Douchebag-o wants to change his name again
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Can anyone be surprised, this idiot needs more media love?…So much that he’ll invent a reason to be heard….JUST GO AWAY already!!!!
Chad Ochocinco appeared on ESPN’s “NFL Live” on Tuesday and said it’s time for a change… a name change.”I don’t have a choice right now,” Ochocinco said. “I’ve done enough with the Ocho thing.”The Cincinnati Bengals receiver changed his last name from Johnson to Ochocinco in 2008.
Ochocinco also commented on the remarks Bengals coach Marvin Lewis made on Monday, claiming that Bill Belichick smart enough to not pursue the Bengals star wideout.”If Belichick is smarter than that, then why am I still there?” Ochocinco asked.
He went on to say (LIE) that he does not want to go anywhere else and that he loves the Cincinnati fans.
HA!…”He loves the fans in Cincy”, Who are you fooling THIS time, Jerkass?…You love the Cincy fan because you think there’s NO END to the blind love, and their gullible nature!!?…Where else would he been given this much rope?….Where else would losses mount, and the same old crap be acceptable?…Who else would take Chad’s shit, or buy his stupid anti-football antics? Like Marvin said, “Bilichick is smarter than that”!…and so are the New England fans! Jackass stunts that bring no value to the team aren’t tolerated in towns where winning Football is played….Cincy fans, though, require them to help numb the brain after 4-12 seasons! All we get here are sound bits and twits explaining to us how great YOU think you are, and little to nothing to support the claims. They are as empty as your promises and as meaningless as you self-fulfilling boasts!
So, change your name again, “twit”-man! Maybe “Chud Twitter Twit”? Ochochoco? Chad Zuckerberg? Patriot Trademeguy,..Chad Noonecares? While you’re at it, change your zip code too! Just stop with the “New England wants me” crap…instead, make it something reasonable, like Pakistan?…..or, Carolina?
Cincy Fans, brace for another Steeler WIN!
Thank Gawd for Detroit and Cleveland,…and curse you Indinapolis, Pittsburgh and even you in Nashville, on Titans Way!
Which brings us to the obvious question,….HOW can these three cities, Cincy, Cleveland, and Detroit, (and to a large degree now, Buffalo)…be so akin to losing, and losing bad! While Indy, Pittsburgh and, say, Philly can reel off nice prolong runs of SOLID Football!?!?! After all, Scheduling, Draft order and Salary Caps should have worked to even the playing surface. Christ, there’s even shared revenue at work!
We here in the Cincinnati area know we have Mikey Brown!…No one else has THAT mountain standing in their way,..but. There’s just GOT to be more to it, right!
I blame Chud,….for the last 5.5 years anyway….
Tebow was the difference!
Perhaps it was divine intervention.
How else could one explain a homeless man beating 3.1 million people to win ESPN’s prize-eligible Fantasy Football league and a $3,500 gift card?
Well, Florida Gators icon Tim Tebow did his part.
The man, 33-year-old Nathan Harrington of Salem, Mass., became homeless after a 2009 car accident left him with nerve damage and unable to work. He was eventually forced to move his fiancee, and their 3-year-old son into a motel.
To play fantasy football, Harrington said he knocked on strangers’ doors at the motel, asking to use their computers, used the computer at his father’s nursing home, called in roster moves to friends and swung by his mom’s house and the library when he could.
Going into the last week of the season and sitting in seventh place, Harrington says his decision to start Tebow in the final, fateful week is what put him on top.
“I was sitting at my mother’s computer going nuts,” Harrington told The Salem News, recalling the debate about whether to put Tebow in the lineup. “I thought ‘I’m going to live with this guy, or die with this guy.’ I put him in, then took him out. I was thinking ‘I can’t put everything on Tebow.’ “
Then, Harrington’s 17-year-old son, Nathan Jr., chimed in.
“Just go with Tebow,” he told his dad.
