Poo-Holes breaks his machine arm?
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In case you’ve been in a coma, under a rock, in the Mariana Trench…you might have heard that Albert “MACHINE” Pooholes will miss 4-6 weeks with a broken bone in his left arm…You think he wishes he had been playing 3rd base, missing routine ground balls, instead?
The $300 million dollar man, huh?…Certainly Mr Poo-Poo is a supreme talent!…No arguement there! BUT! - this right here is why teams NOT called The Red Sox or The Yankees can not sign players like this, to deals like the one he wants!
Will the Reds take advantage of the this void?..or will they roll over and let the Brewers run away with the Central division?….(most likely)
OR!…Will the reigning National League MVP (YES! Joey Votto!) lead the Reds, like a bunch of hungry homo’s to the back of a sausage factory, to a repeat Title??…
Yanks dump Reds 5-3 in Opener…so, not gonna start that run today, anyway…