CHUD to the Raiders?….OH, PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE!!!!
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…Strike while the iron’s hot, Al !!!!….reel in that mega-talent Chud Ocho-so-Overated-o!; And do it RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW! I LOVE THE RAIDERS!!!!…note to Al Davis:…Choke-o-Stinko is a supreme talent!…just ask him! No one can cover him, and “He can’t be stopped” (just buy his book for $29.99 in Cincy, or on ebay for a pack of Starburst fruit chews, -to find out!) He’s so good, The Bungles have won several divisions and conference Titles whislt he’s been here!..yeah, but only One Super Bowl. They’d have won more, but a comet hit the team bus 3 times on the way to the Super Bowl game, and we, uh, they had to play with Cheerleaders and groundscrew peoples…still, they kept it close ALL 3 times, thanks to Chud, who never rides the team bus….yeah, his fat ass head wont fit into your standard 4500 square-foot team bus….No,..he takes a modified 1980 Pacer….w/ a sun-hatchback….followed closely by a camera crew…he needs to feel loved you know.
Not that the Bungles NEED your draft-picks (OR would know what to do with them),…but, in keeping with tradtion just send some over to make the exchange “seem” fair….huh?…and remember to take Chud,..uh, I mean Chad ”Super-Fly” John-,..Ocho-blowhard-o, with you!
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I’m UFreak, and I approve this trade!
How’s THAT taste, Bungle fans!?!?!?
It should taste a little like envy, and a little like shame!….Pittsburgh AND Baltimore play to decide the AFC Champion!…and, VERY likely, the Super Bowl Champion too!…..Unless you want to believe that Warner and the ‘Zona Offense or Philly’s “How-does-overtime-work” QB will beat either of these Bengal rivals!???….Which they WON’T!!
I blame Chud Johnson, personally. Had Chud not had his “baby-in-a-candy-store” moment back in ’06 (the year the Steelers won their last Championship, kick-off with a game IN Cincinnati no less!) then maybe they DEAL (properly) with the loss of Palmer and finish off the hated Towel wavers! Instead, he cut the locker room into pieces, and not only did they lose the game, but they haven’t regained the “team” spirit since. LARGELY, its been rumored, because few serious players will play here, as it is….with “The Chud and TJ” show taking center stage. SOP is a contributing factor too, but its been stated several times that Cincy is used to leverage a players contract. They use the thought of signing with Cincy, only if it enhances another team to make an offer. Why this still works, is a question I have, but its being done.
Chud infected TJ, or TJ willingly went the Chud route. Either way, “Just-out-for-a-paycheck” Chud (aka: “Media Whore” with a scum bag agent) would rather lose and bitch, than STFU and play, and TJ is following that “play”. As a result, TJ is now no good to anyone here. Marvin “I should have been canned already” Lewis would be better off cutting the cancer(s), and moving on with what he has; - or getting the type of receivers that are on teams that ACTUALLY GET to the playoffs!……Cincy fans, look to Fitzgerald and Boldin to see what IS possible,….then look at what we have! Hines Ward (sure you hate him, but he’s better than Chud!), even the no-namers in Philly. (everyone gets a moment now, to bask in the glow that was the Bungle tie against Philly….sure, its a small “victory”, but its all we get here!)
Good strong defenses, and Arizona make the Final FOUR! (hard as it may be to believe Arizona in there!)….not blubber-mouth and Whiney bastage at wide-out. Palmer missing time this year was a HUGE loss, but still,…he wasn’t going to make a difference enUFf to have gotten this team into the playoffs, nd NO WAY would we have competed with these two teams, this late in the season.
But again, let this sink in,..ARIZONA!,…yes, Arizona!…has already accomplished more in a season, than the Bungles have since the FIRST George Bush was in office!!…ARIZONA!!!!…yeah!,..and either Pittsburgh (again) or Baltimore (again) will make (and WIN) the Super Bowl!. If this don’t just pizz you off, then, you’re already Mike Brown-numb!
The Chud and TJ Show
The article in the Enquirer this morning brought tears to my eyes….TJ and Chud might, might,..they might not BE together next year,…wwwaaaahhhhhhh waaahhhhh, we should all run out and catch their FEE-nale against KC next weekend,…wwwaaahhhh, wahh,…that hunk of bUFfalo-chips Chud, who cares for NO ONE but himself, and Teee-J, who is the biggest cry-baby wr in the league,….snif-snif, might have only ONE MORE game together!…If that doesn’t effect you, you have NO SOUL!….COME ON!,..they’ve played together for 9 years now!….how can you NOT want to come out and watch the finish of a 3-12-1 season!…OBVIOUSLY, they’ve done SOOO much (here) as team-mates, what with all the Playoff games, and runs to the Super Bowl, and all.
Hopefully management will find it in their hearts to financially strangle the team, and re-sign these two (past their prime) players to long team-choking deals! Ensuring they stay together and the team never finishes above .500 in our lilfetimes!
Come on “SOP”,…..sell the sheep that you are OPENING the bank, and re-signing these great kids, in an effort to keep together this awesome TD scoring machine…..If I miss seeing TJ cry after a play doesn’t go is way, or if I miss even ONE Chud 40 yard game…then miss him say after the game how some one, or some entity, is conspiring against him to artificially keep his (production) numbers down,…well, I’ll feel short-changed as a fan. Chud, as far as I’m concerned, can live off the past for another 30 years!…Yes, he’s just that awesome,…heck, the # of wins we’ve gotten out of himthem don’t lie…AND!,..AND!,..They’ve been to Pro Bowls!…so,…are you willing to miss out on that?…I’m not either!
So here’s to the HOPE, yes the deep dire hope, that Son-of-Paul (SOP) does his diligent duty here, and signs those two ass-cakes to LONG un-worthy deals!…..After all, losing for 18 straight seasons doesn’t just happen!…you have to work at it!
