Maybe the Rangers need Mallory to pitch for them!

Posted Posted by TCombs in Random     Comments No comments
Oct
28

So, it’s the world series and the Texas Rangers are pitching like it’s April and their in inter-squad scrimmages. 

It was the bottom of the 8th inning, 2 outs, nobody on base and then the bottom just fell out.  4 straight walks, followed by 3 straight hits, a total of 4 pitchers used, and 7 runs cross the plate.  And I’m left to ask myself, where was Mayor Mallory tonight?  Seriously, you’re in the 106th World Series, act like you’ve fucking been there before.   Get your shit together boys, it’s a long off-season thinking about how you bent over like Anna Nicole Smith in front of a dying rich old man.

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