Strip Poker Photoshoot Taking you into the Weekend!
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Yeah, incase you were wondering, that’s Antonio Esfandiari in the middle of this shit!
Have a good weekend bitches!
How does this chick even have 3 kids to give pot to?
MADISONVILLE, OH (FOX19) - A Madisonville mother is facing charges after police say she gave marijuana to her three children.
Valerie Cecil, 25, is charged with three counts of corrupting another with drugs.
According to the arrest report, Cecil gave marijuana to her children, ages 7, 4, and 1, in September, but she was just arrested on Wednesday.
Cecil was arraigned on Thursday morning. She is out of jail on her own recognizance and any contact she has with her children must be supervised by Hamilton County Job and Family Services.
This is the second case Hamilton County has seen in recent months involving a mother giving her child marijuana. Last month, police arrested a Springfield Township mother for teaching her 2-year-old daughter how to smoke pot and recording video of it on her cell phone.
Wow, another story of kids ratting out their parents. what the hell is wrong with kids today? It’s like you can’t even shoot them with BB guns and get them high anymore without one of them going Machine Gun Kelly on you and ratting you out to the feds. Ungreatful kids these days! I think the bigger news story here is that someone has nailed this chick 3 times. Like how bad does your life suck, that you could look at this chick and be turned on? This chick just looks too beat up. Like it could be 2:30a.m., the bars closing and she’s sitting there all alone, and you notice her as you walk by and you’re like…Fuck that, I’ll just go home and beat it by myself. They should find the 3 guys that nailed this chick and charge them with beastiality. Because lets be honest, this chicks a beast.
Shooting your kid in the buttocks with a BB Gun is just wrong
TUSCALOOSA COUNTY, AL (WBRC) – A man has been arrested after authorities say he shot his 8-year-old son multiple times in the buttocks with a BB gun.
The Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office says the abuse was discovered by the child’s counselor at Lakeview Elementary School when the child mentioned it. Reportedly, the child has several marks on his buttocks and thighs and some of the BB’s had broken the skin.
The child’s father, 28-year-old Lewis Terrance Brown, has been charged with torture and willful abuse of a child.
It’s all fun and games until your kid has a BB stuck in his ass and reports it to the elementary school Counselor. Like how far out in the back woods of Tuscallsa County Alabama do you have to be, to realize your only form of entertainment comes from shooting your kid in the ass with a BB gun? I mean, is this dude the real life waterboy? “Momma say Alligators are onary, cuz dey got all dem teef and no toofbrush”. Name this dude Lewis Bouche and put him on a football field and all will be forgiven.
Does this look like the face of a chick giving birth and hiding drugs in the same vagina?
CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) - Drugs were found inside an inmate at the Hamilton County Justice Center while doctors were giving her a C-Section.
January Newport, 24, was in jail on theft charges. She had to be transported to Good Samaritan Hospital to give birth to her child.
According to Hamilton County Prosecutors, when doctors began to perform a C-Section, doctors found drugs “in with the baby.”
Newport was charged and pled guilty to charges of taking drugs on the grounds of the Hamilton County Justice Center
This chicks name can’t be January Newport can it? I mean, April Covington sounds much better right? Regardless, January is having a rough October. Pregnant, In Jail, and apparently a bag of drugs shoved in her Va-Jay-Jay. Notice to all males: The tables have turned fellas, chicks these days are cramming all kinds of shit up their vagina’s. You’re playing Russian roullette with your fatguy when you take home some random chick. Although it sounds like you could get laid and high with this chick, allegedly.
Does this look like the face of a Fake Cab Driver that would allegedly like to Rape you?
ERLANGER, KY (FOX19) - Bar patrons are concerned after a local taxicab driver was recently charged with assaulting a customer he picked up.
Police say Mohamud Abukar, 38, sexually assaulted a female victim after her picked her up in a Yellow Cab taxi in Newport on October 10. The victim identified Abukar as the driver of the taxi and the suspect in the assault. On October 15, Abukar was arrested and charged with Rape.
