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Soooo, maybe there IS a reason to go to Cleveland, now??
ESPN is making you a bitch….
…one three hour Sunday at a time!
Tell me wtf can be said for 3hours before any game? Well, if you’ve been dumb enough to watch (guilty) you know what the show has become; A freakin’ Soap Oprah!
Human Interest stories?….Behind the scene stories on home lives? Gawd, we’ve become a Nation of pussies!
Football was suppose to be immune to the crap platform that has become “modern tv”. Everything needs an interpretation these days….From the clown-ass questions they ask the players, to the sappy commentary. Just show us the game, and be dome with it!
Why ESPN?,….why are you turning football into a game for sissy’s?
It’s as dumb as that Taco Bell commercial for a flat bread chicken sandwich….that they run every 12 seconds!
The Shark says Tiger is DONE?….
…well, maybe its just his turn!??…Everyone wants to feel needed; -makes’a the world go round!
Greg Norman, former #1 Golfer in the WORLD! (impressed???) said this,…yes he “did-illy-li-do-did”! (Did anyone get the number of that Ned Flanders bus that just ran me over there???)…. http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,2094244,00.html?sct=uk_t2_a9
I personally think Tiger will win more Majors but maybe, like Ken Griffey Jr, he will fall short of expectations. Griffey 2.0 was a near lock to eclipse the Home Run mark set by Aaron, and then broken by Cheater Barroids Bonds! He missed it!….injuries and better options came along.
Winning Majors, or finishing your career with more Home Runs than anyone else, is more than just establishing the pace early in your career. You have health and fame to deal with! Fame like those players before never even thought about! For Tiger, its probably the battle with motivation! Not the motivation of playing golf!…or of playing GREAT golf….but of “why” bother playing great golf, when I already have everything I’ll ever want! His addictions are golf and cha-chinging “party-ass”…..He’s already mastered great golf, so why not spend the rest of his (relatively young) life bagging the freakiest freaks he can afford? Who wouldn’t at least THINK that? -After all, EVERYTHING a man does in his WHOLE life, is base on the pusuit of ass! It may not be the one you’re tied down to, but you want hawt ass! This is the motivation Tiger might be dealing with, more than the “oh, everyone’s whispering things about me” like The Shark suggests! Does ANYONE think he really “learned” anything in that Sex-addict clinic? -you think ANYone wood,..uh, would? Its like sending an alcoholic to re-hab; They only go to say they tried!
So, someone stuck a microphone in another Sports figures face, and out came something print-worthy! Greg Norma(n)l doesn’t think Tiger will over-come the distractions and win anymore!….Ok, fine. He may not need to!…he’s still far ahead of just about everyone else!
The Big(L)East is about to Fall?…
Well, Stand up, already!
Jump in bed with TexASS, Okly, and Okly State!…..Kansas and K-State would be good too. Baylor, Iowa State and Texas Tech should stay around for fodder. -TAMU and Mizzu are goners!
UC, UConn (if it can agree to stay), Boston College, Lo’ville, Rutgers, WVU, TCU and maybe USF would prove to be a powerful and far reaching 16 Team Conference!….Of course you’d have to accept the name “Texas Longhorns, and their Bitches15″ for a name, because Texas ain’t sharing shit with anyone! Still, like John Goodman at Thanksgiving, there’s bound to be leftovers, right?….or,…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOesuPiHnLY
ok, maybe not?…
Either way, its better than starving!..or, its equal to starving. I’m not sure, I’m not a meteorologist here! With the pull of basketball teams, the Big(L)East has something of value to offer Texas and the BiG12/10/whatever! Most importantly, the flavor of Texas will still be strong with The Longhorns, Baylor, T-Tech, TCU and 3/4 of the Oklahoma roster ALL proudly representing the Alamo State!
16 team conferences are going to be the norm, so why not jump all the way!?!?!…
70,000 bees?….Who counts stuff like this?
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — The final round of a college golf tournament has been called off because of an unusual hazard at the 18th green: bees.
Texas-Arlington’s UTA/Waterchase Invitational was canceled Tuesday after a limb from a tree holding 70,000 bees fell and exposed a beehive at Waterchase Golf Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
UTA spokesman Gregg Elkin said bees were swarming the area within minutes and several people were stung, though none seriously.
Elkin says a beekeeper was called in and recommended the area remain cleared for several hours. That prompted officials to call off the event early in the final round.
Results reverted to the two rounds played Monday. Wichita State won the event.
