Saturday, March 20, 2010

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People who abuse the “good” that stupid people grant.

Posted by UFreak On March - 18 - 2010

When are “we” as a society going to start getting pissed off about Bullshit like this? This person has a goal of eating her way dead? Well, that would be fine if it were just her, and SHE were going to pay ALL the freaking bills she’ll accumulate until she does di FAT (see Bob Mack in the movie Se7en). Since most (or ALL) of use will not be sharing in the GLORY-GLORY of her achievement, why are we ALL made to be investors in her venture? I’m not thrilled about helping pay for her treatment and hospitalizations that will certainly find her very soon. This “pig” also NOW has a child! (see below)…and you’ll read here that it took a team of 30 medics to help deliver her child she had….THIRTY!?!?!….Who funded THAT? She can’t even pay for her own FOOD!….No!, so she runs a website where she eats crap food, to the “thrill” of idiots who pay to watch her DO that!….WOW! Instead of this bitch being a celebrity to the redneck fare of this world, she should be locked up. That poor kid will be orphaned soon, too….and Fatass wont be around to take care of her….BUT WE WILL! Those of us that are too stupid, who continue to be responsible parents and work to pay for her welfare tuition!…and, sadly, to foster her kid.

What a goal she’s set: To weigh 1000lbs!….how heroic, and what a model she is for that future scarred kid of hers. Where is the public outrage for this slow, very expensive suicide? 6 months before she “blows” she’ll recant her adventurous goal, and plead for more people to continue to bleed cash to “help” her!…and they’ll line up in droves to support her (well, they better, she might be in the 900lb range by then). quote; “She bought her ticket, she KNEW what she was getting into,…I say, Let her crash! Just dont ask the good people in the World to pay for it! Really, if a distructive mother is on drugs, they can take the kids away from the idiot,…But not this lady? Try a REAL goal, pig, like being there(alive) for your kid!

Read this, if you can “stomach it”!….(yeah, I know!)

Donna Simpson already weighs 43(stone), but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world’s fattest woman. (Heafty goal, huh?)The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

Donna Simpson already weighs 43 “stone” but is consuming an astonishing 12,000 calories a day in a quest to become the world’s fattest woman

‘My favourite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,’ she said.’I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite.’Donna, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible.Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world’s fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38 “stone”.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be even bigger.’I'd love to be 1,000lb,’ she said.’It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.’ (THAT LITTLE B*TCH!!!)

You might expect her long-term partner Philippe, 49, to advise her to slim down, but instead he encourages her to eat more.He met Donna on a dating site for plus-size people and is a self-confessed fat admirer, although he himself only weighs 150lbs.’I think he’d like it if I was bigger,’ said Donna.’He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.’ (“supports” may be a mis-termed word here…)

To achieve her goal, Donna says she will need to eat up to 12,000 calories a day (the average woman should consume only 2,000….-but then again “average women” orbit this huge sloth)To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

Donna’s weight problem began early. Her mother made big meals for Donna and her brothers and gave them lots of treats and fattening food.By the time Donna was nine, she weighed 13 stone.’Food was her way of showing she loved us, she wanted us to eat, and she was very protective of us,’ Ms Simpson said. (you are getting the WRONG impression here, Pig’malia)

‘She wouldn’t let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.’ (yeah, and she was qualified to do so because…?????)Donna’s mother died soon after (NO!!!..), and her dad married a woman who put the children on a strict diet. (HOW CRUEL!)’I used to steal food from the cupboards, which were still full because my mum used to store food,’ she said.

But as she got older, Donna began to worry about her weight and started taking diet pills.
Between the ages 14 and 18 she slimmed down to 11 stone, but was still unhappy.’Dieting just made me miserable because I was thinking about food all the time.,’ she said. (BIG CLUE!..BIG CLUE!)

After she left school, Donna got a desk job and no longer felt the need to fit in with other girls. (sure!…”Game over!”)’I felt so much better when the weight came back,’ she said.’It felt like who I was meant to be.’When Donna was 19 she met her first husband, who worked as a chef at a steak restaurant.’He worked night shifts and would come home at 2 or 3am and bring the leftovers with him,’ she said.’We’d stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter.’I started gaining weight quickly and my husband liked it.’He said I was sexier when I was bigger, and I felt happier too.’

