“If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit!” Oh wait, it didn’t go to trial yet. Don’t worry, Johnny C. is saving that defense for when your sexual adventures do end up in court. But for now, you’re golden kid! That’s because the DA said “We don’t prosecute morals, we prosecute crimes.” That’s right jackass, because if you did prosecute morals, you and everyone on your legal team would be in prison right now. I’m so tired of professional athletes being accused of some sex crime, only to have charges dropped later thanks to a nice “out of court settlement”. I’m not downplaying sex crimes, but really, isn’t this stuff bullshit? These chicks know exactly what the fuck they are getting when they marry, or bang a married athlete. Or in Ben’s case, a single athlete. These chicks see $$$$$ signs. If anything, these chicks should be prosecuted for the whores that they are. Seriously, which one of these porn stars or strippers or hotel waitresses thought thought Big Ben was giving her the “deep route” because he was in love with her? And which athelete believes these chicks are in love with them? If Ben wasn’t a superbowl quarterback, he’d be on match.com searching for poon-tang just like everyone else. Doc keeps it real baby, so lets just say what it is. Atheletes are banging chicks cause their hot. And hot chicks are banging athletes and looking for money. So in the future, do what I do, write up a “consensual contract” and video tape it. And uhhh, keep it for your records 
