Soon, there will be a NEW Jackass in town! Hated in towns across America!;…From San Fran, to Baltimore, to Philly, to Dallas, and even bUFfalo!….He’snow headed here, and you can thank Cincy team mouthpiece, Chud Ocho-Side-Show-act-o for his interest. Yeah, many of the same fans who find value in Chud, a jerk who cost his team in both playoff loses (out of 2 …and both were at home, btw….meaning, this team was suppose to win those games) will LOVE following hims as he endorses an even  bigger distraction to our town! The same guy who killed his team by just being “himself” in both our playoff games (in the last 20+ seasons), wants to further ruin the team by bringing in his equally distracting idol….and, maybe his lover, too?…TO! (totally owesome!)

Quick review: Chud Johnson acted like a little freakin’ jackass in the locker room during half-time of the 2005 season play-off game against Pittsburgh. In a game where the Bungles lost Carson Palmer and needed a guy to mature and step up, they got Chad Johnson the f’in baby-ass instead! They still led at halftime; but! Chud, knowing there were camera’s rolling out on the field, was upset about NOT getting enUFf balls thrown his way. After all, he needed to exploit his face and camera’s generally followed the ball, not guys who’s nads fold up inside their bodies during big games! SO!, because he’s so juvenile and assy (its a word!) he reportedly got in such a “tizzy” that he took a bitch slap at a Coach. I can only imagine it was a “bitch slap” because Chud seems like he’s a sissy-bitch. After all, I’ve seen him try to block, and anytime he’s been hit, he’s gone DOWN  (Gawd I love that vid!) like a sack of dirt!. Chud did start to block a little in 2009, but at 14-million a year that’s a little late for him to get props. Then there’s that dive he took late in the game up in bUFfalo a few years ago, when he was just too scared after getting grazed?(The video showed he was almost completely missed!) That was about pathetic. Still, I understand many of the fans in town still bend over for his ass, so, he’s a least got y’all fooled. Of course, most of you probably chase the red (laser) light up and down the wall too. After all, side-shows like Chaud are here to divert attention. His side-shows acts, which have failed to help “his” team win even ONE playoff game (or even ONE must win game, for that matter), stay…but, he wont even once try the STFU and play method JUST once to see if that MIGHT be MORE helpful to an actual TEAM minded goal (WINS!)?… than his Bullshit skits have? (and they’ve failed miserably at all “TEAM” goals)…. Well, I sure hope winning is still a goal here….despite continual evidence to the contrary.

Anyway!…If the SECOND playoff game the Bengals “hosted” (and have BEEN in since 1990!) Mr “Productive”-o decided that after he was shut-down by D Revis in the Season’s FINAL game of the year (the week before), that he’d buckle down and concentrate ONLY on Football to prepare himself like a professional might, in an effort to help his team win this pending playoff game!….YEAH RIGHT!!…HA!..Man, that’s a freakin’ laugh!..No, instead, in typical jackass form he promoted himself (yawn, again!) by expressing that he’d “own” Revis in the rematch. He went on that week to continue to busy himself with other-than-football-related issues, such as; Express that the “man-on-man sex” he had during the week was proof he was “ready” to play, and then further ready himself by arranging to have the big rig truck he bought himself for his birthday; delivered and set up on display at the stadium. You know, all the important things ALL those wr’s from Indy and N’awlins do/did before their games. Yeah, RIGHT!(again)…Chud also busied himself by proposing that he’d change his name back to “Johnson”, if Revis wasn’t his “bitch” by game’s end. Well, add bet welcher to Chud’s long list of asinine characteristics. The D!ck-head still goes by that ridiculous Ocho-crap-o name! and still, the drones of fans stand by him (while he laughs at them).

Chud’s list of accomplishments continue with his bashing of the City, the fans, and all the players who expected him to actually lead the team by “playing” well (novel concept, eh?)….AND, as a team leader (defined by his time here, his salary and his self-promotion) he was critical of the expectations of him???? After all, they only get to play Cleveland TWICE a year!…OH, and he had that really good game against Miami that year they only won one game;….in week 17 no less!

