….THE LIST

I got to tell ya, I’m not a movie person too much. Particularly when it comes to GOING to a Movie Gooleplex!..Of the top ten movies listed there, there’s 3-4 there I ain’t even heard of!….and, only two movies I’d go see even if it were free and they threw in a free limo ride to and from!. Even then, I probably wouldn’t go to both!. Going to the movies was always something you did with your girlfriend to kill time “before”, back in the day. I really don’t see the advantage in going to a movie theatre anymore. When they had those “Cinema-n-brews”, or “Pitcher-n-Pitchers’” places, where you ate and drank like you we’re humans….– at REAL tables, it was a different story. You didn’t have that crap ass row seating which, unbelievable as it may seem, SUCKS for watching a movie! How it is NO one has improved on that arrangement is amazing, but then again; many of you are still flocking there, so..???

If you just stop going to movies, then start seeing them later after they are on Cable, its kinda the like the same viewing effect -NEW!! Of course, you can’t go to work the next day and bore the HAIL out of everyone by talking about it right away, so there is a down side!….BUT, you don’t have to sit in a theatre seat that’s had its share of “abuse” spunked all over it 30 or 40 thousand times, buy .30 (cents) worth of soda for 3000 times its value, and sit in a darkened room with teenagers looking for love, or, that ever present jackass who’s already SEEN the release and feels compelled to yell out what’s coming next like he’s Morgan Freeman narrating (yet another) the movie! As if it takes some special talent to ALREADY see a movie…???

None of this is shocking news, yet still, 720million $$ in 12 weeks for Avatar? (60 million a week??)…A movie about some fake ass Blue race of humanoid tree people?. Then, of course, they cleverly mix in that some overly aggressive “White guy” (or guys) want to “STEAL” your land, or tree or whatever it is?, and go about it all aggressive-y and forceful. Typical “white guy” bashing that is still, somehow, popular for some wildly odd reason; — the drones still eat it up like its “fresh” copy. STICK TO WHAT WORKS JIMMY!!!

OK, so I still dislike James Cameron because I FOOLISHLY and embarrassingly went TO the movie theatre and watched,…yes,….Titanic! GAWD do I hate admitting to that! It was the woman’s idea of course, but still, how awful was that flick?! Yeah, I know it won some awards or something like that, for mostly ALL the reasons I don’t go to see movies for, anymore. Still, I felt myself getting dumber as I sat there and boiled over the flUFf ass crap I was being fed. Thankfully it was only about 6 hours long, so eventually I got to leave. At home, and after I funneled paint thinner through my eyes, I told the woman never again will we go to another movie. –…and we haven’t. I’ve taken the kids to some, but even then, the memory of Titanic still haunts every theatre in the country. If they closed ‘em all down, I’d never know or care! Thanks Jimbo!

Of those top ten movies, Cop Out would be the only one I’d see, if I had to go to the movies. Shutter Island?…well, DiCap was the “featured” douche-bag in Titanic, and I have a hard time excusing him for that role, but he has done some movies since that kinda deflect a little. Plus ha was trawling that chick with the name Bar….and THAT’s pretty impressive, so….maybe I’ll see that one after its run the theatre circuit.

Those two “lovey-boy/girl” movies?…Call ‘em Chick-flicks or what have you, but those are pure evil there. Woman GO to these movies and think this is how real life should be…..well, most woman anyway. Then, because they can never FIND a guy THAT douchey in real life, they are reserved to settle for a dude more like Seth Rogan “acts”. Not that I’m championing this guy, just his abusive niche-type of care-free male model. Women think everyone is a douchey feelings-matter kind of guy, and the ones that “hit-their-spot” so well, generally, just aren’t! So, they want animals to make ’em scream, but douche-bags at the holidays!???? Its just not possible! Yet here we are, 80 years into movies, and woman still fall for the same sh!t.

The other movie I’ve heard of on that list is, Brooklyn’s Finest; REALLY!?!?. Surprise, surprise, another Good-Cop-bad-Cop movie with a Black-guy-drug-dealer/savior-to-the-under-class, guy in it!…I wonder if they’ll re-use “THE CARTER”??? This is, what,  the 40-ith version now of this exact same message? Yeah, and I think 4 of the players IN this version, worked together at some point with each other on those earlier Hollywood RE-makes! OK I get the message, ALL “good” cops are the young Rookie types, and all the white vets are on the take! The Black actors are all into hip-hop and drug distribution, but they don’t want anyone in the real world to relate the two after they leave the movie; –yet we get re-make after re-make???. They glorify the life of extreme expenses and the excess lifestyles and drugs, but no one wants that to be their profile! THERE ARE FORCES, however, who do want you to believe that ALL Police are bad and corrupt, for some reason! Thankfully we have a lean ratio of 1 lawyer for every 60 NON-lawyer persons in this country!, yeah, they’ll help us sue anyone who has $$ and makes any kind of mistake at all! (oops, another tangent!)

