A 19-17 win?, this means all is forgiven!
All is right once again in Bungle-land. Beating the Super Bowl bound Browns is all the proof I need, to declare the slump, OVER! Re-assume your lavish praise of everything Bengal once again! The future is bright, and “next” year, for sure, its a deep run into the Playoffs!
Not only are they making the run, “next year”, but they can do it without making any moves! Just go to the draft, sign a name-player 1/2 the town recognizes from the College ranks, and the excitement of Mikey-boys 21st season will kick-off like all the rest have!
57,000 fans sat in on the latest version of the Battle of Ohio….for two teams that now share 6 wins -(not counting the two against each other). One team has a chance, the other is our lovable gaffs, the Bengals! Still they were there. This is further proof winning isn’t important to the fans in this town,…sad as that sounds. More will buy into the non-move moves made by Mikey this off-season, and the numbers will be back up again by Opening Day 2011. Maybe we’ll sign more players past their primes, who other teams refused to retain…giving us that sense that because they have names we know, that’ll mean we’ll be MUCH better! It happened this year, and the drones drank it in AGAIN!
Ultimately, this is why Mikey doesn’t hire a GM, or delegate priorities beyond his abilities. He knows the sheep will be back…so, a few games didn’t officially sell-out…those seats dont mean so much. He has zero football sense, but he’s not stupid across the board!
If the town wants a loser, so be it….If winning is always “just for the other guys”, OK!…Just stop being so surprised EVERY year when it happens! …and get use to the Pittsburgh fans owning your asses!

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