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What else are Stretch-pants for?….sheesh!

… anyone else who died this week….and the list is distinguished for sure!
Sure, she was dying for a long while now,…..what, April she was in the hospital, and it was pretty well known then that this day would come,.; but SHE was who we all thought about when,…well, “when”! Long before there were partners, there was Farrah!…..No one can say that about Bud-Ed, Bible-face-the-Semi-Truck dude or the White Chick that use to be a Black Dude!…

I say, Fire off a final farewell to Farrah tonight, guys!…..She gave so much of herself, back oh those many years ago….I don’t mean to suggest incorporating yourselves (that’s just SICK!), but a proper 21 “gunner” send off is certainly warranted here. She’d have done it for you!……at least she’d have “nipped” thru her shirt for ya! 

Hail the NON-ped’o'phile, her “chair was not my son” too!!

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Ok boys and girls, The Doc promised a whole new crop of Hotties and the Doc has delivered.
I know I promised the Hotties Every Mon, Wed, and Fri….but I’ve been busy dammit!
Besides, The Doc is coming strong with this one! 

This chick is the definition of hot!  The only problem I have, is why doesn’t she have more pictures????

Anyway, Meet Molly, coming strong and representing Northern Kentucky! 
And I have to tell you, most of the chicks that I have coming up over the course of the next couple of months are from Northern Kentucky!  C’mon people, Show me what’s north of the river!

Molly is 22, she owns her own business, she stands a delicious 5′8″ and drips sexiness!

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UFreak posted this in the FORUMS , but I just couldn’t let it go that easily!  There is too much going on to let it go so easily!

First off I gotta give props to the dude for taking this video.  It reminded me of American pie when Jim kept jizzing on himself with Nadia in the room.  Anyway, what a brilliant, yet simple idea!  So it got me thinking….

….Here ye, Here ye, The Doc is calling on all patrons of the FatGuy Nation.  We need to start getting pics in lingerie playing Wii Fit.  Maybe even hold a “Sexiest Wii Fit Hottie” party.  Lets be honest, while this guys idea was phenominal, his subject, could be a little more arousing, I mean appealling!

We’ve all seen projections from the Kiper-wanna-bee’s (including Kiper himself!) that the #6 pick could be a WR, LB, OL or, GAWD forbid, a RB!….I’m ALL for the Bungles to pick the Virginee OL or if the dude from Baylor slips past St Lou, to take him…..if both are gone, though,..and the Bungles take Smith? (from ‘Bammer, who left the combine w/o notice?) then they’d be opening themselves up for more criticism….Whoever takes the guy will, though….and though some experts have him UNdrafted for the first DAY!,..other have him still (after the Pro-Day in Bama) as a top 10 pick….so,…Can the Bungles afford to pick him, if the 1st two OL’s are gone?…..not likely to fall that way,..but possible.
Do they then take Crabs?….JUST because the Raiders want him?…..or would the Raiders just take the overall best WR on the board (Percy Harvin) and not sweat a bead?…….seems unlikely the Bengles would play a “card” anyway……and Crabs is a super potential-kid….

still,..who would YOU take?….

Click here to read the FULL ARTICLE! , below is an exerpt about Eva Longoria

The 34-year-old admitted that she was surprised by her top spot, but very excited that audiences still find her character Gabrielle Solis to be sexy “even after the frumpy year she had.” Speaking of “Desperate Housewives” however, headlines have been buzzing about Longoria’s lesbian lip-lock with co-star Teri Hatcher — but apologies to the millions of men out there, it will never happen again.

“Definitely no more kissing girls,” she said sternly, adding that she and her co-stars have literally been sitting on-set waiting for the script of their next scene to hopefully avoid the leaking of any secrets surrounding the last three episodes…
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This is an absolute Tragedy!  It’s a sad day for another soft-porn sitcom.  When the two hottest chicks on the show decide to stop kissing each other, it’s time to stop watching!  I don’t even watch this dumbass show, but I’ve thought about it..lol  And those thoughts are no more!  My understanding is that everyone in this show is cheating on each other, the wives are banging the gardners, pool boys, and each others man.  The next progression is naturally to have the chicks hooking up.  Now, Eva says no more???? Tease!