In closing, don’t go see any of these movies!…that way they’ll release them from the theatres sooner! In the case of the “chick flick”s or “Brooklyn’s Finest”, just go (re)watch the 1000’s of previously produced films out there! It’ll help bridge the time it takes these “newer” versions to get on dvd!

Talk about a serious case of: “When keeping it REAL goes wrong”!  This dude got his grill split open because he just had to prove what a badass he was.  You know the old man is sitting at a table right now, sharing this story with his buddies while playing a game of Bridge and saying shit like..”Yo Homie, tell me how ass tastes!”

Not only did he get beat down by Hulk Hogans uncle, but his bitch is video taping the whole thing.  At the end, she’s even lauging at his ass.  She told him he “was leaking”!  Ummm, Grandpa just busted his mouth and broke the whole damn sink, that’s why his ass is draining blood like a busted water line.  The only thing that would’ve made this video better is if he would’ve walked back an pimp slapped his bitch for gettin’ all this shit started!

But by far, the best part is at the 2:16 minute mark…when the old man is walking away and the dude mumbles under his breath, “next time, I’m gonna fuck you up”…Whatever Bruce Leroy, you had your chance, you fucked with an old man that you thought you could take down and you got your ass handed to you, IN FRONT OF YOUR BITCH!…Suck it up and move on.  And next time someone walks away, let him!  Because now the whole world will know you as the punk bitch sitting at the back of the bus, talking bout…”I need a Bambalance”!

People keep asking me, “Doc, what do you think about the Tiger situation?” , “Doc, did you listen to the speech?”  and I can say is this….

I don’t give a fuck about what he did!  I don’t care about his speech!  And I don’t care if his woman stays by his side or not!  I don’t care how many chicks he was banging or in how many cities!  All I care about is watching the man play golf!

Lets be real here!  Most of the analysts, experts, people on the board at these marketing companies, any body and everybody that is giving there opinion has cheated or done something wrong in their life.  I’m tired of listening to these hypocrites put the man down, over analyze his every word, and second guess if his model wife is gonna stick around.

I can’t condemn the man for pulling out the driver on every hole.  It just proves he’s human.  He’s one of the most recognizable people on the planet.  I heard a comedian describe it best, “A man is only as faithful as his options.  He can stop chasing the poo-nanny, but if the poo-nanny is chasing him —-He can’t run fast enough!”……..Is it funny, YES.  Is it true, ABSOLUTELY!

Think about it fellas, if a chick walked up to your sorry ass right now and said, “Drop your pants, I’m dying to blow you”, you wouldn’t know how to act.  The first thought in your head would be, “WTF, is this a game show?”.  Second thing you would do is look around and see if anybody knows you.  Third thing you would do…..you would say “Let the facial begin”!

In Closing…Don’t hate the man for being a man!  And ladies, when you marry a high profile person such as this, you might as well accept that he’s going to cheat on you.  Afterall, you only married him for the money anyway, so what do you care if he bangs a chick or 200 on the side?

Ancient Chinese Proverb says:  “Man who live in glass house, should change clothes in basement”……..Think about it!

This has been another enlightening message from The Doc!
Peace!
I’m out Bitches!

Well, they made another one, just for you!

Go figure, apparently SOME people are uptight!?!?.. People in this country can get freaked out about some one else’s opinion or views?..WOW! -Who’d have thunk it?

CLICK HERE!

So, in case you haven’t heard, we had a snow storm ”blow” through our little slice of heaven last night. Reports have it recorded as 4-6 inches, but I think we got more here at Casa de’UFreak. I could be wrong I guess, after all you should see what I tell my wife 8″ is! Still, it was a lot, and it was spirit-crushingly weighted by a nice 2 inch base of slush and ice. Oh, and I’m responsible for ALL the snow shoveling at my hovel!

Morning comes early when you chase bourbon with better bourbon. Add to that; when you get a dump of snow like today the kids naturally assume “snow” = “playtime”! So, its Aleve and toast for breakfast, followed by a half gallon of Seattle’s Best. “I’m UP!”

