Mike Brown reiterates that Carson Palmer wont be traded…
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…and why? because Palmer “made a commitment!…and, he needs to live up to that commitment!….Never mind the commitment Mike Brown made to the City of Cincinnati when HE got HIS new stadium deal!….One of the sweetest Stadium deal in all of Sports! Yeah, seems the commitment thingy only goes one way, and Mike’s gonna hold Carson Palmer to his, even as Brown continues to fail the fans of Cincinnati!.
Surprised?..Oh, HAIL NO!…just another asinine thing that Mike Brown sputters as he trolls through his ownership tenure!
Mike Brown says the team will not “reward” Carson Palmer by trading him away….Yeah, Palmer, if you want out of here, there are two ways you can go. Retirement, or after the stink of Bungle Failure has been permanently stained on your being!
Longest Game in NFL History… BENGALS beat STEELERS (2011), Who would have THoUGht?
Since the lockout first started on March 12th, 2011, the Cincinnati Bengals have been focused on beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, however they can. I can’t believe I am saying this, but the Bengals actually beat the Steelers!
The Steelers have outperformed the Bengals 17 out of 23 games, since 2000 (Steelers: 17-6, Bengals: 6-17.) But this most recent Bengals win over the Steelers, isn’t like their other surprising wins. The first whistle blew on July 9th, 2011; the last, on July 14th, 2011. No I am not lying, the game lasted 6 days in total. How?
Hines Ward scored first to put the Steelers ahead by 1, when he was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI). Bengals would not let this affect them though.
They tied it up when Adam “Pac Man” Jones did what he does best, and on July 10th, 2011, he was arrested for disorderly conduct while intoxicated; as well as resisting arrest. The Bengals knew that they had to continue applying pressure on the Steelers; because if they didn’t, they knew the Steelers would take over and win. But not in this game, everyone knew that the Bengals would win this battle.
Bengals took a comfortable lead when Marvin White was arrested for disturbing the peace, on July 14th, 2011. Bengals knew that a 2 to 1 lead wasn’t enough, when playing against arguably one of the best teams in the NFL.
That’s when they did it again; Cedric Benson sealed the victory for the Bengals when he scored the last and final point on July 17th, 2011, when he was arrested for assault causing bodily injury to a family member. At the end of this time consuming game, the scoreboard read: Bengals 3, Steelers 1.
Key Players
Bengals:
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- Adam “Pac Man” Jones
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- Marvin White
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- Cedric Benson
Steelers:
Hines Ward
Until my body is turned into ash, or thrown 6 ft below the ground, I will be a Steelers fan; I was raised that way. Once a Steeler, always a Steeler. Even though it takes a lot for me to say this, I will admit that the Bengals deserved this victory. Congratulations to the Bengals, and to the city of Cincinnati. I hope that this team brings great success to your organization, as well as to the local jails.
Bring it TCombs and UFreak; I’m waiting. Now that MLake is here, it’s time to debate!
GO STEELERS!
Fatguysports.com enters the Entertainment Industry
Winning is no longer enough! 5 Straight Super Bowls won’t replace the 20 yrs of misery
Did you Miss me?
Don’t lie bitches, I know you missed me. I missed you too!
I’ve been busy with a lot of projects, but it’s time to make time for the FatGuySports Nation.
Look for much more to come soon, along with a Parody video I’ve been working on. I took the music to Eminem’s “I’m Not Afraid” and wrote lyrics to it. It’s already been recorded. I’m shooting the video now and when it’s done, I expect it to become a youtube phenom!
It’s about my hatred for what Mike Brown has done and continues to do to the Bengals.
Until then, prepare yourself bitches!
Adam Jones Done for the year!
Aint this a bitch? Adam Jones gets his shit together, plays solid defense, and ends up on the IRL. While Bevis and Butthead remain healthy and still on the roster! I know you’ll argue that T.O. is putting up numbers and that’s great, but is anyone else putting up numbers? Nope! It’s probably because they are trying to fucking hard to get the ball to T.O. instead of just letting the flow of the game dictate what happens. I’ll hit on that tomorrow, I’m tired and going to bed.
Sucks losing A.J., I would’ve gladly given up T.O. or Ocho instead.
Finally a little emotion from Carson and Marvin!
Down 24-3 at the half, there was a lot of concern for how bad the ass whoopin’ was going to be. I was thinking a 41-10 loss is where it would end up. But then Leon Hall makes an incredible interception and everyone was fired up. I mean, when you see Marvin Lewis drop his lid on the grass and run out and yell at his players, everyone has to be all jacked up right? Even Carson was getting into the act, bouncing all 0ver Chad Johnson for fucking up his routes. But as quickly as the 3rd QTR ended, so did the emotion.
