They do work well together!

If you haven’t read the quote, where he rips on the Favre/Minny saga, then you sure should!;

Brett Favre’s former teammate, said the QB’s dustup on Sunday night with Vikings coach Brad Childress exposed what he said is the truth behind the Vikings: That Favre is calling the shots for the team.

“Everybody in Minnesota knows that Brett Favre is running that organization,” LeRoy Butler, a Packers safety from 1990-2001, told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel. “When the head coach leaves and goes and picks him up in his SUV, and brings him to the facility. Everyone knows who’s running the Minnesota Vikings.”

Favre said he had a “heated discussion” with Childress on Sunday when the coach tried to remove him from the game. Childress downplayed the severity of the disagreement, but said he was worried that Favre was being hit too much.

Cracks may be showing in the Childress-Favre relationship that blossomed when the coach recruited the QB out of retirement his summer. ESPN’s Kevin Seifert categorized six stress points that have opened up between the two this season.

Butler said that Favre was wrong not to accede to Childress’ wish to lift him from the game, but said the Vikings share blame because they knew what they were getting from him.

“Brett is a chip, Super Bowl or bust, all in,” he told the Journal-Sentinel. “So you knew Brett was a diva, you knew Brett wanted it his own way, you knew this all along. It was just a matter of time before it happened.”

Butler also said that other players on the Vikings surely have taken notice that Childress has lost control of Favre.

“If I’m Percy Harvin, and I have a question on a route or a play, I’m going right to Brett Favre,” he told the paper. “If I’m Adrian Peterson and I’m not getting the carries I want, I don’t go to Childress or (OC Darrell) Bevell, I go to Brett Favre. He’s running the team. All this falls on Brett.”

This is hilarious!…Brett Favre is a bitch too?…Media Whore, DIVA, AND a little cry-bitch….great stUFf Mr Butler! You’ve always been a great player(and a former ‘Nole), and now, I think you’ve just worked your way into the ESPN NFL pre-game line-up!…At least you’d get my STRONG endorsement!!! You think Bitch-Brett will get into Coaching for REAL,..later? Who’d want to take direction from this guy then???

Ok, seriously, this REPORT is suggesting that Mr Henry is in some serious trouble, following an apparent mishap in a vehicle possibly driven by a “woman of interest”. This is a horrible situation and I do hope Henry is going to come out of this OK. Any prior dislike of Chris Henry was always FAR short of wishing him any ill will. My wish here is that this is similar to when reports mentioned Tiger Woods was in serious condition….and though he’s got some family issues ahead of him, physically he is well.

THIS incident, however, should serve as a reminder to EVERYONE,..men AND woman alike, just how freakin’ stupid it is to freak out over a spouse. Men are generally worse about this than woman are, but both have (collectively) made some INSANE moves, motivated by what some call “love”.

This is your FREE advice for the day, you needy mortals: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SOUL MATE (or anything like that, freaks!)! There just isn’t! First off, there are 6 BILLION people on this planet, and nearly 300 million people in these United States. You think you met the perfect match?..and for some of you, mere minutes after you left High School?….COME ON! If you are THAT ugly and socially clumsy that you think no one else will have you, then you dont need a “partner”, you need heavy doses of Thorazine and a room with rubber walls!

I’m not saying you should use woman like shake-n-bake bags, but there’s also no need to lock down on one like a Pit-Bull to a steak bone. Let’s work towards a little self control, and away from more stories like Tiger and Henry, where dudes (and woman) give up so much, for what amounts to nothing!

Now, let’s hear some good news on Chris Henry!…Pull out of this, Mr Henry!

And there’s NOTHING you can do about it!….NERDS?…no, not that old game. This group is far more crushing! 

OR, CLICK HERE

Are you scared?…YET?!?!?!

….I apologize if this double-homicide killer has YOU snowed, but this dude just gave me diabetes from watching that horse-shit piece he just did on ESPN today (08.16.09). The lone credit I give this killer, is the restraint he shows while preacher-talking like he does and not cracking up laughing! Props to YOU, Preacher man!…always the salesman, huh?!?!