Knowing there are snow forts and snowperson (we are politically correct here) building in my future, I develop a thrifty plan to “Work-smarter-not-harder”, to clear my driveway. My next door neighbor and I have an understanding; He buys a snow blower and I dont bitch about the noise it makes! Its a great arrangement, and it saves me a bunch of time and a LOT of Aleve! MOST TIMES, anyway!

Whenever it snows more than a few inches, my neighbor “blows his snow” then I blow mine….or, whatever its called when you use that modified pressure washer. He’s real good about it, and it works out great for me! Only today there’s a problem; -He’s GONE! Yeah, he’s out of town sitting by a pool collecting little paper umbrella’s in a hotel ashtray! Some nerve! -So, I hatch me a plan! I’m gonna go Jimmy open his basement window and get into his garage to take my rightful turn with “Little Boy Blew”! On my way to his backyard, I notice the neighbor on the OTHER side has already beaten me to the mark, and HE’S now working on that same weak excuse for a window! “THAT BASTARD!”…..His driveway is shorter than mine! So, knowing how I hate to wait, I decide to make Mr Eager-Beaver PAY for his unjust act. YUP!, I call the Police and report a break-in! Oh yeah, and with the Cop Shop only a 1/2 mile away, it shouldn’t take too long for justice to be served!

Right on time, Johnny-Law pulls in as Mr Greedy-pants is in the garage rooting for the gas can! I cannot hold back my laughter as, guns drawn, Crockett and Tubbs make their way down the driveway expecting the worst. BUST-ED!

In a bit of serendipity, Mrs “Greedy-Pants” took MR GP’s car to work this morning, and therefore, leaving HIM w/o an ID! Blah-blah-blah, a few minutes later he and Colerain’s finest are over at his house trying to hash out the particulars! I sneak around the deck, and pull the golden snow-blower out of the now open garage and head back home!

I got about 3 quarters done, when there’s a tap on my shoulder! Totally expecting this for the past 20 minutes I turn around and explode with laughter! There’s Mr Greedy-Pants, and he’s NOT seeing the funny side to this yet!

We’ve been neighbors for a while so this wasn’t a total surprise to him, and after a few “No, but wait“…and, “You should have seen them creeping down the driveway“s later, and all was good again….Well, I dont think we’re playing cards tonight, but he’s not going to press charges. Hell, he’s from the Hills of Kentucky – he’s use to stUFf like this.

Bottom line, I got my driveway cleared and logged in a full hour of “daddy” time with the kids.  ALL in plenty of time to make it to the kids first soccer game! My neighbor? He got the poor-man’s version of a “stress test”, and got to use a day off he probably didn’t expect he’d need. I’m betting he spends the new-found off day drunk! Just like he did when he came back from vacation last year, and found all his furniture had been moved to different rooms!

 I bet he never sells that place!

I went to the “Home” today with the kids, to take back a furnace filter that was Mis-bought by a member of my family’s purchasing team, who is NOT me!…anyway, whilst I was waiting in line behind 4377 other returnees, I noticed this dude in front of us with toilet bowl cleaner….ONE BOTTLE! I’m thinking, what the HELL is this guy doing in the return items line?…..He’s not REALLY looking to return toilet bowl cleaner, is he?…..Well, uh, yeah he was!

One bottle of toilet bowl cleaner is, what, four bucks?…and maybe some change? Well, he’s returning it and trying to get a cash refund. Only problem, the crack staff at HD have this little angle figured out! Well, to a point anyway. Dude HAD a receipt, but it was a receipt with about 30 items on it. Among them, this toilet bowl cleaner. The lady at the return desk said she’d return the amount to the credit card it was charged against. The dude, who looked like Santa Clause’ goofy brother, flipped out. He wanted cash!…She stood firm, saying the amount had to be returned to the card it was credited against. Then he actually said, “Then credit it back to this card”, and handed her a Visa. She went on to explain what he of course already knew, that the card he was handing her was NOT the card the ONE BOTTLE of toilet bowl cleaner was charged from!..THEN!…HE SAID! “But this is the only card I have!, What other card would I have charged it on?”…I’m laughing, and using this waste of my time as a lesson to the kids…”THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GET HOOK ON METH, KIDS!”…

The lady persisted, Santa’s brother did too….and this point I was gonna give him the $4.53 he wanted just to get moving, but my interest in this return was too great. She told him again, this is not the card, he replied its his only credit card. She won (if you can declare a winner here, that is…) She’d HAVE to return the amount to the card on the receipt…..or!….OR?…yeah, “OR” he could have a store credit for the amount instead! LEARNING OPP #2. I told my kids,…”See?, this why you want to finish High school, kids”?…Then the HD Lady asks to see his ID, to, you know, complete the transaction…Dude “Cop”-flips open his wallet to show her his Driver’s License, and out pops his ID and at least 10 credit cards as well! I start laughing out loud.

