COOKE cleans up SAVARD: BOOM!

CLEAN hit or Cheap shot? Pittsburgh and Boston are becoming as heated as the old Philly/Rangers use to be. It looks like Cooke will be suspended for this shot. Kinda think it was a purposely dropped elbow, but hey, its hockey!…

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What else are Stretch-pants for?….sheesh!

Easy,…if you even think like THIS……

If you OR anyone you know flips out like this kid did/does, and “feels the urge” to KILL a player/friend/coworker/fatguy/whomever?…(and, that includes a player in  ANY Sport, not just one the condones on-the-playing-surface” fighting, like Hockey; But ALL Sports….Rivalry rich Soccer included, and even Nancy Karrigan types in Ice dancing, or what ever they call that sport where girls with fantastic butts, do the spinning and jumping stUFf?…yeah, them too), then YOU are the one who needs to go! Seek help, or just do the right thing and mouth a .45! (and not the one that comes in  40oz can!). Sure,…that’s the ticket!..sometimes, the only REAL relief you’re gonna get, is from the blissful release of a well ventilated head! Why live in that torture, or further burden your family with a trial?…Your team has already lost!..Nothing but a comfortable bed of freshly turned dirt can accommodate you now!

If OvaryhKin, Kystkkysritynovic, or some other 12 constanents in a row Last named Hockey player beats your team in a game?,….show your disappointment, and move ON! Time for some control, there bub! Put on the BIG-Boy pants, its just a game! Maybe your kid has too much lead paint in his diet or something???

We all “don’t” like SOME players,..hey!…Manny-being-Manny is, in my opinion, an ASSHOLE!!!!…ooops,….well, I did preface that by saying “in my opinion”, right?…Anyway, asshole Manny isn’t my favorite player, but to go to the point to even SAY you want to kill him?….man, there are a LOT of PILLS in your future, and I’m not talking about the fun ones!

“Sports, its what’s for dinner“!….wait, that makes NO sense at ALL!….pppffttt, never mind!…..”Got MILK”?…

“VIOLENCE!…don’t play that game“….YEAH!..I got it!!!!!

The Cincinnati Cyclones finished off the JACKS 4-0, and advance to play in the Conference Finals. The defending Kelly Cup Champions will face So Carolina or Florida (So Carolina leads 2 games to one right now), for the right to play for a 2nd straight Kelly Cup title!

The Clones have mapped out their home games, at USBank Arena: Games 3, 4, and 5*  GAME 4 recap.

The Cincy Cyclones and the Girly-bitch Jackals from Elmira, take it to the ice, in ROUND 2.  

2008-2009 Regular Season Series

Games: JACKals won 4 of seven vs the ‘Clones this season (lucky bitches)

…..freakin’ soms-uh-bitches!. 6-0,  and the home team can’t win a game, here….in the first round.

This chit is getting annoying,…take a home game ‘Clones!…This Tuesday, April 20th, here in the nati. Shit, get it done already guys!

GAME 6

I watched the last 3 minutes, and particularly after the Boston U Coach called his last time out, stunned and completely under some “you-can’t-turn-away-from-this-even-if-wanted-to” trance!….and I could swear that last minute.30 or so (since that last face-off in the BU end, when they had to re-enter their Goalie) took, like, 4 freakin’ days!…..

Something kept telling me that Miami was NOT going to hold their 3-1 lead….I watched and remember thinking, this is a long ass 4 days!…..with 59.8 seconds, Miami failed to clear the puck properly,..it was stolen, and returned to the front of the net for a mini-cross and a score. The fate of those under-dog Hawks seemed ripe. Boston U was the better team, apparently (I hadn’t followed College Hockey that closely, but they kept SAYING it, so..) and with the extra skater, Miami couldn’t even clear it once to the line, in order to flip one home…they didn’t even get close. I’m a casual hockey fan, but that tying goal (44 seconds later) by BU was impressive….They had to know time was fading (and NOT fast enUFf either!), but the discipline to make that extra tap pass right, even as the dude was in front of the goal, was super!…it was a great goal….a great big kick in the crotch goal!

I genuinely felt bad for these Miami guys,…National Title bath, just a minute away,…then,….all gone. I admit, I couldn’t watch the start of the OT period. I went to refresh a beverage, and when I came back,….well, it was quick. A slap from the left side, and it skims off the left leg of the Miami Goalie;..BOOM,- light the lamp!, game over!. I kinda felt like I’d just watch the Gator lose, in a way…..although had that BEEN a Gator team, I’d be at HHGregg this bright chilly morning.

I wanted to give out a CONGRATES to the Miami Hockey team I only got to know last night!,…and I think I’ll be a fan here going forward. Hopefully they get past this crushing defeat, and turn it into a rally point for next year.

Cincinnati’s finest, The CLONES wrapped up the division title, with a 6-0 splunking of Johnston on the final night. Home field thru the first 2 rounds, and momentum going forward with a Kelly Cup repeat. Well done guys!

OK,..so its not REALLY a logo,…still, Kelly Cup action begins Tuesday, the day after the frozen opening day Reds game….how appropriate!