When she was 27, Donna weighed 25 stone, and fell pregnant with her eldest son, Devin. Her marriage ended soon after and she turned to food for comfort.

By the age of 31, she weighed 43 stone and decided to try and lose weight. She lost five stones in six months and was due to have a gastric band operation.But just before she was due to go under the knife, her friend died during a similar operation.’That was a sign for me,’ Ms Simpson said.’I decided it just wasn’t worth it. I like being the way I am.’ (you’re the only one!)

Donna, then 37 stone, came across a website which celebrated obese women.When she admitted her real size, Donna was flooded with emails from men. (sick men!)’They sent me gifts through the post, like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster,’ she said.And she unrepentant of her weight-gain goal, despite risking her own life in the process.’I love eating and people love watching me eat,’ she said.

‘It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.’……;F**K YOU BITCH!!

Wii-tarded!

Posted by UFreak On February - 25 - 2010

They do work well together!

LeRoy Butler, YOU DA MAN!!!!

Posted by UFreak On December - 23 - 2009

If you haven’t read the quote, where he rips on the Favre/Minny saga, then you sure should!;

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Brett Favre’s former teammate, said the QB’s dustup on Sunday night with Vikings coach Brad Childress exposed what he said is the truth behind the Vikings: That Favre is calling the shots for the team.

“Everybody in Minnesota knows that Brett Favre is running that organization,” LeRoy Butler, a Packers safety from 1990-2001, told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel. “When the head coach leaves and goes and picks him up in his SUV, and brings him to the facility. Everyone knows who’s running the Minnesota Vikings.”

Favre said he had a “heated discussion” with Childress on Sunday when the coach tried to remove him from the game. Childress downplayed the severity of the disagreement, but said he was worried that Favre was being hit too much.

Cracks may be showing in the Childress-Favre relationship that blossomed when the coach recruited the QB out of retirement his summer. ESPN’s Kevin Seifert categorized six stress points that have opened up between the two this season.

Butler said that Favre was wrong not to accede to Childress’ wish to lift him from the game, but said the Vikings share blame because they knew what they were getting from him.

“Brett is a chip, Super Bowl or bust, all in,” he told the Journal-Sentinel. “So you knew Brett was a diva, you knew Brett wanted it his own way, you knew this all along. It was just a matter of time before it happened.”

Butler also said that other players on the Vikings surely have taken notice that Childress has lost control of Favre.

“If I’m Percy Harvin, and I have a question on a route or a play, I’m going right to Brett Favre,” he told the paper. “If I’m Adrian Peterson and I’m not getting the carries I want, I don’t go to Childress or (OC Darrell) Bevell, I go to Brett Favre. He’s running the team. All this falls on Brett.”

This is hilarious!…Brett Favre is a bitch too?…Media Whore, DIVA, AND a little cry-bitch….great stUFf Mr Butler! You’ve always been a great player(and a former ‘Nole), and now, I think you’ve just worked your way into the ESPN NFL pre-game line-up!…At least you’d get my STRONG endorsement!!! You think Bitch-Brett will get into Coaching for REAL,..later? Who’d want to take direction from this guy then???

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Chris Henry likes women?

Posted by UFreak On December - 16 - 2009

Ok, seriously, this REPORT is suggesting that Mr Henry is in some serious trouble, following an apparent mishap in a vehicle possibly driven by a “woman of interest”. This is a horrible situation and I do hope Henry is going to come out of this OK. Any prior dislike of Chris Henry was always FAR short of wishing him any ill will. My wish here is that this is similar to when reports mentioned Tiger Woods was in serious condition….and though he’s got some family issues ahead of him, physically he is well.

THIS incident, however, should serve as a reminder to EVERYONE,..men AND woman alike, just how freakin’ stupid it is to freak out over a spouse. Men are generally worse about this than woman are, but both have (collectively) made some INSANE moves, motivated by what some call “love”.

