UCats fans,..is the party over?
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Brian Kelly has done a very admirable job in Cincinnati since he arrived, and started talking about playing for the National Title!…Few outside Cincy noted what he was saying, and, even IN town few figured he was sane or even sober! (noticed how I skipped any reference to Chokin’ Huggins…). THEN!…he delivered! An Orange Bowl birth last year, and now this incredible run with a team the was suppose to be rebuilding! “Rebuilding” is an odd word to use when talking about UCincinnati Football, but that’s permitted after the Big East crown in 2008.
Kelly’s terrific job in town here, spells big trouble for all the “new” UC fans though, thanks to that big hunk of sh.t Charlie Weis and his uncanny inability to produce wins in South Bend! Even with a comically weak schedule, the “Round mound of Crap” can’t win enUFf games (or, ANY BIG GAMES) to keep his job despite an 18 million dollar buyout clause!….Really, how bad do you need to be if the idiots who over-paid you are also gonna over-pay to just F*CKIN’ LEAVE!!! To LEAVE!!,…he’ll get 18 million, after splooging some 4 million+ a year for SUCKING ASS!?!?!…..Sure, from a “Hey but he’s getting 18 million on top of what he’s already robbed from the University” stand-point, its a great thing! Sure, he duped the living sh.t out of that idiot who writes checks for school employees,..but then so did THIS kinda dumb bitch. Charlie has obvioulsy smoked her in this category, but I already mentioned that.
So, Notre Dame is going to pony up and send Fat Ass packing, with an 18 million dollar golden parachute…still hard to believe, but, they are! Now, here’s the UC interesting part; THE man they are going to go after REALLY REALLY hard is your good pal, Brian Kelly. Says WHO?…Says THESE GUYS! So, does he take the cash and replace the (fat) ASH?…probably! Will UC Football perish?….yeah, probably (again!)…..so, you have TWO choices, UCat fans,….Become Irish fans for at least the last 3 games if the regular season, or pony up 2.5 mil a year and keep Kelly in Ucat riches! Well, I guess you could also hope to hell that John Gruden wants the job in South Bend…hhmmm, this here says NO
Hey, don’t get mad at the messenger, as a Gator fan I’ve been going thru this every year Tubby-ass has BEEN in South Bend! That load of shit has just kept on Failing! Heck, they might still go after Urbs, but they’re gonna like Kelly’s offense (not a spread) much “more gooder” than Meyer’s. ME?..I’m gonna hope he loses AND they keep him, figuring 18 MILLION DOLLARS is just too much damn money to hand a failure as he leaves!…..I’d hope they’d be more interested in losing and making him pace the sidelines, then follow that up with pressers where he makes a complete ass of himself, than they are in making a change…you know, get your money’s worth!
Sorry Charlie,..aka: “Pear Bryant”, or Mr .593!
Navy dumps The Irish 23-21, maybe spoiling the Irish shot at the big Bowl game payoff. I say “maybe” because, well, when you “ARE” Notre Dame you only suck ass until your next win….regardless!
ITs not like they didn’t have EVERY OP to make it to the BCS level Bowl(s),….being Notre Dame and all. The rules for them are “special”, in that they don’t have to win a conference, play a conference Championship game, and don’t even have to reach the top 12 Like Boise State, TCU and the like. They, ND, only have to finish in the top 14 to “earn” an auto bid to a BCS game, despite what everyone else has to do. Add to that, they they’ve been as successful in Big Bowl games as “Pear’s” lawsuit was against the Doc’s for his failed gastric bypass surgery!, and well….- Apparently Irish fans just love to watch their team lose BIG!
Charlie Weis Notre Dame Record – (35-24)
Ty Willingham winning percentage – (.583)
Bob Davie winning percentage – (.583)
Charlie Weis marquee wins – 0
First loss to Navy since 1964 – (2007)
Second loss to Navy – (2009)
Finished 2007 season last in D-I in offense.
Highest 2 season loss total ever (2007-2008)
First lost ever to an 8 loss team (Syracuse 2008)
Lost Senior Day game at home to a lame duck coach (Syracuse 2008)
Now 0-5 against annual rival USC
Still, Chunky Weis in his 5th season at “The Dame” has yet to have a “BIG” win or finish a season with any level of achievement. His lone Bowl win is against a sub-average Hawai’i team and he has a very Div-Two level success against top 25 teams! Still, his Pear’ness maintains the special status title as; – Head Coach!
