NFL SHOCKER!
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With the NFL strike behind us, many American Football fans felt a sense of relief that Football normalcy would once again fill our Fall afternoons….This sense was a warming feeling, not too unlike the kind you get after firing in some of New Jersey’s finest Tar brand!…..OK, so maybe that’s a tad extreme.
Either warming feeling aside, the Strike ending was a blessed event in the Sports crazed circles of our World. For instance, no one was more happy to see his beloved Steelers get back on their NON-Prison practice facility, like our very own “Doc”! Like he’s always said, “Real men wear Yellow!”
Still, amongst all that “yellow-loving” jubilation, there was something missing in Doc’s life, like it was for a large number of NFL fans – I’m betting….With Ocho “Ass-hole-io” off to New England (where they are going to expect him to actually spend equal time ON Football activities as he spends on his silly-shit ass antics!) many fans were left wondering: “Who is going to be the next Asshat Wide Receiver” in the league”?…Admit it, you were concerned!
FEAR NO MORE! The next great (potentially anyway) dickhead wide receiver may be stepping forward, and just in time too!….(hold for applause to subside……still waiting,….still………OK, I’ll just press on without you) Who IS this remarkable jackass wide out in training?….
For the 3 or 4 of you who dont religiously keep up with www.JackassBitchWideRecieversOfTheNFL.com, I’ll tell you: Its former Pitt-Panther and current Kansas City wideout Jonathan Baldwin! He is, apparently, the “man” (primo bitch) who is looking to fill the vASSt void! –and, he’s off to a great start too! http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6431/jonathan-baldwin
Yeah, nothing says “I’m COMING into my own” like a locker room fight with team mates, over shitty practice habits and a yet unearned sense of entitlement! Way to make a name for yourself, kid! Fred Biletnikoff will, someday, be proud of you!…or, continue to wonder (like I do) what in the HELL made wide receivers go “bitch” like they have!
When the media dubs you “prima dona’s”, or “Diva’s”, do you really think that’s a compliment?….”Diva Dumb?”