THIS is the guy endorsing another guy who is as BIG an asshole, but has advancement down the diminished capacity career line a slight bit more! The Bills let him walk, and its been reported that NO OTHER TEAM HAS ANY INTEREST IN TERRELL OWENS at all. CHUD has taken all he’s meant to the city, and all that TO brings to the table, and the fact NO ONE else wants him, and decided assholes love company, and pioneered the Bungles signing the senior distraction/cancer! In true BT Barnum fashion, Mikey Brown has listened, and will probably sign this Class “A”9as in asshole) distraction and team destroyer. They made strides last year, but were a deep threat short of a good offense. Signing a guy NO other team wants, JUST MAKES GOOD SENSE! After all, we still have Chud!…and if HE were anything close to as good as he (and some of YOU) think?..He’s have moved on LOOOOONNNGGG ago! He knew no other team wanted him, and that no other fan base would put up with his diversionary clown antics. Other teams and other teams’ fans expect winning football over clowns!…or, at least a careful mix of both!

I feel really really bad for The Saints,….all they got was a Super Bowl win,….WE still have Chud and his tired ass act!…SUCKERS!!!…AND!, as a bonus, WE still use that tired old chant we stole from them YEARS ago!; ”Who Dey!?”…”WHO DEY?” (HA HA in their FACES!!!)….Well, since 1990?, “Who Dey” = everyone!! Can you imagine a more ridiculous chant for a this team? The only team to have zero playoff wins since 1990?!?!?

IF there is a saving grace here, its this;…..THERE does exist ONE guy in the NFL who is a BIGGER (and better) self-promoting media whore, than Chud (though to THIS guys credit, he has achieved a ga-zillion times more than Chud in his career); and that’s, you guessed it, Brent (I know) FaVre! The whore is going to prolong his “retirement/staying” presser for a few months yet, so I guess the idea that he and TO hook up for a last hoo-haa, is a possibility!??? The NFL has LONG lost its “sport” focused approach, and has been slowly sliding into the being what “pro” Wrestling is; Side-bar stories and distracting loud-mouthed idiots are now the driving force!….Sadly, its been eaten up by the fans so well, its now all the foundation the NFL has left, and what they now need to pursue to continue. This is no longer “Football”, but just another long-breathed staged Reality Show. Drink it in!….ITs gonna be grape flavored THIS year!

The G-String Question: Is the reaction dumber than the question itself? HELL YES!

The Bucs are off the hook.  The single dumbest question of the NFL Scouting Combine was asked to Oklahoma defensive tackle Gerald McCoy.

“Someone asked me if I wore a g-string or a jock strap when I played,” McCoy told the NFL Network set Monday to disbelief, laughter, and amazement.

Analyst Mike Mayock wanted to know McCoy’s reaction to the question.  The affable defender just left his mouth open in a stunned expression. 

We heard a few stories in Indianapolis of coaches jokingly messing with players during interviews, but none sounded as creepy as this.

The video of the interview is oddly not yet on NFL.com. That’s probably a coincidence.  Or perhaps the league is embarrassed.

REALLY, Jackass?..You think the NFL is embarrassed that some one reported that a player was asked a question off of the normal script? Gheesh, how long have you been following Pro Football? These questions judge reaction, no one is interested in the actual answer,..well, unless it involves Paris Hilton, a bipolar Koala bear, and a rented U-Haul.

The general reaction has been that poor Mr McCoy should be offended!….Awww, maybe if his feelings ae hurt, the question served its purpose. After all, it was HE who felt the need to share this snip-it with the rest of the class. The “character flaw”, in part, is ALL his!

 

Well, they made another one, just for you!

Go figure, apparently SOME people are uptight!?!?.. People in this country can get freaked out about some one else’s opinion or views?..WOW! -Who’d have thunk it?

