RMMS at his best!
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Randy Macho-Man Savage top 10 videos
Even if you dont, or didn’t, like “wrasslin’”, you HAD to enjoy those Slim Jim commercials…Randy’s top ten cover the career of the man who made eating Slim Jim’s, kinda cool.
Random…like a can with no label, at the grocery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVvmATPi2w&feature=player_embedded
SEC vs the rest, in The Bowls
Historical affiliation; current through 2009 bowl season only.
| SEC Wins vs. | SEC Losses vs. | Ties | SEC Win % | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ACC | 33 | 15 | 0 | .688 |
| Big Ten | 35 | 22 | 0 | .614 |
| Big 12 | 18 | 9 | 0 | .667 |
| Southwest | 32 | 26 | 3 | .549 |
| Pac-10 | 7 | 7 | 1 | .500 |
| Big East | 7 | 7 | 0 | .500 |
| Big 8 | 13 | 19 | 1 | .409 |
| WAC | 5 | 3 | 0 | .625 |
Pirates own Reds, Morton makes em his b*tch!
WTF!?…The Pirates?..Charlie Morton?…These guys (The Pirates) are making the Reds look like - the Pirates! While The Pirates, who use to be the Reds, look like the Reds ?- Them of The Big Red Machine days, that is!
So, the Pirates are the old Reds, and the Reds, are the current Pirates…meaning, the same two teams are playing each other, but they are playing like they were, ARE, each other!….ya got that?. if you do, you should be worried!….Like I am now!
Bottom line, Reds cant wseem to beat the Pirates!…no, the real Priates, not themselves…who are now, the Pirates. Pittsburgh is 4-1 vs the Reds, and 15-22 against everyone else? http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/gameflash/2011/05/18/36029_boxscore.html
Chuckie Morton has beaten the Reds (Pirates) twice this year…6-1 earlier this year, and now 5-0 tonight…..He’s Cy Young, vs our Redlegs(Pirate-Legs)!
Golf
What do Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ben Crenshaw and Hale Irwin have in common?
Each was an NCAA individual golf champion before becoming a superstar in the professional ranks.
Golf fans in Ocala have a very good chance to catch a glimpse of a future PGA Tour star or two this week when the Florida hosts an NCAA Division I men’s golf regional at Golden Ocala.
“These kids are in the top caliber at this level and I’m pretty sure they’ll be in the top caliber at the next level too,” Golden Ocala assistant golf pro Brent Foockle said. “You could have the next Masters champion, the next U.S. Open champion playing here.”
Golden Ocala is one of six regional sites across the country this week. Each regional includes 13 or 14 qualifying teams along with five or 10 individual qualifiers. The low five teams and the low individual not on those teams from each regional will advance to the finals, which begin May 31 in Stillwater, Okla.
The Florida regional has no shortage of talent involved. Six players are ranked in the most recent Golfweek/Sagarin Top 25 — Bank Vongvanij (UF, No. 5), Patrick Reed (Augusta State, 7), Phillip Choi (UF, 8), Henrik Norlander (Augusta State, 14), Sebastian Cappelen (Arkansas, 20) and Andres Echavarria (UF, 23).
Five of the 14 teams in Ocala are also nationally ranked — UF (T-3), Augusta State (7), Arkansas (15), Oregon (22) and N.C. State (25).
…other teams in town are; Central Florida, Baylor, Kennesaw State, Notre Dame, Missouri, Southeast Louisiana, Jacksonville State, Georgia Southern and Jackson State. –The five individual qualifiers competing at Golden Ocala are Phillip Fendt (La.-Lafayette), Jack Hiluta (South Alabama), Jacobo Pastor (Charleston Southern), Andrew Noto (La.-Lafayette) and Bradley Story (Ala. A&M). At Golden Ocala, the field will encounter a course that won’t be the longest they’ve played, but the Ron Garl design features more than its fair share of trouble along with its eight replica holes from famed courses around the world. “A lot depends on the conditions, the weather,” Foockle said, “but definitely the golf course presents a challenge to these guys. We’ve taken every opportunity to make it as challenging as we can, while also making it as fair as we possibly can.” Admission is free throughout the event for walking spectators.