Who’s the “Rainman” who counts bees?….”Excellent driver, I’m an excellent driver”!…..70,000 bees, 70,000 bees”…” 15 minutes until WAPNER’S ON !”. Hey, in a down economy, he’s lucky to BEE working!
Well, Congrates to The Shockers of Wichita State! Well played, well played! I’m a “Bee” Golfer too!
Chud Ocho-Twit-o is making friends in New England!
What were they expecting?…..EFFORT EVERY GAME?…hahahahahahahahaha, cough-cough, hahahahahahahahahaha, -oh man!…If this wasn’t the NE Patriots I’d suspect maybe this was their first year in the League! Chud is a Clown!
Chud Johnson (aka: Chad Ocho-Douchbag-io) doesn’t play Football to win games!…He only plays to get his face on TV and promote himself! Football is like, 5th on his list!
Tedy Bruschi fired out at “The Chud” for being a twit!…twut?…twat?…or…whatever it is, -twitting!…He’s a “tweet-boy”? Note to Mr Bruschi: Where have you been?….Actually, since Chud “twatted” that he’s: “never seen the “(New England) Machine worked n person”, maybe I need to ask BOTH of them; “Where ya been - the last 7 years?”
Bruschi, THIS IS the highlight of Chud’s contribution to a Football team. –well, that and; Blaming everyone else not “him” for losing games, Crying like a puzzy about not getting enough balls throw at him (or slapped in his face, after the game), Calling out players on the other team (-then failing to live up to his smack or bets), and/or Disappearing when his team needs him most! Believe me, Mr Bruschi, Chud’s tweets are the least destructive thing he does!
OK, to be fair….Chud does have 4-5 good performances a year!…That’s where he builds up the credentials for spouting off like a 3rd grader on the play-ground! The problem NOW is, he doesn’t get Cleveland twice a year and wont play the easiest schedule (nearly) every year! New England wins a lot, and will play what ends up being a tougher schedule most years!
Bottom line, Tedy!…Chud changed jersey colors, not his stripes! Don’t expect much, and that way he’ll surprise you 4-5 times out of 16…..Those other guys on the team, who WANT Team wins?..yeah, THEY’LL have to fill in the 11-12 other games Chud wont show up to play in! Usually he fails to “play” in those games because his focus is on silly bullshit non-Football antics. You know, the IMPORTANT stuff! — He’s a Clown!
There is one “UP”-side to all this, of course!……HE’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW!…..good riddance jack-ass!!!
Mets Game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YYbY0SQF3U&feature=player_embedded
click it!…GA-Doooossshhh!…yeah, poor kid!
An American you might not have heard about….Heather Penney!
Late in the morning of the Tuesday that changed everything, Lt. Heather “Lucky” Penney was on a runway at Andrews Air Force Base and ready to fly. She had her hand on the throttle of an F-16 and she had her orders: Bring down United Airlines Flight 93. The day’s fourth hijacked airliner seemed to be hurtling toward Washington. Penney, one of the first two combat pilots in the air that morning, was told to stop it.
The one thing she didn’t have as she roared into the crystalline sky was live ammunition. Or missiles. Or anything at all to throw at a hostile aircraft.
Except her own plane. So that was the plan.
Because the surprise attacks were unfolding, in that innocent age, faster than they could arm war planes, Penney and her commanding officer went up to fly their jets straight into a Boeing 757.
“We wouldn’t be shooting it down. We’d be ramming the aircraft,” Penney recalls of her charge that day. “I would essentially be a kamikaze pilot.”
For years, Penney, one of the first generation of female combat pilots in the country, gave no interviews about her experiences on Sept. 11 (which included, eventually, escorting Air Force One back into Washington’s suddenly highly restricted airspace).
But 10 years later, she is reflecting on one of the lesser-told tales of that endlessly examined morning: how the first counterpunch the U.S. military prepared to throw at the attackers was effectively a suicide mission.
“We had to protect the airspace any way we could,” she said last week in her office at Lockheed Martin, where she is a director in the F-35 program.
Penney, now a major but still a petite blonde with a Colgate grin, is no longer a combat flier. She flew two tours in Iraq and she serves as a part-time National Guard pilot, mostly hauling VIPs around in a military Gulfstream. She takes the stick of her own vintage 1941 Taylorcraft tail-dragger whenever she can.
But none of her thousands of hours in the air quite compare with the urgent rush of launching on what was supposed to be a one-way flight to a midair collision.
First of her kind
She was a rookie in the autumn of 2001, the first female F-16 pilot they’d ever had at the 121st Fighter Squadron of the D.C. Air National Guard. She had grown up smelling jet fuel. Her father flew jets in Vietnam and still races them. Penney got her pilot’s licence when she was a literature major at Purdue. She planned to be a teacher. But during a graduate program in American studies, Congress opened up combat aviation to women and Penney was nearly first in line.