Really, and I think we’ve drained the (sad) pool of attachable assets in regard to the Steve McNair death by now. But NO!…Ray-Ray has a deeper agenda and needs to show those last 3 people in America what a right-proper religious man he (fake) is. Ray-Ray has already cashed large checks on the heels of this tragic death, to a point where it makes you wonder if he’s not secretly happy the dude died!…After all, this is the guy who gaffed to death two dudes in an upscale bar outside Atlanta, then had the presence of mind to graphically illustrate to his posse proper “post-murder” protocol in the speeding get-away limo! Few things would surprise me, considering this hunk of human trash. Let’s cap it off now, and limit how much personal gain you can leech off of another man’s pain/death. Go home, on this issue, already Ray….some people miss this man and DON’T need to make a publicity gain OVER and OVER again! You’ve milked your peace, now drop it! ESPN should be liable to an extent I feel,….yeah, the insulin shot I had to take should be covered by their medical plan!

Sure, many “fans” point out his ‘on-the-field” contributions,…as if that means anything over a double-homicide case, or the self-promotion of oneself at the expense of a dead friend!….Hey, I understand Steve NcNair was a solid player, who won an(a split) MVP award and went to 3 Pro Bowls during his NFL career,….but let’s limit the love a little too. The man died on the couch of his (likely) secret love-nest, with what night have been one of a number of extra-marital Affairians! (oh,…its a word!). Certainly I am NOT a person who would beat up a man over having the “want-to’s”,…heck men just HAVE that, but dude also had 4 kids who don’t get to see and have their Dad around because he picked up a mentally weak pice of ass. Not exactly “Man-of-the-Year” shit there, Ray…- He did NOT deserve to die over it either, of course.

Ray Lewis MURDERED two guys in cold blood, over a “respect” issue at a bar…..and here he’s talking so lovingly about missing this man, who was also killed…..Why there isn’t SOME one picking up on this connection, baffles the mind! ESPN has such stringent “rule-of-engagement” anymore about what can and cannot be reported though, that I guess its not really all THAT surprising. Guest writers and hosts alike have to kiss the corp butt and pre-submit everything, its a small wonder we get any timely stories from that global network. Anyway, RAY!…I’m betting the families of those two you killed are looking on and wondering how the HAIL “your” Gawd hasn’t struck you down by now, going on and on like you do…Then again, they probably don’t mind the large settlement you gave them so they’d not seek further “justice”!…..I guess that was just you playing more defense, huh?

The ESPN crap-fest included (please note sarcasm) his GRUELING anguish over “almost” leaving Baltimore (his city, of course)….HEY! there was a story angle to be had!….and then the Mikey Vick support/love to finish. This is after all, the self-named “God’s Linebacker”!….as if God’s Linebacker wouldn’t be able to do a little “more” in a season?!

The final message to the masses?…Ray is “OK being who is is”….REALLY?…He’s “OK” being a double-homicide killer who paid off the dead men’s families, then turned “preacher man” to snow you supportive fans (who value football tackles over stabbing two men to death), and show the masses just what a righteous piece of shit he is!.

I just saw another 13 seconds of the Ray Lewis ESPN interview,…..and now I’m in diabetic shock! …thanks ESPN!

If you have a chance next Monday July 20th, I recommend tuning into THIS the Wanted.”  Many of you have heard me complain about wanted international terrorists and war criminals hiding in plain sight around the world (often by taking advantage of the very democratic laws and institutions which they aim to destroy, hypocrite-fahqs!); Well, this show aims to do something about it.  Some of you may be surprised to learn such people live next door to you.  As you’ll see from the NY Times article below, it’s already stirring up controversy.

A close friend of mine (military intel) had the distinct pleasure to work with the lead counter terrorism operator in this show, Roger Carstens.  He was the real deal as a Green Beret and he’s sure to give you a real life glimpse into how such operations are conducted from the intelligence gathering, analysis and targeting phases all the way to advanced surveillance and operations.  I know you’ll enjoy!