The second half was fun to watch, but the result was still the same. Another loss! now sitting at 2 -4 and heading to Miami next week. Who by the way got royally fucked by a bullshit call regarding a fumble by the steelers on the goal line, with time running out. So you know their going to be pissed and treat the Bengals like an unwanted stray dog. In other words, just beat the shit out of them and send them on their way.
Look, the Bengals have a lot of very good individual players, but they suck as a team! I only hope the fire and emotion from Carson and Marvin carry over into the week and people start acting like they want to play football. Otherwise, the next 10 weeks are going to be very painful!
Bengals fall to 2-3 and it's all bullshit!
I’ve been a Bengals fan since I was 5 yrs old. So there’s been almost 32 yrs of highs and lows. I think the decade of 3-13 and 3-14 seasons were easier to take because I knew the Bengals sucked. I mean I was pulling for them every week, but every week I knew they were going to get killed. But with all the weapons the Bengals have on offense this year, there’s no reason for the offense to be so anemic. Afterall, they were in the Playoffs last year.
Ya know, the season opened against the Patriots. We all knew that would be a tough game. While we were hoping to win, we figured it would be a loss. So starting 0-1 was something we could deal with. Then there was the tough NFC North game with Baltimore. Low scoring, hard hitting, bang and get banged type of game and walked away with an ugly win. Then on the road to Carolina and the defense wins the game for us 20-7. So we’re sitting at 2-1, not really feeling good about the offense but we’re winning.
Then we go to Cleveland and lose to the Fucking Browns! Palmer throws for 371yds, TO piles up 222 yds and it wasn’t enough. Then an ugly loss to Tampa bay at home. So here we sit at 2-3.
And if you don’t think this shit has anything to do with TO being in the Locker Room, then you are out of your FUCKING MIND! All the Chemistry and Team Unity was lost when they signed TO. We’ve all known Marvin Lewis hasn’t had control of the locker room for several years. So there was no way he could maintain any stability with TO here. It has been evident in EVERY FUCKING GAME! They are trying too hard to get the ball to TO. You can see it in Carson’s eyes, like he’s intimidated by TO. It makes me fucking sick! (TO is close to going “T.O” too, more about that in the next post).
So at the bye week we’re 2-3, after the bye it only gets harder. The Falcons are on fire, Dolphins are playing solid, then Steelers – Colts – Bills (maybe a win here)….Then the Jets, The Saints, Steelers, Browns, Chargers, and Baltimore…….are you fucking kidding me? Tell me where the wins are coming from?
Mark my words, at best the Bengals will end the season with a 5-11 record. I’m a loyal Bengals fan, but I’m also a fucking realist. And unless Chad and TO get on the same page with Carson, we are fucked!
The term “Under Acheivers” is an epic understatement!
A WIN is a WIN……For Now!
Hope you boys are having fun!
In the end a WIN is a WIN. However, you can’t keep having games like this. Most of the time, when your TE is the leading receiver with 59yrds and your leading rusher only has 81 yrds, it means you just got your ass whooped in the NFL. Thankfully the Zimmers defense is keeping the Bengals in the game for the time being.
Being 2-1 right now isn’t bad, but they’ve gotta step this shit up against Cleveland and Tampa Bay over the next 2 weeks. Because after the Bye week the shit goes down hill. Steelers (twice), Colts, Jets, Saints, Chargers, and Baltimore. That’s a rough fucking schedule!
I don’t know if you watch football games like I watch football games. But I watch things like blocking, downfield blocking, backside hustle, etc etc. And yesterday I could’ve punched T.O. in his fucking head, because his blocking looked a lot like Palmers blocking. On several occassions he quit blocking before the play was over. The sad thing is that the play was coming his way.
You want us to start drinking the Kool-Aid, you boys need to step your game up!
Sign Terrell and go to Bengal Hell!
Somebody answer these questions for me….Why the hell is Carson Palmer working out with Terrell Owens? Why the fuck is he talking about how impressed he is with him? After all the shit we’ve been through as Bengals fans, is there anyone out there in The Jungle that wants to see this cry baby in Cincinnati?!?!?!?!? This dude is undeniably the fucking Anti-Christ! He’s a cancer everywhere that he goes. Sure T.O. is going to be putting on his best face right now, but his resume show’s exactly who he is. The dude is unemployed, probably only has 2yrs left, and he’s looking for a pay day. On top of it, only the RAMS and BENGALS are showing interest. Shouldn’t that be a clue? Nobody wants this parasite on their team. There was at one point, a brief rumor about T.O. going to Washington with McNabb. But that rumor was cut short. Because you know McNabb said he wasn’t sharing his momma’s chunky campbell’s soup with this bitch anymore! Fuck T.O.! You know as soon as Carson hit’s Chad for a TD pass and not T.O., he’ll be in his hotel room faking another suicide, talking about how nobody loves him. Somebody give this dude a hug and send him on his way.