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This is your FREE advice for the day, you needy mortals: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SOUL MATE (or anything like that, freaks!)! There just isn’t! First off, there are 6 BILLION people on this planet, and nearly 300 million people in these United States. You think you met the perfect match?..and for some of you, mere minutes after you left High School?….COME ON! If you are THAT ugly and socially clumsy that you think no one else will have you, then you dont need a “partner”, you need heavy doses of Thorazine and a room with rubber walls!

I’m not saying you should use woman like shake-n-bake bags, but there’s also no need to lock down on one like a Pit-Bull to a steak bone. Let’s work towards a little self control, and away from more stories like Tiger and Henry, where dudes (and woman) give up so much, for what amounts to nothing!

Now, let’s hear some good news on Chris Henry!…Pull out of this, Mr Henry!

They have UNITED!

Posted by UFreak On November - 4 - 2009

And there’s NOTHING you can do about it!….NERDS?…no, not that old game. This group is far more crushing! 

   

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Are you scared?…YET?!?!?!

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Ray Lewis is SO Full of SHIT!

Posted by UFreak On August - 16 - 2009

….I apologize if this double-homicide killer has YOU snowed, but this dude just gave me diabetes from watching that horse-shit piece he just did on ESPN today (08.16.09). The lone credit I give this killer, is the restraint he shows while preacher-talking like he does and not cracking up laughing! Props to YOU, Preacher man!…always the salesman, huh?!?!

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Really, and I think we’ve drained the (sad) pool of attachable assets in regard to the Steve McNair death by now. But NO!…Ray-Ray has a deeper agenda and needs to show those last 3 people in America what a right-proper religious man he (fake) is. Ray-Ray has already cashed large checks on the heels of this tragic death, to a point where it makes you wonder if he’s not secretly happy the dude died!…After all, this is the guy who gaffed to death two dudes in an upscale bar outside Atlanta, then had the presence of mind to graphically illustrate to his posse proper “post-murder” protocol in the speeding get-away limo! Few things would surprise me, considering this hunk of human trash. Let’s cap it off now, and limit how much personal gain you can leech off of another man’s pain/death. Go home, on this issue, already Ray….some people miss this man and DON’T need to make a publicity gain OVER and OVER again! You’ve milked your peace, now drop it! ESPN should be liable to an extent I feel,….yeah, the insulin shot I had to take should be covered by their medical plan!

Sure, many “fans” point out his ‘on-the-field” contributions,…as if that means anything over a double-homicide case, or the self-promotion of oneself at the expense of a dead friend!….Hey, I understand Steve NcNair was a solid player, who won an(a split) MVP award and went to 3 Pro Bowls during his NFL career,….but let’s limit the love a little too. The man died on the couch of his (likely) secret love-nest, with what night have been one of a number of extra-marital Affairians! (oh,…its a word!). Certainly I am NOT a person who would beat up a man over having the “want-to’s”,…heck men just HAVE that, but dude also had 4 kids who don’t get to see and have their Dad around because he picked up a mentally weak pice of ass. Not exactly “Man-of-the-Year” shit there, Ray…- He did NOT deserve to die over it either, of course.

Ray Lewis MURDERED two guys in cold blood, over a “respect” issue at a bar…..and here he’s talking so lovingly about missing this man, who was also killed…..Why there isn’t SOME one picking up on this connection, baffles the mind! ESPN has such stringent “rule-of-engagement” anymore about what can and cannot be reported though, that I guess its not really all THAT surprising. Guest writers and hosts alike have to kiss the corp butt and pre-submit everything, its a small wonder we get any timely stories from that global network. Anyway, RAY!…I’m betting the families of those two you killed are looking on and wondering how the HAIL “your” Gawd hasn’t struck you down by now, going on and on like you do…Then again, they probably don’t mind the large settlement you gave them so they’d not seek further “justice”!…..I guess that was just you playing more defense, huh?

The ESPN crap-fest included (please note sarcasm) his GRUELING anguish over “almost” leaving Baltimore (his city, of course)….HEY! there was a story angle to be had!….and then the Mikey Vick support/love to finish. This is after all, the self-named “God’s Linebacker”!….as if God’s Linebacker wouldn’t be able to do a little “more” in a season?!

