Nah Nah Nah Nah – Hey Hey Hey – GOOD BYE!
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Some call it addition by subtraction, I’m just glad the circus is gone. I’m sure at first Ocho will try not to be a distraction, but he can’t help it. He’s a clown and clowns are always distractions. But enough of that, he’s New England’s problem now!
But in my opinion, getting rid of Ocho-bitchO was one of the best moves of the off-season.
Now, if AJ Green changes his name to Don Juan or some other bullshit, I may go columbine on the whole freaking organization.
Mike Brown reiterates that Carson Palmer wont be traded…
…and why? because Palmer “made a commitment!…and, he needs to live up to that commitment!….Never mind the commitment Mike Brown made to the City of Cincinnati when HE got HIS new stadium deal!….One of the sweetest Stadium deal in all of Sports! Yeah, seems the commitment thingy only goes one way, and Mike’s gonna hold Carson Palmer to his, even as Brown continues to fail the fans of Cincinnati!.
Surprised?..Oh, HAIL NO!…just another asinine thing that Mike Brown sputters as he trolls through his ownership tenure!
Mike Brown says the team will not “reward” Carson Palmer by trading him away….Yeah, Palmer, if you want out of here, there are two ways you can go. Retirement, or after the stink of Bungle Failure has been permanently stained on your being!
Good ol’Teebs!
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. – Eager to get back to work, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has arrived early at team headquarters.
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow arrives at the Denver Broncos NFL football training camp in Englewood, Colo., on Tuesday, July 26, 2011.
With the lockout lifted, Tebow was one of the first players to report for voluntary workouts Tuesday, driving through the gates at 7:40 a.m. This soon could be Tebow’s team, especially with rumors swirling that Kyle Orton’s days in Denver are numbered.
Orton has started the last two seasons for Denver, posting career-best numbers. But with the Broncos looking for a fresh start following a dismal 4-12 season, Orton may be on the trading block – as the Denver Post is reporting – paving the way for Tebow to be the starter for new coach John Fox.
Extreme Porche Off-roading!
Take that, Cadillac! Porche can park it’s car all by itself too, and it doesn’t care if your car is already there or not!
Glad to see the dude was ok, but you gotta know 2 things were going through his mind when he got out of the car: 1. “Thank god I just dropped the hooker off” and 2. “Thank god I just dropped the hooker off”
Does this look like the face of a kid that would kill his parents so he could have a party?
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A 17-year-old boy is accused of bludgeoning his parents with a hammer, then hosting dozens of friends for a party while their bodies lay in the bedroom, police said Monday.
Hadley had attended St. Lucie West Centennial High School, according to police, but had not graduated. They said they did not know what the motive was.
The dude just wanted to party.
C’mon, he’s 17, probably a new hot chick at school and all he was thinking about was hittin’ them skins at the crib. But when he got home and asked his parents if he could have a party and they said “Over my dead body”, lil chavez was like “no problem”.
Let this be a lesson to all you parents out there that still enforce some rules…….Sleep with 1 eye open!
Getting OLD Sucks!
You don’t realize how old you are, until you quit doing something. Then a few years later you try to do it again. Like your mind is sayin’ “No problem, I got this”, but your body is saying “Nah mah fucka, you ain’t got this”.
Like this weekend I played in a softball tournament for the first time in nearly 5 yrs. Occasionally lacing up the cleats to go play with friends, but nothing serious. So, somewhere in the 3rd game on a blistering hot mid-west July day my hamstrings & quads just turned to chewed up meat and I find myself in a position where I can barely fucking walk, much less run. In the final game, playing against some of my old homies and my bat is coming to life. Hit a couple shots, but all I hear is my team yelling “Ruuuuunnn Doocccc, Ruuunnnn”. Like I’m Forrest Gump or something, waiting for the fucking braces to fall off my legs, or the fridge to fall off my back.
When I got home, I crawled into the house. Somehow turned the water on to take a cold shower, because I was fried like bacon on a sunday morning. By the time I sat on the couch all I could think about was, “Where the fuck have the years gone?”.
Laugh now all you young bitches, before you know it you’ll be the old man on the field. And when you get there just remember what Doc told ya, “Getting Old Sucks!”.
Longest Game in NFL History… BENGALS beat STEELERS (2011), Who would have THoUGht?
Since the lockout first started on March 12th, 2011, the Cincinnati Bengals have been focused on beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, however they can. I can’t believe I am saying this, but the Bengals actually beat the Steelers!
The Steelers have outperformed the Bengals 17 out of 23 games, since 2000 (Steelers: 17-6, Bengals: 6-17.) But this most recent Bengals win over the Steelers, isn’t like their other surprising wins. The first whistle blew on July 9th, 2011; the last, on July 14th, 2011. No I am not lying, the game lasted 6 days in total. How?
Hines Ward scored first to put the Steelers ahead by 1, when he was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI). Bengals would not let this affect them though.
They tied it up when Adam “Pac Man” Jones did what he does best, and on July 10th, 2011, he was arrested for disorderly conduct while intoxicated; as well as resisting arrest. The Bengals knew that they had to continue applying pressure on the Steelers; because if they didn’t, they knew the Steelers would take over and win. But not in this game, everyone knew that the Bengals would win this battle.
Bengals took a comfortable lead when Marvin White was arrested for disturbing the peace, on July 14th, 2011. Bengals knew that a 2 to 1 lead wasn’t enough, when playing against arguably one of the best teams in the NFL.
That’s when they did it again; Cedric Benson sealed the victory for the Bengals when he scored the last and final point on July 17th, 2011, when he was arrested for assault causing bodily injury to a family member. At the end of this time consuming game, the scoreboard read: Bengals 3, Steelers 1.
Key Players
Bengals:
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- Adam “Pac Man” Jones
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- Marvin White
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- Cedric Benson
Steelers:
Hines Ward
Until my body is turned into ash, or thrown 6 ft below the ground, I will be a Steelers fan; I was raised that way. Once a Steeler, always a Steeler. Even though it takes a lot for me to say this, I will admit that the Bengals deserved this victory. Congratulations to the Bengals, and to the city of Cincinnati. I hope that this team brings great success to your organization, as well as to the local jails.
Bring it TCombs and UFreak; I’m waiting. Now that MLake is here, it’s time to debate!
GO STEELERS!