F—in’ Idiot “banks” on May 21st being “it”!
OK, maybe the “idiots” are the ones shelling out real money for this horeshit!…
By now we’ve all heard that Robert Fitzpatrick has gone and supposedly blown his entire retirement savings of $140 000 on a bunch of ads for the sake of a public unrepentant and unaware that this coming Saturday, May 21- life on earth will no longer exist.
What most of us don’t know though is the fact that Mr Fitzpatrick has got a book called The Doomsday Code out which by sheer virtue of all the press he is generating must be generating quite a bit of public exposure and one would wonder some hefty sales. Something this author imagines will address the $140 000 shortfall and assuming life does continue to go past this Saturday (let’s hope so for our collective sakes) Mr Fitzpatrick might not end up being as crazy as most of us think he is.
In some respect the book is a hedge in the event Mr Fitzpatrick is wrong (something by virtue of coming out with the book and wildly advertising it) and one wonders if not a subtle admission by Mr Fitzpatrick that ostensibly he is just guessing. And if one does the math, it could end up being that Mr Fitzpatrick could end up making a whole lot more money than the $140 000 he ostensibly used to ‘market’ his book.
Time will tell
…This story makes you wonder: “How dumb ARE the people on this planet”?….”A fool and his money, are soon seperated forever!”
+8, on May 17th
ON Tony Campana day, at Great American Ball Park!…UC’s little big-man debuts with the Cubbies, but for the 2nd day, the Cubs blow it by playing a game like they just aren’t ready to be playing!….4 errors today, pizz-poor base running yesterday? Reds fans should be happy, but guarded. If the Cubs were playing with motivation, they win both games!
Latest badass killer, a pu**y like most of the rest
Twenty-seven years ago, badass Daniel Lee Bedford killed 2 innocent people, because he was pissed off. He wanted those two people to “pay” for their wrongs! Yesterday, the State of Ohio FINALLY got around to injecting this complete piece of shit with enough “sleepy” medicine to send him to Hell.
In what has become a too common theme in this state, since someone with a set of balls re-instituted the death penalty back in ’99, badasses have turned into puzzies when faced with justice! D.L. Bedford is maybe the latest, but he will not be the last. Paced by crook-lawyers, these killers try all kinds of angles to put off their due justice;….bad childhoods, drugs, bad relationships, Daddy beat me, Mommy blew guys in elevators or, like in dickhead Danny’s case, they’re simply too stupid to die. What?
“Too stupid to die”….”He doesn’t recall the murders”….That’s the basis for keeping this hunk of shit alive? Here’s what you tell the loon-bird: “Danny!,…the Super Bowl is on”!….”Why don’t you come in here and sit in this recliner and enjoy the game!??”…..ZAP!…or, because we are all getting softer now, “inject”!….Of course, “one” of Danny’s FREE personal lawyers (he gets more than one) cries out because initially they didn’t make a clean “stick” with the “justice” needle. Aawww, not quite as morally and compasionaelty understanding as a gun, “Danny”? (puzzy!)…Yeah, shooting a 25year old girl with a GUN is righteous, right?! or, did you stop and “pardon” Gwen Toepfert and John Smith? Oh, wait, you didn;t, because THEY are still dead! Danny’s lawyer was there so she’d be given credit for “caring”, and so that her name would be tied to the case/death.
This badass wanted the World to think he was too stupid to die,…–that’s his final “play” to save his worthless ass!? I dont care if I was WRONGFULLY accused, and about to be “injected”……I’m not going out like some puzzy! Of course, I’m not a killer of innocents either. I am, though, tired of these badasses sitting in prison and re-creating themselves in an attempt to continue to live in prison, -on the taxpayers dimes! They make themselves appear religious, or more caring “now”- but its a lie! A lie set in motion by the lawyers billing the same taxpayers!