Ok, I am sick and tired of seeing this cat’s mug on my TV, computer, and all other types of media.  Tim Tebow-Jonas was a fine college player, but a disgrace to the game and the rest of the players at the same time.  You as the QB for a University such as Florida, you have a moral and ethical obligation to sleep with as many co-eds as humanly possible.  You are recruited there to play football and pound ass.  Do you think that pretty boy surfer dude QB Matt Barkley, of USC, isn’t out there spreading his Barkley butter all over Southern California?  I will bet anything that kid is bagging a chick or 2 a day.  Listen Tim, petition the NCAA for another year of eligibility, call it a medical return, and take another year and figure out this situation that you have so deeply committed yourself to.  Go out and crush some ass or put your promise ring on, change your last name to Jonas, head out on tour with your brothers, and stay off of my TV.  You are letting real men down with your actions.

National Signing Day!…the day silly ass College Football junkies (like myself) are glued to their favorite sites waiting for 17 - 18 year old kids to commit their College choices! For the Florida Gators, the class is pretty much complete; and all before 11am! This is the earliest I can recall this being “over”!…Well, there is a highly regarded OL Chaz Green who they still hope to get, but the rest are Signed sealed and ALL GATORS!. Check out that link, and dot the lines on what will be an amazing Defensive Line.

5* DE Ronald Powell (#1 overall recruit, per Rivals)

5* DT Sharrif Floyd (#4 overall recruit, per Rivals)

5* DT Dominique Easley (#7 overall recruit, per Rivals)

4* DE Lynden Trail (#123 overall recruit, per Rivals)

Add Safety Matt Elam (5*, overall #25 player, per Rivals) and Cornerback Joshua Shaw (4* overall #28 player, per Rivals) and the Defense might be kinda strong!…AGAIN!

Collectively, 10 of the Rival Top 100 are signed in as Gators…well, Travon Van isn’t “in” yet, but should be (HE’S SIGNED NOW!) (He’s not in the top 100 though). If Chaz Green (#43 overall, per Rival / OL) avoids the UTenn temptations, he could make 11 of the top 100 that are Gators (& 5 of the top 28 !). Not bad for a Coach who nearly had to quit due to health problems, in the middle of recruiting! Just added Adrian Coxson, 6′2″ wr from Maryland. 27 loi’s, one spot left….for Mr Green!?!?!?!

OSU is humming right around the #26 mark, though when OL Seantrell Henderson (#2 overall recruit, per Rivals) commits, that will shoot them back in the top 20 easy! They really didn’t have a whole lot of need this year. Young team, pretty much already set for 2010. Still, got a good class.

UC hasn’t cashed in, they are listed at #56…B-Kelly left no favors when he parted. They’ve lost a few of the touted recruits they had. By late afternoon they could fall into the 60’s in class rank. 

The SEC is, once again, taking the bulk of the talent, by conference. Seven of the top 19 ranked classes are from the SEC. (Florida, Auburn, Alabama, LoSerU, Tennessee, Jawja, and Ole Miss ; SoCarolina fell to #26) Making it once again, the top conference in recruiting. Somehow people STILL doubt they are the best!…As if 4 National Titles in a row, and 5 out of the last 6 didn’t nail it down for them….???

To Bengals nation n my fans, sorry for letting you guys down n for doing wat I did. I hope dat u guys continue to support me n all I do! I kno its gonna be hard to believe me but I will do everything in my power to gain ur trust back! I will definitely learn from this!

The quote above was taken from Rey Maualuga’s Twitter account this morning.

I wonder if the girls’ parents of the car he smashed are as willing to forgive and forget.