And, “dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy ”….still, better him than me!

Billy Mays has taken his oxi-clean shirts to the after-World…..My hope is that HIS after-world, is some super sadistic dirty Hell,….where kittens lick his face,  Maude walks around naked asking for “all comers”, and where you scrub-scrub your crisp denim shirts but they never come clean!…I also hope that in this version of Hell, he is a mute, and everyone he sees (outside of naked Maude)  keeps asking him to repeat himself!

Ahh, Billy, a little bump on the head, but you had no pitch-product to help internal bleeding or divert  some brain swell?….DANG!…We’ll sure miss you….The Shamwow guy just doesn’t compare…..I kinda hope when HE goes, maybe due to a shank out in the yard, that his replacement is a combo of Roseanne Bahr and Cyndi Lauper. That way I can just get rid of my TV’s all together!

Billy Mays was loud-mouth Douchebag #1, and I was NOT a fan!…Joe Isuzu?…he was entertaining, for a few years,..and damn funny as the game show host on Married w/Children. Billy made me want to walk around with dirty clothes on, like some skank HO! Billy just BLEW!

I’ll stop short of saying its good that he’s dead,..but I do look forward to commercials again!   See MORE …..

… anyone else who died this week….and the list is distinguished for sure!
Sure, she was dying for a long while now,…..what, April she was in the hospital, and it was pretty well known then that this day would come,.; but SHE was who we all thought about when,…well, “when”! Long before there were partners, there was Farrah!…..No one can say that about Bud-Ed, Bible-face-the-Semi-Truck dude or the White Chick that use to be a Black Dude!…

I say, Fire off a final farewell to Farrah tonight, guys!…..She gave so much of herself, back oh those many years ago….I don’t mean to suggest incorporating yourselves (that’s just SICK!), but a proper 21 “gunner” send off is certainly warranted here. She’d have done it for you!……at least she’d have “nipped” thru her shirt for ya! 

Hail the NON-ped’o'phile, her “chair was not my son” too!!

TV-Land pulled off the TV equivilent to the Noble prize this weekend, securing 94% of the male population who watched TV at all, by going above and beyond sensible programming, to offer a FULL WEEKEND of “Married w/Children”!…..PURE GENIUS!

Imagine my joy, when at 8am on a Saturday, my daughter runs screaching into my sleep time, to tell me about this great TV phoenix!……The Bundy’s looped for 48 hours+!…..AMAZING! ….fortunatley, I got to see the Bobbi Brown (Miss Cherry Pie girl) episode twice!…TV-Land, you’re now in my Fav 5!

TV died a LOT, when they finished that miraculous run,…..dedicating a weekend of programming to this iconic show, should be rewarded!  BLESS YOU TV-Land!

….CRAP, I wish a lifetime of violently painful dysentery on!….And for those of  you that have even a glancing  interest in thing ONE that comes out of this blight on societies’ mouth (or any other of her OVER-used orifices), I curse you with a life that is forever spent  in the waste pools of an over-active slaughter house.

How in the HAIL did this trash-trend get started?…..The American public is in critical condition.

 Who didn’t see this coming? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has not only landed a book deal but finally found a production company for her reality show:

Suleman’s “attorney” Jeff Czech calls the series a “quasi-reality” show, explaining that instead of having a dozen cameramen tromping around her house 24 hours a day, film crews will only document select milestones, such as birthdays and other special events.
“Nadya knows she has to do something,” says Czech. “But she doesn’t want the constant filming because she feels that would be taking advantage of her kids. She’s trying to find the middle ground and feels this approach will work best.”
Czech also insists that his client doesn’t want her series to resemble Jon and Kate Gosselin’s show.
“She’s been watching them a bit lately and thinks it’s boring,” says Czech.

