Crack Diva Whitney Houston tries to make a comeback in London, but just like Ben Roethlisberger at a Frat Party, you know that shit isn’t going to end well.  A bigger and heavier cracked out Whitney tries to Address her voice Problems, blaming it on the air condition.  But apparently she will not always love you, because she only sang parts of some songs, was out of breath and let her background singers fill in for her when she forgot the words.

I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I’m allergic to it – Simon Cowell

Listen Whitney, don’t try to reinvent the wheel.  Do what your predecessors have done.  Sell guns, knock off a liquor store, turn to prostitution to get that crack money.  Nobody respects you for trying to “sing” for your drug money.  If you’re unsure of what to do, give Amy Winehouse a call….she’ll show you the ropes!

This is classic fan footage….WOW! Words Fail the Fat Guy…..

Here’s probably my fav BS song….Dio leading em inn Heaven and Hell

Here’s the thought behind it……scum-bag rich punks!….For example, look at this picture of Chris Brown right here….

Doesn’t he look all Puritan like, now?..Yeah, this is the new “Court-appearance Chris Brown“,…not “I’m dope and promote an over-endulgent flashy lifestyle Chris Brown, no mo’!….He’s got to come off as remorseful, for his crimes…so,…he needs to nerd up a little. The blank facial expressions help too,…those scum-bag lawyers dont miss a thing, do they.

So,..you’re saying,..YES, all that’s very nice, D.ck-head, but how can I make money in Cincinnati, by opening “The Puritan” an upscale outfitter”….Dumb Question, two word reply….THE BENGALS!!!!!

Which one of these is Katie Holmes, and which is the former King-o-Pop, Michelle Jackson?….(AKA: Little boy fondler”)???

It appears that Michelle has stopped modeling her life after Diana Ross, and now picks a Tom Cruise cutey…GOOD MOVE GIRL!!!!

This GRAND OPENING event will be one of a kind, don’t miss it…Mention the cincysoftball.com messageboard thread and receive $5.00 off tickets…..Just for the icing on the cake we’ve added the Splash Cincinnati Girls, it doesn’t get any better then this!!!!!!!!

Here’s a little warm up featuring Warrant’s new lead singer Robert Mason

WARRANT EPK LIVE 2008

Check it out and please rate it.

Next gig: The Redmoor, April 17th

FLATLINE was formed in 2003 in Cincinnati, OH. After several years of packing Cincinnati clubs FLALTLINE has become one of the towns top drawing bands. Playing a mix of modern hard rock and 80′s rock covers FLATLINE is sure to offer something for everyone. Come and see the band that everyone is talking about.

Check their Myspace here

Next Gig: March 13 and 14 at The Knotty Pine

According to The Pulse of Radio, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS drummer Chad Smith has joined the new “supergroup” started by former VAN HALEN frontman Sammy Hagar. The band, tentatively called CHICKENFOOT, also features ex-VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony and guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani and will enter the studio to begin recording its debut album this summer. Smith told The Pulse of Radio he got involved in the project by owning a home near Hagar’s place in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “If you’re in Cabo, of course you know Sammy ’cause he’s, you know, he rules the joint,” he said. “And he’s a really nice man, he’s a great guy actually. Somehow he’s taken a liking to me, and we played in Vegas, and we played some cover songs — we’re a good cover band now. He got pretty excited about it and it actually sounded really good. Him and Joe got together up at his place and they wrote like five things together, and we’ll see.”

Hagar himself spoke about the project in a recent interview, explaining, “We’ve written eight, nine songs…When people hear the music, it’s LED ZEPPELIN. It’s as good as that. I know that’s a mighty bold statement…We could rival ZEP.”

More
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/Blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=97913

I’m saying the things you can’t say.  I’m doing the things you can’t do.  I’m telling it like it is.  I’m pulling no punches and holding nothing back.  With that said, I know everyone in the FatGuy Nation can relate to this one.

And chill out ladies.  If you don’t like this song, it’s probably because they are singing it about you.  Don’t worry, all of our mindless men will be getting you something that I’m sure is not deserved this Saturday.  Which brings up an interesting and rather ironic point….Why is it that we celebrate you on a day remembered for one of the worst Massacre’s in our nation?  Could it be that since we can’t shoot you, we give you candy and flowers.  Which by the way is apparently no longer acceptable.  It’s not good enough that you get another BS day, but now you need diamonds, expensive heart felt gifts, and more groveling at your feet?  What is this, Christmas part II?

But I digress…..Fella’s, even if you don’t like country music, you’ll love this song.  And any song that has a chorus line of, “It’s hard to kiss the lips at night, that chew your ass out all day long”, has got to be worth listening to!

Guys, get over it!…Whatever it is “she” did, or whatever it is you THINK she did,…it ain’t worth jail and the loss of ALL your sh.t! Beating a woman isn’t funny, and it isn’t right. It don’t make you a MAN, or tUFf, or anything positive.

This year, tell her, or don’t….just stop with the stupid sh.t. Either you work it out, or you get out!

Coming in at # 7 was Niel Diamond who sold out 61 straight dates at an average ticket price of almost a bone! Whodathunk it.

Total gross: $81,206,383
Total attendance/capacity: 834,689/834,689
Number of shows: 61
Number of sellouts: 61
Average ticket price: $97.30

In order to honor ND, here’s a lil Cherry Cherry from Saving Silverman feat Jack Black

Complete list:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/28998947?slide=1

Next Gig:

April, 25 2009 10:00 PM – Boomerang’s Sports Rock Bar
4501 Vine St, CINCINNATI, Ohio 45217 – 4.00

More:
http://www.myspace.com/cincyironmaidentribute

Check out some of the other tunes played live in Cincy – in High Def here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/dsword111