“This is right before 1 p.m., right at crunch time, I had a matter of minutes to get him in,” Harrington said.
Tebow came through with two passing touchdowns and another on the ground in a 27-point fantasy performance. It put Harrington on top by 0.8 points, a final result so close that even a single yard difference might have cost him the top prize.
Harrington says he is selling the $3,500 Best Buy gift card to his mother for $2,500 and will use the money to help move his family into a new apartment.
LET HIM DIE!
He DESERVES to die, AND, he WANTS to die!….Seems like a match made in Hell, right? Well, there are forces out there that wont allow the best solution to be the RIGHTeous solution! –seems this BIG MAN is as skilled at suicide, as he is in relationships!
(Is all this gun violence on women, Jimi’s fault?….or, stupid ball-less men?)
Another weak mental-midget male human, has killed a woman due to (likely) jealousy; – How fahqing pathetic! He-Man Dennis Reynolds joins the growing band of men that loved their women too much. OJ had it, and look how it worked out for him?!! OJ had it all, too! OJ escaped justice (very likely anyway) the first time, but the pressure of killing his wife was just too much!…–and the legal consequences made a fine human being, turn into a monster. Puzzy has that effect on the weak, i guess.
Anyway, after this cheap “Gene Autry” knock-off killed his wife, he TRIED to punch his own ticket,….THREE TIMES!
….”after the failed attempt with the rifle early Sunday evening, Reynolds then dove off the second-story balcony and landed on his back (???? this is counted as an attempt to kill himself ?…Sounds more like a failed Jackass stunt!), police said. He gave ending his life one last try when he began cutting his wrists, police said”…
Sadly, he was only successful in killing Camille Reynolds. Now, certain “people”want to keep him from killing himself?….WHY? So the citizens of this State can pay a lawyer to represent him, send him to psychiatric evals, and bilk the taxpayers out of millions more $? Then we’ll pay to house him in a cell for 30+ years, at some $80K a year!?? What a bargain!…but, but, but, –HE WANTS TO DIE!…Take him up on his offer, before some shit-ass lawyer talks him out of it!
Really, I don’t understand this ”kill a woman because she doesn’t like you anymore” syndrome AT ALL!…..Even as physically unappealing as Mr Reynolds appears to be, how do you get to this point? Are you worried the World has run out of women? Do you think because a woman was dumb enUFf to mate with you in High School, she now must for life?….OR!,..or, do you believe that horeshit jargon about soul-mates!?!?! If its the last one, kill yourself now and save the murder charge, idiot! Actually, note what a stupid-ass you are first, THEN swallow a can of lye -and shake!
If anything, this should be a lesson to ALL those feel compelled to marry the first woman who agree to talk to you! What, she was 18?! How many 18 year old kids make lifelong decisions?!?!?…FEW, at best! Christ, they can’t even legally rent a car!
If you suspect your mate is having “other interests”, try and fix it or just move on! If you’re a fat hunk of shit now because you let yourself slide, and figured you were done trying?…Well, fret not! –there is a place for you!!–You ever been to Walmart? They really DO have it all, and you WILL find someone there who thinks you’re their superior!! Just look at the pictures! –It beats jail, and they have Wrangler Jeans too!!
Chud wants New England, now…
Well, who wouldn’t?…They win a lot, they are well loved by a loyal and passionate fan base….but, will they take to a racist, under-producing, blow-hard, crya-baby, jerkass “twit” happy media whore who doesn’t play team football? Who would?
Good luck in the endless promotion of yourself, Chad Ocho-crapbag! –Don’t go away mad, just go away! Actually, Chud, go away anyway you’ll go!….
…”Answering Rapoport’s analysis that the Pcreate a buzatriots have a need at receiver, Ochocinco tweeted: “PePe and Bill #EPIC.” Pepe is apparently another of Ocho’s alter egos and Bill is, of course, Belichick. Ochocinco has soured on Bengals coach Marvin Lewis, stating that he doesn’t know if the two can “co-exist” at this point. Belichick loves a good bargain, but it’s hard to picture him bringing aboard another declining, attention-seeking receiver after the Randy Moss drama last September….”
