The MAGIC of “upside”!
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Andre Smith sh.t on his team-mates a few days ahead of the Surgar Bowl,…then, he sh.t on the NFL scouts by up-n-leaving the Combine…largely viewed as the testing grounds for NFL draftable talent. In so that you have to be INVITED, to the Combine….he packs his sh.t and goes home. Then, in an attempt to make it up to those same “valued” scouts, he hones in on the Alabama “Pro Scout Day”….Surely he put on his best face for THAT scheduled event?…NOPE!…..he took another doopey on that occasion as well!
So NATURALLY, by then, he was ALL OVER the Bengals radar!….sure as those same chalupa’s fell behind Mr Smith’s LARGE rump before the Sugar Bowl, the Combine AND his own Pro day in ‘Bammer,….the Bungles make him the #6 overall draft pick, in 2009!…..SOP, you’re one consistent MOFO!….UPSIDE!,…UPSIDE,…UPSIDE!….its all you need to project for the NFL, and certainly its all you need to be a Bungle!…well, that and a shitty disposition, a criminal record, or just that special “Ass-n-hole’n” reputation!. Welcome to Cincinnati, Andre Smith,…I’m sure your carrer here will be longer than it would have been in ANY other NFL city. SOP will sign you to a deal you dont deserve, won’t earn, or ever be worth!..but, SOP wont cut you until its all been realized!….Your terms, that is. I’m not saying another team wouldn’t have taken a chance on you, a little later on in this same draft!,..after all, you have UPSIDE!,..I’m just saying that after you blow up to 450lbs, tank the season, some how get injured in each of the next 4 years, or just cut bait and leave town!….your ride in Cincy will have be longer than it would have in ANY other town!
This is the pick the Bungles were told they were taking, so they took it. He’ll be just another in a long line of Bungle Draft busts!….Then in a rare interview, sweet Mike Brown will just lisp through some stupid UNrelated reason why this pick made the most sense, and how winning games was some how his sole motivation. He cares about winning, like Andre Smith respects those at the Combine.
Upside baby!,…..drink it in Cincinnati,..its about all we ever get here!
Some day soon, this crap shoot called the Drafft will be abolished!…..I mean, really….how many of these guys are worth the Rookie money they get? There are already teams who avoid drafting in the first round, because its a waste….heck, New England purposely got caught cheating JUST to get out of drafting in round one!…oh, and they went 11-5 last year, WITHOUT Tom Brady!….How’s Jamarcus Russell doing, by the way?….and what did he get to sign?…yeah, The Draft is awesome!
CHUD to the Raiders?….OH, PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE!!!!
…Strike while the iron’s hot, Al !!!!….reel in that mega-talent Chud Ocho-so-Overated-o!; And do it RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW! I LOVE THE RAIDERS!!!!…note to Al Davis:…Choke-o-Stinko is a supreme talent!…just ask him! No one can cover him, and “He can’t be stopped” (just buy his book for $29.99 in Cincy, or on ebay for a pack of Starburst fruit chews, -to find out!) He’s so good, The Bungles have won several divisions and conference Titles whislt he’s been here!..yeah, but only One Super Bowl. They’d have won more, but a comet hit the team bus 3 times on the way to the Super Bowl game, and we, uh, they had to play with Cheerleaders and groundscrew peoples…still, they kept it close ALL 3 times, thanks to Chud, who never rides the team bus….yeah, his fat ass head wont fit into your standard 4500 square-foot team bus….No,..he takes a modified 1980 Pacer….w/ a sun-hatchback….followed closely by a camera crew…he needs to feel loved you know.
Not that the Bungles NEED your draft-picks (OR would know what to do with them),…but, in keeping with tradtion just send some over to make the exchange “seem” fair….huh?…and remember to take Chud,..uh, I mean Chad ”Super-Fly” John-,..Ocho-blowhard-o, with you!
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I’m UFreak, and I approve this trade!
How’s THAT taste, Bungle fans!?!?!?
It should taste a little like envy, and a little like shame!….Pittsburgh AND Baltimore play to decide the AFC Champion!…and, VERY likely, the Super Bowl Champion too!…..Unless you want to believe that Warner and the ‘Zona Offense or Philly’s “How-does-overtime-work” QB will beat either of these Bengal rivals!???….Which they WON’T!!