Lets see,….Dude drives to Home Depot,…with, perhaps, toilet bowl cleaner “some one” bought with “some” kind of credit card. Its value?…maybe $4.50! So, either this dude is looking for a “Drive-n-Ride” 40 (ounce’r) and a Slim Jim, or he REALLY doesn’t think he will EVER need toilet Bowl cleaner, EVER again! Really, how do you mis-buy ONE bottle of toilet bowl cleaner?, and if you do, don’t you think, “Well, I’m certainly NOT gonna stop crapping any time soon, so maybe I just keep this here “extra” one, under my sink!”…No, this thrifty Santa wanna-be drives (presumably) back to freakin’ Home Depot, without the proper Credit Card, to return the ONE bottle “he” mis-bought!???? Good GAWD! That or an alternative thought, that he’s cheating a neighbor out of a clean “turlit” to feed one of his many sad addictions!…???

After “Bro-of-Santa” left to spend his $4.50 on a hand full of those cool rectangular pencils with no eraser on ‘em, I had a little chat with “Mamma Return”. Seems “Son-of-Santa” is a regular at the return line, and in her words “of questionable character”! I asked her if she thought he’d just pick something out, get a new receipt and come back to see her latter? She just laughed. I cried. Oh, and my return?..It went just fine…I was also able to get two of the RIGHT sized filters, and get on my way. For kicks, I was gonna stop by the Sip-n-suds right around the corner, to se if old Kris Kringle was there wetting his whistle, but I had to get the kids home so they could finish that homework!

If the children are our future, then we’re screwed!

Today is a classic example of how soft society has become in the way we handle our kids.  Local meteorologists predict 2-5″ of snow and immediately schools are closing! 

For everyone that lives in the tri-state area with kids, you were checking the news last night and seeing schools  on 2hr delays, some schools were already closed and the first freaking snowflake hadn’t even fallen yet!

Here I sit, 8:20 a.m. and my kids are in the living room watching cartoons and eating pop tarts instead of being at school.  I live on the “west-side’ish” part of the Nati, I just looked out the window and I still dont’ see snow falling!  But I can promise you one thing, later on today if we do get all that snow, my two young’ns will be outside shoveling the drive way off!  They will wish they were in school, because The Doc don’t play that baby!  I’m not raising a couple weak punkass kids!

For anyone in the 25-50yr old range, did you ever get a school day off for snow, prior to any snow?????  ME EITHER!!!!

Hell, there could be a foot of snow on the ground and we still had to go!  There was none of this baby-fied shit going on!  How are you supposed to prepare these kids for the real world, the CRUEL real world, if all we do is keep them under the umbrella of protection until they are 25?????

Call me “Old School”, but if you don’t have a degree from the school of Hard Knocks, then you still have a lot of learning to do!

If you want to know what our future is going to be like.  If you want to know who is going to be looking out for our best interest in 20-40yrs, then you have to watch this YouTube clip.  This is what happens when you treat a kid like they are 2yrs old all the way through their teen years!  Somebody needs to whoop his ass!  He is losing his mind because his mom cancelled his “world of warcraft” account!

Seriously….I can’t help but laugh, because you would have to call in Child Services on me if my kid acted like that, especially at that age!  I would lose my Mutha F*ng mind!  We have a nation of spoiled brats that are going to be running the country in 20-30yrs, and how do we prepare them?  We give the day off school before the first snowflake falls!  And that’s just a microcosm of what society is doing to these kids!  We’re not helping them, we’re crippling them!

My kids have a saying, “You get what you get, and don’t throw a fit”…….because they know if they act like they don’t appreciate something, or disrespect something, or throw a crazy fit………that I will strip down their room and they will have nothing but a bed to lay on for a few days! 

Don’t get me wrong, I know kids will be kids, etc etc…and that’s all good and you have to let them grow.  HOWEVER, if they start getting too far out of line, it’s time lay down the law!  If you don’t have the balls to do that, then you don’t need to be a parent!

As for the parents of this lil punkass kid in this video……..somebody needs to take the dad outside and pimp slap his ass for letting his seed grow up like this.

This has been another enlightening message from The Doc!
Peace!
I’m out Biotches!

