAHA! Yeah, and now YOU’d have the fans think double coverage ONLY happens against YOU! Yo, this is 2010, not 1810, stupid ass. Double coverages happens everywhere! You remember Jerry Rice crying about being doubled-up?…Marvin Harrison?…Even Mikey Irvin? Yeah, they all had to get a back rub during a Monday Night game against a rival, because they were unable to play the game! Hall of Fame material, yeah, that’s a hot one
HOF’ers do this alla time:
The Ocho, who had just one catch for 15 yards and looked like he was going to blow a gasket just like he did the last time he was on Monday night against the Patriots in 2007. After jawing with Palmer and throwing his hands in the air, The Ocho even got yelled at by left tackle Andrew Whitworth
. After Andre Smith
Marvin Lewis and the gang (AKA: Mike Brown’s family members) can call it what they want, but this guy continues to be a non-factor when the team needs its “stars” to step up…But never has this idiot ever taken the blame for anything. Even back a few years ago when he supposedly wanted “out”, he didn’t step up and denounce his antics. He just went off and thought doing some more BS dances would be enUFf. Sadly, it worked on many and they welcomed him back…Then again, this is a town that loves losing Football games! Hell, even a twice discarded Randy Moss found a new home within a few days, you can’t tell me a “prime-time” guy like (laugh) Ocho wouldn’t have garnered great interest, if THAT’s what the Football community really thought of him? He didn’t have any takers, because he only plays in 4-5 games a year, and winning teams demand more than that! 2-6, with games AT Indy, Pittsburgh and Baltimore left!?!? Yeah, .500 ain’t in the cards this year, but hopefully your dumbass TV show will continue, huh. That’s all that matters anyway!
TO?….looks like he’ll be back (next year) too. Unlike Chud, though, he’s produced…of course, its because of Chud drawing the coverage, right? Maybe if Chud continues to whine and cry about the coverages, the other teams will take pity on him, and lighten up! (uh, its worked to a tune of a 2-6 record so far, so YOU do the math!)…Actually, I’m sure of it. I was contacted by the Colts a few minutes ago, and asked if I’d play corner for them so Chud can build back up his stats! So send me my T-Shirt, PROP-man, and get back out that “Oh so important-to-the-game” Coverage Chart of yours,….its spelled “UFreak”…and unlike your new name, try and spell it right! Cap “U”, Cap “F”, lower case “r, e, a, k”…..Then brag the big brag about how you had a big night for your 2-6 team!…soon to be 2-7 team.
READ THIS….and check out the “comments” while you’re there!….Funny stUFf! -”PLEASE DICK, CALL OFF THE DOGS!”…”I wanna catch some passes man!”..”It makes my “show” so much better if I’ve had some catches!!”…hahahaha!
Why doesn't Rugby catch on here?
Well, unlike Mikey Vick, apparently some Rugby players DO favor DOGS, still, I’m not sold on this “game”!
So, maybe a possible Bungle loss to the hated Steelers wont be so bad?…That or you could always tune into that “T-Ocho-dud-o” show, i guess?…but reports say not many of you are!:
…”Though the ratings may be on par with the Saturday morning encore showing of Best of Canadian Auxiliary Parliament on C-Span 4, this week’s edition of the T. Ocho Show on Versus contained the usual amount of inflammatory commentary from Bengals receivers Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco
Two prissy bitches pretending to be Batman and Robin?…How good could that be?…Enjoy the Monday Night Game, tonight! and remember:
Drugs and THE NBA!?
…apparently, they mix just fine! At least I HOPE this is drug-inspired!
Ok, so its a little dated, but did Dude’s “Mom” take him to the game?…THEN, prompt him to get up and groove to uber-queer rocker Johnny Boy Bon Jovi? I, myself, had to turn down the volume to watch that video because JBBJ music makes me violently throw up. Still, this white boy can dance!!!….ok, he can’t,…so go ahead, and just further the steroetype a little more!
Ah well, enjoy what might appear like a set up video….Dude wasn’t even wearing any Celtic gear!…and neither was him’s Mommy! He looks like an extra from a Harry Potter movie,…though I’ve never seen one. Just looks that way I guess.
The LFL – Are YOU a fan???
The Lingerie Football League, that is…Where EVERY team, is a FANTASSY team!
See that? That’s a textbook 3-point stance right there!…Great fundamentals, play-uh!
Season Two highlight reel here!
Dumbass Chud (Ochostinko), does it again
..and AGAIN, the Bungles lose when he does this shit!