Honestly, I could care less if those two chicks ever kiss again, but you know anytime The Doc can post an article and tie it in with chicks kissing, it’s going to happen!  That’s just the way I do shit around here.

Ya know, someone asked me, “Doc, why do you post pictures of chicks kissing?” and I said, “For the same reason a dog licks his balls, because he can biotch!”  But seriously, I wonder the same thing myself.  What is it about chicks kissing?  And I don’t know, all I know is that I love that shit!  It doesn’t have the same affect when it’s a couple bull-dykes.  But you get a couple average to hot chicks kissing……..then I’m suddenly intrigued..lol Let me flip through a few thousand google pages of chicks kissing and I’ll get back to you with a reason for the fascination.  But don’t you just feel better after seeing a couple hot chicks kissing?  Yeah, I know, me too!

I’m not sure where UFreak got this article, but you can read his full story on the  MESSAGE BOARD

Seriously, you have to read the whole story because the people that run the girl scouts have losts their freakin’ minds!  These little bitches are having their cookies sent to Mexico, crushing it up, mixing it some emulsion paste, then having it shipped to hospitals all around the US.  At that point it’s pumped through a tube to the dying patients.

I know times are hard, but Damn!  Ok, so standing in front of Krogers and walking door to door sucks, I know.  But isn’t that what it’s all about? putting on those little skirts then teasing the pedophile that opens the door, “Hello sir, would you like to buy some cookies?” while they twist side to side batting their eyes?  Hell, without girl scouts, where would chicks learn how scam men out of money for “Cookies”?  I’m just saying, something is really wrong if they have to go to the extremes of trying to sell mashed up boxes of cookie paste at the ICU at Good Samaritan.  Or, and perhaps more likely, they should realize nobody likes those nasty ass cookies anyway.  That, or they can get the moms, most of which are 25 with 8yr olds anyway, to dress up in the outfits and provide a little more flirting.

Note to my people - When I’m in an old folks home, pump my I.V.’s with jack daniels and mashed up Viagra, and a staff of hot nurses.

Peace!
I’m out Biotches!

Kim Kardashian is all hot and bothered by a new porno about to hit the market — but not in the good way……full story and hustler video HERE!

Damn, that’s gotta suck.  You come out with your own amateur porn video, then a porn company makes a spoof of your reality show.  Ya know, some days the world just isn’t right!  Honestly, I don’t know what all the jazz is about this bitch anyway.  Sure she has great skin complextion, silky long hair, a hypnotizing ass, and a bat rack built for The Doc….wait a minute, where was I?..oh yes, she’s just another Hollywood trick, fake in every way.

Just get hopped up on some “ice” one night, pump out a few more porn tapes and call it day baby.  Cause lets be honest, this chick has the personality of a riding mower.  Sure it’s fun to ride around on all day, but when the grass is cut you don’t want to sit there and talk to it.  And in a couple years, the weight in her ass is going to move to her gut and face and all she’ll be is some “B” rated actor that had a sex tape.  Invest wisely Kimmy - perhaps in a treadmill!

If you want to have your questions addressed, send them to thedoc@fatguysports.com

Dear Doc,

     My boyfriend of 16 months and I have a great relationship. He loves my blowjobs, but he will not kiss me if I have his come in my mouth. It grosses him out. We have talked about this, and he won’t even try. I have no problem if he kisses me after going down on me. I just want him to try. Is there something wrong with asking him to taste himself? I do it all the time and love it.

Sincerely,
Savor the Flavor
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Listen, I’m the last person to knock what anyone is doing in the privacy of their own home. And God Bless you for drinking the Holy Water.  In my personal opinion it should be a law and requirement, but if you’re asking me to tell him to sample the nectur, then you’ve lost your entire freakin’ mind.  That’s a judgement call that he has to make.  If it’s a turn on for you or something you really like, maybe there is something you can offer him in return…lol  You’d be surprised what your man will do given the right circumstances!