Owner Mike Brown opted against buying out Ocho’s salary, which would’ve cost $3.5 million. Despite Ochocinco’s protests, it appears he is part of the team’s 2011 plans for now. Cincinnati should still be open to trade offers, even if they’re only in the fifth- to sixth-round range. In decline at age 33, Ocho generated just 831 yards with four touchdowns in 2010. He also dropped eight passes and is no longer capable of beating double coverage.
Still need tickets to da Bears game?
NO problem!….Stubhub has your back! aaaannnnddd,…If you need a designated driver, and a leech….Doc and I will cancel our weekend plans! After all, its going to be the only “good” game of the weekend!
Bungle fans, get use to this thought…”Another Steeler Super Bowl Victory!”……You can hope, dream, or employ voodoo…but, no way Buddy Ryan (I know!) and the J-E-T-S, J-E-T-S, J-E-T-S are going to beat Pittsburgh! Not after beating Indy and the Pats back-to-back on the road!…It just can’t happen 3 times, and it just can’t happen against the Steelers! “We” just dont have that kind of luck!
So, welcome to another year of “P-burg” fans smashing all 7 of those Bengal un-attainable “Titles” up your face! – by men (and women) wearing yellow no less! Makes ya all glad we ran Dick LeBeau outta town for being a crap Head Coach, huh!?? Gawd I hate Mike Brown!
CAN YOU TOLERATE ANYMORE SHIT LIKE THIS!?!?!?!….CAN YOU!?!?!
Favre rumors kick off with bUFfalo and Washington
And you (and I) were hoping he just go the F*ck away already!!!
But NO!….Brent (I know) Favre rumors have started a-fresh, with The Buffalo Bills and Washington Snyder’s looking like the first two “mates” for the Wheel-of-Brent!
Does a guy who is 41 and just finished off a 1-year contract worth something close to 20 million, while amASSing a QB rating of 69.9 still have NFL value?! He also threw 19 INT’s (and wasn’t a Bengal!) and got his Head Coach fired before finishing 6-10 on a team that was within one of his mistakes from going to the Super Bowl Last year!! So,…does he still have value in the NFL?…..We wont know until early August, 2011 and 3 or 4 more tearful retirement specials! Thanks ESPN!
Chud and TO play race card?
Apparently!…
In the latest episode of the “T.Ocho Show,” Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco weighed in on Brett Favre’s $50,000 fine for his lack of cooperation in the NFL’s investigation into allegations of the 41-year-old sending a Jets hostess racy voicemails and naked photos in 2008.
Owens said if that someone else was in the same situation, it would have been handled differently.
“Time and time again, I’m always gonna put one of us in the situation, and if it was somebody else, this right here would have been dealt with early on,” Owens said. “What more can you get out of Brett Favre? They fined him 50 grand, that’s nothing. They just gave him 4 million extra dollars just to come back and play this year. Do you think somebody’s gonna give me an extra four million just to come back and play next year?”
Ochocinco chimed in and warned that the segment better not be edited.
“You wanna know why they won’t give you an extra $4 million to come back and play? ‘Cause you’re black. Period. Case closed,” he said.
Host Kevin Frazier and Owens immediately started laughing as Ochocinco continued his rant.
“The season is over. We can’t get in trouble. I will say what I please now,” said Ochocinco.
…I wish I could say I’m surprised, but I’m not. Hopefully this idiot-of-idiots is just pimping the dying ratings on his extremely stupid show…..but, who knows??? Maybe being a cancer and killing your team from the inside, like both of these clowns have done annually, is somehow a less offensive crime?
