Whilst I’m busy checking out my stocks (Note: “Checking out my stocks” is a synonym for “checking out porn”,..) and/or researching my thesis (note: I’m not working on any freakin’ thesis either!) the LAST thing I need is a Netflix ad in my face…GAWD that just shoots the mood, ya know?….when,….I’m,…..checking stock prices, anyway!…you know……yeah!

The only thing MORE annoying is that reports indicate over 95% of users responding to an annoying and invasive survey, have indicated that they PASSIONATELY HATE pop-up ads! Yet they continue because the companies DON’T GIVE A FAHQ about what you think!…They’ll pop off in your face! and make you LIKE IT! They are pretty much daring you to dump their product, and you still can’t….”OH GAWD, UFreak, but WHAT, OH WHAT, will I ever do to satisfy my insanely morbid movie habit?”….Uh,…I don’t know, but if you’re THAT addicted to watching movies that have already been out?..maybe suicide is your answer?

SURE!…this isn’t anything new, but gawd damn, can anyone REALLY still be buying shit this way?….How hard up for a movie, a ring tone (World’s worst waste of funds!) or a screen saver MUST you be? And that stupid buy page that pops up during google searches???,…AAAgghhh! -few things piss me off more! I hope the goggle-genius behind THAT freakin’ idea is (someday soon) HD&Q; anything less is too good for him/her!!

F-U Netflix!(which is majority owned by Goldman Sachs, TCS Capital Management, Aronson + Johnson + Ortiz,…..)

OR,…maybe send in THIS “A” Team!…..or Sammy even (seen later in this clip): “When you absolutely positively GOT to kill ALL the “pop-up ad makers” in the ROOM!…accept no substitutes!”

AND YOU!,..helped get her GET there!….$45.00 for a “box” seat at the Reds game w/12,000 close friends?…or $29.99 for an actual “box”, and a quiet table for one??….YOU DECIDE SPANKY!!!!! Of course, women liked Jenna too, and well, she sure “acted” like she liked THEM (most times) as well!, eh? –Almost as much as she enjoys oxycotins!…Ok, maybe not THAT much!

This isn’t a call to all you woman out there to go run out and ”hop on” to the porn movie game, by any means. No, I’ve seen a lot of you in clothes, and I believe naked isn’t your bag! Instead, have MORE regular (and UFreaky) sex w/your man; THEN, hope some of the money he saves by not funding a FUTURE Jenna mansion, he saves and buys YOU some FatGuySports.com WEAR!?!?!  VIOLA!…See, I had a plan for this “piece” all along!

OR, CLICK HERE

Are you scared?…YET?!?!?!

Apparently dude was OK,…..kinda sad, I know…

T Cruise recruitment vid

And now, Miss Chambers is off (and behind) to that sweet GREEN DOOR (STORY HERE) in the sky,..and the first of a great many is gone!…..M-Cham made being a porn queen, popular!….if you haven’t seen this film, you haven’t heard crap ass porn music at its ultimate finest!…go out and rent it, even if you’re an uptight prude!…well, if you can find an unrented copy that is!…..All HAIL Miss Chambers, and her golden triangle! RIP, baby, RIP and take a bow…BACKWARDS of course!!

How could ANYONE so Ivory Snow pure, be any kind of bad?….she can’t!….One high salute to the Queen, fellas,..and,..ladies too!

Here’s the thought behind it……scum-bag rich punks!….For example, look at this picture of Chris Brown right here….

Doesn’t he look all Puritan like, now?..Yeah, this is the new “Court-appearance Chris Brown“,…not “I’m dope and promote an over-endulgent flashy lifestyle Chris Brown, no mo’!….He’s got to come off as remorseful, for his crimes…so,…he needs to nerd up a little. The blank facial expressions help too,…those scum-bag lawyers dont miss a thing, do they.

So,..you’re saying,..YES, all that’s very nice, D.ck-head, but how can I make money in Cincinnati, by opening “The Puritan” an upscale outfitter”….Dumb Question, two word reply….THE BENGALS!!!!!

Which one of these is Katie Holmes, and which is the former King-o-Pop, Michelle Jackson?….(AKA: Little boy fondler”)???

It appears that Michelle has stopped modeling her life after Diana Ross, and now picks a Tom Cruise cutey…GOOD MOVE GIRL!!!!

These are just the latest contestants on the old hit game show, called…”Fleece the stupid”. Remember Amityville Horror???….Yeah, well they admitted they were bullshit, but never gave back the money!….well guess what!?…Yep!…they’re back!….Only “they” are the Snedekers now!

Ghosts!..ppppfffttt, even the  average chromosomally (its a word!) depleted Mountan-goat porking woodsman knows a poorly constructed con when he sees one,…But not those who believe in GHOSTS!. “Shit,…youz’nz git Ghosts ovuh thar?”…”HAIL!,..I believe’st in ghostses too!”…..”Yee’uh, I getted ME a ghost in the butt jus’n thuh odder day!”……-freakin’ fools!

Really, how far did they need to go with this?…its almost insulting to suggest ANYone, even “8-Ball”, would believe a woman would be ash-raped by Lucifer himself, then continue to live in the home!…..C’mon! I’ve heard about women who wont go back in the house if the drapes are the wrong color, but this bitch is gonna stay with an ass-raping ghost and a kitchen floor that smells (and looks) like a soiled Kotex? -Really!?!?

I guess the only ones MORE gullible than those who plunk down $12 “for-to-see” this piece of sh.t liar film, (billed as “based on a true story”), are the same bunch still screaming “Who Dey” when Pittsburgh comes to town!!  There ought to be a law!!

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still, will these two (and some dope OTHER guy) really do THESE guys justice?

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