Most of the BIG names have declared, and Texas will likely end up with the #1 Class, followed by Florida, Alabama and a few other SEC Schools (6 in the top 10 to this point). On Wednesday (02.03.10) it’ll all settle, sans the possibility some Terrell Pryor/Bryce Brown type decides to ride the “LOVE-ME” train a little longer. For Pryor, it kinda made his two years of comparable “let-down” kinda interesting. And for UMichy and PeniSUfans, may have been a little humorous? OK, so in Michy’s case, they are PROBABLY a little more concerned with their direction, than how much better off both Pryor and THEY would be had it gone to Ann Arbor. Michiganis addressing their defensive needs in this class, but as far as top recruits coming in, that hasn’t yet returned. They will be better going forward, but Richie-Rod will wear asbestos underwear in this, his final year at the helm. Michigan will not be improved enUFf to save him….and the rope he’s been (to this point)given is long enUFf. PeniSU has righted the ship under Coke Bottle Glasses Guy, and lead the big10 in this years race. Its largely believed they’ll fall off a little in the conference THIS year, but are re-loading with this 2010 class.

 There are two semi-high profile recruits, possibly, who will run this route this year. The extra time did little good for either of the two mentioned above; Pryor has been largely mis-used in Columbus, and Bryce Brown will move on to the NFL without ever playing in a January Bowl game! Still, I’m sure those extra weeks of Coaches coming by to blow you, were well worth the delay. In Pryor’s case, though, at least he’ll be playing for his conference Title every year. As much a credit to the his team, as it is for his conference. This year, he’ll have to beat scUMiami, Wiscony and Iowa. The two in conference games could be the most competition they had in a long while! scUMiami could be better this year than last. They have a ton of young fast players, that just didn’t handle the hot start so well last year. The game in 2011 will be the tUFfer game, but Pryor will likely make the jump by then…..based on potential more than appeal, I believe. He’s got the tools, he’s just not been able to play the kind of offense he’s built to play. tOSU fans would agree with that, following a loss. They might disagree with that line of thinking now, though. Fresh off a win against Defense-challenged Oregon (who was SHUT down by BSU in game one!), they have boners for the “O” now! At the time, of the Boise win over Ore-gone, it was considered an aberration. The team showed improvement. HOWEVER! -Noting what side of the ball matters (exclusively) in the PAC10 (sans USC), it may mean a little somethin’-somethin’..?? Oregon got to #7 by beating Arizona by 3 in double OT (44-41) and by beating Oregon State IN EUGENE, by 3 (UC smoke OSU in Corvallis in 2010,..smoked ‘em!) Arizona was shut-out in its Bowl game against Nebraska!

UCincinnati class rank, thus far?….With INdy’s DyJuan Lewis (top 150 player/recruit) in the mix, they are up to #58, per Rivals. HERE

Catch signing day updates here!….THIS coming Wednesday!

What a silly, silly little man-boy. Lane Kiffin, in an attempt to hide the skeletons in the closets he recently left at his 2.6 million dollar home the good people of UTenn were renting for him, has decided to start up a hoot of a rumor;

ANIMAL HOUSE: Word on the street is that Kiffin and Ed Orgeron are hammering away at Urban Meyer on the recruiting trail. Reportedly, recruits are being told that Urban Meyer already has a plan in place to succeed Lee Corso on ESPN’s College GameDay. Forget, for a moment, how Meyer feels; poor Corso, who battled back from a stroke and is one of the biggest supporters of college football, must feel like he was blindsided. While it’s a cute story those two concocted, me thinks Laney should worry more about what TMZ uncovers regarding his sordid social life in Knoxville during his short stay on Rocky Top. And Coach O(gre), well. … He should just try to make English his first language. After all, that Geico “So easy a Caveman can do it” marketing campaign has got to run out at some point, right?

Yeah, as if the order of his recently let house isn’t enUFf to keep him busy, Lamey has created a story in an attempt to play Urban off as the new Lee Corso! Petty and meaningless?…That’s the Kiffin Klown!! Rock on Kif, you’ll be a star on your (own) merit SOME DAY!!!…..or not. You’ll always be your Daddy’s little man!

