Chud Ocho-Twit-o is making friends in New England!
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What were they expecting?…..EFFORT EVERY GAME?…hahahahahahahahaha, cough-cough, hahahahahahahahahaha, -oh man!…If this wasn’t the NE Patriots I’d suspect maybe this was their first year in the League! Chud is a Clown!
Chud Johnson (aka: Chad Ocho-Douchbag-io) doesn’t play Football to win games!…He only plays to get his face on TV and promote himself! Football is like, 5th on his list!
Tedy Bruschi fired out at “The Chud” for being a twit!…twut?…twat?…or…whatever it is, -twitting!…He’s a “tweet-boy”? Note to Mr Bruschi: Where have you been?….Actually, since Chud “twatted” that he’s: “never seen the “(New England) Machine worked n person”, maybe I need to ask BOTH of them; “Where ya been - the last 7 years?”
Bruschi, THIS IS the highlight of Chud’s contribution to a Football team. –well, that and; Blaming everyone else not “him” for losing games, Crying like a puzzy about not getting enough balls throw at him (or slapped in his face, after the game), Calling out players on the other team (-then failing to live up to his smack or bets), and/or Disappearing when his team needs him most! Believe me, Mr Bruschi, Chud’s tweets are the least destructive thing he does!
OK, to be fair….Chud does have 4-5 good performances a year!…That’s where he builds up the credentials for spouting off like a 3rd grader on the play-ground! The problem NOW is, he doesn’t get Cleveland twice a year and wont play the easiest schedule (nearly) every year! New England wins a lot, and will play what ends up being a tougher schedule most years!
Bottom line, Tedy!…Chud changed jersey colors, not his stripes! Don’t expect much, and that way he’ll surprise you 4-5 times out of 16…..Those other guys on the team, who WANT Team wins?..yeah, THEY’LL have to fill in the 11-12 other games Chud wont show up to play in! Usually he fails to “play” in those games because his focus is on silly bullshit non-Football antics. You know, the IMPORTANT stuff! — He’s a Clown!
There is one “UP”-side to all this, of course!……HE’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW!…..good riddance jack-ass!!!