Ochostinko arranged to have some tee-shirts made up, and sent to the Atlanta Falcons secondary…yeah, “YAWN!”….Anyway, The TEAM (you know that entity he gives a rat’s ass about, unless they’re also willing to promote HIM!) lost to go 2-4 and nowhere near where they thought they’d be at this point.
Sir Douchebag chews up his “free-time” getting silly ass shirts made up, and sent off to the opposing team….to lose? I was able to find some fans reactions to this next idiotic move, Ocho-dickhead graced us with:
1. How stupid, petty and childish. Appropriate for Chad.
Posted at 12:31 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by JLS
2. I think he’s hilarious. Some people need to lighten up.Posted at 1:20 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Bubba3. That queen. He’s so fey. Such an obvious closet case!!Posted at 1:23 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Dee Dee Russell4. He is such a douche bag….He has a child that he doesnt even take care of or has seen. It was even on his show. He is a dead beat loser.Posted at 4:20 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by i keeps it real5. YEAH THIS DOUCHE BAG HAS NEVER HAD A PLAYOFF TOUCHDOWN. IDIOT ACTS LIKE HE IS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF A DION SANDER, TERREL OWENS OR JERRY RICE. I BELIEVE HE TAUNTED THE JETS LAST YEAR AND THE JETS SHUT HIS ASS DOWN IN 2 CONSECUTIVE GAMES (THE LAST GAME OF REGULAR SEASON AND A PLAYOFF GAME). GUY RUNS HIS MOUTH MORE THAN RUNS FOR THE ENDZONE. A LEGEND AND STAR IN HIS OWN MIND. WHAT A DOUCHE.Posted at 4:59 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Keith6. The shirt is about Ocho Cincos new Iphone app, its a game based on Ocho Cinco.If you need me Im at @Elgatosylvestre twitter.Posted at 5:11 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Elgatosylvestre7. I’ll bet the Falcons are really afraid of a 2-3 team.Posted at 5:49 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by ManiacalZebra8. The Bengals are 2-3 (2-4), not exactly a winning record. Didn’t his douch partner, TO, say he was guaranteeing they were going to the Superbowl?Use the shirts to wipe yourself and send them back to him.Posted at 6:51 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by CJ9. They’re cute. Can I get one?Posted at 7:14 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Hey Now10. He’s just having a little fun and I bet the other teams have a good laugh over it all. No big deal.Posted at 7:37 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Sassy11. I hope they **** on those shirts and send it back to him! Falcons!!!Posted at 7:49 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by aweee12. We here in Cincy think they should just PRACTICE more.Posted at 7:50 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Sin D13. Come on tmz do you need me to come work for you, the shirt is about his new Iphone app thats coming out it’s a video game based on Ocho Cinco. If you need me contact me @ElgatosylvestretwitterPosted at 7:51 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Elgatosylvestre14. That’s hilarious dude is just having fun. where can i get a shirt?Posted at 7:52 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by FIGGy15. Another lame publicity stunt from Ochocoono. I hope Dunta Robinson lays another hit on him, like the one he layed on DeSean Jackson….It’s about time that fool got his clock cleaned.Posted at 8:11 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by BallaBlocka
I think MAYBE???….MAYBE its time for this moron to “grow-up” a little, and prove to the fans in Cincy that he cares about winning MORE than ass-clowning?…This clown act cannot still be fresh enUFf for ANYONE to find “funny”; can it?! I know he’s never cared about the team, but isn’t it about time the rest of the fans here realize this too? Give us wins, then act like a fucking retard, huh?…Or, how ’bout just get us some damn wins, and STFU?
FYI – I'm still searching for a Midget to be on the site!
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a really good boy this year.
All I want for Christmas is a midget. Preferably one that likes sports.
I have visions of me and my mini-Doc riding bikes in the park, knocking him off his tri-cycle, getting fully dressed in football pads and having some 1-on-1 tackling drills, making funny videos and just simply being the best of pals.
I know you have a busy schedule of making toys for undeserving kids, but if you find time, would please produce a midget for me?
Sincerely,
Doc
I need to sell the rest of these Calendars so I don't lose my mind like the dude selling Thunder Muscle
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Ok people, it’s starting to get cold out, christmas is nearly upon us and I’ve got a bunch of Calendars to sell.
I was really hoping I wouldn’t have to stand near the highway Exit Ramps trying to sell the rest of these calendars, but I will.
Just think of it like this, you’ll be helping 12 young ladies make it through college and you’ll help keep Doc out of the Doghouse.