USC fans are fearing the cloak-n-dagger “Browns-move-to-Baltimore” style antics of Mr Pete Carroll as he “Signs-n-drives” outta LA!….Sure, Prater and maybe Baxter (a WR and an RB recruit, who are rated as the #2 and #3 overall recruits this year; Baxter reportedly likes Florida and Michigan as “alts”) might “re-open” their options because of this, but that’s small potatoes! THEY may leave (or seek options) maybe not ONLY because the Coach is making off with a ton of cash! (rumored to be approx. 7 million and nearly FULL control!), but because “there be” good reason(s) Pete couldn’t say no THIS time! P-E-N-A-L-T-I-E-S !!!!,…and if they have teeth; the end of USC domination as we’ve come to know it!

Riiiiggghhhtt!, there are NCAA people snoopin’ ’round them fertile football grounds now, and they may not leave for a little while this time! So much for the heroic, “The Captain always goes down with his ship”, saying, eh? Not when said ship can be replaced with 35 million in “G” dollars!

The NCAA couldn’t get any evidence on Reggie Bush before (they lack subpoena power, so they couldn’t make Bush spill any details), but the Bush trial just got green-lite, so the NCAA will get all the evidence they need from the public record of the trial. As much as I love conspiracy theories and the NCAA, for the most part it’s due to a serious lack of power in terms of evidence gathering. They need snitches to make a case, period. Things may be getting steamy for Carroll, and he might be leaving before his factory gets put on serious probation! Like 7 million wont ease his pain,….

The PAC10 and the NCAA had reasons to keep looking the other way, in the USC case. There is (or “was”) a void of good football interests in the far West (Go ahead, say it with me; East Coast Bias!…East Coast Bias!…); That is until recently (Oregon, aka: Nike U!) with the development of that team in Eugene (see Nike co-founder Phil Knight ).  The colorful Ducks can take up the slack now, they have the funding, and a great Offense brewing up there. Typical to the Pac10 ways, though, they dont much bother with playing defense!

So, Pete’s skippin’ off to Seattle and staying a few steps ahead of the law…..can ya blame him? AND!,..after all, its NEVER the people who actually DO the bad things that EVER pay the price in these cases!…..Pete, Maye, Bush, McKnight (who declared for te NFL just now!) all got theirs!…Its just the school and the fans that get the groin shot and a vacation from “Bowling”!!!

Nice work Pete, enjoy your time resurecting the Seahawks!…..and, all that great coffee! Please keep us abreast of how that Colton Harris-Moore case is going!

Mark Sanchez says: THIS,..or, listen to him HERE

Leach has always loved up on, some Adam James!….PROOF

Alone, this video is nothing….coupled with the events of the past few weeks, it takes on a bigger life.

What a clown act this puke Mike Leach is becoming. Freakin’ guy acts all bad ass, then runs to him’s Lawyer like a little bitch when he gets in similar trouble with HIS Boss!. Yeah, you’re such a bad ass Mr Leach, right up until you’re a crap hypocrite!

Adam James is a “douche” because his Daddy meddles in Leach’s affairs concerning the team,…and, reportedly, his kids playing time. Mike Leach disciplines him in the manner HE sees fit, primarily because he has more “juice” than James. That, by Leach’s accounts (and his attorney), is just fine. However, when Leach gets discipline for, primarily, exposing the School to millions in liability!??! -Mr Leach runs to HIS “Daddy” (the lawyer!) the same way the meddling kid he complains about, apparently did. Leach wants his lawyer to correct the way the AD/School conducts their business??! “Way to keep your head on a swivel”, Coach!  —  This is so beautiful, they ought to bottle it up and shove it down Leach’s fat face (they’d easily fit it in there, past the sacks of sand he keeps in his cheeks)! Is this some of the qualities all those parents saw in Mr Leach, so “for-to-they” entrusted him to teach their boys life lessons?

How satisfying is this for A-James?…Leach obviously had a problem with James since at least last April, per the attach Vid-clip, so its not like there’s no history to bring to the table. The “APS” (Attending Physicians Statement) has stated that the Leach-interpreted diagnosis was whacked! (see: HERE ) -Also the trusted trainer and an assist. Coach have shown support to the James’ version of this story.

