Ocho-DOUCHE'bag-o strikes again(o),…fans still suck his teet!
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Chud Ocho-el’shithead’o is still more interested in his self-promotion than ANYthing Football related. More proof when he decided against being with his team mates (AGAIN) because he was granted face time by some media outlet…a.nd it really doesn’t matter which one; When you’re a whore like Chud, any D*CK will do!
07:35 AM ET 06.16 | Though dependable, “like birth control,” No. 85 didn’t start out there in his return to practice. Chad Ochocinco caught a 55-yard pass from Carson Palmer in stride, then raised both arms toward a camera (NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!) filming the Cincinnati Bengalsminicamp from the back of the end zone. Always, he finds the camera. The Pro Bowl receiver took a break from dancing and dating to play some football on Tuesday. He looked rusty at times during his first practice of a mandatory, three-day minicamp — his first workout with the team since a playoff loss to the Jets
“dependable like birth control”….HA!…that accounts for the great games he had against the Jets, huh?….or, any game that mattered in the last 8 seasons!
I’m not sure which is more painfully predictable:
1. Ocho spending more time putting on make-up (for his TV spots) or him putting on his pads (to help his team win),
2. The fact that the owner of the team is not only saying nothing about it, but probably helped him book the events!, or
3. That the so called ”Bengal” fans will continue to make excuses why this piece of sh*t is still coveted in this town, even though time after time he chooses non-football events over the one he’s suppose to be good at!! –AND PAID TO PERFORM!…???
Add to the predictable amazement is; Come game 10 or 11 when the Bungles aren’t getting it done, this same TV-whore-asshole will call someone else on the team out, and blame them for the playoff-less road they’re on….and how these same fans who show undying love and twitter affections for the Chud, will support his silly ass notions that; No one (else) ever IS to blame.
Peter King sees Bengals as 23rd best NFL team, in '10?
The Bengals are going to go from winning the division, to #23 in 2010?…Well, that’s how the self-proclaimed NFL Guru sees it HERE! Ol Pete King doesn’t offer any REASON(s) for why they’ll fall so far, aside from a self-question about Carson Palmer. No, he just randomly places them in the low twenties. I know, typical Peter King, right!
During the 2nd Baltimore game the field stretching Bengal wide receiver Chris Henry went down to an injury and the Bengal offense was never the same. Chris Henry ultimately passed away as the result of a horrific accident that was apparently no one’s fault(oddly)? You recall that?; then Chud Johnson-cinco proclaimed to be Chris’ best friend (to, of course, help promote himself in the media some more), and later sucked ass vs the Jets as the team limped into the Playoffs. A week after being shut-down completely in the seasons’ final game, Chud was shut-up and down AGAIN by the Jets young Mr Revis, and the Bungels were done. Oh, then Chud welched on his bet that he’d change his name back to Johnson, but that’s me running away on a tangent again, and away form the point.
THE BENGALS #23?!?!?!….Good gawd man! They won their division in ’09, refused to sign Terrell Ass’wens in the off-season and added perhaps their best draft class of all time this past April!!,…Yet they’re going to be WORSE in 2010!??…and much worse at that?..Come ON Mr King. perhaps you should jump back on Brett Favre’s jock again?!
The Bengals WILL be in the playoffs in ’10, despite what the “KING” OF DOUCHE SAYS! AND, this YEAR THEY JUST MIGHT WIN ONE! Yes, I said it! Unless Chud cries, whines and punches another coach at halftime because he thinks he’s not getting enUFf balls throw his way, they WILL win a playoff game this year!….That or, if Ocho-stinko is in traction during a large portion of the season AND into that playoff game?..yeah, they’ll win one! You heard it here!
Jamarcus Russell to Bungles?
Few things surprise me anymore, when it comes to SOP signing players. J-RUS(T) getting a look too?
Yeah, this screams “perfect fit”!….don’t it? Yeah, this guy should be in the NFL!(sarcasm)
Asshole Chud Ocho-Jackass-o eloquently and “oh so cleverly” leaks the news, apparently, via his “twit” page. Yeah,..”ooopsss” Chud, “Did I say thaaaaaaaaaaat”?…F’n tool. Does this mean Russell is a QB that wont make you look bad, Chud? No, that’s just not possible.
Listen, I get that many fools hang on what this ass says, or at least that’s what’s being said, but the pic next to the news about J-Blimp coming to Bengals camp shows a shirtless Chud. Now, w/o stepping into the dog-shit pile that is “Homo-phobia”, just how sweet do you need to be? Add to that that he’s a blowhard wind bag, and well,…maybe I DON’T really understand that people tune in to thing one he shits out thru his phone.