Come get one or two or twenty. All the chicks are local & hot. Couple of the girls have been in Maxim and our Covergirl just won the Hottest Halloween Costume at Scoreboard over the weekend. Now man up and help a brotha out bitches!
You can’t beat it for the price, shipping is free! And they will ship the same day you order if you order before 2pm
Bengals fall to 2-3 and it's all bullshit!
I’ve been a Bengals fan since I was 5 yrs old. So there’s been almost 32 yrs of highs and lows. I think the decade of 3-13 and 3-14 seasons were easier to take because I knew the Bengals sucked. I mean I was pulling for them every week, but every week I knew they were going to get killed. But with all the weapons the Bengals have on offense this year, there’s no reason for the offense to be so anemic. Afterall, they were in the Playoffs last year.
Ya know, the season opened against the Patriots. We all knew that would be a tough game. While we were hoping to win, we figured it would be a loss. So starting 0-1 was something we could deal with. Then there was the tough NFC North game with Baltimore. Low scoring, hard hitting, bang and get banged type of game and walked away with an ugly win. Then on the road to Carolina and the defense wins the game for us 20-7. So we’re sitting at 2-1, not really feeling good about the offense but we’re winning.
Then we go to Cleveland and lose to the Fucking Browns! Palmer throws for 371yds, TO piles up 222 yds and it wasn’t enough. Then an ugly loss to Tampa bay at home. So here we sit at 2-3.
And if you don’t think this shit has anything to do with TO being in the Locker Room, then you are out of your FUCKING MIND! All the Chemistry and Team Unity was lost when they signed TO. We’ve all known Marvin Lewis hasn’t had control of the locker room for several years. So there was no way he could maintain any stability with TO here. It has been evident in EVERY FUCKING GAME! They are trying too hard to get the ball to TO. You can see it in Carson’s eyes, like he’s intimidated by TO. It makes me fucking sick! (TO is close to going “T.O” too, more about that in the next post).
So at the bye week we’re 2-3, after the bye it only gets harder. The Falcons are on fire, Dolphins are playing solid, then Steelers – Colts – Bills (maybe a win here)….Then the Jets, The Saints, Steelers, Browns, Chargers, and Baltimore…….are you fucking kidding me? Tell me where the wins are coming from?
Mark my words, at best the Bengals will end the season with a 5-11 record. I’m a loyal Bengals fan, but I’m also a fucking realist. And unless Chad and TO get on the same page with Carson, we are fucked!
The term “Under Acheivers” is an epic understatement!
"Wyte Music" is off the Hook!
I’m an old school kind of guy and this shit takes me back, I’ve listened to “White White” about 20 times already this morning. These cats got big time lyrics and homemade beats that would make Dr. Dre proud. I’m going to have to put together a show just so I can get these cats dropping shit live.
5 LOSERS call the smoking hotline to complain about the Reds smoking during Celebration – WTF?
Cincinnati.com – The Cincinnati Health Department will investigate the Cincinnati Reds for violations of the state smoking ban after people complained players smoked cigars indoors while celebrating their National League Central Division title Tuesday night………
Five people called a statewide smoking ban complaint hotline, Merz said. Those complaints were sent to the city health department today for investigation. Castellini will get letter soon notifying him of the alleged violation……..
What kind of low-life piece of shit would call the smoking hotline after watching the hometown boys celebrate for the first time in 15 yrs? How bad must your life be? Get a life you fucking losers! I think they should publicize the names of the people that call the hotline. Afterall, a person does have the right to face his accuser doesn’t he? Petty people just piss me the fuck off. Just know that Karma is a bitch and it will find you.
Hey Castellini, when you get the letter, you can just copy and paste this respone back to the City Health Department:
Dear City Health Department,
Thank you for following up on the concerns of a few people who’s lives are so miserable that they should probably be put on suicide watch. Because lets face it, if you’re this petty, then your life probably isn’t worth living.
I understand an Inspector will show up at some point, unannounced, in hopes of catching our Organization while committing the travisty of partaking in a celebration that always has and always will call for bottles of Champagne and Stogies from Castro himself.
Please find a check enclosed with this letter that will more than cover any contempt in which you find.
I’ve also included 5 boxes of Stogies. Inside each box I’ve attached a Thank You note to the great fans that felt so inclined to notify you of our misguided ways. It’s a quote that is as old as the celebration itself. It says: GO FUCK YOURSELF! It’s an old English quote, it means: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Sincerely,
Everyone in Cincinnati
Doc for President in 2012 (or at least Mayor of Cincinnati)
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Peace – I’m out Bitches!