 Leach and his “Daddy” will continue to pursue a “settlement” (despite stepping on their own dicks in the process.), not because Leach should be entitled to one, but because the nature of this situation is that there will be one offered. He’s a pig, and he acted like a moron here. He should be gone for opening the School up to that liability, AND for being a hypocrite f*cktard! Leach is now the punk kid, complaining about conspiracies and running back to “Pop’s” for help….

Method for making things “right”?…

I hope this douche rots in the septic tank of a Texas slaughter-house, with the lights off and the door locked! And in there with him? -His equally corrupt lawyer!….and, 12 of his associates (just for good measure!). Mike Leach should be release after several weeks (The lawyers can stay there forever!,….the only ones who’ll miss them are other sleaseballs looking to sue some one for no reason at all!), and free to pursue a life of Coaching red ants. Immediately upon his release he should be forced to get his hair cut updated from its current “70’s porn dude” to something less geeky. Maybe a mullet perm? (baby steps)

12-1 sucks, dont it?…Yeah, it sucked for the Gator fans too! They/we were pizzed off, after the ‘Bammer game. They thought they’d be playing next week, on Thursday! That didn’t happen, though, because they screwed the pooch in the SEC Championship game. Alabama had things working, and outplayed Florida. Now BAMMER gets the big date with the “Steers”, and a shot at the big brass ring.

Florida got to play one more game before it would be “over”…and ANY BCS Bowl game is an honor and a big deal; Win or lose. UC had a great year, no shame in going 12-1,….No shame in winning a (BCS) Div One Crown!….No shame in igniting a city’s passion for Football;- in a town void of “good” Sport for so long. No shame in putting the city on the Football map, and placing two great players (and super individuals) into the NFL Draft board! (at least)

In 1995, Florida went 12-0 through te regular season, and earned a game with the Corndogs from Nebraska!….They led after the first quarter, but ended up getting pummeled by perhaps the greatest College Football team of all time….at least some can argue they were! Florida responded by winning the National Title the following year. Steve Spurrier wasn’t the Coach bringing in 5-star recruits with much regularity. He took his “kind” of players, and made they play his brand of Football. Kinda like what Brian Kelly was doing here. UCincinnati can use this season as a springboard, to continue this success. The loss last night might have looked bad, or felt bad, but its part of the growth. The city showed they will support this, and the love is everywhere. I went to 8 different places today, and was cursed out in everyone!….That’s some good Bearcat support there, folks!

Team STATISTICS:

First downs — Florida 28, Cincinnati — 19
Rushes-yards — Florida 34-177, Cincinnati — 23-76
Passing — Florida 482, Cincinnati — 170
Comp-Att-Int — Florida 31-36-0, Cincinnati — 27-45-0
Return Yards — Florida 10, Cincinnati — 0
Punts-Avg. — Florida 1-44.0, Cincinnati — 6-42.2
Fumbles-Lost — Florida 0-0, Cincinnati — 1-0
Penalties-Yards — Florida 12-90, Cincinnati — 3-40
Time of Possession — Florida 32:20, Cincinnati — 27:40

INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

RUSHING
Florida:Gillislee 5-78, Tebow 14-51, Rainey 4-27, Moody 8-14, Demps 3-7.
Cincinnati:Pead 7-48, T.Kelce 1-19, Ramsey 6-18, Goebel 1-8, D.Williams 1-(minus 5), T.Pike 7-(minus 12).

PASSING
Florida:Tebow 31-35-0-482, Team 0-1-0-0.
Cincinnati: T.Pike 27-45-0-170.

RECEIVING
Florida:Hernandez 9-111, Cooper 7-181, Thompson 5-63, Rainey 4-71, Moody 4-19, Nelson 2-37.
Cincinnati:Gilyard 7-41, Binns 5-29, Guidugli 5-22, Woods 4-46, Ramsey 2-16, Pead 1-7, Alli 1-6, Waugh 1-2, Goebel 1-1.

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Looking forward to a great year, in 2010! Hope y’all have a great SAFE time tonight, and dont forget about that little old game tomorrow night,…right close to 8:30pm or so…..