Purdue is his “biggie” so far this year ( by 3), and his other conquests have been; Washington (by 7 in OT), Washy State, Nevada, Boston College (by 4), and Michy State (by 3). His losses; USC (again!), UMichy, and Navy (for the 2nd time in 3 years!). No, Notre Dame has gotten EVERYthing and more out of this hire!…Yeah, he didn’t dupe them and then deliver NOTHING!
Games remaining on the schedule include to “away games” against Pitt and Stanford, and a “home game” against UConn. UC rang Uconn up for something like, 4300 yards thru the air in their win over the hapless Huskies. So look for Clausen to get back into the Heisman race after that one (maybe he wont fumble at he goal line in THAT home game)! Five years, and the magic man has failed to deliver ONE signature win…ONE!. How he’s not being sued for malpractice is nothing short of a mini-miracle! Notre Dame fans have become the Chicago Cubs of College Football. The biggest difference being, of course, the Cubs wouldn’t “make” the post season based conclusively on their 1940′s success , TV contract, and Rabid fans who fight tooth and 3-leaf clover for respect, without having beat anyone!
I’m not exactly sure that Florida will make it to the National Title game (again) this year,…I know, tears and sorrow all around,…sure. But one thing IS certain. Five years ago two coaches took over programs that were mostly under achieving,….One has won 2 National Titles and is still in the running for a third, while the other is still struggling to play in one of the 14 post-new Years bowl games– despite top recruiting classes the last 4 years!….Well, and the special considerations ONLY enjoyed by Notre Dame! When will the excuses end, at the “Bend”?….No, wait!….Its Ty Willingham’s fault (still), right!?!?!?
MY favorite’st Coach, Chunky!!
NCAA 2009 Season Kicks off in, T-minus 14 days….Early BIG Game: ND vs UMichy
Apparently THE IRISH Coach, Chunky Wide-Ash Weis is finally on the hot seat…..OK,…its a BIG ash Hot-seat! Yeah, sometime after Sweet Lispin’ Lou (Holtz) pulled the ’88 Title out his ass, Notre Dame fans started accepting losing like it was Gold-Dome ”gospel”! So much NOW, that they’ll make up excuses as to why they stay divoted to their current Head Coach, Chowder-Head cinch-pants!
The history of stank Chunky has bellowed from So-Bend is well-known, but needs to be mentioned again. Chunky is 29-21 overall at ND, and an amazing 15-16 (yes, one game UNDER .500) since he held the school for (fake) ransom and milked that incredible contract extension. 15-16 is acceptable in So-Bend these days??? WOW!…well, I can kinda see how that’s possible, actually,.. for two reasons primarily.
One: that afore mention silly-stupid contract the School pledged him, based on little more than a rumor HE started. They are stuck with a rediculous buyout amount, which is odd considering Chunky is so over-the-top full of himself. This is the guy who, after a loss to Michy State, guaranteed that he would never lose to MSU again!….They are 1-4 against Michy State, under the Chunksters rule!….His promises, like his lawsuits, seem baseless! I guess the only thing WORSE than losing to Navy, is knowing you just handed an over-rated blowhard 10 million in waddlin’ away money….even with those deep pockets, that’s gonna sting.
The second reason?….They’re unsure if Urban Meyer will leave Florida to come in and replace Charlie! For that matter, there has to be a short list of qualified and INTERESTED Coaches out there who would come to SoBend right now (ND’ers will dispuke that, but c’mon!). Now, on the cusp of the 2009 season, ND fans pine away for the Glory Days, with Weis, and an uber-easy schedule. A schedule that would have Syracuse preparing BCS Bowl game ticket packages! Not a bad time to post the +7/8 win-loss record that will save your job, huh? (Again, only in Notre Dame is that good enUFf!) Heck, a Pop Warner level schedule, and 3 straight top 10 recruiting classes (and one top 15) SHOULD start paying off SOMETIME, right?!…Not if you’re a Domer, “this is all Ty’s mess still“!..Yeah, only in Chuckles will they trust! (Good, now dismiss your Urban romance already!)
Notre Dame wins 9 games this year, if they are able to put down Dick Rod and his young Wolfies!