What, was Ryan Leaf asking for too much money?….LEAF OFF THE HOOK
Bengals 1st round pick – Excellent
6’5″, 261lbs and can catch the football! With 66 catches, 950 yrds, and 14 touchdowns his senior year and catching the ball from Sam Bradford (Heismann Winner 2008). And now he’ll be catching the ball from another previous Heismann winner in Carson Palmer……Yeah, I’ll take that shit all day! What I like most about this picture, is now all the uneducated weekend bandwagon fans can finally STFU and stop crying about having a receiving TE. It felt like every week on sports radio talk, I kept hearing one dumbass after another call in crying about “We need a TE”, “We don’t have a TE”. And not to break off point, but I will, why the fuck do people say “WE” when they talk about their favorite teams? Sometimes I feel like stopping someone in mid-sentence and saying, “look dude, I haven’t seen your fatass suit up 1 single time. I haven’t seen you in any pictures with the team. Nor have we ever been sitting here watching the game and has Marvin Lewis called your stupid ass up and asked you for half time adjustments. So unless Mike Brown is signing your checks, please stop with this bullshit. If you want some “WE” in your life, then the next time you say ‘We need to run the ball more’, then ‘WE’ (meaning me and you), are going to put on the boxing gloves and find out just how alone your punk ass is!”
But back on point, I think “WE” are playoff bound again this year bitches!
IT’S BRYANT!!!!,…not TO!
Antonio “dont drug test me” Bryant, formerly of the Cowboys, Browns, 49ers and Tampa Bay! (Oh, and he sat out a year whilst “suspended/dismissed”,..that’s a good thing, right???) Will bring his talents and baggage to CINCINNATI!….Having been one who wanted Lav Coles to work out here, this normally wouldn’t be much cause for celebration,…BUT!, considering the alternative!?…Well, its like “Ocho-Cinco de March Madness” all over this town! Terrell Owens isn’t coming in now!!! Yip-freakin-EEE….AND!, stupid ASS Chud Johnson can explain to his new team-mate how they are gonna be life-long buddies now, after having “twit”-endorsed TO like he was a sex starved School boy! Should make for a cozy relationship, huh?!
Bryant comes in with some problems in tow,….then again, this being Bungle country that’s kind of a requirement here! He also seems to be of the now WAY too popular “I’m-overly-entitled-because-I-play-Football-and-I-am-a-wideReceiver” crowd, that our own Chud Johnson (and TO) is a chapter President of;…aaannnddd,I can’t imagine Bryant being worth 7million a year, considering he’s only “played” at the “high” level one year;…– but, that’s more an NFL economics question than anything else, I guess. He’s been a smaller scale TO, so, I guess we got the lesser (and younger) of two similar evils. STILL!…whew!…its NOT T.O.! Fantastic!!! Up next, dump the Chump(Chud). Hey, I can hope, right?
WELCOME TO TOWN, Mr Bryant!
Get your Popcorn ready Cincy!
Soon, there will be a NEW Jackass in town! Hated in towns across America!;…From San Fran, to Baltimore, to Philly, to Dallas, and even bUFfalo!….He’snow headed here, and you can thank Cincy team mouthpiece, Chud Ocho-Side-Show-act-o for his interest. Yeah, many of the same fans who find value in Chud, a jerk who cost his team in both playoff loses (out of 2 …and both were at home, btw….meaning, this team was suppose to win those games) will LOVE following hims as he endorses an even bigger distraction to our town! The same guy who killed his team by just being “himself” in both our playoff games (in the last 20+ seasons), wants to further ruin the team by bringing in his equally distracting idol….and, maybe his lover, too?…TO! (totally owesome!)
Quick review: Chud Johnson acted like a little freakin’ jackass in the locker room during half-time of the 2005 season play-off game against Pittsburgh. In a game where the Bungles lost Carson Palmer and needed a guy to mature and step up, they got Chad Johnson the f’in baby-ass instead! They still led at halftime; but! Chud, knowing there were camera’s rolling out on the field, was upset about NOT getting enUFf balls thrown his way. After all, he needed to exploit his face and camera’s generally followed the ball, not guys who’s nads fold up inside their bodies during big games! SO!, because he’s so juvenile and assy (its a word!) he reportedly got in such a “tizzy” that he took a bitch slap at a Coach. I can only imagine it was a “bitch slap” because Chud seems like he’s a sissy-bitch. After all, I’ve seen him try to block, and anytime he’s been hit, he’s gone DOWN (Gawd I love that vid!) like a sack of dirt!. Chud did start to block a little in 2009, but at 14-million a year that’s a little late for him to get props. Then there’s that dive he took late in the game up in bUFfalo a few years ago, when he was just too scared after getting grazed?(The video showed he was almost completely missed!) That was about pathetic. Still, I understand many of the fans in town still bend over for his ass, so, he’s a least got y’all fooled. Of course, most of you probably chase the red (laser) light up and down the wall too. After all, side-shows like Chaud are here to divert attention. His side-shows acts, which have failed to help “his” team win even ONE playoff game (or even ONE must win game, for that matter), stay…but, he wont even once try the STFU and play method JUST once to see if that MIGHT be MORE helpful to an actual TEAM minded goal (WINS!)?… than his Bullshit skits have? (and they’ve failed miserably at all “TEAM” goals)…. Well, I sure hope winning is still a goal here….despite continual evidence to the contrary.