If you’re thinking about some kind of NEW YEARS food for that game, WE here at FatGuySports gotcha coverd! This little feast is sure to help make YOU a hit!(at least big points for original game grub!)….Get up early and run down to Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield; -Might be your best commercial option for the ingredients…If not, hit up some random farm on your way home tonight. Either way, you’ll love this one!

FGS New Years “Pacha Pary Treat”!

This terrifying abomination of a meal heralds from Iraq and consists of you eating boiled sheep’s head. That’s pretty much it. Oh, also, you might get some trotters and stomach thrown in there if you’ve been good.

The ingredients are all boiled slowly so that a sort of broth (read: distilled liquid nightmare) forms around the head, and whatever other body parts are being boiled. It is then seasoned to taste (most likely with the screams of children) and served with some bread soaking in the broth itself. If the stomach is being served as well, then that would most likely be filled with rice and lamb before being sewn shut to keep all that stomach-flavored goodness inside.

Perhaps the worst part of the dish is that once you get over the oddness of eating a boiled sheep’s head, all you’re really doing is eating sheep meat, until the terror reveals itself with each consecutive mouthful of boiled head meat. Piece by piece and scrap of flesh by scrap of flesh, you will slowly reveal the rictus grin of the sheep skull beneath. Depending on whether or not you opt to have the eyeballs removed or left in, by the time you finish your pacha, you’ll be left with a skull on a plate, its empty eye-sockets a hollow mockery of their former selves.      YUM!

So, what does the guy do?….Well, this is America folks, so of course he SUES the School! SURE!…Lawyers will sue for any F*ckin’ reason, even one where you spill hot ass f’n coffee on your crotch!..AND, apparently, when you MAKE a football player stand in a shed for getting a concussion!

listen, I get the part where a Coach is responsible to tUFf’n up the players, and there have been all kinds of techniques used to get that message across,..but tell, me PLEASE, anyone, What does standing in a “shed” for 3 hours do for a player who has a CONCUSSION!?!?!?….Bear Bryant would be OUT, if he attempted this stupid stupid, F’N stupid tactic. WHAT THE F*CK?!?!….Can you see the progression here?….JAMES: “Coach, I’ve been diagnosed with a concussion, and the Doc says I shouldn’t practice…..Says I should get rest”…LEACH: “OK, sure, I can understand that, son…Did this “DOC” fella say anything about YOU standing uninterrupted for several hours in a tool shed?”…..JAMES: “What?”….”Stand in a tool shed, Coach?”….”Is there a benefit to standing in a shed, even withOUT a concussion?”….LEACH: “F*CK YOU SON!…I’m the fat ass with man-boobs around here, NOT YOU!…I SAY YOU STAND IN A FREAKIN’ SHED for 3 hours, YOUR ASS STANDS IN A TOOL SHED FOR 3 HOURS, boy-ee”!….JAMES: “OK”….”Damn, you’re a smart man, Coach”…LEACH: “ARE YOU IN THAT SHED YET SON?!?!?!

Really, what ounce of sweat can you imagine you’ll get from sending a kid with a concussion, to “stand” in a shed?….I’ve been sent through the wringer puh-lenty! I understand and support the cause as it relates to the goals of getting the players to be tUFf,….however, knowing NOW about the legal side of things, and hearing how schools are paying off claims left and right over issues like NOT letting a pregnant girl play Volleyball, to kids dying during ordered “runs”,…I cannot imagine what Leach exposed Texas Tech to in the form of a lawsuit. had they NOT taken issue with this, it would have been as if they endorse this crazy teaching technique. In light of what happened to fatass Mangino over in Kansas, HOW can anyone support Leach on this? Fat Albert Mangino was dismissed over making a kid burn his hands doing the crawl, for gawds sake. What happens if James ends up with perm brain damage?….it wouldn’t even have to be related to the “STAND” treatment….but a Doctor somewhere will say it “could” have! The school’s fly is WIDE OPEN for litigation, and a huge payout!…FOR WHAT?….No, releasing Leach was the way to go. Tim Tebow made having a concussion a topical thing, and since there has been an out pour of players coming forward stating that they’ve been permanently hurt by Coaches and organizations for “forcing” them to Play or train after being diagnosed with a concussion! All these players coming back and supporting Leach, are not taking into consideration what the man opened up, as far as liability, for the school. His actions were crazy, foolish, and criminal. He shouldn’t be allowed to train the Guantanamo prisons in hari kari! He should never coach again, and his assface lawyer should be disbarred for taking this to our already jammed up courts!

