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Boy Accused Of Flatulence
In other news….dog bites mailman….IS IT THAT SLOW OF A NEWS CYCLE? And we wonder why the government is a mess, the news media is more worried about FARTING.
LAKELAND, Fla. — A 15-year-old Lakeland, Fla., boy is looking for a new way to school after his alleged flatulence had him kicked off the bus.
Eighth-grader Jonathan Locke Jr. was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
“Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form.
But Locke said he wasn’t the culprit.
“It wasn’t even me,” Locke said. “It was a kid who sits in front of me.”
Hat Tip: ChannelCincinnati.com
Can ya play some Lynyrd Skynyrd pleeeaseee….
Kid Rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sat, 03/21/09 12:00pm
Riverbend Music Center
Wed, 07/22/09 6:30pm
How to tell when a college basketball game is out of reach.
There are five minutes to go and your team has a 15-point lead. You start to flip the channel but then have a moment of doubt—is there a chance that the other guys could come back and win? From now on, you’ll never have to wonder. Last year, Bill James, a lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fan, shared his personal formula to determine when a lead in a college hoops game is safe. If you’re thinking about switching to another game during March Madness, just keep this page open and plug the current score into the Bill James Lead Calculator.
Hat Tip and Complete article at slate.com
Do Not Elbow Bump On National TV!
“These couldn’t execute a standard Mav and Goose beach volleyball high five with an around the back chaser slap”
CLASSIC!
OHP is “Revenuin” for The Man in Ham Cty
CINCINNATI — The Ohio State Highway Patrol said that Hamilton County had the most citations for aggressive driving in Ohio last year.
Troopers issued 4,797 aggressive speed citations in the county in 2008. Aggressive driving is defined as driving more than 20 mph over the posted speed limit.
The next highest county was 3,111 in Sandusky County.
More: Channelcincinnati.com
Bengals Shop Levi
Levi Jones, Cincinnati. The Bengals are actively working to trade Jones. If they can’t deal him, they’ll probably cut him. Like Pace, he’s been a left tackle.
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Dhani Jones Sports Challenge
NFL linebacker Dhani Jones invites YouTubers to submit videos of your interesting, unique, unusual sports and hobbies as a video response to this video. Dhani loves to try global sports: what’s your sport and why do you love it?