Dude, Getting busted in the NUTS hurts, there's no way around it!
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At first glance, it looks like KG was just making a little play and his hand accidentally got a little too close to Frye’s nut sack. But everyone with a set of nuts knows that you don’t have to punch someone in the nuts, you just have to graze them bitches. As a matter of fact barely getting your nuts hit hurts a lot worse than actually getting punched in the nuts.
The thing is, I hope KG did it on purpose. I like a player that gets a little dirty from time to time. Afterall, it is a competition. It is a form of “Me against You”. And to a lesser scale it’s a battle, it’s a war. And everyone knows that all is fair in Love and War. So fuck it, if he got jabbed in the nuts and KG got in his head, then thats how it goes. I guess Frye better wear a cup next time or protect himself.
Two ways, to look like an anus…
The Chad way,….and then there’s this way….
Chad just uses Twitter to make himself look like an ass (like he needs visual or audio aids for that)! Apparently 1.6 million twits give a rat’s ass that he eats meals, goes places and thinks The New England Patriots “want him”!….I think that’s soooo “tweet”.
I thawt I taw a puddy tat! -Tweet-Tweet!
Did you Miss me?
Don’t lie bitches, I know you missed me. I missed you too!
I’ve been busy with a lot of projects, but it’s time to make time for the FatGuySports Nation.
Look for much more to come soon, along with a Parody video I’ve been working on. I took the music to Eminem’s “I’m Not Afraid” and wrote lyrics to it. It’s already been recorded. I’m shooting the video now and when it’s done, I expect it to become a youtube phenom!
It’s about my hatred for what Mike Brown has done and continues to do to the Bengals.
Until then, prepare yourself bitches!
Carson Wants to leave
I know I’m late on this, but I’ve been busy. So you’ll have to excuse me.
Let’s be honest, Carson never lived up to all the hype right? So, rather than hang on to what we hoped that he would be, lets just get rid of him now.
In order to run a team full of thugs and media whores, you have to be a vocal and passionate leader. I think we’ve learned by now that he’s not. There were many times that he should’ve put Chad and T.O. in their place and he didn’t do it. The NFL is no place for mediators. If you want to keep the peace, join the Military or be a marriage counselor. Either way, I don’t give a fuck what he does. But the sooner he leaves Cincinnati, the sooner we can start the next chapter.
PS – Hey Carson, would you kindly take Marvin, Bratkowski, and Chad with you when you go? And if there’s anyway you can get Mike Brown to go with you, that would be great as well. Thanks!
Its time for some Baseball!
| #1. Florida | |||||
 2010 Record (Ranking): 47-17 (7).RPI: 4. Coach (Record at school): Kevin O’Sullivan (123-63, 3 years). Postseason History: 26 regional appearances (active streak: 3 years), 6 CWS appearances (last in 2010), 0 national titles. |
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| 2011 Lineup | |||||
| Pos. | Name, Yr. | AVG/OBP/SLG | HR | RBI | SB |
| C | Mike Zunino, So. | .267/.314/.472 | 9 | 41 | 8 |
| 1B | Brian Johnson, So. | .405/.458/.631 | 4 | 21 | 0 |
| 2B | Josh Adams, Sr. | .224/.316/.392 | 9 | 42 | 6 |
| 3B | Austin Maddox, So. | .333/.363/.587 | 17 | 72 | 0 |
| SS | Nolan Fontana, So. | .287/.437/.417 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| LF | Tyler Thompson, Jr. | .301/.360/.493 | 6 | 28 | 6 |
| CF | Kamm Washington, So. | .308/.416/.400 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
| RF | Preston Tucker, Jr. | .331/.436/.551 | 11 | 49 | 8 |
| DH | Ben McMahan, Jr. | .325/.346/.442 | 2 | 11 | 4 |
| Pos. | Name, Yr. | W-L | ERA | IP | SO | SV |
| LHP | Brian Johnson, So. | 6-4 | 4.03 | 74 | 51 | 0 |
| RHP | Hudson Randall, So. | 8-4 | 3.24 | 97 | 69 | 0 |
| LHP | Alex Panteliodis, Jr. | 11-3 | 3.51 | 100 | 82 | 0 |
| RP | Steven Rodriguez, So. | 2-0 | 2.57 | 28 | 26 | 1 |
Hitting: 65. The Gators return eight everyday starters from last year’s College World Series team, including four players who earned first-team freshman All-America honors. That quartet—Fontana, Zunino, Maddox and Johnson—just scratched the surface of their offensive ability in 2010, and all four should take major steps forward as sophomores. The scrappy Fontana is the engine atop Florida’s lineup. He, Tucker and Adams are all patient, disciplined hitters who rack up walks and drive up pitch counts. Adams slumped as a junior but should return to being an offensive force as a senior. Upperclassmen Bryson Smith and Daniel Pigott give the Gators quality bats off the bench.