Tiger skates, of course. Everyone with LARGE $$ does….and, he probably should. He’s gonna have his hands full for a few months ( But NOT with THIS ). Tiger’s gonna call Kobe, and commission the jeweler that got him out of the hot water. Yeah, if rUFf butt-sex costs a man 4-mil, what does “Down-under-night-putting” cost?

Still, how much do you think that Fire Hydrant will fetch on e-bay?

Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?   A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Q. What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?   A. He can back up his pitching wedge

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Was THAT what Elin (Tiger’s wife) was aiming for when she “bum” rushed her man after the Thanksgiving Day meal? Elin and The Tiger have been mostly unavailable to authorities since the mysterious crash outside their shared home, early Friday morning. Reports have the scene looking as if Elin came rushing out of the home, after “hearing” her husband’s vehicle crash shortly after leaving the home.- WHAT, (yeah, me too)?..uh, then she came rushing outside with a golf club,….????..uh, you know, in case a window needs to be busted out…orrrrrr, your cheatin’ bastard husband hasn’t completely paid for his sins yet!????  Anyway, the claim is asking the public to believe that she rushed outside, and noticed that her husband some how wrecked his SUV; — a mere 6 seconds after he fired it up (Did your “bullshit alarm” go off too?). She rushed out to “help” him out thru the back window? She’s HUGE right?….what does Elin go, about 6′2″, somewhere around 230-240lbs?…right? Yeah, certainly she could crawl thru a busted window in the rear of the vehicle, and pull a 33-year old man out through that opening. SURE! SO!..at least THAT part of this mystery is cleared up!

Let’s see what this little incident might look like through the Al Bundy “MWC” glasses, though;

“Al” comes home from being abroad, or more specifically, “down under” at a Shoe Convention! Unbeknownst to “AL”, “Peggy” had received a few thousand text messages a few days earlier asking her why some New York Chippie from “Reebok” had her ”outback” stuck to “AL’s” crotch all weekend at some exclusive hotel. Even the National Enquirer, the “rag to the stars”, mentions it. Well, perhaps ”Peg” just rings it up to “Life with a Shoe celeb” and says “what the hell”…..or, perhaps she doesn’t!?? MAYBE she shits on that couch of hers, pizzed off in her cheap tawdry pumps!…or, “Pizzed in Pumps”, as we’ll call it here….Oh, and Naked too!,– after all, this is MY story, right?….So Eli-, uh, “Peggy” is naked, on the couch, with little more than her hawt red pump (shoes) on, and she’s pizzed! (What?..no pic link here?…hhmm, thought I’d have a pic link for this one,..no?…oh well!) Don’t click HERE,…really, don’t!…OK, sorry, HERE YA GO! That’s more appropriate considering the topic here.

Mid-way through watching the hired help clean up after the Thanksgiving meal, “Peg” and “Al” retire to their “Chamber” to draw into some more comfortable night time attire! ”Al” removes his Nike issued underwear, and out plops a grilled shrimp (a’la ”on the barbie!”) and a bloomin’ onion skinned condom!…”OH SHIT”! ”Peggy” now flips the “F” out! She grabs a Nike 9 iron (they have clubs in that house like one of them makes a living by golfing, they’re EVERYWHERE!!) and she starts to work on correcting her fade! She fades one just below “Al’s” nose, then slices one into (his) Woods! (ha!,..I had to work that in there, sorry!) Bleeding from the mouth, AND running towards the garage with a newly defined gait, “AL” grabs the keys to the only vehicle he can find….no, NOT the Dodge!, the Escalade! Al rev’s the engine, but “Peg” has already consulted her caddy, and now bears down on “Al” with her hybrid club….looking to pitch one from the rUFf stUFf. “Al” is a little slow out of the box, and “Peggy” catches ”back glass” with her (Nike) Slingshot. ITS IN THE HOLE!…ITS IN THE HOLE!…she cries! (OR, if it works better for you, she does a little “HERE’S JOHNNY!” instead).  FREAKED OUT, “Al” punches it,…the gas, not Peggy!…He’d never do that! “Him’s LOVES her!….anyway, he “hits the gas” and smokes it out of there, trailing “Peggy” like it were the field at Melbourne! Unfortunately for “Al” the only ‘driving” he’s any good at, it off a tee, so he ends up shanking his Caddy into the tree!. Peg meets up with him shortly after, and continues her assault on the ass end of the car. Banging, and banging and pumping and pumping her slingshot into that tail…..end. “Al” jumps out to stop her, but is again met in the jaw with one of his sponsors “products”. This time, her caddy has handed her the heavy WOOD(s). OUCH!