“The first thing that went through my head was, this is ridiculous,” said Newport bar patron Aaron Bogren. “When I hear something like this, as a man it does not make me fear for my own safety, but as somebody that is friends with females, it makes me fear for theirs.”
Erlanger Police is looking for information from any other possible victims who have been in contact with Mohamud Abukar. Detectives describe the taxi as a white 2003 Ford, with Yellow Cab Co in black letters and the number 99 on the sides and back.
Managers at the Yellow Cab Company said they could not comment on the case, and would not even answer if Abukar was still an employee.
Here on some tips to keep you safe when riding in a cab.
- Ask restaurant or bar employees for advice on finding a good cab company
- Don’t travel alone
- Ask the driver to provide your name and destination to make sure it’s the cab you ordered
- Sit in the back seat
Not sure about you, but I’ve never seen a taxi like the one described above. Hell, you might as well get into an old white van that has no side or rear windows that has “Buffalo Bob’s Taxi” painted on the side. And as if you needed any other signs not to get in the cab, his first name is spelled wrong. It’s Muhammad, not Mohamud. And never trust a dude that has the letters A-B-U-K- and R in his last name. Those are like the call signs of a Taliban training camp. Hope they catch this dude before he gets on a plane.
Iraqi's will be at East Fork Lake for the next 2 weeks, rowing – allegedly!
The Iraqi National Rowing Team is at East Fork lake for the next 2 weeks for training, allegedly.
Why the hell are Iraqi’s here in Ohio of all places teaching/learning rowing? The last piece of advice I’d ask from an Iraqi is how to row. I mean have you ever seen a map of Iraq? It’s a huge desert. Are they rowing through sand or something? Look, if I want to build a sand castle, an IED, or a bomb out of some masking tape – a watch - and a bottle of water, I’ll ask an Iraqi. If I want to learn to row, i’m going to Miami and sitting on the beach and waiting for a few Haitians or Cubans to come paddling their illegal asses into shore. Because lets face it, those little bastards have been perfecting that technique for decades. Rowing through 20′ ocean swells, dodging Jaws, and avoiding pirates on the open ocean. Nobody rows like an illegal immigrant. Period!
Maybe the Rangers need Mallory to pitch for them!
So, it’s the world series and the Texas Rangers are pitching like it’s April and their in inter-squad scrimmages.
It was the bottom of the 8th inning, 2 outs, nobody on base and then the bottom just fell out. 4 straight walks, followed by 3 straight hits, a total of 4 pitchers used, and 7 runs cross the plate. And I’m left to ask myself, where was Mayor Mallory tonight? Seriously, you’re in the 106th World Series, act like you’ve fucking been there before. Get your shit together boys, it’s a long off-season thinking about how you bent over like Anna Nicole Smith in front of a dying rich old man.
NC State has NO respect for Florida State
Incase you didn’t watch the game, here’s what happened…
With 2:44 left in the game, NC State had the ball on FL State’s 2yrd line. It was 4th and inches and NC State was down 24-21. Now, anyone that knows football, knows that you kick a field goal and tie the game. But just because you’re the Head Coach of a Division I football program doesn’t mean you have to know football. Because either Tom O’Brian (NC State head coach) doesn’t know football or he really doesn’t give a fuck. At first he sent the field goal team on, but then pulled them off during a FL State timeout and was like “Fuck it” – we’re going for it. It’s one of those play calls where you’re either a genius with balls the size of pumpkins or you’re a fucking moron. Lucky for him, they got the TD and he looks like a genius.
Speaking of Geniuses, nobody can accuse the person putting up stat’s for ESPN in North Carolina of being a genius.
My West Side math might not be too good, but I know these fucking numbers are wrong. You add them up and let me know what you think! By the way, this graphic was shown with :23 seconds left in the 3rd qtr.
