Flat Tire got ya down?….

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Jun
24

….that can just RUIN your damn day,..so,..-JUST STEP OFF!…..there’s a solid plan!

Apparently a dude on I-71, this morning, had just THAT kind of start to his day. Reports HERE support the notion that dude pulled over (possibly because of a flat tire) then walked face first into a semi!….BALLS!

MAN!,…If you’re choosing a way to go,…few things can compete with FACING a Semi, for manliness! Just think of those nervous few seconds RIGHT before impact?!?!? Damn!, and if the driver sees you just before, then swerves to miss, then only grazes your bod???? You could get really f’d up, but might end up living like a Veg for YEARS!

THEN!,..knowing that the truck moved and maybe clipped a few cars after?…maybe killing some innocents in the process?. That’d be tUFf,..in jail AND crip’ded?….You’d get your ass plowed and not be able to offer much resistance, though at that point, would you care?….that’s your Hell!

I certainly hope this was the way dude wanted to end things,….’cause if it was just a blown tire that got him all flustered and pre-occupied,..then,..DAMN, nasty exit dude!…

Which brings up the point,…WHAT IS, the most BALLS way to go out?…..Jump off a big ass building?….bang a seasoned Bronx Hooker up the can?…..eat at one of those portable food carts you see downtown or in the bar district at closing time?….or sleeping in the lower bunk of a bunk bed, with Roseanne Bahr and her cool new husband ‘sleeping” in the upper one?….-what?….leave a comment!!