Douchebag-o wants to change his name again
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Can anyone be surprised, this idiot needs more media love?…So much that he’ll invent a reason to be heard….JUST GO AWAY already!!!!
Chad Ochocinco appeared on ESPN’s “NFL Live” on Tuesday and said it’s time for a change… a name change.”I don’t have a choice right now,” Ochocinco said. “I’ve done enough with the Ocho thing.”The Cincinnati Bengals receiver changed his last name from Johnson to Ochocinco in 2008.
Ochocinco also commented on the remarks Bengals coach Marvin Lewis made on Monday, claiming that Bill Belichick smart enough to not pursue the Bengals star wideout.”If Belichick is smarter than that, then why am I still there?” Ochocinco asked.
He went on to say (LIE) that he does not want to go anywhere else and that he loves the Cincinnati fans.
HA!…”He loves the fans in Cincy”, Who are you fooling THIS time, Jerkass?…You love the Cincy fan because you think there’s NO END to the blind love, and their gullible nature!!?…Where else would he been given this much rope?….Where else would losses mount, and the same old crap be acceptable?…Who else would take Chad’s shit, or buy his stupid anti-football antics? Like Marvin said, “Bilichick is smarter than that”!…and so are the New England fans! Jackass stunts that bring no value to the team aren’t tolerated in towns where winning Football is played….Cincy fans, though, require them to help numb the brain after 4-12 seasons! All we get here are sound bits and twits explaining to us how great YOU think you are, and little to nothing to support the claims. They are as empty as your promises and as meaningless as you self-fulfilling boasts!
So, change your name again, “twit”-man! Maybe “Chud Twitter Twit”? Ochochoco? Chad Zuckerberg? Patriot Trademeguy,..Chad Noonecares? While you’re at it, change your zip code too! Just stop with the “New England wants me” crap…instead, make it something reasonable, like Pakistan?…..or, Carolina?
Why not trying Just Shutting the Hell up, for once…
….or, for good!?!…No, some stupid ass no credentialed writer with a Sony pcm d50 (those are bad ass, btw..) that he got at his bar mitzvah has to stick it in jerkasses’ face, for comment. Naturally these idiots forget they are 2-8, AND that 3rd grade locker-room barbs are ridiculous in a “PRO” game!…Still, this is the WWF influence creeping into real sports, and apparently its not going anywhere since “Joe-Public” thinks its “neat-o”! Must have something to due with the general lack of real teeth in a mouth, that causes someone to find this shit entertaining.?? WHAT happened to playing the freakin’ game?…oh, right, these are NFL wr’s, and we’re in Cincinnati!…Got it!
Terrell Owens sound bites are always stupid and juvenile at best: -Tuesday, he may have outdone himself.
He called New York Jetscornerback Darrelle Revisan average cornerback.
OK, maybe he has said worse, but Revis and average don’t really go together.
“Just an average corner to me,” the Bengals wide receiver told reporters in Cincinnati. “Everybody has assessed his abilities as far as what he did last year, shutdown corner, this and that. He did very well last year. But I think I’m looking forward to the challenge, just like he’s looking forward to the challenge.”
Revis bit his tongue.
“I’ll see him on Thursday night,” Revis told ESPNNewYork.com. “… Everybody knows T.O. He’s going to be T.O.”
For the record, Revis has 17 tackles and no interceptions on the season. In his defense, Revis got off to a slow start this year because of a hamstring injury that caused him to miss two games. Prior to this season, Revis has been known as one of the top cornerbacks in the league. Last season, Revis was regarded as the league’s best at his position.
“No disrespect, he’s only done one thing for one year,” Owens said. “You talk about shutdown corners, you need to repeatedly do it, year in and year out. I think he did it one year, and everybody made a lot of hoopla about it.”
The Owens-Revis feud stems from previous occasions.
During a TV interview last offseason, Revis called Owens a “slouch” when his name was mentioned in a word-association game.
Owens has taken the “slouch” comment to heart.
“After the season, around the Super Bowl, so many media people pumping him up, with him shutting so many people down, he came out and said that I was a slouch, myself and Randy,” Owens said. “You know, I heard it. It’s in the back of my mind.”
After the second game between the two last season, Revis said Owens got frustrated because he couldn’t get the ball.
This season, however, Owens has been anything but a slouch, ranking among the league leaders in catches (62) and receiving yards (897) to go along with eight touchdowns.
Earlier this season, Owens referred to Revis and fellow corner Antonio Cromartieas cartoon characters Ren and Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy, apparently, are going to the PLAYOFFS while “Batman and the Boy Blunder” will not!).
Owens and Revis will meet Thursday night at the New Meadowlands Stadium. On Monday, Revis said that he will be covering Owens, not Chad Ochocinco.
