If the Glove don’t fit – You must acquit
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“OJ Confesses to Oprah’s producer -
The initial interview took place in prison, where Simpson is serving a nine-year sentence for kidnapping and robbery.
Simpson claimed he stabbed Nicole in self-defense.”
We all know that he did it. Hell, we knew from day one! We knew long before the dream team and Johnny Cockroach coined the phrase “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”. And acquit they did!
So what’s the incentive to confess now? I was having more fun watching the dude run around in Vegas, breaking into rooms and stealing shit back all of his old stuff. Nothing more entertaining that a former NFL great that loses their fucking mind and starts running around like a ninja warrior that slices people up and jacks people for his memorabilia.
Poo-Holes breaks his machine arm?
In case you’ve been in a coma, under a rock, in the Mariana Trench…you might have heard that Albert “MACHINE” Pooholes will miss 4-6 weeks with a broken bone in his left arm…You think he wishes he had been playing 3rd base, missing routine ground balls, instead?
The $300 million dollar man, huh?…Certainly Mr Poo-Poo is a supreme talent!…No arguement there! BUT! - this right here is why teams NOT called The Red Sox or The Yankees can not sign players like this, to deals like the one he wants!
Will the Reds take advantage of the this void?..or will they roll over and let the Brewers run away with the Central division?….(most likely)
OR!…Will the reigning National League MVP (YES! Joey Votto!) lead the Reds, like a bunch of hungry homo’s to the back of a sausage factory, to a repeat Title??…
Yanks dump Reds 5-3 in Opener…so, not gonna start that run today, anyway…
Ocho-ass endorses Pryor
Yeah, that’s what I thought too,…Who cares!?!?
Ocho found another moron with a mic, and the shit just poured out! What a POWERFULLY insightful comment it was, too…”Uh, if he gets the right coaching, he could be a good Pro”…?…?….WOW!… That’s SOME kind of risky comment, there…So, if he fails, its not the player’s fault, its due to the “improper” Coaching he gets?….BRILLIANT CHUD!..brilliant!
Pryor and Rosen-Jackass hook up!
Terrelle Pryor has signed on with super-uber Asshole agent-to-the-douchebags, Drew Rosen-Rosenhaus.
Yeah, a match made in Hell…”I say sorry to all the Buckeye nation and all the Buckeye fans across the country,” Pryor said. “I never meant to hurt anybody directly or indirectly with my conduct off the field and I am truly sorry.”…..
OK, so that quote is Pry-Pry’s apology to the Buckeye fans about his horrible approach to this season, and NOT about signing with The Devil’s Earthly Soul mate. Yeah, instead of helping the Buckeyes win (yawn) another easy BIG101112 Title, he’s running off to South Beach to learn how to be a BIGger ASS-n’hole’n!….at Camp Drew.
Drew has trained big name asses, in his days; Terrell Ass-n-hole’n Owens!..and Chad “Big-ol Jackass” Johnson!, and Plaxico “shooter’s eye” BurrASS, to name a few!….That’s some grand 1-2-3 asshole punch right there! Any wonder the kid went with the “Drew”?
Maybe he was “EXPLORING” his options, and Rosen-penis was the best fit for this sure-fire NFL man…a man Drewy compares to Cam Newton! Cam Newton, the Auburn QB who won a National Title last season…..Was a #1 pick, and did all the things Pryor was SUPPOSE to do, at THE osu!…Just, didn’t!
Maybe this (the selection of one of the biggest dick-head agents) is just another poor decision;- Like signing on to play in Jim Tressel’s offense was?….