How do you know if its been a WILD Xmas Party?
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THIS is how…
http://www.trutv.com/video/top-twenty-most-shocking/wasted-santa.html#link=DCZ
Is that Billy Bob Thorton?….”BAaaadddd Santa!”
Christmas, and the NFL
Christmas is right around the corner, and you know what that means: NFL cheerleading squads have busted out the Christmas themed uniforms.
Not a moment too soon, because I know you were all getting pretty tired of looking at gorgeous cheerleaders in “everyday” skimpy outfits, right? Okay, maybe not! Still, we do really like the skimpy Christmas “get-ups”. Thankfully, there’s a place to go where they RANK the best of The NFL has to offer!… http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/12/21/15-best-christmas-themed-cheerleader-uniforms-in-the-nfl/
Enjoy! Oh, and No Thanks to YOU PITTSBURGH!….Apparently suggestive hotties dancing on the sidelines distracts YOUR fans and players! So, jam THAT into your over-stuffed trophy case, and –!…Yeah, I know!…..I would too! — MERRY XMAS!
So, Tim Tebow got the starting job in Denver?
Seems Stephen ASS Smith, The racist ESPN resident asshole has been shoving a little crow down his cake-hole of late. He’s dumber than I thought!
http://search.espn.go.com/skip-bayless/videos/6
yeah, he and Skippy both are!
Seems like Mr Tebow has one Olympian/World class sports figure in his “corner”…
Lindsey Vonn a fan – and friend
“I got to see the Broncos’ amazing comeback win Sunday with Tim Tebow’s family, with his brother Robby and his dad and another brother in their private box. It was really fun. … A lot of people are wondering what’s up with me and the Tebows. I’m just friends with the family.”
- Olympic ski champion Lindsey Vonn
http://www.my-photo-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Lindsey-Vonn.jpg
Fat Guy Incarceration, uh, “Vacation” is over!
Apparently they take those posted laws SERIOUSLY in them Island Country’s now -Damn disappearing blondes! Anyway, we’ve been released and the lawyers tell us our time served should be enough.
So, We’re Back!…..We want to Thank all those who sent us letters of support, those really helped get us through the grim times. The things we’ve seen, and the things Doc had to do (for cigarettes) would surely scar a mortal.
Anyway, It’s Bowl Season! and that is the greatest sports Month of the year! We will get rev’d back up this week (still going thru some final delousing treatments) and have LOTS to share with all yee good little boys and girls! — thanks again for your patience!
….hey, yuh,…anyone know how Florida and Ohio State finished up their seasons???
Super Draft Week!
if you haven’t signed up for THE Super Draft! Well, then you’re an idiot!
There is hope for you though, but you’ll have to act fast! Visit www.cincysoftball.com and look for the Super Draft App/Form. It’s not Rocket science! Hell, even Doc managed it! So, sign up! The Draft’s draft is tomorrow night.
If you’re lucky, you’ll get to team up with The Doc himself! Usually when he’s on a softball field, hilarity ensues!
So, cya at MAB (mid-America ball yard) Thursday night, and then ALL day Saturday!
Don’t be like Ronnie Baird, and forever regret the decision to pass on this event! No one who’s ever played in this tourney, didn’t have a good time
Cleveland has this Bar
http://fatguysbarandgrill.com/default.aspx
Soooo, maybe there IS a reason to go to Cleveland, now??
ESPN is making you a bitch….
…one three hour Sunday at a time!
Tell me wtf can be said for 3hours before any game? Well, if you’ve been dumb enough to watch (guilty) you know what the show has become; A freakin’ Soap Oprah!
Human Interest stories?….Behind the scene stories on home lives? Gawd, we’ve become a Nation of pussies!
Football was suppose to be immune to the crap platform that has become “modern tv”. Everything needs an interpretation these days….From the clown-ass questions they ask the players, to the sappy commentary. Just show us the game, and be dome with it!
Why ESPN?,….why are you turning football into a game for sissy’s?
It’s as dumb as that Taco Bell commercial for a flat bread chicken sandwich….that they run every 12 seconds!
The Shark says Tiger is DONE?….
…well, maybe its just his turn!??…Everyone wants to feel needed; -makes’a the world go round!
Greg Norman, former #1 Golfer in the WORLD! (impressed???) said this,…yes he “did-illy-li-do-did”! (Did anyone get the number of that Ned Flanders bus that just ran me over there???)…. http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,2094244,00.html?sct=uk_t2_a9
I personally think Tiger will win more Majors but maybe, like Ken Griffey Jr, he will fall short of expectations. Griffey 2.0 was a near lock to eclipse the Home Run mark set by Aaron, and then broken by Cheater Barroids Bonds! He missed it!….injuries and better options came along.
Winning Majors, or finishing your career with more Home Runs than anyone else, is more than just establishing the pace early in your career. You have health and fame to deal with! Fame like those players before never even thought about! For Tiger, its probably the battle with motivation! Not the motivation of playing golf!…or of playing GREAT golf….but of “why” bother playing great golf, when I already have everything I’ll ever want! His addictions are golf and cha-chinging “party-ass”…..He’s already mastered great golf, so why not spend the rest of his (relatively young) life bagging the freakiest freaks he can afford? Who wouldn’t at least THINK that? -After all, EVERYTHING a man does in his WHOLE life, is base on the pusuit of ass! It may not be the one you’re tied down to, but you want hawt ass! This is the motivation Tiger might be dealing with, more than the “oh, everyone’s whispering things about me” like The Shark suggests! Does ANYONE think he really “learned” anything in that Sex-addict clinic? -you think ANYone wood,..uh, would? Its like sending an alcoholic to re-hab; They only go to say they tried!
So, someone stuck a microphone in another Sports figures face, and out came something print-worthy! Greg Norma(n)l doesn’t think Tiger will over-come the distractions and win anymore!….Ok, fine. He may not need to!…he’s still far ahead of just about everyone else!
The Big(L)East is about to Fall?…
Well, Stand up, already!
Jump in bed with TexASS, Okly, and Okly State!…..Kansas and K-State would be good too. Baylor, Iowa State and Texas Tech should stay around for fodder. -TAMU and Mizzu are goners!
UC, UConn (if it can agree to stay), Boston College, Lo’ville, Rutgers, WVU, TCU and maybe USF would prove to be a powerful and far reaching 16 Team Conference!….Of course you’d have to accept the name “Texas Longhorns, and their Bitches15″ for a name, because Texas ain’t sharing shit with anyone! Still, like John Goodman at Thanksgiving, there’s bound to be leftovers, right?….or,…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOesuPiHnLY
ok, maybe not?…
Either way, its better than starving!..or, its equal to starving. I’m not sure, I’m not a meteorologist here! With the pull of basketball teams, the Big(L)East has something of value to offer Texas and the BiG12/10/whatever! Most importantly, the flavor of Texas will still be strong with The Longhorns, Baylor, T-Tech, TCU and 3/4 of the Oklahoma roster ALL proudly representing the Alamo State!
16 team conferences are going to be the norm, so why not jump all the way!?!?!…