Let’s get it on
OKay, on one hand, I get it…Who’s gonna pay attention to a pathetically under-achieving team, unless one of their diarrhea mouths goes on the “wire” and says something stupid?…On the other hand, what does this EVER accomplish?….Is Revis gonna eat crow, or feel bad, or play poorly because TO calls him average, or anything else?…Chud did this same tired bullshit last year, and Revis shut HIS crap-hole up!….Ocho-blowhard even said he’d change his name back, if Revis was able to do what he did…TWICE!…Revis delivered, and Ocho-stinko proved once again he’s just a puss-bag of hot air. He’s still got that ridiculous made-for-tv asshole name, and he’s still nowhere closer to helping the team win playoff game #1. So, NOW his Batman Buddy goes out and calls out a cornerback on a team actually playing well and playing to expectations. WHY?…so some one will feed the junkie his “fix” for one more day? Maybe TO can issue a similar challenge (like Ocho-crapmouth did last year) and then when HE loses, will back out too…???
Cincy Asshole-player factor – HIGH,…Win total – low. Biz as usual her in the ‘nati.
There were a few fans in this town that saw (and predicted) this coming,….and, there were those of you who doubted me.
Its not gonna stop, ya know…
….it cant, its out of control!…..FACTOID: The last time the Bengals won a game -on September 26th- the Reds hadn’t yet clinched the NL Central -ouch! Thankfully, there are still camera’s at the games!
THE Bungles are gonna beat bUFfalo, sure, but then its back to their familiar ways. They are gonna finish with 6 wins, and even one will be a “BIG” win….still, 6-10 with small promise will only help Mikey Brown sell more promise, in 2011. And as good little payees, most will buy in again next year.
This (season) isn’t just a disappointment. This season is business as usual for Mike Brown’s Bengals, and 2005\2009 serve as just aberrations from the norm over the past 20 years. Let’s not over glorify the 2005 and 2009 season’s either…They ended with exactly zero playoff wins. Anywhere outside of Cincinnati, that is a stupentous disaster of a season.
Many NFL “people” are saying that the Bungle 2010 flop is on kiel with the Dallas and Minny-sota slides. They are right, of course, but they fail to factor in the Mikey Brown element!
So, what’s the answer?….Stop attending games?…Join forces with the Steelers? (Doc’s all over THAT proposal!), or an ALL out switch to the College Game? Its just not that easy! I know, I’ve tried too! I HATE Mike Brown,…I HATE Chud and TO (yeah, I know their stats, doesn’t matter!)…..For those ass-hats the losing is good, but for the rest, and the town? - its just not right. Can the NFL step in and force changes? Maybe, but why would they? The Bungles sell out, and no one wins from a lawsuit of this kind…except, of course, those leech-like lawyers. In the end Mikey would keep his team, and several million dollars goes from one entity, to several law firms.
I stopped going to games after Chud cost the team a chance to win a playoff game in 2005, save for three games. In those cases I was awarded tickets….I’ve been awarded tickets to several other games too, but refused. Still, I can’t stop hoping that some day, Mike and the idiot wr’s will be gone, and there will be tailgates by the stadium once again in my future. No, I’m not holding my breath.
As the Ocho Turns…
yeah! a camera!...."ME ME me me me me me"....
….What a freakin’ RIOT!…Ocho-Stinko is crying about being double covered!
“They double me every week, allow me to be available,” Ochocinco told the Cincinnati Enquirer. “It’s not flattering because they do the same thing every week. It doesn’t become flattering, it becomes frustrating.
“You have to put yourself in my shoes. To go week in and week out, to take 85 away and not do anything. It’s not a compliment, not after Week 9.”
At one point in the fourth quarter, the Bengals pulled Ochocinco so he could calm down.
