Poor, Poor, POOR Mr (Marcus) Jordan…..(son of the MAN, Michael Jordan) He’s in quite a fix, down in UCF, ain’t “him”!?!?!

What a complex problem young Mr Jordan is faced with here. GOOD GAWD can’t we have a benefit for this young man…..Holy Flying ass-crap Batman, Marcus Jordan just CAN’T wear free Adidas shoes! And “Oh my gawd” why should he, huh?!?!?

WHOA IS MARCUS!

Ya know, tUFf friggin’ Twinkies MARCUS!….maybe you should have researched your chosen school a little bit more before you signed on to play there. Adidas sponsors the school, DEAL WITH it! Christ, with all the problems out there, THIS one deserves more media coverage??!….Please, please, PLEASE, Corporate Adidas, let this man wear a FREE NIKE shoe when he plays for his team, which you sponsor!…What total and complete CRAP!…Wear the gawd-damn Adidas shoe, you elitist punk! THEY’RE FREE!…You only HAVE to wear them for 20 and 20 on game days!….When “ur chillin’” you can wear your proud papa’s shoes ALL YOU WANT!…get over it, your Dad wore the “company” shoe he was “GIVEN” to wear, now its your turn.

“I want to honor the family name, and wear Nike”!….well, hawt damn, dude, you should have gone to a Nike team! Freakin’ kids these days,…..ITS JUST A SHOE!…your TEAM-MATES will be wearing them!…If you’re too good to wear them, maybe transfer the HAIL out!. OR!,…just tUFf it out Marcus, it builds character, which you’re obviously lacking!

Aging and skill-sliding veteran NBA Baller Allen Iverson says “God picked Memphis for him to continue his NBA career“….REALLY “AI”?….did God do that for you?…&/or, us?

Be sure to thank the big Guy for ME, eh, “AL”!?….With all the horrible shit going on in the World these days, its sure nice to know the Holy-One is focusing on YOUR BASKETBALL career, ….ASS! Screw the dying children, terrorists mis-using their religious beliefs to kill, or all that other shit that’s actually IMPORTANT, no,..God needs to take ALL summer to figure out which of the 2 teams (and only 1 NBA team), that can use your diminishing skill-set and undying need to throw up 44 shots a game, YOU should sign with!…Yeah, YOU make less people believe in the “Supreme Being” with your crap. Forrest Gump wouldn’t need 13 seconds to un-encrypt this masterful mystery, so I’m betting God’s mental capacity wouldn’t require 3 months!!

Let’s start calling it what it is, dude…since we’re all intersted in “Keeping it REAL”!…right? You being the “Keeping it Real” guy and all.

Iverson didn’t have a lot of suitors this offseason. Memphis, Miami and Charlotte were most aggressive in their pursuits, but the combination of a cut in next season’s cap, down to $57.7 million, along with the prospect of even lower cap and luxury tax numbers for the 2010-11 season, dried up most of the potential marketplace for veterans. Portland, one of the few teams with room this summer, had no interest in Iverson, and the contending teams with mid-level exceptions went in different directions.

You had TWO low-rung teams looking to add a player for under 4 mil…..which in today’s game is, unfortunately, a bargain. BUT!..YOUR gonna “tweet” (how nice, Tweeting!,..that’s so sweet!) how God has a plan for you?…You had Memphis or Greece as legit choices. I’m pretty sure God knew this was as big a no brainer as everyone else KNEW it to be. I don’t follow the NBA, and I knew that!…(Jackasses like Iverson being a big reason for THAT, of course). You didn’t need God here “Practice-guy”, that freakin’ machine in the Movie “BIG” could have done this for ya! Next time you need to use God to improve your imagine, just,..just,..try “Keeping it real” instead, JERKASS!

Remember 2002,..back in your Philly days? Was it GOD then too, who told you to storm into an apartment building with guns drawn, to look for your wife?….Was the big guy involved in THAT tactical plan too, Bud?….ASS! Just stop, enjoy your gift and NBA career,…just quit including anyone else in this dynamic desicion to sign a BBall contract with your ONLY OPTION! Even asking God for help on a one-answer question is stupid, but to say “HE” provided you with the answer is like saying you need “reminders” to breath!……ASS!

First the Reds leave Florida (Spring Training) for Arizona, and now,….pretty much the next best thing going in Cincinnati, Sean Miller leaves for the Painted Dessert too. DANG!…..Hard to blame the guy, but “X” fans will BBQ his nads ANYway!…..hey, at least we still have Marvin and Baker, eh?   (sorry, that doesn’t help any does it…)So long, Mr Miller,…..thanks for building the “X”  team up!…Best o’Luck in that hot (but dry) heat out there!….I hear they have the BEST Quesadillas out there….

BYE BYE!

No. 1  Louisville
No. 2 Pittsburgh
No. 3 Connecticut
No. 4 Villanova

No. 5 Marquette
No. 6 Syracuse
No. 7 West Virginia
No. 8 Providence

No. 9 Cincinnati
No. 10 Notre Dame
No. 11 Seton Hall
No. 12 Georgetown

No. 13 St. John’s
No. 14 South Florida
No. 15 Rutgers
No. 16 DePaul

If UC is the #9 team, and they need a miracle to get “in”, how is it Huggy’s bunch is so cozy @ #7?…..Ahh, I’ll just despise him later!

How many BIG “E” teams make it?,..in your opinion?….If UC is #9, they can’t get nine in unless one of the bottom eight win out>….or, they some how justify Notre Dame in there (again)….Wait, is there a bracket out in Hawai’i this year?….

…or do they NEED to beat Louisville, Pitt or Syracuse to clinch a spot? (barring a tremendous run int the BigEast Tourney)

The thought here is, they are “in” if they go (as expected) 4-3 to end the year, and (maybe) 1-1 in the BETourney. If it comes down to UC vs WVU (and how cool would THAT be!?!??!), I say UC gets the nod, particularly after they smoke Huggy again in 2 weeks.

Your thoughts?….go here:  http://www.fatguysports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1164

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Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled NBA programming to bring you this breaking YouTube clip that is of the utmost basketball importance. (Slight exaggeration.) Via With Leather, here’s video of Ike Nwamu and Deuce Bello of Westchester Country Day School pulling off a designed double alley-oop in a recent high school game. It’s ridiculous.

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