Power: 70. Maddox, Johnson and Tucker form a fearsome heart of the order with as much power as any trio in the country. Zunino, McMahan, Adams and Thompson also provide some pop. Speed: 50. Adams and Fontana are average runners who pick their spots on the basepaths. Washington is the lineup’s lone burner. Defense: 70. The Gators are rock-solid up the middle. Fontana (.986 fielding percentage last year) and Adams (.984) might be the nation’s most reliable double-play tandem, and Zunino has plus defensive ability behind the plate. Washington will be tasked with replacing elite center fielder Matt den Dekker, but he has the speed and instincts to handle it. The corners will be key: Maddox must continue to improve at third base, and Tucker needs to show he can handle an outfield spot full-time, though he’ll slide back to first base when Johnson pitches. Starting Pitching: 65. Florida is so absurdly deep on the mound that a junior who won 11 games last year (Panteliodis) is battling for a weekend rotation spot with an electric freshman who was the No. 9 overall pick in the 2010 draft (RHP Karsten Whitson). With a fastball that reaches the mid-90s and a plus slider in the 80-84 range, Whitson has premium stuff and solid control for his age. Panteliodis is coming off hip surgery, so the Gators could take it slow with him early in the season, but he should be 100 percent around opening day. The staff is fronted by a pair of returning freshman All-Americans in Johnson (a competitive, polished three-pitch lefty) and Randall (a strike-throwing, groundball machine). Bullpen: 75. You won’t find a deeper bullpen in college baseball than the one in Gainesville. The lone question mark is who will replace closer Kevin Chapman, but Florida has no shortage of qualified candidates. Rodriguez is the favorite, thanks to his fierce mound presence, darting fastball and quality change. One-time blue-chip recruits Jr. LHP Nick Maronde and Jr. RHP Anthony DeSclafani have been passed on the depth chart while they’ve worked to harness their command, but both still have excellent stuff. LHP Daniel Gibson plus RHPs Tommy Toledo, Justin Poovey, Greg Larson, Michael Heller and Keenan Kish would all be key pieces in most other pitching staffs; at Florida, they bring high-quality depth. Experience/Intangibles: 70. Florida returns the overwhelming majority of a roster that reached Omaha last year. The coaching staff has quickly developed a reputation for excelling at teaching the game and getting the most out of its players. Baseball America OFP: 75. Florida has no discernable weakness and enters the season as a strong bet to win its first national title. |
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Baseball America Top 5 – 2011
1. Florida, 47-17
2. UCLA, 51-17
3. Texas Christian, 54-14
4. Vanderbilt, 46-20
5. Oklahoma, 50-18
Where's the Beef?!?!?
Clara Peller would be proud!!
A group of Alabamians(?) have filed a class-action lawsuit (which was probably presented to them as a petition to lower the distance of legal marriages from 2nd cousins to 1st. HA!…just kidding — you can already marry first cousins in more than half the states!) against diarrhea-giant Taco Bell for false advertising. Taco Hell says in their ads that their food is made from ’seasoned ground beef’ that is, in fact, just 35% ground beef – the rest is chicken dick and goat parts. In Legal Eagle talk, that’s “water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.” Whoa whoa whoa — modified corn starch?! Anti-dusting agent? How long does that meat flavored crap stay IN those pans, anyway?