Luckily for “Al”, Jefferson Darcy has called the Cops!, and in rich neighborhoods they get there pretty quick! “Al” is dazed and confused when the Police arrive. Numerous blows to the head with “Just the right club” can have that effect on a man. That’s why, ladies, it is important to buy your man the right set! Shop now, in time for a good Xmas day massacre! Planning ahead ensures many Holiday memories later!

OK, so The Police get there, they say all the …”How in the F*&K do you crash THAT vehicle into THAT tree, from there; –and NOT be incredibly “F’d”-up?” ’s. Noting to themselves this is “AL BUNDY” and his hawt blonde wife “PEGGY”!, they decide to play nice and listen to the explanation. Since “Al” has some divots in his head and face, they listen to “Peggy” tell the story. Holding back the laughter, and resisting the urge to ask “You busted out the back window with a golf club?….for WHY??!?!?!!”….Instead, they allow her enUFf time (and rope) to implicate herself. Hey, if the b.tch is gonna hang herself, its only right that you allow her that OPP!

So there you have it, “Married w/Children” on location, in Orlando!….The Bundy’s aren’t talking to anyone about this at the moment…well, aside from a slew of expensive lawyers and maybe a good romance novelist anyway! This will all be explained as soon as the script is completed! It’ll explain all the mystery and wrap it up in some home-spun manner, leaving no stone unturned! Heck, even that tree and foliage that was destroyed will be restored to “better-than-new” status very soon! Besides, he can always just say he was just  washing his hands…?

The only mystery left, will be, does little Miss “Down-Under” show up in California this weekend, or does “Peggy” attend this event?

Issue 3 is a done “deal”!….literally. With 53% of the voting Ohioans saying so!,..or, right around 3 million of the Ohioans who actually voted on the issue; – Which directly effects the 11.5 million that live IN the State.
Unions, “crook-eds” and the Future Casino owners spent over 35 million dollars to convince YOU, who voted to pass this “issue”. If it were such a “good” idea, why would it need that kind of funding to pass? If this is a slam-dunk great thing for Ohio, it wouldn’t need that kind of heavy investment, right? The stupid voters were already committed to this idea! All they needed to do was convince the few 100-thou of the smart voters. Which they must have done.

For the dwindling Unions, the projected job market boost is expected to help fill in for what a poor economy took away, recently. The greaseball-sounding FOP vp Scott Tipton, spokesperson for the Union faction, stated rather poorly (because the man shouldn’t be in front of a camera for ANY reason!…he looked and sounding like a 3rd grader giving a live report in speech class) that 34,000 jobs would be “created”….well, “created” is a liberal use of that word. REPORT HERE. — Right, still, jobs are jobs you say. Sure!…2400 jobs per city, for 2 years, to build temples to feed a gambling god just MUST be a good thing. It is a “good” thing for the Casino owners who will rake in the lion’s portion of the take, sinking endless 1000’s of borderline poor, into FULL on poor (people). Who’ll then return a smaller portion of the gambling money, so the state can turn around and give it right back to (some) people in the form of State “funded” assistance….-or welfare. GREAT DEAL! The only thing missing here, is a “skim” fee for me!..no, wait, then “I’d” be FOR Casino’s too! Oh, yeah, and don’t “forget”, to help the SCHOOLS!..Buh-hahahahahaha! Yeah, let’s not forget the positive impact it’ll have on the schools! ( Private Schools out-perform public schools in every category (that matters) despite spending far less money!…yeah, the implication there is more pocket stUFfing )

YOU LOST (more) Ohio!…Sadly, you just don’t know it yet! Barely more than 3 million voted, 1.6 FOR and 1.4 voted NO! The Unions and “hands-out” Politicians spent 35+ million (to just 5 million on the other side) to convince you this was “good”;…– why? Because Tipton really DOES care about the State, like he claims?..or because he’s getting a sweet chunk of the pie? Gambling is a choice, yes, but where else can you run a business, where you mathmatically cannot lose?….where you get to “buy” protection (and if you doubt that, ask ANYone who’s had even an argument with a Casino manager, then driven home thru Lawrenceburg…U R FKD!) and where you can promise Ponzi-scheme type returns???- because you CAN NOT LOSE? NO WHERE ELSE!

You really think this was a “for-the-good-of-the-people-of-ohio” idea?…of course its not!

There is a lot of opposition to this issue, including many Ohio lawmakers who say Issue 3 will shortchange Ohio.

Issue three calls for Ohio casinos to pay a 33% tax. That’s one of the lowest in the nation.