Oh, little Ocho, go have you a Quarter Cheese and pout a little more on your silly ass “reality” show! YOU’RE the one who said you were “HOF” material, YOU’RE the one sending stupid ass T-Shirts to the DB’s on the other team, YOU were the one who put up that STUPID ass chart about “Who could cover” you….YOU were the one who made yourself those “purty” shoes in Indy a few years ago; YOU were the one buying and then delivering yourself a Truck to the field for a playoff game!…–and now YOU’RE whaling about being shut down?…..Revis, Revis, Revis! HAHAHAHA! Yeah, and now YOU’d have the fans think double coverage ONLY happens against YOU! Yo, this is 2010, not 1810, stupid ass. Double coverages happens everywhere! You remember Jerry Rice crying about being doubled-up?…Marvin Harrison?…Even Mikey Irvin? Yeah, they all had to get a back rub during a Monday Night game against a rival, because they were unable to play the game! Hall of Fame material, yeah, that’s a hot one
HOF’ers do this alla time:
The Ocho, who had just one catch for 15 yards and looked like he was going to blow a gasket just like he did the last time he was on Monday night against the Patriots in 2007. After jawing with Palmer and throwing his hands in the air, The Ocho even got yelled at by left tackle Andrew Whitworth
. After Andre Smith
Marvin Lewis and the gang (AKA: Mike Brown’s family members) can call it what they want, but this guy continues to be a non-factor when the team needs its “stars” to step up…But never has this idiot ever taken the blame for anything. Even back a few years ago when he supposedly wanted “out”, he didn’t step up and denounce his antics. He just went off and thought doing some more BS dances would be enUFf. Sadly, it worked on many and they welcomed him back…Then again, this is a town that loves losing Football games! Hell, even a twice discarded Randy Moss found a new home within a few days, you can’t tell me a “prime-time” guy like (laugh) Ocho wouldn’t have garnered great interest, if THAT’s what the Football community really thought of him? He didn’t have any takers, because he only plays in 4-5 games a year, and winning teams demand more than that! 2-6, with games AT Indy, Pittsburgh and Baltimore left!?!? Yeah, .500 ain’t in the cards this year, but hopefully your dumbass TV show will continue, huh. That’s all that matters anyway!
TO?….looks like he’ll be back (next year) too. Unlike Chud, though, he’s produced…of course, its because of Chud drawing the coverage, right? Maybe if Chud continues to whine and cry about the coverages, the other teams will take pity on him, and lighten up! (uh, its worked to a tune of a 2-6 record so far, so YOU do the math!)…Actually, I’m sure of it. I was contacted by the Colts a few minutes ago, and asked if I’d play corner for them so Chud can build back up his stats! So send me my T-Shirt, PROP-man, and get back out that “Oh so important-to-the-game” Coverage Chart of yours,….its spelled “UFreak”…and unlike your new name, try and spell it right! Cap “U”, Cap “F”, lower case “r, e, a, k”…..Then brag the big brag about how you had a big night for your 2-6 team!…soon to be 2-7 team.
READ THIS….and check out the “comments” while you’re there!….Funny stUFf! -”PLEASE DICK, CALL OFF THE DOGS!”…”I wanna catch some passes man!”..”It makes my “show” so much better if I’ve had some catches!!”…hahahaha!
Why doesn't Rugby catch on here?
Well, unlike Mikey Vick, apparently some Rugby players DO favor DOGS, still, I’m not sold on this “game”!
So, maybe a possible Bungle loss to the hated Steelers wont be so bad?…That or you could always tune into that “T-Ocho-dud-o” show, i guess?…but reports say not many of you are!:
…”Though the ratings may be on par with the Saturday morning encore showing of Best of Canadian Auxiliary Parliament on C-Span 4, this week’s edition of the T. Ocho Show on Versus contained the usual amount of inflammatory commentary from Bengals receivers Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco
Two prissy bitches pretending to be Batman and Robin?…How good could that be?…Enjoy the Monday Night Game, tonight! and remember:
Pittsburgh is getting ready for "Bungle Week"
You know I would love to talk shit about this dudes video, but what the fuck can I say? The Bengals are sitting at 2-5 and haven’t shown a sign of life yet.
The only hope we have is that T.O. and Ocho Cinco can figure out how to dance on the biggest stage of all, Monday Night Football! Mark my words people, if T.O. gets shutdown on MNF, he publicly lose his mind.
Dumbass Chud (Ochostinko), does it again
..and AGAIN, the Bungles lose when he does this shit!
Ochostinko arranged to have some tee-shirts made up, and sent to the Atlanta Falcons secondary…yeah, “YAWN!”….Anyway, The TEAM (you know that entity he gives a rat’s ass about, unless they’re also willing to promote HIM!) lost to go 2-4 and nowhere near where they thought they’d be at this point.
Sir Douchebag chews up his “free-time” getting silly ass shirts made up, and sent off to the opposing team….to lose? I was able to find some fans reactions to this next idiotic move, Ocho-dickhead graced us with:
1. How stupid, petty and childish. Appropriate for Chad.
Posted at 12:31 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by JLS
2. I think he’s hilarious. Some people need to lighten up.Posted at 1:20 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Bubba3. That queen. He’s so fey. Such an obvious closet case!!Posted at 1:23 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Dee Dee Russell4. He is such a douche bag….He has a child that he doesnt even take care of or has seen. It was even on his show. He is a dead beat loser.Posted at 4:20 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by i keeps it real5. YEAH THIS DOUCHE BAG HAS NEVER HAD A PLAYOFF TOUCHDOWN. IDIOT ACTS LIKE HE IS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF A DION SANDER, TERREL OWENS OR JERRY RICE. I BELIEVE HE TAUNTED THE JETS LAST YEAR AND THE JETS SHUT HIS ASS DOWN IN 2 CONSECUTIVE GAMES (THE LAST GAME OF REGULAR SEASON AND A PLAYOFF GAME). GUY RUNS HIS MOUTH MORE THAN RUNS FOR THE ENDZONE. A LEGEND AND STAR IN HIS OWN MIND. WHAT A DOUCHE.Posted at 4:59 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Keith6. The shirt is about Ocho Cincos new Iphone app, its a game based on Ocho Cinco.If you need me Im at @Elgatosylvestre twitter.Posted at 5:11 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Elgatosylvestre7. I’ll bet the Falcons are really afraid of a 2-3 team.Posted at 5:49 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by ManiacalZebra8. The Bengals are 2-3 (2-4), not exactly a winning record. Didn’t his douch partner, TO, say he was guaranteeing they were going to the Superbowl?Use the shirts to wipe yourself and send them back to him.Posted at 6:51 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by CJ9. They’re cute. Can I get one?Posted at 7:14 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Hey Now10. He’s just having a little fun and I bet the other teams have a good laugh over it all. No big deal.Posted at 7:37 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Sassy11. I hope they **** on those shirts and send it back to him! Falcons!!!Posted at 7:49 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by aweee12. We here in Cincy think they should just PRACTICE more.Posted at 7:50 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Sin D13. Come on tmz do you need me to come work for you, the shirt is about his new Iphone app thats coming out it’s a video game based on Ocho Cinco. If you need me contact me @ElgatosylvestretwitterPosted at 7:51 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by Elgatosylvestre14. That’s hilarious dude is just having fun. where can i get a shirt?Posted at 7:52 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by FIGGy15. Another lame publicity stunt from Ochocoono. I hope Dunta Robinson lays another hit on him, like the one he layed on DeSean Jackson….It’s about time that fool got his clock cleaned.Posted at 8:11 AM on Oct 20, 2010 by BallaBlocka
I think MAYBE???….MAYBE its time for this moron to “grow-up” a little, and prove to the fans in Cincy that he cares about winning MORE than ass-clowning?…This clown act cannot still be fresh enUFf for ANYONE to find “funny”; can it?! I know he’s never cared about the team, but isn’t it about time the rest of the fans here realize this too? Give us wins, then act like a fucking retard, huh?…Or, how ’bout just get us some damn wins, and STFU?
Not sure where this Kid got his stats on the Bengals, but it's pretty depressing!
All I can say is….ummmmm, the boy’s gotta a point!
Get outta Town Mikey Brown!
Bengals fall to 2-3 and it's all bullshit!
I’ve been a Bengals fan since I was 5 yrs old. So there’s been almost 32 yrs of highs and lows. I think the decade of 3-13 and 3-14 seasons were easier to take because I knew the Bengals sucked. I mean I was pulling for them every week, but every week I knew they were going to get killed. But with all the weapons the Bengals have on offense this year, there’s no reason for the offense to be so anemic. Afterall, they were in the Playoffs last year.
Ya know, the season opened against the Patriots. We all knew that would be a tough game. While we were hoping to win, we figured it would be a loss. So starting 0-1 was something we could deal with. Then there was the tough NFC North game with Baltimore. Low scoring, hard hitting, bang and get banged type of game and walked away with an ugly win. Then on the road to Carolina and the defense wins the game for us 20-7. So we’re sitting at 2-1, not really feeling good about the offense but we’re winning.
Then we go to Cleveland and lose to the Fucking Browns! Palmer throws for 371yds, TO piles up 222 yds and it wasn’t enough. Then an ugly loss to Tampa bay at home. So here we sit at 2-3.
And if you don’t think this shit has anything to do with TO being in the Locker Room, then you are out of your FUCKING MIND! All the Chemistry and Team Unity was lost when they signed TO. We’ve all known Marvin Lewis hasn’t had control of the locker room for several years. So there was no way he could maintain any stability with TO here. It has been evident in EVERY FUCKING GAME! They are trying too hard to get the ball to TO. You can see it in Carson’s eyes, like he’s intimidated by TO. It makes me fucking sick! (TO is close to going “T.O” too, more about that in the next post).
So at the bye week we’re 2-3, after the bye it only gets harder. The Falcons are on fire, Dolphins are playing solid, then Steelers – Colts – Bills (maybe a win here)….Then the Jets, The Saints, Steelers, Browns, Chargers, and Baltimore…….are you fucking kidding me? Tell me where the wins are coming from?
Mark my words, at best the Bengals will end the season with a 5-11 record. I’m a loyal Bengals fan, but I’m also a fucking realist. And unless Chad and TO get on the same page with Carson, we are fucked!
The term “Under Acheivers” is an epic understatement!