Let’s not pretend for a second that their LAWYERS care for them too much either. No, these shitty sharks are only looking to keep alive the case, so they can continue to bill hours. No one thinks Danny-Boy was paying them directly, or that they refused to take anything but the MAX $ allowed by the State! Little Miss “righteous-bitch”, Carol Wright, isn’t trying to keep a killer alive for FREE! Her name isn’t in mentioned in the story by accident, either. She wants to make sure everyone else in need of her emotionally charged act, knows who she is! After all, the State’s (or Country’s) next piece of shit killer just might be, “too stupid” for capital justice too! Then, her bullshit act and weak ass arguments will start up all over again! -in the name of hypocritical “compASSion”!….Too bad not enough of these crap lawyers aren’t on the front end of these murderers lives! Let’s see how bleeding-heart Miss Wright would react to being the victim of these crimes, rather than the one who sees them as (yet another) pay-day.
Why are killers on Death Row for so long?….because the lawyers (with an “s”, because these scumbags get more than one) want to keep squeezing the same lemon until its dried up, not for the bullshit noble pursuit of humanity! If you believe that, maybe YOU’RE too stupid for justice!?? They work their angles until the lemon can be squeezed no more, then they go pick another one…..yeah, kinda like a (Lemon) shark might.
If citizens are not permitted to lie in court, why can lawyers do it throughout the trial peroid?…..The “chairs” (or, tables) can be built to hold two, right?
When the life of a killer is more valued than that of the victims, the system is wrong…and needs to be changed. If some one is too stupid, or insane, to know what they did -then they wont “know” (or care) about what comes next! Limit the approved payment plans to these scumbag lawyers for prolonging crap cases, and see how long they “care” about their cause. If you believe in it, and care so much. Fund the rest yourself! Why should the rest of us continue to pay for the lawyer, and the killer’s, bills? There’s a budget crisis people, cuts need to be made!
Funny
| [DEVGRU members CPO Jules and CPO Vincent take Osama bin Laden with them in their chopper; CPO Vincent's gun goes off and blows bin Laden's head off]Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck’s happening, man? Ah, shit man! Vincent: Oh man, I shot Osama in the face. Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Vincent: Well, I didn’t mean to do it, it was an accident! Jules: Oh man I’ve seen some crazy ass shit in my time… Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something. Jules: Hey, the helo didn’t hit no motherfucking bump! Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn’t mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don’t know why. Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We’re on a Paki street in broad daylight here! Vincent: I don’t believe it. Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this helo out of the air. You know commanders tend to notice shit like you’re flying around in a helicopter drenched in fucking blood. Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that’s all. Jules: This is the Swat Valley, Vincent. JSOC ain’t got no friendly places in the Swat Valley. Vincent: Well Jules, this ain’t my fucking town, man! Jules: Shit! [Jules dials a number on his satellite phone] Vincent: What you doin’? Jules: I’m calling Jimmie, my old CIA partner. He lives in Peshwar. Vincent: Where’s Peshwar? Jules: It’s just over the hill here over by the Khyber Pass. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we’re going to do, man. ‘Cause I ain’t got no other partners in the Hindu Kush. [into the phone] Jules: Hey Jimmie, yo! How you doin’, man? It’s Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We’re in a helo and we gotta get on the ground, pronto. I need to use your compound for a couple of hours. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [CPO Jules, CPO Vincent and Jimmie (CIA SOG) are drinking coffee in Jimmie's bunker] Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried MRE packs, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When the Gov’t sends me coffee, they send me shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my mess, it’s the dead terrorist in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don’t even worry about that… Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my compounds that said “Dead Terrorist Storage”? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain’t seen no… Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my compound that said “Dead Terrorist Storage”? Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead terrorists ain’t my fucking business, that’s why! |
OK, ok,..yes, this was “borrowed” from: http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/h4uud/gun_used_to_kill_bin_laden_is_big_demand/