I blame Chud Johnson, personally. Had Chud not had his “baby-in-a-candy-store” moment back in ’06 (the year the Steelers won their last Championship, kick-off with a game IN Cincinnati no less!) then maybe they DEAL (properly) with the loss of Palmer and finish off the hated Towel wavers! Instead, he cut the locker room into pieces, and not only did they lose the game, but they haven’t regained the “team” spirit since. LARGELY, its been rumored, because few serious players will play here, as it is….with “The Chud and TJ” show taking center stage. SOP is a contributing factor too, but its been stated several times that Cincy is used to leverage a players contract. They use the thought of signing with Cincy, only if it enhances another team to make an offer. Why this still works, is a question I have, but its being done.
Chud infected TJ, or TJ willingly went the Chud route. Either way, “Just-out-for-a-paycheck” Chud (aka: “Media Whore” with a scum bag agent) would rather lose and bitch, than STFU and play, and TJ is following that “play”. As a result, TJ is now no good to anyone here. Marvin “I should have been canned already” Lewis would be better off cutting the cancer(s), and moving on with what he has; - or getting the type of receivers that are on teams that ACTUALLY GET to the playoffs!……Cincy fans, look to Fitzgerald and Boldin to see what IS possible,….then look at what we have! Hines Ward (sure you hate him, but he’s better than Chud!), even the no-namers in Philly. (everyone gets a moment now, to bask in the glow that was the Bungle tie against Philly….sure, its a small “victory”, but its all we get here!)
Good strong defenses, and Arizona make the Final FOUR! (hard as it may be to believe Arizona in there!)….not blubber-mouth and Whiney bastage at wide-out. Palmer missing time this year was a HUGE loss, but still,…he wasn’t going to make a difference enUFf to have gotten this team into the playoffs, nd NO WAY would we have competed with these two teams, this late in the season.
But again, let this sink in,..ARIZONA!,…yes, Arizona!…has already accomplished more in a season, than the Bungles have since the FIRST George Bush was in office!!…ARIZONA!!!!…yeah!,..and either Pittsburgh (again) or Baltimore (again) will make (and WIN) the Super Bowl!. If this don’t just pizz you off, then, you’re already Mike Brown-numb!
Bubba Caldwell already putting up Chud like #’s!!!
The game isn’t even over, yet Bubba Caldwell (Ocho – Seven) has 5 catches for a very Chud like 34 yards!…yes, he’s the leader in receptions and yards!…He’s also kicked in 49 yards rushing on just 4 carries!….That’s 83 yards of offense for your reSURGE’nt Bungles!
The announcers in this game are Jokes!….They act like the first 13 games don’t even count, and this play against Cleveland and KC translates into a 2009 Super Bowl run….snake oil baby!
How can they say that and not choke on their own regurging vomit? Its like they’ve been in a coma for 18 years.
Good finish, but this only means the brass will stick with the status-quo (AGAIN!) and we’ll have 7-8 months of “feeling good” because THIS time, they CAN’T SUCK!…..oh, NASTY,…my reGURGED puke……yak!
On a sidenote, its refreshing to hear/see that “Ced-Ben” (Cedric Benson) has let it be known that the Bengals are in the “running” for his services next year!….yeah, if he doesn’t get any offers from anyone BETTER! The Bengles pull his ass back “IN-thru-the-OUT-door” and give him the chance no one else would, but he’s gonna use them as leverage in his now assured off-season lottery. Here’s hoping he gets little take on his “break” (given to him by the Bungles) and he “HAS” to return. For one, ’cause he’s as good as we’ll get here, and 2, so that he is RE-introduced to the GOOD fortune he was afforded by the frugal Front Office of the Bungles.
In a related bit of news, TJ (AKA, the Town CRY(er) Baby) has left HIS contract status up to this very clever cliche: “The ball is in their court”….NICE!….way to shirk ANY responsibility for what happens. “If the Benglas offer something “fair”, I’ll consider it”!….DAMN!, Teej!,….how sporting! That some of that Iranian logic on “fair”, is it?. More and more, these players make it tUFf to support them in any capacity at all. Yes, yes, its a business, and this is the get-all-you-can World,..still sux! They talk loyalty when their careers are close to being over, but its “F”‘em at ever corner right up until that time. In my opinion, this team will NOT benefit from him coming back,…he’s already gotten too much Chud in him, and there’s that cry-baby whine act he’s made his trademark….9 years?…yeah, its move on time “Teej”! Anything he’s got left from this point on, will be on over-payment. His best years are behind him, and his production after MAYBE one year will be barely noticable. Since there’s no WAY he’ll take a one-year deal,….ya gotta go another direction. Spend it, SOP,…just spend it somewhere else!