And the licensing fee for the casino is $50 million. Compare that to Indiana’s proposed casino, which would be a $400 million licensing fee.  

Other lawmakers say it’s not the answer to paying our state debt.

“We need to stop money from leaving Ohio but we should not use the state constitution to redirect most of the money into pockets of casino operators,” says Mayor Jay Williams of Youngstown.

The latest?, STRAIGHT form the front page of the Cincy Enquirer!….Romell Broom! When this sick piece of chit was 28 years old, he ABDUCTED a 14 year old girl (tried to get 2 others!), he raped and killed her. He knew the other two girls could ID him, yet he went on with his sick plan anyway. This was in September of 1984!

For 25 years he’s breathed the air, while his victim, a 14 year old girl, couldn’t! For 25 years this “bad-ass” has eaten free meals, taken free walks in the yard with the sun shining on his face, and slept in a cleaned cot, ALL FOR FREE!…while the 14 year old he raped and killed, laid in dirt un-avenged. His piece of chit “legal team”, meanwhile, have spent the last 25 years ”raping” the State of Ohio for billed hours on a case that should have been decided and over 24 years ago!

I’m amazed that this is the system we keep relying on for “justice”!…Justice is so far removed from court rooms, its should be illegal to use the term inside the buildings!….Justice is giving this pile of crap 25 years to plead his case?….How long did he bother to listen to HIS victim, as she screamed while he drug her away?  Bad-ass though, files appeals, and the courts allow it!…Justice,..pppfffttt…what a con! The lawyers file appeals NOT because they think the guy has anything tangible to grip to, but because they can and they’ll get paid by the State! There are legal practices that do little to nothing else, other than file these appeals for pieces of shit killers, rapists, murderers, and other scumbags. They file paperwork, and cash State funded checks!…all in a vieled attempt to present “justice” for all…what a bunch of crap! These lawyers are permitted to lie in court, but even after the case is over, are they reprimanded for their lies?….are they held accountable for LEAGALLY LIEING IN COURT”?….HAIL NO!….yeah, THAT’S justice!

This gutless “badass” files appeals, and uses bullshit legal tactics to avoid paying for his sins…..then when the day finally come SOME  MANY YEARS LATER!,….he catches a break because his viens are too small? Pathetic! On a lighter side, the jackholes at PeTA suggest a vegan diet to maintain open blood passages,…what a hoot!

This begs the question, why not just jam the death needle into this &%#*’s carotid artery?. Seems it’d be big enUFf to find and it would do the deed; ..that or allow a death squad,..sure, similar to the Old West Days, allow them to do what our BROKE ASH State is too gutless to do. Yeah, the connection here is that lawyers raping the State are a BIG reason why we are broke!….and maybe load a few of these faux bleeding hearts onto the gurney along side Mr 14-year old rapist/murderer and kill 2 birds with one stone. I guess PAYING to have rapists and murderers stay alive at over $50,000.00 per person, AND paying a money-grubbing fleet of lawyers to extend their stays is a significant amount of our problem;…and that of every State in the Union. So, why does it still go on un-abated?…Cause they promote it so well, and sheep just love to eat up the crap of the lawyers. Glorified crooks! 25 years in jail for killing a girl in 1984. He has cost the State over One Million dollars to keep the piece of dug alive, while his his lawyers bilked the State for at LEAST that amount, though probably a number greater than that. I say lawyers with an “s” because there are at least TWO mentioned lawyers in this case I’m sure in 25 years, many more have piggie-backed on this (and many others) gravy-train….(for reminders sake, there were NO lawyers present to plead on behalf of his victim, who he raped and killed!…no one was able to defend her!).

Life goes on though,….while services the law abiding heavily taxed citizens need and deserve are cut, so lawyers and rapists/killers can continue without restriction. Some system!

Yeah, back a few months (April 2009) , busy-body PeTA thought they’d expand and flex their political might, by telling the President of the United States what to do with his pet!…These incredible F’n bastards want to tell OUR President how to run his family (dogs are part of the family!)…GEE, PeTA!…thanks for spreading your fear and agenda out to our elected president! Yeah, PeTA needs to remind B.O. who wields what REAL power ’round these parts, right?!?!?!So WHAT that their dog was ALREADY “fixed”,..ppppffffttt! NO NEVER YOU MIND, PeTA (Piece-a-shit-ta, sounds the same to me!)! You’re an arrogant pressure intensive cult, you don’t NEED to check facts or do any nominal research!…HAIL NO!…Just rush off some letter to let the Prez know YOU’RE THINKING OF HIM!….. go JERK-ASSES!