Anyway!…If the SECOND playoff game the Bengals “hosted” (and have BEEN in since 1990!) Mr “Productive”-o decided that after he was shut-down by D Revis in the Season’s FINAL game of the year (the week before), that he’d buckle down and concentrate ONLY on Football to prepare himself like a professional might, in an effort to help his team win this pending playoff game!….YEAH RIGHT!!…HA!..Man, that’s a freakin’ laugh!..No, instead, in typical jackass form he promoted himself (yawn, again!) by expressing that he’d “own” Revis in the rematch. He went on that week to continue to busy himself with other-than-football-related issues, such as; Express that the “man-on-man sex” he had during the week was proof he was “ready” to play, and then further ready himself by arranging to have the big rig truck he bought himself for his birthday; delivered and set up on display at the stadium. You know, all the important things ALL those wr’s from Indy and N’awlins do/did before their games. Yeah, RIGHT!(again)…Chud also busied himself by proposing that he’d change his name back to “Johnson”, if Revis wasn’t his “bitch” by game’s end. Well, add bet welcher to Chud’s long list of asinine characteristics. The D!ck-head still goes by that ridiculous Ocho-crap-o name! and still, the drones of fans stand by him (while he laughs at them).
Chud’s list of accomplishments continue with his bashing of the City, the fans, and all the players who expected him to actually lead the team by “playing” well (novel concept, eh?)….AND, as a team leader (defined by his time here, his salary and his self-promotion) he was critical of the expectations of him???? After all, they only get to play Cleveland TWICE a year!…OH, and he had that really good game against Miami that year they only won one game;….in week 17 no less!
THIS is the guy endorsing another guy who is as BIG an asshole, but has advancement down the diminished capacity career line a slight bit more! The Bills let him walk, and its been reported that NO OTHER TEAM HAS ANY INTEREST IN TERRELL OWENS at all. CHUD has taken all he’s meant to the city, and all that TO brings to the table, and the fact NO ONE else wants him, and decided assholes love company, and pioneered the Bungles signing the senior distraction/cancer! In true BT Barnum fashion, Mikey Brown has listened, and will probably sign this Class “A”9as in asshole) distraction and team destroyer. They made strides last year, but were a deep threat short of a good offense. Signing a guy NO other team wants, JUST MAKES GOOD SENSE! After all, we still have Chud!…and if HE were anything close to as good as he (and some of YOU) think?..He’s have moved on LOOOOONNNGGG ago! He knew no other team wanted him, and that no other fan base would put up with his diversionary clown antics. Other teams and other teams’ fans expect winning football over clowns!…or, at least a careful mix of both!
I feel really really bad for The Saints,….all they got was a Super Bowl win,….WE still have Chud and his tired ass act!…SUCKERS!!!…AND!, as a bonus, WE still use that tired old chant we stole from them YEARS ago!; ”Who Dey!?”…”WHO DEY?” (HA HA in their FACES!!!)….Well, since 1990?, “Who Dey” = everyone!! Can you imagine a more ridiculous chant for a this team? The only team to have zero playoff wins since 1990?!?!?
IF there is a saving grace here, its this;…..THERE does exist ONE guy in the NFL who is a BIGGER (and better) self-promoting media whore, than Chud (though to THIS guys credit, he has achieved a ga-zillion times more than Chud in his career); and that’s, you guessed it, Brent (I know) FaVre! The whore is going to prolong his “retirement/staying” presser for a few months yet, so I guess the idea that he and TO hook up for a last hoo-haa, is a possibility!??? The NFL has LONG lost its “sport” focused approach, and has been slowly sliding into the being what “pro” Wrestling is; Side-bar stories and distracting loud-mouthed idiots are now the driving force!….Sadly, its been eaten up by the fans so well, its now all the foundation the NFL has left, and what they now need to pursue to continue. This is no longer “Football”, but just another long-breathed staged Reality Show. Drink it in!….ITs gonna be grape flavored THIS year!
Chris Henry likes women?