LEACH VIDEO

F*CK YOU LEACH!…I hope some one makes you go 45 minutes w/o a meal, you hypocritical asshat!…You’d break like a bread stick at the 15 minute mark! I hope JAMES, sues YOUR ass! Craig James should run a pony express over your fat ass, but he wont because PETa will jump his sh.t because the horses would break their legs tripping over your man-boobs!

On a sloppy Field in Mid-Florida (Orlando) Wisconsin beat back the Jacory Hurricanes 20-13. The field was a bit of a factor but, like that old saying, it was “The same for both teams”. John Clay, the beast, RB for Wiscony was the difference. I sure have to say, I didn’t think Wisc’y had a chance in this one. Its not the Speed vs Size argument, it was Harris playing young and Wisconsin taking away his time (for the most part). Harris may have a brilliant career ahead of him, but he’s paying for that later success with erratic play now.

Miami players have, for a number of year, “tried” to re-connect to those glory years of the 80’s-early 90’s when they pretty much forced themselves on everyone. Since the mid 90’s and sans that incredible team in 2001, they have failed (Randy Shannon had a hand in most if that)…..and looked kind of silly doing so. They tried, last night, to “swagger”, just to show they could! “Swagger” btw, is too dated to keep using. It sounds like The Golden Girls rapping, bad. They appear desperate and like wanna-bee’s rather than the good players they are (or could be). College Football has “era’s”, and that “swagger” era is over…Now-a-days, they all have swagger, which is basically “in your face confidence”, or in most cases “over-confidence”. Faux swagger?; is as obvious as the drunk girl at a Wedding reception! Its like some “need” to feel like you just did something you’re expected to do…which is kinda sad.

Miami “popping” and “cracking” last night after even the most meager play or event, should have made the Micheal Irvin’s of the past, roll in their coke laced bedding. This is still a team of pretenders, and maybe once they drop the stale act and try and play Football for a whole season, that silly ass “The U” slogan might be relevant again.

Not taking anything away from the effort out of Wiscony! They played, played hard, and they didn’t get all yippie about every play; Even the BIG plays. It was refreshing to see. College Football is played with emotion, true. Its also played with your mind. Clouding it up with “Oh gawd I’m good”, seems to have its limits. When Miami was the “little team that wasn’t suppose to” at the beginning of the year, they played very well. They had 4 games to start the year, and while no one was giving them a chance they did well…..once that young team started pea-cocking around and Jacory Harris was in his “We don’t want no bandwagon jumpers” phase, they immediately played poorly (against VTech) and finished losing to Clemson(in Miami) and UNC(away)! Two teams they should have beaten, talent wise. Randy Shannon let his Miami past take over, and he’s gonna get roller coaster like results…..unless?

My advice to those Hurricanes?..not that I’d expect any of them to care about it, but ; Make your OWN name by doing something different! Maybe leave the 80’s and 90’s where they are, in your history. Maybe go out there, play a mental game, play through to the whistle, get up play hard again. Leave the head popping, shoulder strutting and the jump up and celebrate every freakin’ tackle, OUT of the game. How many fumbles aren’t picked up, or plays finished off, because the player feels he’s just GOT to jump up and bump someone or some thing, RIGHT NOW!?!?…..Yeah, that’s hardly proprietary to Miami players, but maybe they go out and start some “new era”?…2010 should be “their” year, so…maybe its a good time?