Really, PETA has written a letter to the Obamas asking them to neuter “Bo,” Malia and Sasha’s new designer Portuguese water dog. A White House rep responded immediately, informing PETA that Bo has already been neutered, of course, because Barack Obama does not need a famed animal cruelty organization\oppressive Cult to school him in the conventional wisdom of dog ownership.

It’s clear that now that there’s an animal at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., PETA will be able to target all its campaigns specifically at the President, using Bo as a scapedog for whatever issue it would like to further at the moment. Hey—at least it’s better than using hot chicks.

Expect a lot more press releases that tangentially refer to Bo before launching into a thinly veiled press release as to why the White House needs to employ vegan mouse traps, or whatever. In this edition, Bo helps us understand that purebred dogs are “disquieting,” that the overpopulation problem won’t benefit from monetary donations “unless you pour in as much as the Iraq war has cost us,” and animals are just like humans, “except that they are in a different type of body and have a “somewhat” different culture.”….What, are they already bored with the Mikey Vick thing?

The full PETA letter :
President of the United States
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Obama,

Now that you have brought a dog into your family, we urge you to take a most important action—have Bo sterilized. We are sending you a coupon good for one free sterilization at PETA’s SNIP clinic, which you are welcome to use or pass on to a member of your Cabinet or someone in a low-income neighborhood of Washington, D.C.

We love that the girls are going to grow up with a dog, as having a dog teaches people an extra dimension of love and allows youngsters to see into the lives and feelings of others who experience the same emotions as they do: joy, pain, confusion, loneliness, fear, and love of life. Loving and caring for a member of a different species also teaches compassion for those who are like us in so many ways, except that they are in a different type of body and have a somewhat different culture.

While it is disquieting that your decision to get a “purebred” dog from a breeder will inspire others to do the same and that the subtlety of acquiring a dog who had a home but originally came from a breeding kennel may be lost on most people, we are grateful that you plan to make a donation to the Washington Humane Society (WHS), where I used to be director of cruelty investigations; funds are always needed there. However, money alone, unless you pour in as much as the Iraq war has cost us, cannot “fix” the overpopulation problem. Please show that you understand this by making the first dog the last dog of his line and having Bo neutered. Sex in the White House has been the topic of past scandals, but with a simple “snip,” the first dog can set a new tone and a great example.

In the U.S. alone, up to 8 million animals are abandoned in animal shelters each year, and half of them must be put to death for lack of a good home. Simply put, every animal purchased from a breeder or pet store takes a home away from a needy, homeless animal. Because the spotlight is now on your new dog, people will imitate your actions and may seek out breeder without giving a thought to the tragic consequences of breeding or considering the time and money it takes to care for an animal properly.

We look forward to hearing that Bo will be getting neutered. This will set a fine example for the world to follow, and Bo will be the happier for it. Thank you for your consideration.

Very truly yours,

Ingrid E. Newkirk
President

Shawne Merriman, the beast LB who plays for the San Diego Chargers, apparently has pizz poor taste in “ho-bags”!….though to his credit, he went straight ot the top for this one!…”T-Teq” (Tila Tequila) CHARGEered Shawne Merriman with some whicked trumped up crap over the Holiday weekend,..sure, sure, you’ve heard about it. But have you wondered why he even bothered with the low-rung Paris Hilton type skank ho in the first place?….Sure, the action is probably top shelf and she does love the girlies, but dude could tap equal talent with better looks on any “off” Tuesday, for gawd sake. Why risk the massive disease fest that must be her crack hole? It would be like swimming in the East River, when you could afford to stay at the Ritz-Carlton. It just can’t be worth the testing and shots you must have to take after bagging that cesspool. Then she’d likely TALK to you at some point, and gheesh, the pain associated with THAT!?!?!

Poppin’ rack, for sure….but for Merriman types, these are literally a dime a dozen.

Look, no one “wants” a virgin past 7th grade, and few still want to have to teach anyone, but YAK Shawne;… You HAVE to be able to “do” better dude. Was it that insane being out of Football for a year? You think your knee cost you, wait until hepatitis creeps in man! Plus, PLUS!…she’s a pizz poor mean ass drunk!…Cut your losses, and send her back to the c-list reality show circuit and consider the experience a lesson learned! Hey, props for not letting her leave, and drive into a family van in her condition, but move on already! Ever hear of Andre Rison?..yeah, his whack job ho burned his shit down! Then of course she drove herself off the planet. (RIP “Left-Eye“!)