And there’s NOTHING you can do about it!….NERDS?…no, not that old game. This group is far more crushing! 

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Are you scared?…YET?!?!?!

…better than  THIS ONE, I hope…

Apparently dude was OK,…..kinda sad, I know…

With Will Smith

T Cruise recruitment vid

Fellas, this is a tragedy. Behind the Green Door was the first “movie” i saw, as a “What-the-hell-is-this-great-film” sh.t anyway, youth. “Behind the Green Door“, “Debbie does”, and “The Devil in Miss Jones”……were the big three, but Marilyn, man,….she was the queen!

And now, Miss Chambers is off (and behind) to that sweet GREEN DOOR (STORY HERE) in the sky,..and the first of a great many is gone!…..M-Cham made being a porn queen, popular!….if you haven’t seen this film, you haven’t heard crap ass porn music at its ultimate finest!…go out and rent it, even if you’re an uptight prude!…well, if you can find an unrented copy that is!…..All HAIL Miss Chambers, and her golden triangle! RIP, baby, RIP and take a bow…BACKWARDS of course!!

How could ANYONE so Ivory Snow pure, be any kind of bad?….she can’t!….One high salute to the Queen, fellas,..and,..ladies too!

Open, The Puritan!…an upscale outfitter!

Here’s the thought behind it……scum-bag rich punks!….For example, look at this picture of Chris Brown right here….

Doesn’t he look all Puritan like, now?..Yeah, this is the new “Court-appearance Chris Brown“,…not “I’m dope and promote an over-endulgent flashy lifestyle Chris Brown, no mo’!….He’s got to come off as remorseful, for his crimes…so,…he needs to nerd up a little. The blank facial expressions help too,…those scum-bag lawyers dont miss a thing, do they.

So,..you’re saying,..YES, all that’s very nice, D.ck-head, but how can I make money in Cincinnati, by opening “The Puritan” an upscale outfitter”….Dumb Question, two word reply….THE BENGALS!!!!!

…cause I’m stumped,…like Oprah deciding between the whole ham, or the buttered baby calf….

Which one of these is Katie Holmes, and which is the former King-o-Pop, Michelle Jackson?….(AKA: Little boy fondler”)???

It appears that Michelle has stopped modeling her life after Diana Ross, and now picks a Tom Cruise cutey…GOOD MOVE GIRL!!!!

…WOAH!…FIRST your wife gets ASH raped by a “ghost”,…then YOU get ASH raped by a Ghost?….uh,…how long after the FIRST ash raping, would you stay in the house?…..Well,…meet the Liar Family!…AKA: The Snedeker’s! They want YOUR money, for THEIR lies!….and they know you’ll do it too!

These are just the latest contestants on the old hit game show, called…”Fleece the stupid”. Remember Amityville Horror???….Yeah, well they admitted they were bullshit, but never gave back the money!….well guess what!?…Yep!…they’re back!….Only “they” are the Snedekers now!

Ghosts!..ppppfffttt, even the  average chromosomally (its a word!) depleted Mountan-goat porking woodsman knows a poorly constructed con when he sees one,…But not those who believe in GHOSTS!. “Shit,…youz’nz git Ghosts ovuh thar?”…”HAIL!,..I believe’st in ghostses too!”…..”Yee’uh, I getted ME a ghost in the butt jus’n thuh odder day!”……-freakin’ fools!

Really, how far did they need to go with this?…its almost insulting to suggest ANYone, even “8-Ball”, would believe a woman would be ash-raped by Lucifer himself, then continue to live in the home!…..C’mon! I’ve heard about women who wont go back in the house if the drapes are the wrong color, but this bitch is gonna stay with an ass-raping ghost and a kitchen floor that smells (and looks) like a soiled Kotex? -Really!?!?

I guess the only ones MORE gullible than those who plunk down $12 “for-to-see” this piece of sh.t liar film, (billed as “based on a true story”), are the same bunch still screaming “Who Dey” when Pittsburgh comes to town!!  There ought to be a law!!

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Sean Penn?….and Jim Carey (in a role he might have been BORN to play),…..

still, will these two (and some dope OTHER guy) really do THESE guys justice?

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