The final message to the masses?…Ray is “OK being who is is”….REALLY?…He’s “OK” being a double-homicide killer who paid off the dead men’s families, then turned “preacher man” to snow you supportive fans (who value football tackles over stabbing two men to death), and show the masses just what a righteous piece of shit he is!.

I just saw another 13 seconds of the Ray Lewis ESPN interview,…..and now I’m in diabetic shock! …thanks ESPN!

FINALLY!!!,….REAL reality TV!

Posted by UFreak On July - 14 - 2009

If you have a chance next Monday July 20th, I recommend tuning into THIS the Wanted.”  Many of you have heard me complain about wanted international terrorists and war criminals hiding in plain sight around the world (often by taking advantage of the very democratic laws and institutions which they aim to destroy, hypocrite-fahqs!); Well, this show aims to do something about it.  Some of you may be surprised to learn such people live next door to you.  As you’ll see from the NY Times article below, it’s already stirring up controversy.

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A close friend of mine (military intel) had the distinct pleasure to work with the lead counter terrorism operator in this show, Roger Carstens.  He was the real deal as a Green Beret and he’s sure to give you a real life glimpse into how such operations are conducted from the intelligence gathering, analysis and targeting phases all the way to advanced surveillance and operations.  I know you’ll enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Screamin’ Billy, is Oxi-DEAD!

Posted by UFreak On June - 29 - 2009

And, “dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy ”….still, better him than me!

Billy Mays has taken his oxi-clean shirts to the after-World…..My hope is that HIS after-world, is some super sadistic dirty Hell,….where kittens lick his face,  Maude walks around naked asking for “all comers”, and where you scrub-scrub your crisp denim shirts but they never come clean!…I also hope that in this version of Hell, he is a mute, and everyone he sees (outside of naked Maude)  keeps asking him to repeat himself!

Ahh, Billy, a little bump on the head, but you had no pitch-product to help internal bleeding or divert  some brain swell?….DANG!…We’ll sure miss you….The Shamwow guy just doesn’t compare…..I kinda hope when HE goes, maybe due to a shank out in the yard, that his replacement is a combo of Roseanne Bahr and Cyndi Lauper. That way I can just get rid of my TV’s all together!

Billy Mays was loud-mouth Douchebag #1, and I was NOT a fan!…Joe Isuzu?…he was entertaining, for a few years,..and damn funny as the game show host on Married w/Children. Billy made me want to walk around with dirty clothes on, like some skank HO! Billy just BLEW!

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I’ll stop short of saying its good that he’s dead,..but I do look forward to commercials again!   See MORE …..

Farrah deserves more love, than

Posted by UFreak On June - 26 - 2009

… anyone else who died this week….and the list is distinguished for sure!
Sure, she was dying for a long while now,…..what, April she was in the hospital, and it was pretty well known then that this day would come,.; but SHE was who we all thought about when,…well, “when”! Long before there were partners, there was Farrah!…..No one can say that about Bud-Ed, Bible-face-the-Semi-Truck dude or the White Chick that use to be a Black Dude!…

I say, Fire off a final farewell to Farrah tonight, guys!…..She gave so much of herself, back oh those many years ago….I don’t mean to suggest incorporating yourselves (that’s just SICK!), but a proper 21 “gunner” send off is certainly warranted here. She’d have done it for you!……at least she’d have “nipped” thru her shirt for ya! 

Hail the NON-ped’o'phile, her “chair was not my son” too!!

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TV-Land scores HUGE with BIG WEEKEND!

Posted by UFreak On June - 15 - 2009

TV-Land pulled off the TV equivilent to the Noble prize this weekend, securing 94% of the male population who watched TV at all, by going above and beyond sensible programming, to offer a FULL WEEKEND of “Married w/Children”!…..PURE GENIUS!

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Imagine my joy, when at 8am on a Saturday, my daughter runs screaching into my sleep time, to tell me about this great TV phoenix!……The Bundy’s looped for 48 hours+!…..AMAZING! ….fortunatley, I got to see the Bobbi Brown (Miss Cherry Pie girl) episode twice!…TV-Land, you’re now in my Fav 5!

TV died a LOT, when they finished that miraculous run,…..dedicating a weekend of programming to this iconic show, should be rewarded!  BLESS YOU TV-Land!

   
     
   
   


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