Browsing all articles from November, 2010

Good moves?

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Nov
17

Well, for a while maybe…then, nice tackle!

 

I support “acquiring” the moron with extreme prejudice, but then I think that for most people who track the law for themselves. Hey, I got my ass kicked when I strayed the “rules”..,-like Baretta use to say:

Pre-drink the Wedding?

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Nov
17

What could go wrong with THAT plan?…

PPffttt, like its the worst thing that happened to her!…still, even I waited until after the legal stUFf was over!

A GREAT American! Army Staff sgt Salvatore Giunta!

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Nov
17

…This guy beats ‘em all. Take a moment, and put things in perspective for a while….

Yeah, Vet’s Day was last week, but they deserve our appreciation ALL year long. And guys like THIS ONE, make you proud to be Red, White and Blue! …..

Its not gonna stop, ya know…

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Nov
17

….it cant, its out of control!…..FACTOID: The last time the Bengals won a game -on September 26th- the Reds hadn’t yet clinched the NL Central -ouch! Thankfully, there are still camera’s at the games!

THE Bungles are gonna beat bUFfalo, sure, but then its back to their familiar ways. They are gonna finish with 6 wins, and even one will be a “BIG” win….still, 6-10 with small promise will only help Mikey Brown sell more promise, in 2011. And as good little payees, most will buy in again next year.

This (season) isn’t just a disappointment.  This season is business as usual for Mike Brown’s Bengals, and 2005\2009 serve as just aberrations from the norm over the past 20 years.  Let’s not over glorify the 2005 and 2009 season’s either…They ended with exactly zero playoff wins.  Anywhere outside of Cincinnati, that is a stupentous disaster of a season.

Many NFL “people” are saying that the Bungle 2010 flop is on kiel with the Dallas and Minny-sota slides. They are right, of course, but they fail to factor in the Mikey Brown element!

So, what’s the answer?….Stop attending games?…Join forces with the Steelers? (Doc’s all over THAT proposal!), or an ALL out switch to the College Game? Its just not that easy! I know, I’ve tried too! I HATE Mike Brown,…I HATE Chud and TO (yeah, I know their stats, doesn’t matter!)…..For those ass-hats the losing is good, but for the rest, and the town? - its just not right. Can the NFL step in and force changes? Maybe, but why would they? The Bungles sell out, and no one wins from a lawsuit of this kind…except, of course, those leech-like lawyers. In the end Mikey would keep his team, and several million dollars goes from one entity, to several law firms.

I stopped going to games after Chud cost the team a chance to win a playoff game in 2005, save for three games. In those cases I was awarded tickets….I’ve been awarded tickets to several other games too, but refused. Still, I can’t stop hoping that some day, Mike and the idiot wr’s will be gone, and there will be tailgates by the stadium once again in my future. No, I’m not holding my breath.

Really, how hard is it to use your damn Turn-signal anway?

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Nov
15
The 57 percent of American drivers say they don’t use their turn signals for changing lanes, and have a variety of excuses;

 

42 percent said they don’t have time.
23 percent said they are too lazy.
17 percent said they don’t because they forget to turn it off after.
12 percent said they change lanes too frequently to bother.
11 percent said it’s not important.
8 percent said they don’t because others don’t.
7 percent said not doing it adds to excitement.

 

Add that up and its 120%, so, not only do these f*cking retards lie, they vote too much in stupid ass polls as well! How gawd damn hard can it be to flip a lever up or down? How much mental exhaustion can that cause?
You want a solution to the 60 million city budget deficit?…Issue progressive traffic tickets to these brain dead pricks, over-loaded by driving. By early Summer we’ll be able to pay for that stupid ass Trolley car idea, AND erase the piss-ass mess Mikey Brown created with that sweet-heart Stadium deal!
On any given day it takes me 25 minutes to get to work, and in that time I could write 40 tickets, easy!
Fine these cretins $100.00 for the first incident, and another $100.00 more each one after that!….So, what, five cops write those same 40 tickets a day for 6 months, that ought to do it!?
If flicking that damn bar is THAT difficult or consuming, you shouldn’t be driving anyway! Just pull over and wait for a cop to come by and rap you in the melon with a tack hammer!
Of course using the turn-signal, is assuming your jackass isn’t already texting, smoking, checking out FatGuySports.com, and switching radio channels all at the same time….Still, adding one more rudimentary low-level task shouldn’t tax your gray matter too much (more). 
After your 6th offense in one year, your car can be impounded and sold for whatever they can get for it…Eventually you fucks will learn!
USE YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNALS!!!

This dude should try out for the "Tourettes U.K. Idol"

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Nov
12

 

Something tells me this bloke has spent some time in a chemical weapons testing lab.  But let me ask this, how come all of the involuntary words are things like fuck, cunt, arse-cheecks, etc?  How come it’s always profanities?  Can’t they sneak in a John the baptist, holy water, banana’s, or something a little less profain?  Like if non-stop profanities is a qualification for having tourette’s then maybe it’s time for Doc to accept the diagnosis.

Happy Veteran's Day!

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Nov
11

Matthew Clayton Combs, US Army

I’d like to say THANK YOU to my little brother, Matthew Clayton Combs, and to all of the other members of our armed services, both active and retired.  You have afforded us the very freedoms that we take for granted daily.  Let’s make sure today isn’t one of those days.  Remember your loved ones or Celebrate them in whatever way you choose, but take the time to acknowledge them.

To my brother, who is a Tank Operator and did a tour in Iraq…….I love you little brother!  I’m indescribably proud of you.  You will always be a Hero to me.  

As if I needed any more proof that a Midget will take you places

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Nov
11

C’mon Man child, you know there’s no making videos with 50 cent until your homework is done and your room is clean. Get your act together kid.   And what, is 50 cent taking requests now from the “Midget Make A Wish Program”?

But seriously, this video is hot.  I’ve watched this video at least 100 times in the last hour.  I’m totally fucking jealous.

Subscribe to the Fatguysports YouTube Channel so we can get someone famous in a video with us.  Apparently you need over 1 million people to view your video, and I”m still about 999,964 views short, so help a homie out!

Experts think Mysterious Missle was a Plane!?!?!?!

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Nov
11

 

Yahoo News -(UPDATE: The Pentagon is now also saying that it was a plane.)

“This thing is so obviously an airplane contrail, and yet apparently all the king’s horses and all the king’s men can’t find someone to stand up and say it,” John Pike, a defense and aerospace expert, told the Washington Post’s John Pomfret. Pike noted that the projectile was moving much slower than a missile would, adding that “there’s a reason that they’re called rockets.”

So for 2 straight days, with all of the experts on all of the big news channels that were covering this story for more than 48 straight hours, and NOT 1 of them ever said that it was probably a plane….but now I’m supposed to just blindly believe what “Big Government” tells me? C’mon, give us a little credit.  I mean, the jury is still out on who really killed JFK, but dude that’s a Missle every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  Nice try, but Doc ain’t buyin’ it bitches.   If it was a plane, then were are the 250 dead passengers?  because that thing was flipping around in the sky and I’m quite sure it didn’t land safely.