Ok, seriously, this REPORT is suggesting that Mr Henry is in some serious trouble, following an apparent mishap in a vehicle possibly driven by a “woman of interest”. This is a horrible situation and I do hope Henry is going to come out of this OK. Any prior dislike of Chris Henry was always FAR short of wishing him any ill will. My wish here is that this is similar to when reports mentioned Tiger Woods was in serious condition….and though he’s got some family issues ahead of him, physically he is well.
THIS incident, however, should serve as a reminder to EVERYONE,..men AND woman alike, just how freakin’ stupid it is to freak out over a spouse. Men are generally worse about this than woman are, but both have (collectively) made some INSANE moves, motivated by what some call “love”.
This is your FREE advice for the day, you needy mortals: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SOUL MATE (or anything like that, freaks!)! There just isn’t! First off, there are 6 BILLION people on this planet, and nearly 300 million people in these United States. You think you met the perfect match?..and for some of you, mere minutes after you left High School?….COME ON! If you are THAT ugly and socially clumsy that you think no one else will have you, then you dont need a “partner”, you need heavy doses of Thorazine and a room with rubber walls!
I’m not saying you should use woman like shake-n-bake bags, but there’s also no need to lock down on one like a Pit-Bull to a steak bone. Let’s work towards a little self control, and away from more stories like Tiger and Henry, where dudes (and woman) give up so much, for what amounts to nothing!
Now, let’s hear some good news on Chris Henry!…Pull out of this, Mr Henry!
BUNGLES picked #28, by Fox Sports!
Sound about right?….Well, not to the water-cooler gang in Cincy who have playoff visions dancing in their heads! WHY?, probably because Mikey Brown is such a shrewd business manowner, I’d guess. Certainly it can’t be much fact-based hope!…”OH, but Keith Rivers will be back, and we drafted well this April!”….ooooh, well, how could Fox Sports and I BOTH miss that news infusion!?!?…I hear Andre Smith won’t likely be signed until September one!..typical Mikey Brown!
Oakland, Cleveland (yeah!), St Louis and Detroit are listed (by FOX Sports) below (-me,…”giggity“) the Bungles…..THE SCHEDULE is favorable, you’d think, but 8-8 is (at this point) the most probable finish. How is it Mikey Brown is soooo hated in this town, yet EVERY year there’s this gapping sense that he’s turning it around THIS time!??! He’s a baffoon! Why are the BUNGLE-faithful so easily duped? SOP (Son of Paul) is to running a productive franchise, what ”The View” is to quality programming. I’m all for being optimistic, and I hope Fox Sports and I are wrong here,…I mean, after all…Fox SPORTS has been wrong before!
DO the Bengals have the BALLS?….
…I say, “Are you kidding me”?…This franchise, and THIS yutz, were made for each other.
Last week, the Cincy ‘Quirer ran this story;
With the draft two weekends away, the amount of e-mail from curious fans has increased. And most of it has focused on one player, Chad Ocho Cinco, and one question: Will he be traded? The short answer is probably not. Barring a major change of course, he will be here after draft weekend and should be in Georgetown, Ky., for training camp. Since Ocho Cinco did not show for the voluntary offseason workout program March 30, the rumor mill has increased about the wide receiver’s future with the team. Things went into overdrive last Saturday when a blogger had Ocho Cinco traded to the Raiders for a second-round pick and running back Michael Bush. (DO IT!, DO IT!, DO IT!!!…ooops, sorry, commentary….)
and the fans responses, are HERE
Way to pull a “Tank” job 2 weeks before the draft!
Ya really gotta hand it to the Bengals Front office and Father Marvin Lewis! They preach Change, They preach New Attitude, They preach being responsible for your actions and being a good person on and off the field, so what do they do, you ask?????
They bring in little choir boy “Tank Johnson”.
Listen, I’m not saying he won’t help the defense. Truth is he still has a little left in him. I’m just sayin, how are you supposed to clean up a program and give the team an identity, when all you do is bring in criminals.
What, are they a fucking half-way house for these bums? Look at what he brings with him….A troubled past, and 8 game suspension, and an arsonal of assorted small arms. This cat loves his guns. I’ll bet you 10:1 that this guy gets arrested for some sort of gun violoation.
It’s a losing battle trying to keep up with the blundering bungles! I love my hometown Teams, but until Mikey jumps off the purple people eater, we’re fucked!
Sorry this post is kinda lame, but I’m saving all my cracks for the draft. Because I can already feel these bitches getting ready to sign a WR or RB with their first pick, and it will be time to verbally rape them then!
Afterall, when the bengals get a resume with a mugshot instead of a football pic, you know he’s as good as hired. Nice job Brown Family! Keep up the good work at the Half-Way house!
I’m out!