I certainly haven’t been a fan of Brent (I know!) Favre’s, but for either of these guys to claim some one ELSE was given preferential treatment over them? WOW! Aside from being a horrible team-mate (past training camp anyway) TO called a QB he played with, GAY! - Isn’t that sexual harassment? –Was he fined for that?..or, was he basically just given a new contract? Didn’t Chad pizz on the team and fans of this town for 4 months during one off-season?….Then came back and said “Oh, just kidding”; and his ass was welcomed back (NOT BY ME) by damn near every fan in this town! Was THAT acceptance and “Chad love” given to you because “you’re black”?
Zero playoff wins, Chud!…Zero! That’s your legacy!…That and a BUNCH of empty promises/predictions. Oh, and a really ugly looking HOF jacket!
Here’s betting the first year Chud’s gone, the team achieves at LEAST an entry into the playoffs; –minimum! Of course no wide out will cry like a baby in the locker room at halftime (with the team leading) and hit a coach; - because he’s not getting enough passes his way! They might not win a game (after all, we still have Mike brown in charge), but they will be a MORE successful duo than Chad and _____ ever were!
Bubba Caldwell and Jerome Simpson will make NO ONE miss this asshole “pair” (pppfft, “Batman and Robin”??, HA!…try “Laverne and Shirley”! “ladies”!)….4 wins is more along the Shotz girls abilities than Batman and Robin’s (wasn’t Robin a known tulip?).
Carson Palmer certainly “looked” better once “Laverne and Shirley” were off the field (and back in the studio/brewery), and Caldwell and Simpson went out there!. Like holding two baby bottles AND burping Chad and TO, while trying to play football wouldn’t negatively effect a guy!? I’m not implying that this year’s failure’s weren’t partly Palmer’s fault; –certainly his poor play helped them lose, but he’s not the one trying to find diversions and blame elsewhere!
Bengals play tUFf, but still drop close game to Ravens!
Awesome game, right up until the last Bengal snap/play! They were brilliant in over-coming the 5 turnovers ON the road, and coming within a brain fart of pulling it off!. Jerome Simpson, sans the 2 fumbles, and Andre Caldwell were fantastic against a solid defense! They combined for 19 catches and 220 yards! -with a TD! Over the last two games they’ve done what Butt-man and Stooge-O only talked about doing! Chud Ocho wailed and blubbered about how he couldn’t get open, but Caldwell and Simpson showed that it is possible for 2 wr’s on this Bungle team, to get open and be productive! They’ve both done very well over their last 2 starts together with the moronic duo of TO and Chud-Ocho are out of action.
These last two games have been great!…Hopefully they (Caldwell and Simpson) are given the keys to the offense in 2011, without having to show up only when the media-whores are on a break!
I still believe Marvin Lewis should be replaced, though. Not because a whole lot of the losing is his fault, but because he’s just not getting the team to focus for 60 minutes. Lapses have effected EVERYONE on this team, and that reflects the Head Coach. Tom Coughlin wouldn’t have put up with the amount of stupid shit mistakes the teams under Lewis have made. I’d welcome a guy like him, but know there is no way Mikey Brown would hire him. We’ll get another eunuch Head Coach that will puppet everything the idiot Mike Brown wants. Unfortunately, Mr Brown cares about winning about as much as that idiot Chud!
-Ron Burgundy
“Stay sexy Sincinnati!”…
Got BOWLS!?! -by historical conference membership. This shows a bowl result if the team was in the conference at the time of the bowl game.
| Bowls | Wins | Losses | Ties | Win % | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SEC | 358 | 196 | 153 | 9 | .560 |
| Pac-10 | 200 | 105 | 93 | 2 | .530 |
| Big Ten | 216 | 101 | 114 | 1 | .470 |
| ACC | 173 | 84 | 87 | 2 | .491 |
| Big 8 | 127 | 63 | 63 | 1 | .500 |
| Southwest | 151 | 63 | 80 | 8 | .444 |
| Big 12 | 100 | 49 | 51 | 0 | .490 |
| Big East | 82 | 46 | 36 | 0 | .561 |
| WAC | 105 | 44 | 60 | 1 | .424 |