“I signed up immediately,” she says. “I wanted to be a fighter pilot like my dad.”
On that Tuesday, they had just finished two weeks of air combat training in Nevada. They were sitting around a briefing table when someone looked in to say a plane had hit the World Trade Center in New York. When it happened once, they assumed it was some yahoo in a Cesna. When it happened again, they knew it was war.
But the surprise was complete. In the monumental confusion of those first hours, it was impossible to get clear orders. Nothing was ready. The jets were still equipped with dummy bullets from the training mission.
Welcome to the BIG TIME Texas A&M!….now, who’s gonna be next?
A mere “wag of a finger” now separates the Texas A&M Aggies from becoming full fledged members of the most DOMINANT College Sports Conference on the planet! The concern over ”which” Big12/10 bitch institution(Baylor) is trying to be a speed bump in the process aside, the only open question is; “Which lucky team gets to make it 14?”….”or, 14, 15 and 16!?”…
The most talked about teams have been FSU and Virginia Tech…..but, Virginia Tech used up their owed favor getting into the ACC over Syracuse a few (several) years ago. Its believed they still have an ongoing “oral” obligation to some Senator, that they are still working to pay off (slurp-slop!). VTech is a strong program in Football, but an edgy liability in the other sports. Not “my” favorite option by any means!
FSU, as most know, owns a competitive nature in many of the sports disciplines! Their problem is that they’ve never cherished the competitive posture of the SEC. Teams are expected to battle for dominance in the SEC, in each sport – and FSU has shied away from confrontation like that, at least “in conference”. You might recall that when they DID seek out a conference, back in the early 90′s, they purposely chose the ACC because it offered absolutely NO resistance in anything but basketball; -a sport FSU could have cared less about back then! BUT!, times, they do-a-change, and maybe the testicles in Tallahassee have finally dropped?..Maybe they ARE ready to compete in every sport and at a high level!?? So, the question to those in charge at FSU is: “Do you FINALLY possess enough nuts to join a fully functioning conference, or is your vagina STILL telling you to pass!?
Some young-buck FSU fans will note that FSU ranked in the top 5 (in Football) for a record 15 YEARS!…..Ah, but that was in the ACC! Also recall that they “only” won 2 natty’s as a result of those 15 straight top 5 finishes! Why do you think that was?….That’s right, cup-cake scheduling!; – a’la Boise State.
When you only PLAY one tough game a year, its not as demanding as playing in a conference that generally has MORE ranked teams than any other conference (check current Football Polls)….The same conference that owns 9 Football Titles in the past 18 seasons, by FIVE different teams! (Florida 3, Bammer 2, LSU 2, Tennessee 1, Auburn 1)??…Still wonder why TAMU petitioned?
So, Maybe VTech (but I hope not) and “maybe” FSU, or Clemson?..Who else?….Pitt?….Jawja Tech?…UCF,…USF?….UC (another of my hopefuls)?…..There are a lot of hopefuls, but “how many” and “who is the best” (fit) still are questions?
Its not easy to compliment THE established SEC teams, and TAMU, -admittedly. The only thing Notre Dame has is a rabid (and mostly un-demanding) fan base. They throw out token efforts in Football and Basketball, but suck butt in everything else. Still, in the long-term of things, with Texas moving to the Big10-12 or the Pac12-16, it might be worth a look?….It might at least make economic sense to throw a feeler out to ND!??….Of course, even the ND brass know they’d NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!…win any SEC Title…so, very unlikely they’ll even return the phone call!…hahahahahahaha!
Need plans for this Weekend? Not anymore!
The 13th annual VinoKlet Art & Wine Fest!!! Its a blast and no, “Hill-Jack”, you dont HAVE to drink wine!…-but, you’re gonna wanna!
First non-related person to recongize UFreak or Doc at this event, wins a bottle! (limit: one winner)….Providing you’re of legal drinking age, of course. If not, you get a can of warm diet Coke.
Disclaimer: FatGuySports is in NO WAY affiliated with Vinoklet, nor are they sponsoring or even aware of this “see me there” contest I just made up. Therefore, we’d appreciate it if you didn’t say anything to them, ’cause their lawyers would kick our asses!!!…or, they might bar us (again)…???? The winner will be named and “awarded” by “us” without any legal authorization or binding commitment to anyone! This is a non-obligatory proposal, and has no connection to the good people at Vinoklet….There, that should take care of the legal shit!