Pryor and Rosen-Jackass hook up!
Posted by UFreak in 
Terrelle Pryor has signed on with super-uber Asshole agent-to-the-douchebags, Drew Rosen-Rosenhaus.
Yeah, a match made in Hell…”I say sorry to all the Buckeye nation and all the Buckeye fans across the country,” Pryor said. “I never meant to hurt anybody directly or indirectly with my conduct off the field and I am truly sorry.”…..
OK, so that quote is Pry-Pry’s apology to the Buckeye fans about his horrible approach to this season, and NOT about signing with The Devil’s Earthly Soul mate. Yeah, instead of helping the Buckeyes win (yawn) another easy BIG101112 Title, he’s running off to South Beach to learn how to be a BIGger ASS-n’hole’n!….at Camp Drew.
Drew has trained big name asses, in his days; Terrell Ass-n-hole’n Owens!..and Chad “Big-ol Jackass” Johnson!, and Plaxico “shooter’s eye” BurrASS, to name a few!….That’s some grand 1-2-3 asshole punch right there! Any wonder the kid went with the “Drew”?
Maybe he was “EXPLORING” his options, and Rosen-penis was the best fit for this sure-fire NFL man…a man Drewy compares to Cam Newton! Cam Newton, the Auburn QB who won a National Title last season…..Was a #1 pick, and did all the things Pryor was SUPPOSE to do, at THE osu!…Just, didn’t!
Maybe this (the selection of one of the biggest dick-head agents) is just another poor decision;- Like signing on to play in Jim Tressel’s offense was?….