The meat mixture sold by Taco Bell restaurants contains binders and extenders and does not meet the minimum requirements set by the U.S. Department of Agriculture to be labeled as “beef,” according to the legal complaint.
Attorney Dee Miles said attorneys had Taco Bell’s “meat mixture” tested and found it contained less that 35 percent beef.The lawsuit on behalf of Taco Bell customer and California resident Amanda Obney does not seek monetary damages, but asks the court to order Taco Bell to be honest in its advertising.
Yeah, like there’s anyone outside the state of Alabama who REALLY thought that meat had meat in it?!?!?! I think its more difficult to believe they’ve been selling “food-stuffs” with 35% meat in it, for over 20 years, and no one noticed before now! Of course, like Denny’s, Taco Bell sells 90% of its food after 2am in the morning, so..amybe it is possible.
Food Porn!
Here it is, The New Luther ChurchKey!
Chef Kyle Bailey is not afraid to create. The “New Luther” is named for its alleged creator, Luther Vandross. The original Luther sandwich consists of a bacon cheeseburger wedged between two halves of a Krispy Kreme donut, but that now seems rather simple in comparison. At ChurchKey, a house-made brioche donut is glazed in savory maple-chicken jus and topped with warm pieces of oven-baked pecans. While that sounds like a meal already, the brioche is cut in half and stuffed with a hunk of buttermilk fried chicken and wedges of applewood smoked bacon. YUM!…..This is Thatgirl’s NEW favorite sandwich! If you’ve ever had one, please leave us a review!
If you ain’t a “fatGuy” quite yet, a steady diet of these bad boys, will help you get there!…..note: FatGuySports does NOT endorse a diet of “New Luther ChurchKey” sandwiches….Well, unless we get a beefy ass cut or huge endorsement deal!
How many boob jobs, is too many boob jobs?
Apparently, 6ix?….
German porn star and “Big Brother” participant Carolin Berger a.k.a. “Sexy Cora” died last Thursday after her sixth breast enlargement operation to go from a 34F to a 34G, Sky News reports. She was 23.
Cora has been in an artificial coma since January 11 at a clinic in Hamburg. Sky News explains, “She went under the knife for the last time at the Alster Clinic and was having 800g (28oz) of silicone injected into each breast. But her heart stopped beating during the operation. She suffered brain damage and was put into an induced coma.” Cora’s husband Tim Wosnitza remarked, “The doctors told me that she wouldn’t make it. The brain damage was too big.”
According to CNN, two of the doctors who performed the surgery have been charged with negligent manslaughter. The clinic released a statement saying it is giving “full and complete support” to investigators:
“As matters stand currently a defect in the anesthetizing device can be ruled out….The claim that the monitoring could have given readings other than the actual vital functions of the patient has nothing to do with the facts and has no connection to reality. [....] Erroneous behavior by the doctors is unproven and at this point just an ‘assessment’ by one of the emergency medical personnel who’d brought [Cora] to the University Clinic Hamburg.”Sky News notes, Cora had her five previous surgeries in Poland at a clinic that refused to see her again for a sixth time.
Relatedly, Sheyla Hershey, the woman with the world’s biggest breasts (size 38M), had doctors remove her four implants and much of her natural tissue last year in order to save her life from staph and strep infections.
Its cases like these, where you really feel bad for the husband….he wont get to watch his little sugar-lips gang hump the crew of the SS Assbanger anymore. Though its possible the settlement from something being described as “negligent manslaughter”, might just help him bridge the gap between deep depression, and landing a new fun-bag Host….?
Really, did the 23 year old NEED another bood enhancement? Would ANYone?…I’m no Seismologist, but what the hell is the difference between perfect 34F Hooters, and 34G Floppy-fats?
No one deserves to die, obviously…and no one here is happy this ‘lass passed…far from it! We are just sometimes reminded that common sense can sometimes go a long way….RIP, Miss Berger.