Awwwww snap! Jon and Kate just got Octo-slapped! Okay, now that that’s out of the way, here’s how you can spot the parts of the show that are “quasi-reality”:

1. Any scene where Octomom tries to buy a pair of shoes and doesn’t ask the cashier if they accept “baby” as a form of payment.
2. Anytime you see Octomom withdrawal cash from the ATM instead of asking a crewmember to impregnate her.
3. All scenes involving nannies not jumping out the window with a baby under each arm screaming “Muchacha es el diablo!”
4. Montages featuring Octomom raising her children. (The CGI should tip you off.)
5. Kooky tea parties with Gloria Allred.

STOP THE MADNESS,….Boycott this stupid stupid idea!

In another FLASHY and “OH SO” tempting plot twist, “Drone-TV” has struck another GOLD-mine with a MINDLESS hit reality show for the Slack-jawed Yokes…OK, so the show itself is a few years old (???), but the fake twists and manipulations are ALL HOLLY WOOD FRESH!….and the painfully stupid are only TOO ready to eat it up!….Even the FAMILIES of these two trashy “whores” have come out and said this is crap!…that it is all “make for suckers TV”, yet the masses keep eating it up like pigs. - Like a car wreck, and the hacks that have to slow down and stare, ya just can’t help yourselves, huh?!?!?!

The season premiere of Jon and Kate Plus 8 earned so many ratings Monday night, TLC is pulling the plug on a reality show featuring Jennifer Lopez because, no joke, she won’t exploit her children like the Gosselins. -report:

It was just a year ago that TMZ broke the story that J.Lo and TLC were trying to come to terms on a reality show but J.Lo was adamant that she would not put her kids on TV — she wanted to focus on … yawn … behind the scenes on creating a new J.Lo fragrance. TLC, we’re told, wanted to show the kiddies.
Fast forward to Monday night — Jon & Kate scored an astonishing 9.8 million viewers. TLC sources tell us it’s pretty clear the J.Lo ain’t gonna sell tickets anymore, so they have shelved the show. As one TLC source put it, “It was on life support for awhile, and now we’ve just lost interest.”

Who knew pretending to get a divorce and making your eight children think daddy is leaving could earn enough TV gold to tell J-Lo to go f*ck herself? I guess this cloud really does have a silver lining. No, wait, Kate just melted it down and bought some more heels. False alarm!

…well, of course there’s a catch, but still….ONLY IN AMERICA!  

FREE WOOD!

You’ve got no job?…Running low on (love) money? Need help paying for your hard-on pills?…Well, HERE ya go!, ball your brains out!….After all, you have no job, that shouldn’t stop you from “PUMPIN’” out some more kids, right!!!!  Cuz remember, just because you’re stressed out over losing your job, shouldn’t negatively effect you’re subsidized sex life!….What helps generate blood flow like the thought of another mouth to feed, and a 3 year diaper sentence!???? If that don’t scare ya limp, NOTHING WILL, soldier!

THANK YOU Pfizer!…more welfare mother’s, deliquent Dad’s and baby criminals will have YOU to thank!…

Tragic, actually,….and at a ripe ol’ 86,….”Maude” and “Golden Girls” LEGEND Bea Arthur succumbs to the effects of nature (cancer), “and then’s” off to that great retirement home in the sky/hell…..

The star of the TV shows “Maude” and “The Golden Girls” died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, he said, but declined to give details.
“She was a brilliant and witty woman,” said Watt, who was Arthur’s personal assistant for six years. “Bea will always have a special place in my heart.”
Arthur first appeared in the landmark comedy series “All in the Family” as Edith Bunker’s outspoken, liberal cousin, Maude Finley. She proved a perfect foil for blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O’Connor), and their blistering exchanges were so entertaining that producer Norman Lear fashioned Arthur’s own series.
In recent years, Arthur made guest appearances on shows including “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Malcolm in the Middle.” She was chairwoman of the Art Attack Foundation, a nonprofit performing arts scholarship organization, and was an honorary director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Arthur is survived by her sons and two granddaughters. No funeral services are planned.

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