Tressel is leaving tOSU?…hahahahaha!
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What, now he thinks he’s Urban Meyer? pppffftt, not even close!
Reports out of Chicago?…Chicago?,….suggested that Jimbo Tressy was leaving Ohio State!….The collective “HA-HA” wasn’t even finished be muttered yet, before this silly-ass rumor was quashed!….OSU AD Gene Smith has assured egg-nog drinkers that The Vest will be bashing Big10 opponents (sans newbie Nebraska) and FASHION sense, as usual, for the Luckeyes in 2011….though he said nothing about “beyond”…?????
It does make you think though,….When does Tressy say its enUFf?…When is he too old to stay at it, and who’s next in line. After all, few out there today are Joe Pa types. Maybe he thinks THIS time, as a favorite, against an SEC team is it!…And once he’s exercised that demon he can “go quietly into that good night?”….That Chicken ain’t hatched yet Jimmy!
Few hate retirement, and the thought of enjoying the fruits of their labor. Personally, I’ll be losing golf balls at a record rate starting 15 minutes after I’m eligible for retirement! I may (or, may HAVE to) stay on at CostCo as a greeter for the terrific pay and Health Care benefits, but! – past that I’m playing golf, sneaking booze onto the course, and cheating on my scorecard ad nauseum!
Tressy is, what, 58 now?….He’s got a few more years in him, if he WANTS!….It is worth, EASY, another 32 million to stay on at his current gig….–and what a gig, too. He gets better players than anyone in his conference (once again, sans newbie Nebraska!) and he already owns a “non-way-they’ll-fire-me-ever” status in Columbus! He could walk around with his dick hanging out his fly, draped in animal skins and cheap hookers, while drinking Moonshine all afternoon…– and few would question him, or ask him to stop!…And, after all, isn’t that what we ALL want?!?! -The additional 32 million would be all gravy and pain-killers after that!
OK, so I guess its possible that this is a media-inspired gaff, to impose the thought that “maybe” Tressel would have other things to do;– or that he has value to some one outside Columbus…(he doesn’t!). Its not that he’s not an elite level Coach, its just that at 58 he’s gonna have restrictions on where he’d go…or, where he “could” go. Then again, since the rumors started in Chicago, semi-home to that cerebral institution Northwestern, maybe this is a clever ploy to sway a recruit or two?…hahahahahahahahha!…yeah, like they’re going after the same kids!
Anyway, its back to the egg-nog for me!…I sure was worried he was actually leaving!….To, uh, go Head Coach the Bungles…who happen to have an un-extended Head Coach THERE!,…who, uh, might have had enUFf of a certain ASSHOLE Owner by now???…..yeah, I know!…Enjoy your egg-nog!